#Dannye's GO human AU rec lists

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 20 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: November 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming releases  ~ Serial romance ~ Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

ASMR by AppleSeeds, and IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (C & A are ASMR therapists)

Bi M' Aingael & Mèinn Aingeal Milis by IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (Musician C & audience member A)

Not Lavender, But Roses by @cassieoh and @liquidlyrium (Ao3 Liquid_Lyrium) Rated T (Mechanic C & fighter pilot A during WWII)

Rocker Crowley by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Unrated. (Rock star C & bookseller A)

The Garden of Delights by @zehwulf Rated E (C & A are members of a sex club)

Single Fics:

24. Sugar Baby/Prostitution by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1760 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and bookshop owner A)

A Little Outside Push by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 2994 words, Rated G (C & A work for rival theater companies)

All's Fair in Love, War, and Show Business by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 44,139 words, Rated T (C & A are actors)

Almost Heaven by pilatesandpinot 56,503 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Blindness by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 1524 words, Rated M (Criminal C & Detective A)

Dare To Be Brave by @mimsynims 28,803 words, Rated E (Author C & bookshop owner A meet at puppy obedience class)

Day 4: Teacher/Student by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1886 words, Rated E (Teacher C and student A)

Day 13: Medical by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1879 words, Rated T (Nurse C & emergency room patient A)

Doorway to Paradise by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 5714 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Endless Night by AppleSeeds 31, 843 words, Rated T (C & A are college students and housemates)

Fringe Benefits by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1596 words, Rated T (Actor C & theater patron C)

Ghost by AppleSeeds 5410 words, Rated T (CEO C and ghost A)

Gigantic by @bouncygin (Ao3 PeturbingPrism) 1941 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: rock star C and pop star A)

Growing Pains by OceanLace 77,309 words, Rated E (Single dad C & nanny A)

Hay Fever by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated M (Preacher's son C and farmhand A)

Hit me with your ledger by KissMyAsthma 1926 words, Rated G (C & A are coworkers)

Honeysuckle & Heat Waves by pilatesandpinot 44,772 words, Rated E (Male gardener C and female bed & breakfast owner A)

It's a Date by @melayneseahawk 6004 words, Rated E (A meets C after being stood up on a date)

It Takes Two by @saretton 12,187 words, Rated E (Single mother C & single father A)

Jack-o'-Crowley [High School AU] by @ineffableimpression (Ao3 alex232227) 1446 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Last Crossing by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) self-rec! 7052 words, Rated M (Ship's steward A & passenger C)

Losing Your Head by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1944 words, Rated E (Lady Azirabelle and male rescuer C in a Bastille fic)

Never Been Better by @anxietycheesecake 1118 words, Rated E (C & A are both trans, and are lovers)

On the Ethics of Asking Your Professor on a Date by @melayneseahawk 7433 words, Rated T (Professor C & student A)

Parallel by AppleSeeds 9168 words, Rated T (C & A are graduate students)

Pigeon by Lilian 10,685 words, Rated T (Orphan C & his teacher A are friends in a gen fic)

Search and Rescue by snae_b 18,854 words, Rated E (Search and rescue crew member C & embedded cameraman A)

Space Girl by pilatesandpinot 45,626 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are college students)

Spelling Errors by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 585 words, Rated G (Barista C & customer A)

Star Light, Star Bright by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1177 words, Rated G (C & A work at a theater)

Take a Bow by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 1061 words, Rated G (C & A are equestrians-- horse riders)

Take Me Up The Avon by Santillatron 6964 words, Rated T (Pirate C & Harbourmaster A)

Temple of the Muses by @ajconstantine (Ao3 AJ_Constantine) 240,764 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Lord A in the Victorian era)

That's the ticket by by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) 500 words, Rated G (A & C meet at an orchestra concert)

The One that Got Away by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2666 words, Unrated (C & A are old friends reunited)

the point is probably moot by @summerofspock 5957 words, Rated E (A is C's friend's boyfriend)

The Prince's Consort by IneffableToreshi 143,089 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Prince A)

The Pumpkin Patch by AppleSeeds 6582 words, Rated T (Farmer C & visitor A)

The Scent of Desire by IneffableToreshi 87,699 words, Rated E (Omega florist C and alpha bookshop owner A)

The Wilde and The Serpent by KissMyAsthma 7634 words, Rated T (Tattoo artist C & customer A)

Tinder Dates Gone Wrong by OceanLace 2856 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

To Be With You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 800 words, Rated E (C & A are lovers)

Too Busy Being Yours by @cheeriosandwine (Ao3 cheerios_and_wine) 2690 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

What Men Know of Heaven by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 8446 words, Rated T (Sex worker C & charity shop manager A)

What's Left of Me by @arielavader 1408 words, Rated E (C & A are married)

When We Meet Again by AppleSeeds 4005 words, Rated T (C & A are friends of friends)

You Can Stay At My Place (And We Can Fall in Love) by IneffableToreshi 51,799 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

[time-travelling-chaos]

Good omens fic recs

So in a previous ask game, I have been asked that question (thanks @fierceyetflawed )

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

But of course, I wasn't able to choose only one, so here is a full list of recommendations with no particular order (brace yourself, it's gonna be long)

Charming never so wisely by Hapax

AU where Aziraphale is a cryptid and Crowley has been hired to tame him. Absolutely beautiful, some angst, and an amazing worldbuilding, if I had to choose, it would probably be somewhere in my top 5. Or even in my top 3, it's one of my absolute favorites

