#Dash comm.

[nohymn]

"my vow is broken......"

[nobodyexpectsthe]

I can’t believe Pirith killed Hawke and stole their boyfriend.

[cataschism]

piggybacking off mocha's post about mutuals & friends, if we are mutuals we are friends. chances are i already know your pen name and can easily identify you by url, pfp or ooc tags/combination of all three. you are not just a number or character to me. and i probably have already majorly thought about potential character dynamics & ships even if we haven't written together. you probably take up space in my brain! if we have been mutuals for a long time, pre-my hiatus, i probably thought about you that whole time !!

[primordialruin]

"Depression is a consequence for the loss of purpose and the potential future you invested your security in."

[stadam]

on account of all his bosses being livid with him, he'll be vacationing in hell for a few days. ✨

[stupidiinspades]

" is it a cardinal sin to say the Almighty landed a gorgeous bird-? "

[grief-worn]

"yes, i'm sure you're all desperate to take me to bed. and yes, i'm sure you're all desperate to bury a blade in my neck. i don't need some childish voting game to tell me that."

[gwahrena]

Lady Elethea - You receive positive acknowledgment, maybe even a smile if you're so lucky

Elethea - Neutral acknowledgment, it's her name after all, but depending on your relation to her, you might be toeing the line of impropriety. The origins crew get a pass (except Oghren)

(My) lady / (Your) ladyship - A smile, a nod. The proper form of address for her

Teyrna - Again, the proper form of address for her, positive acknowledgment.

Ellie / Ella - Reserved for family, partners, close friends only and even then she doesn't love them. A little too girlish / childish for her tastes.

El / Thea - See #5, however she likes these ones better than the other diminutives of her name, slightly more respectable.

Warden - No, wrong, absolutely not. She's retired and will promptly remind you of that. Never call her that again.

Dog Lord / Similar Fereldan specific insults - Taken as a badge of honor but in a dangerous way, she's going to kill you for saying it.

The Cousland Bitch / Similar insults - See #8

Princess - Reserved for Varric in Inquisition contexts.

[abanbas]

"Is Cullen having...a moment..."

[gumpistol]

   — releases a loud belch, then smacks his lips a bit. 

      ❝ that was some weird milk. ❞

[gyokutoll]

Please stop staring at me, it’s really creepy ☆

[primordialruin]

"I remember the first instance in which I have discovered... breeding. My first husband and I had to cover each other's eyes because it was HORRIFIC!"

[tiimeblazer]

"Last I checked my vision was 20/20, whatever that means. Oh, and I can see clearly that Gepard is absolutely obsessed with Sampo."

[nohymn]

something in the air... is wrong. not being able to place what is making him all the more antsy.

[13urningstars]

Never has a microwave ever fulfilled its purpose under her gaze.

[hazbinhive]

its LATE AS FUCK .. BUT .. making him participate in the trend cause teehee :3c