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46204543/chapters/116321455#workskin

Crazy Little Thing Called Love by krowtenretsnom

One short, focused on the relationship between Warlock and Crowley as Nanny Ashtoreth. Absolutely beautiful, and a tiny bit heartbreaking

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53699422

The Godfathers - Or storge and other words for family by bluebirdboy

Crowley and Aziraphale as queer guardians for a young trans man. A story about healing and queerness, and a lot of other things, absolutely comforting, and has been so helpful at times, once again, pretty high in my list of favorites. [As a note, I've only read fully the V1 as I haven't found the time yet to read a lot of the V2, but from what I've read, I'll trust it will be as good as the first one, if not better]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54947194/chapters/139285795

Shine bright like a diamond by LadyAJ_13

Pre-canon, Crowley observes Aziraphale that is always helpful and always alone. I loved it so much, but it is also somewhat heartbreaking, because the story ends before the actual one, so nothing is resolved yet at this point, but please go ahead, it's absolutely worth it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20000173

An author for that one: AppleSeeds

They write amazing stories, and I particularly enjoy how they write Aziraphale and Crowley in various (human) AU. Two of my favorites are Never too late, where Crowley is a rockstar and Aziraphale used to be a fan when he was younger and Your virtual companion, that occurs in a post-apocalyptic world where humans cannot interact together anymore and Crowley finds some comfort in a virtual companion: Aziraphale.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52576741/chapters/132992890

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52576741/chapters/132992890

The Good Demon, by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits, smolalienbee

Crowley is turned mortal as a punishement for not being evil enough and needs to make Aziraphale fall to get his status back. With some queer guardian angel Aziraphale that is absolutely delightful, very soft story, and quite funny as well, with a really nice lore and the relationship being built amazingly. Once more, quite high on my favorite's list.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24932368/chapters/60341929

Touched by HolRose

Aziraphale is given as a mission to help some autistic child. Very soft, very comforting. Aziraphale is autistic himself and it makes the interaction absolutely brilliant. It's very short (around 500 words) but so much is said in such a small story, without any bad pun, it absolutely touched me as well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40487874

Like a spiral sea unending by Hapax

It's an astronomy AU (yes it exists) where Crowley is a black hole and Aziraphale a bright star. It's a really poetic story, really original and (I feel like I spend my time saying that here) absolutely beautiful.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48704143

How to make friends on Halloween by not_vatican_approved

Aziraphale is human, Crowley is a demon, and Aziraphale's shitty friends decide to summon him to scare Aziraphale. It's a really cute one with protective and comforting Crowley, quite fun as well. (And yes, the shitty friends get what they deserve)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50473762?view_adult=true

The art of human nature by IneffableDoll

Human AU with fem!Aziraphale and fem!Crowley, Crowley is a painter and Aziraphale commisions her to make her portrait. It's absolutely beautiful, with some fat positivity and queerness (Crowley is trans in this one), gorgeous talks about nature. It's also really poetic. It's not love at first sight, but it takes a bit more time to settle, which I absolutely love. (It's also the fic that convinced me to give a chance to good omens human AU)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48191107

'Tis the Damn Season by KiaraMGrey

Human AU, after an awful proposal on Christmas Eve, Crowley ends up boarding on a train with no plan in mind and meets Aziraphale there. It's very cute, soft, and a really comforting hollidays fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28213518

The Ones Who Walk Away From Nevaeh by soft_october

Fantasy AU, inspired by a story of Ursula Le Guin. To keep suffering away from the city, Crowley is kept alone in the dark in a cell, without any human interaction. That is, until Aziraphale becomes the new guard and starts listening to him. It's quite angsty, but with soft elements and a happy ending. And also, I adore the worldbuiling on that one, and the context of the story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21485824/chapters/51206389

Fond(ant) by ddagent

Human AU, Aziraphale pretends to have a fiancé and to be getting married to be able to enjoy Crowley's cakes. It's funny and soft, I love ddagent's way of telling stories and their portrayal of Crowley and Azirphale, but it's the first one I read from them, so it's the one I'm going to recommend here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49257229

crossed wires by tealeafthief

After 6000 years of emotional abuse by Heaven, and internalized ableism, Aziraphale learns about autism and start to embrace who he is with Crowley's help. It wasn't the easiest read (at least for me, because it came a little bit too close from home) but it was an amazing one. It's wonderfully done, the progression and evolution of the character is beautifully done and Crowley is so caring on that one, I can only recommend it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25135141

Sorry (Not Sorry) by ineffablefool

Human AU, Crowley and Aziraphale were friends when they where younger and end up reconnecting at a friend's wedding. It's so soft, with fat-positivity, and a really beautiful story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40584780

My Safe Place by IneffableDoll

Aziraphale wonders if, being an angel, he can be queer or not. Crowley is really supportive on that one, and the discussion about queerness is so interresting and comforting. It's also an asexual relationship, which I love to see, so yeah, quite an amazing one.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43258482

Pieces of Creation by angelwithawand

Crowley gets attached to Jemimah after seeing that the thing she made is the most important thing to her. It follows their relationship all through her life, and it's really soft, I love seeing Crowley or Aziraphale interacting with humans. It's, of course, slightly heartbreaking at the end, but it's so much worth it. And there is also some backgroud Aziraphale/Crowley relationship that is very soft as well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49046113

So that's it for now, I hope you'll enjoy those fics!

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 19 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: October 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming fics ~ Serial romance

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Slice of Love by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Unrated. (Waiter A & customer C)

The Blessings of Béḃinn by rev02a Rated E (Courtesan C and Prince A)

Wicked Cuts by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Rated G (Ineffable wives: A & C are hair stylists)

Single fics:

Age of Heroes by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 3397 words, Rated E (Dark ages monk C & soldier A)

Angels dentist appointment by Vincent_Van_Crow 972 words, Rated G (C helps calm his partner A before a dental appointment)

At the garden center by @ambrasue (Ao3 Ambra_Sue) 499 words, Rated G (Garden center worker A & customer C)

A Thousand Worlds, Yours and Mine by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 501 words (Ineffable wives: Actor A & stagehand C)

Aye, there's the rub by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) 2376 words, Rated G (Actor C & dresser A)

Balance by AppleSeeds 13,754 words, Rated M (Campsite manager C & camper A)

Cigarettes and Wheatgrass by @prolix-principality (Ao3 RainingPrince) 2589 words, Rated M (Gabriel is a customer at Beezlebub's coffee shop)

Crawling Back To You by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 57,075 words, Unrated (C & A are childhood friends)

Crossing Guard(ian Angel) by snae_b 9007 words, Rated E (Single dad C & school crossing guard A)

Eden Nails by AppleSeeds 8470 words, Rated T (Nail artist C is A's neighbor)

Enjoy The Ride by AppleSeeds 3222 words, Rated T (Funfair ride operator C & customer A)

Entre Nous by snae_b 4219 words, Rated E (C & A are chefs on a reality TV show)

Every good boy does fine by hapax (hapaxnym) 17,430 words, Rated T (C & A meet while adopting rescue dogs)

Falling Star by @the-bentley (Ao3 The_Bentley) 499 words, Rated T (Drag queen C & makeup artist A)

Fighting A Duck For My Pants And Winning by @ineffablefool 2141 words, Rated T (C & A meet in the park)

First Thing In The Morning by @feraltuxedo 18,275 words, Rated E (C & A meet in college)

got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend too by KissMyAsthma and leukozyna 9928 words, Rated T (C & A are neighbors)

Infernal Escapes by @journeytogallifrey 37,294 words, Rated T (Escape room worker C and customer A)

In Heaven by AppleSeeds 3954 words, Rated T (Radio DJ C meets A on a train)

Intermezzo by @feraltuxedo 47,125 words, Rated E (Musician C & writer A)

In the Shallow by Nadzieja 29,368 words, Rated E (Singer C and talent scout A in an AU based on the movie A Star is Born)

Knit Wits by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 1691 words, Rated G (C & A are married)

Lawful Attraction by @mimsynims 9076 words, Rated E (Lawyer C & college student A)

Meet Me at the Movies by @arielavader 3839 words, Rated T (Movie theater worker A & patron C)

Milking It by AppleSeeds 3553 words, Rated M (C & A meet in an exercise class)

not so charitable by @whisperingwainscot (Ao3 waxing_crescent) 1099 words, rated E (C & A are lovers)

On Hold by AppleSeeds 4103 words, Rated T (Theater employee C and patron A)

Perfect by @arielavader 1225 words, Rated T (C & A meet on a blind date-- sort of)

Personal Dedication by KissMyAsthma 3076 words, Rated G (Author A & reader C)

Poetry by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 500 words, Rated T (Dancer C & choreographer A)

said the spider to the fly by @summerofspock 9857 words, Rated E (Male professor A & female college student C)

Sansevieria by KissMyAsthma and leukozyna 10,725 words, Rated M (A owns a rare plant that C covets)

Sapiens by AppleSeeds 9015 words, Rated T (Anthropologist A & TV astrophysicist C)

Snaps by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2046 words, Unrated (Wedding photographer C & groom A)

Stronger Than Hurt by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 4237 words, Rated E (Mechanic C & tattoo artist A were childhood friends)

Tale as Old as Time by @arielavader 2578 words, Rated G (C & A discover a shared family history)

The Footsteps In The Hallway by Vincent_Van_Crow 9491 words, Rated T (Ghost A haunts painter C's house)

The Larger Hope by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 8838 words, Rated E (C & A are friends)

throw me in the water (I wanna be a bottomfeeder) by @moveslikebucky 2298 words, Rated E (Diver C & academic A)

traced with heat and light by @two-hands-toward-the-sun (Ao3 marveling_under_an_open_sky) 371 words, Rated G (C & A are married)

Trapped by AppleSeeds 6285 words, Rated T (A is trapped in an ATM vestibule with model C)

Trying to Live by @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 2066 words, Rated T (C deals with the death of his husband A)

Universal Blue-Screen by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 2012 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C & A are equestrians - horse riders)

Unplanned by GothRockFairy and @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 4147 words, Rated G (C & A have a baby together)

Waking Up Married by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 92,991 words, Rated E (C & A get drunkenly married)

What did you have in mind? by @prolix-principality (Ao3 RainingPrince) 666 words, Rated T (C & A meet at Gabriel & Beelzebub's canceled wedding)

Whiskey and Complements Do Not Mix by @arielavader 3956 words, Rated T (Pub owner C & bookshop owner A)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 13 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: April 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

New! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Acts of Prayer by Nadzieja Rated M-E (Ex-priest C & priest A)

Advent of the Season by elizabethelizabeth Rated M (series contains 2 human AUs: Ch 5. singer C & choir director A; Ch 6. paper-wrapping clerk C & cashier A)

a little to the left by @phoenix-soar (Ao3 phoenix_soar) Rated E. (Series contains several human AUs. Ch. 15 & 22: makeup artist C and actor A; Ch 17: C & A are figure skaters; Ch. 25. Book club discord mod C and user A)

Can We Get On? (Ineffable Husbands 2 Week 2021) Rated T (Series contains several human AUs: 1. A & C are roommates; 2. C & A are fake dating; 4. Prince C & King A; 6. C & A are ice hockey players on rival teams)

Interviews by AppleSeeds Rated T-E (Actor C and interviewer A)

Lift Me Up, O Lord by @copperplatebeech (Ao3 CopperBeech) Rated E (Distance runner C & weightlifter A)

Stolen by @unproblematicme Rated M (Thief C & scholar A)

Taboo Romances by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield)) Rated E (Series contains 4 human AUs: 1. C plays sugar daddy to college student A; 2. Chem teacher C & student A; 3. CEO C & interviewee A in an AU/parody of the book/move 50 shades of Grey; 4. Boss C & secretary A)

Single Fics:

Absolution by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 2982 words, Rated E (C & A are priests)

A Collar For Christmas by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 30,653 words, Rated E (Female bank manager C and male farmer A)

Actuarial Risk by @doomed-spectacles (Ao3 doomed_spectacles) 39,923 words, Rated M (C & A are rival salesmen)

A Friendly Paw by @lookitsstevie and @saretton 7502 words, Rated T (C & A meet via their cats)

A. J. Crowley, Bespoke Cocksmith by @persianpenname 1030 words, Rated M (Sex toy maker C & sex shop owner A)

Any Port In A Storm by @entanglednow and @naromoreau 15,895 words, Rated E (C & A meet on vacation)

Bank fraud and a sex vault by Joseph_Amadeus 1437 words, Rated M (Bank clerk C & bookseller A who has made some interesting purchases)

Begin Anew by @naromoreau 1908 words, Rated T (C & A are childhood friends becoming roommates)

below the brine by @waywarder 2405 words, Rated T (Aquarist C and aquarium volunteer A)

Blackouts on the Streets of London by aceziraphale 2565 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are neighbors)

Bloody Lorries by AppleSeeds 1113 words, Rated T (C & A meet through a minor car accident)

Carving Out My Heart by @mrsmoosie 39,956 words, Rated E (Delivery man C and artist A)

Deo Gratias by @naromoreau and @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 6755 words, Rated E (Nun C & priest A)

Devil's backbone by Joseph_Amadeus 9741 words, Rated T (A & C are single dads)

Fire, Bridges, and other Sensible Idioms by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 46,296 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Indulgence by @purple-rose-writes (Ao3 PurpleRose) 2093 words, Rated E (Stable hand C works for Lord A)

Ineffable Neighbors by casiferownsme 2481 words, Rated T (C & A are neighbors)

is there anybody out there? by @endlessomens (Ao3 theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)) 16,213 words, Rated E (Single guardians A & C meet during the zombie apocalypse)

It Is Fitting That You Should Know Everything by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 500 words, Rated G (C & A are princes of different countries)

lavender nights by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) 45,892 words, Rated G (Ineffable wives: gardener C & beekeeper A)

Moonlight Serenade by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 756 words, Rated M (Farmer C & pilot A during WWII)

More by @gerberadaisy89 (Ao3 Amyk89) 2228 words, Rated E (Priest C & football player A)

More Than We Planned by GothRockFairy and @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 45,892 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Put down the apple, Adam, and come away with me by @arokel 32,045 words, Rated M (Secret agent C & professor A in the 1950's)

ruin our friendship by Osmo_sis 19,992 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are high school students)

Safety Protocols by @summerofspock 1073 words, Rated E (Chemistry professor C & teaching assistant A)

Solve et Coagula by AppleSeeds 132,765 words, Rated E (C & A are alchemists in the 16th century)

Star of the Wooded Mountain by @jamgrlsblog (Ao3 jamgrl) 82,836 words, Rated T (C & A are counselors at a summer camp)

Sugar and Spice by @wanderingalicewrites (Ao3 WanderingAlice) 23,498 words, Rated E (Host C & baker A in an AU based on the TV show The Great British Bake Off)

The Big British Baking Bash by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 105,155 words, Rated E (Host C & contestant A on a TV baking show)

The Empress Of Africa by ranguvar82 27,735 words, Rated M (Boat captain C & missionary A in an AU based on the movie The African Queen)

The Floor Is Yours by AppleSeeds 2330 words, Rated T (Sales rep C & procurement manager A)

The Neighborly Thing to Do by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 1458 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

The Serpent and His Angel by @ezras-world-of-art (Ao3 Ezras_Writing) 4046 words, Rated G (Supervillain C and his boyfriend A)

The War Of The Pie Dish by @sodiumazideandothertoxins (Ao3 sodium_azide) 3364 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

Trust Me, I'm A Professional by @lurlur 11,909 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and nurse A)

Waking Up Slow by @themoonmothwrites (Ao3 the_moonmoth) 87,990 words, Rated E (Strangers C & A must isolate together during a pandemic)

were you born to be loved (but nobody else seems to know)? by @leilakalomi 25,985 words, Rated E (Client C & sex worker A)

When Harry met Bentley by @doomed-spectacles (Ao3 doomed_spectacles) 9019 words, Rated T (Dog owners C & A meet at the dog park)

When life gives you lemons, plant a lemon tree by @thyra279 500 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: gardener C & customer A)

Wherever My Hat Gets Laid by AppleSeeds 2063 words, Rated T (C & A have lustful construction hats- yes really)

Whichever Circle of Hell Comprises Grad Student Housing by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 466 words, Rated T (Dagon & Michael are roommates)

Work of Art by casiferownsme 785 words, Rated T (Tattoo artist C & customer A)

You can have the Bachelorette, I just want my angel by @gerberadaisy89 (Ao3 Amyk89) 1290 words, Rated T (C & A are contestants on the reality TV show The Bachelorette)

You Rock My World by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield)) 6538 words, Rated T (Geologist C and teacher A are neighbors)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 15 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: June 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

angstember by @whisperingwainscot (Ao3 waxing_crescent) Rated G-T (Series contains 2 human AUs. Part 3: Groundskeeper C & Dr. A; Part 4: Slave C & pirate A)

Coffee Shops and Cocoa Rated G-T by Estrella3791 (Barista C & customer A)

Disaster Dads 2: American Boogaloo by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) Rated M (Single dads C & A are neighbors)

Ineffable Husbands AU Week 2020 by Estrella3791 Rated G-M (series contains several human AUs. Part 3: C & A are neighbors; Part 4: Ineffable wives: Mechanic C & customer A; Part 5: C & A meet online; Part 6: Prince A & caterer C)

make your own kind of music  by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) Rated E (Series contains several human AUs: Parts 4 & 12 are in the Devour series (sex worker A). Part 11 is in the Strawberry Shortcake series (Male market vendor C & female baker A). Part 13: C & A are in an established relationship. Part 16 goes with the fic i like my sugar sweet (Ineffable wives: sex worker/sugar baby Aziraphale) Part 19: Cam boy A & client C)

Single Fics:

A Gentleman's Agreement by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 12,100 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy C & sex worker A in the Regency)

Always You by @theladydrgn  (Ao3 ladydragona) and @sylwritesstuff 117,835 words, Rated E (Alpha C and Omega A were childhood friends)

And Some Trouble Too by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated G (C & A are childhood friends reunited)

and when I am dead (come visit my bed) by @wick-de-la-vela (Ao3 wick_de_la_vela) 4396 words, Rated E (Ghost C & priest A)

a quiet afternoon by AgnesNutter22 514 words, Rated G (A has a stammer and stands up for himself)

A streetcar named desire by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) 30,848 words, Rated E (Architect C & city planner A)

A Whole New Life by @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 33,727 words, Rated E (A meets C on a bus while escaping an abusive relationship)

Bigger Than Us by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 82,260 words, Rated E (Landscaper C & minister A)

Blueberry angel by @green-grin (Ao3 green_grin) 841 words, Rated G (High school students C & A meet while camping)

bluewater love by vol_ctrl 5419 words, Rated E (Pirate C & his husband Naval Commander A)

Coco by Nadzieja and @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 2157 words, Rated M (Taxi driver C & sex worker A)

Connection by AppleSeeds 37,070 words, Rated M (Nanny C & bookseller A)

Do Not Disturb by AppleSeeds 850 words, Rated M (Therapist A & client C)

flower funerals and poor assumptions by azira-yeet (Judeyjude) 4336 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

Foregone Conclusion by @naromoreau 3217 words, Rated M (Sex worker C & priest A were childhood friends)

Heading Your Way by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 547 words, Rated G (C & A meet on a train)

Heads by azira-yeet (Judeyjude) 1219 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

He Who Sups with the Devil... by AngeliqueTombee 7461 words, Rated E (Waiter C & diner A)

Honey Sweet by @naromoreau 3661 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy A & sex worker C)

I'm All Yours by FeralTuxedo 11,479 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) and @siskey (Ao3 Dervila) 63,948 words, Rated E (C is teacher to A's young nephew)

Like Bunnies Do by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 4212 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy A & sugar baby C are married)

Like flying by @green-grin (Ao3 green_grin) 1367 words, Rated G (Climber C & fencer A are high school students)

Lilies & Chrysanthemums by KissMyAsthma 71,322 words, Rated M (Florist C & funeral director A)

More Than Meets The Eye by @mimsynims 23,218 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy Crowley & Sugar baby A are old friends)

Only if for a night by by @bebrave-andbekind (Ao3 Mikaeru) 4933 words, Rated M (C meets groom-to-be A at a gay bar in the 1920's)

Oral hygiene by @sani-86 (Ao3 Sani86) 13,381 words, Rated E (Dentist C & patient A)

Organically Sourced Serotonin by KissMyAsthma and leukozyna 5122 words, Rated T (C, A, & A's dog meet at the park)

Oversharing by AppleSeeds 2671 words, Rated T (Office workers C & A meet on zoom)

Pick Me Up by AppleSeeds 860 words, Rated M (C & A meet at the gym)

Safe In Your Arms by AppleSeeds 7173 words, Rated T (C & A are roommates)

Slipping, Tumbling by leukozyna 3518 words, Rated T (C & A are neighbors)

Slow to Start by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 4092 words, Rated E (C is expecting her partner A's baby)

Something Good by vol_ctrl 2328 words, Rated E (Criminal profiler Beelzebub and serial killer Gabriel)

Sweet December Song by @stormiepassions 1293 words, Rated G (C & A are in an established relationship)

The Baker and the Blacksmith by wife27 16,604 words, Rated T (Blacksmith C & baker A)

The Book Clerk and the Sugar Daddy by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) and @wargoddess9 Self-rec! 4052 words, Rated E (Wealthy C plays sugar daddy to bookseller A)

The Haunted House by AppleSeeds 2321 words, Rated T (Scare actor C & haunted house patron A)

The Lawyer, the King and the Bookshelf by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 13,494 words, Rated T (C reunites with his childhood imaginary friend, Prince A)

The Milkman Cometh by @lookitsstevie and @summerofspock 5923 words, Rated M (Milkman A & female customer C)

The Shadows I Live With by @ineffablefool 1472 words, Rated T (C & A are in an established relationship)

The Sun And His Moon by @servantofmischief 63,584 words, Rated M (Lady A is sent to the court of Emperor C)

The Tie That Binds Us (Is An Unbreakable Rope) by @wick-de-la-vela (Ao3 wick_de_la_vela) 20,139 words, Rated T (engaged couple Lady Beatrice (Beelzebub), Mr. Gabriel, and their cousins A & C in the Regency period)

While The Gondola Goes by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 5387 words, Rated G (Gondoliere C & tourist A in Venice)

Working it Out by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 8335 words, Rated E (Yoga teacher C & masseur A)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 11 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: February 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

And new this month! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

This is a google doc, and you can use it to find fics where Crowley is a florist or Aziraphale a chef, for example.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Christmas Stories by Nadzieja Rated G-E (Pianist C and composer A)

Denial is a Hell of a Drug by @jenanigans1207 Rated E (Journalist C and Professor A have a fake marriage)

Ineffable Husbands event by @starryfull13 Rated G-T (Series contains 2 human AUs: 1. C & A are neighbors; 4. Prince C and Princess A from warring kingdoms)

The Days of Walt Whitman by @sarah-hadeschild (Ao3 Sarah_hadeschild) Rated E (Motorcycle mechanic C and librarian A)

There Was Only One Bed by @mimsynims Rated T-E (Series contains 4 fics: 1. C & A are coworkers on a business trip; 2. C & A are reunited after a one-night stand; 3. C & A are stranded best friends; 4. C takes the place of A's now ex-boyfriend on a vacation)

The Tadfield Arms Reading and Tea Society by FeralTuxedo Rated T-M (Bartender C and university student A)

Single Fics:

A Guy What Takes His Time by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 2617 words, Rated M (Exotic dancer C & club owner A)

A Night at the Hellfire Club by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 3249 words, Rated M (Ineffable Wives: waitress C and customer A)

An Inconvenient Union by @eunyisadoran (Ao3 Euny_Sloane) 5303 words, Rated E (Union rep Beelzebub and manager Gabriel)

Aziraphale and Anthony by mozbee 4249 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

Beauty is in the Eye of the Bug-Holder by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 2271 words, Rated T (Entomologist Beelzebub and newspaper editor Gabriel)

Bedside Manner by snae_b 3828 words, Rated E (Patient C and doctor A)

Bespoken by LCwrites 8726 words, Rated E (Tailor C & client A)

Between Sand and Stars by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 12,720 words, Rated M (Hermit C and Roman soldier A)

Bleach by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 2280 words, Rated T (C & A are celebrating their wedding anniversary)

Blow Out All the Candles by Nadzieja 34,847 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and client A in the Victorian era)

Cargoes by @snowfilly1 4730 words, Rated T (Pirate C & writer A)

Cheeky Demon by @shipping-vaguely-downwards (Ao3 SerenityStargazer) 7862 words, Rated E (Singer C and professor A)

Chronic by Joseph_Amadeus 7185 words, Rated M (C & A meet on a blind date)

Color My World With Your Dark Shades by @depressedstressedlemonzest 3442, Not Rated (Cook C and customer A in a soulmates AU)

Dear Azi (Sincerely Me) by GaryOldman 3811 words, Rated T (C writes to advice columnist A)

Everything Flows, Here Comes Another New Day by @shadow0kana 12,371 words, Rated T (Yoga teacher C & student A)

Glitter & Gold by LCwrites 3478 words, Rated E (Hypnotist C & magician A)

Golden years by Joseph_Amadeus 12,101 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: old friends C & A reunite in an AU based on the TV show The Golden Girls)

Happy Golden Days by @thestarlitrose 2614 words, Rated G (C & A are Warlock's dads)

Hell in the Hallways by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 13,000 words, Rated M (Gabriel & Beelzebub are high school students)

Hell's Half Acre by @lurlur 7266 words, Rated E (Deputy U.S. Marshal C and bounty hunter A in the American Old West)

How to Win the Heart of Your Handsome New Neighbor: A Plan in Six Steps by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) Self-rec! 5858 words, Rated E (Retired solicitor C and retired bookseller A are new neighbors)

If You Go Away by @naromoreau 4847 words, Rated E (Valet C and British noble A in a Versailles AU created by @gayforgoodomens)

In Our Nature by AppleSeeds 48,264 words, Rated T (Nature reserve manager C & marketing rep A are co-workers)

Liquid Gold by @klaiea (Ao3 fashioncriminal), @smolalienbee, @sodiumazideandothertoxins (Ao3 sodium_azide), and @tarekgiverofcookies (Ao3: Tarek_giverofcookies) 36,449 words, Rated T (Beekeeper C and blacksmith A)

Love Is Such An Easy Game To Play by ranguvar82 25,962 words, Rated E (Song writer C and performer A in an AU based on the movie Moulin Rouge!)

Meet me at the 2nd alternative rendezvous, bring bleach. by myladyclegane 1751 words, Rated G (C & A are best friends)

Neighborly Affection by @thestarlitrose 4662 words, Rated T (Childhood friends C & A are reunited)

Never Have I Ever (Been Myself) by FeralTuxedo 28,432 words, Rated M (Rock guitarist C and actor A)

November Snowflakes by @miraworos 1991 words, Rated T (Artist C & Poet A)

Rear Ended by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 18,271 words, Rated E (C & A meet via a minor car accident)

Second First Kiss by @ineffable-human (Ao3 AnnaTheHank) 1454 words, Rated T (C, A, & Gabriel are college students)

Sharp Objects by @elderlysardine 55,740 words, Rated M (C & A are ex-lovers)

Sit Tight, Take Hold by @nieded 150,075 words, Rated E (C & A are race car drivers)

Slice of Me by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 27,239 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: Cake shop worker C and customer A)

strawberry shortcake by by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) 12,734 words, Rated E (Male market vendor C & female baker A)

Taking You Apart by @ineffable-human (Ao3 AnnaTheHank) 4578 words, Rated E (C and businessman Gabriel are in an established relationship)

The Blanket Fort by GaryOldman 3557 words, Rated T (C & A are students)

The Clue's In The Name by AppleSeeds 3134 words, Rated T (Barista C & customer A)

Tid Bits by hapax (hapaxnym) 950 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: Nanny C & librarian A)

To Be Left Wanting by mozbee 4675 words, Rated E (Old friends C & A are reunited)

Under Protest by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 675 words, Rated E (Wealthy man C and highwayman A in the Regency Period)

Under The Bandstand by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 4000 words, Rated T (C & A are married demon hunters)

Vanilla Chai (And Sweeter Things) by @hope-inthedark (Ao3 hope_in_the_dark) 1723 words, Rated T (Barista C & customer A)

You Can’t Win Because You Don’t Really Want To by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 26,690 words, Rated M (C, A, Beelzebub, and Gabriel are college students)

Zombie Apocalypse by AppleSeeds 18,619 words, Rated T (C & A fight off zombies)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 14 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: May 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

#RainbowRoad by @nieded rated T-E (C & A are race car drivers)

and they have escaped the weight of darkness by @whisperingwainscot (Ao3 waxing_crescent) Rated T-E (C & A are neighbors)

Disaster Dads by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) Rated T-E (Actor C and writer A are single dads)

Families Reunited by @darknessandfyre Rated G-E (C & A are childhood friends who reunite)

Good Omens Meet-Cutes by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) Rated T-E. (Series contains unrelated fics. Part 1: Bartender C & customer A; Part 2: C & A are strangers who meet on a train; Part 3: Stripper C & birthday boy A; Parts 4 & 5: A is a religious solicitor at C's door; Part 6: Waiter C & customer A; Part 7: C & A are university students; Part 8: fast food worker C and customer A; Part 9: C & A are soul mates; Part 10: C & A are college students)

Good Omens Regency AU: The Serpent & The Flaming Sword by @worse0mens (Ao3 WorseOmens) Unrated (Lord Crowley & Lady Fell in the regency period)

Hurts So Good: A Whumptober 2021 Collection by @dietraumerei (Ao3 die_traumerei) Rated E (series contains several human AUs: Ch. 4: Ineffable wives: C & A meet while apple-picking; Ch. 5: C & A are ex-lovers; Ch. 6: C cares for A after an accident; Ch. 8 is part of the Bike Girls AU; Ch. 10: Ineffable Wives: C & A are lovers acting out a scene; Ch. 12: Ineffable Wives: A moves to C's town; Ch. 15: Ineffable Wives: C helps office worker A after someone tries to kill her)

Priest Crowley by FlashBastard Rated T-E (Priest C & congregant A)

Scissor and Ink - Good Omens Human AU by @samara-lillllly (Ao3 Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) Rated G-Unrated (Hairstylist C and tattoo artist A)

The Big British Wedding Bash by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 17,659 words, Rated E (Host C & contestant A met on a TV baking show). Sequel to The Big British Baking Bash

Single Fics:

Along the Changing Tide by @naromoreau 53,831 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates at a beach house)

A Moment by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1657 words, Rated M (C & A are patients on an AIDS ward in the 1990's)

And so beguile thy sorrow by hapax (hapaxnym) 48,805 words, Rated T (Librarian A & patron C)

An Evening With An Angel [High School AU] by @ineffableimpression (Ao3 alex232227) (2605 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Angels on High by Santillatron 30,569 words, Rated M (C & A are rock climbers)

Based on a True Story by @brightwanderer (Ao3 Atalan) 2051 words, Rated M (C & A are sex bloggers)

Belonging by @justanotherlittlequeerdo (Ao3 LittleQueerdo) 2190 words, Rated T (Librarian A & patron C)

Boyfriend Debut by snae_b 20,045 words, Rated E (C & A are porn stars)

Confessional by @stormiepassions 4713 words, Rated M (Priest A & ex-catholic C)

Convergent Evolution by AppleSeeds 22,894 words, Rated T (Genetics researcher C & linguist A)

Delectable But Not Edible by AppleSeeds 4023 words, Rated G (Lush (soap store) employee C and customer A)

don't read too much into it by @mllekurtz (Ao3 TheKnittingJedi) 97,922 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: Publishing house editor C & proofreader A)

d'you know what seven minutes is? by @ineffablefool 1322 words, Rated G (C & A are best friends)

End of the Summer by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 7000 words, Rated T (Beelzebub & Gabriel are high school students at Bible Camp)

Ethical Butchery: the boneless artisan by @eunyisadoran (Ao3 Euny_Sloane) 5247 words, Rated E (Butcher Beelzebub and customer Gabriel)

Father Figure by @ChristocentricQueer 5996 words, Rated E (C & A are in an established relationship)

Gold Hands, Warm Heart by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 500 words, Rated G (Ineffable wives: Queen C and miller's daughter A)

Good Neighbours, Good Cake by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 2403 words, Rated T (Baker C & lecturer A are neighbors)

If my dreams were ever this good by AppleSeeds 7710 words, Rated T (C & A are office co-workers)

in the quiet hours after the shipwreck by @bebrave-andbekind (Ao3 Mikaeru) 15,342 words, Rated E (College student C & librarian A)

It Burned Down, Remember? by PrincessDesire 1399 words, Rated G (C is best friends with A, who has early onset dementia)

Love Languages by @ineffablefool 4859 words, Rated T (C & A are IT co-workers)

Moonlight Serenade (Extended) by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 26,453 words, Rated E (Farmer C & pilot A during WWII)

Natural reserve by Joseph_Amadeus 7348 words, Rated M (C & A are business rivals)

New Approaches by FeralTuxedo 19,376 words, Rated M (Writer C & creative writing professor A)

Rearrangements by sheendav 60,105 words, Rated E (Bookseller A meets florist C in a park)

Reunion by snae_b 22,920 words, Rated E (Rock star C and A are ex-lovers)

Rumor Has It by @arielavader 5006 words, Rated E (Singer C is married to A)

Sanctuary by @leilakalomi 97,104 words, Rated E (A falls in love with dancer C in an AU based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Six Thousand Miles by Nadzieja 7055 words, Rated E (C searches for childhood friend A)

Take the Monet and Run by SilenceDogood117 44,142 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: art thief C runs into old acquaintance A)

The Golden Lion by ineffablebadger 2347 words, Rated E (Pirate C and privateer A)

The Universe Around You by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 1400 words, Rated G (Beelzebub & Gabriel are high school students)

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbour’s Ass by Epimeliad 10,413 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Transfigured So Together by @eveningstarcatcher 3000 words, Rated G (C & A go on their first date)

Unexpected by AppleSeeds 2623 words, Rated T (C & A are customers who meet at a grocery store)

Variable Speed Shaft by AppleSeeds 4494 words, Rated T (Engineer C & businessman A are co-workers)

You Are My World by AppleSeeds 35,415 words, Rated M (C & A are college students)

you know, a facebook word map? by @miss-minnelli (Ao3 miss_minnelli) 727 words, Rated G (C has a crush on his friend A)

you take my breath away by @whisperingwainscot (Ao3 waxing_crescent) 2080 words, Rated E (C (he/him) & A (she/her) are in an established relationship)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 12 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: March 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

New! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Blood and Bones by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) Rated T-M (Serial killer C & doctor A)

Fight Me? by SadieKat Rated T-E (Patient C & nurse A)

Ineffable Femslash February 2021 by @miss-minnelli (Ao3 miss_minnelli) Rated G-M (series contains multiple Ineffable wives human AUs: (1. Midwife C & nun A in an AU based on the TV show Call the Midwife; 2. C & A run into each other on the sidewalk-- literally; 3. C & A are prisoners in an AU based on the TV show Orange is the New Black; 4. C & A are shipwrecked; 5. A is engaged to Gabriel; 6. Tattoo artist C and client A are ex-lovers; 7. C & A are married with kids; 8. Makeup artist C & actress A; 9. C is neighbor to single mom A; 10. C & A are girlfriends on a road trip; 11. C searches for A after her bookshop burns down; 12. C & A meet in a therapist's waiting room; 13. C & A are high school students; 14. C & A meet after having a long-distance relationship; 15. FBI agent C and scientist A in an AU based on the TV show Bones; 16. C & A are roommates)

stalwart sun, wily moon (Heist AU), @dustandhalos (Ao3 dustnhalos) Rated T-M (art thief C and former Head Conservator of the British Museum A)

The Cottage a Home by @tarekgiverofcookies (Ao3: Tarek_giverofcookies) Rated G-M (C & A are housemates)

The Squire's Wife by @copperplatebeech (Ao3 CopperBeech) rated G-E Previously rec'd fic, now a series (Flute player C and bassoonist A are in a small-town orchestra)

Wool You Be Mine (Medieval Arranged Marriage AU) by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) Rated G-E (Antoinetta Crowley and Aziraphale Fell are best friends from rival wool merchant families)

Z A Dusk's Sweet and Fluffy Human AUs by @zadusk (Ao3 Z A Dusk (snakeandmoon)) Previously rec'd series with a new fic. Rated G-E (1. C & A are food bloggers; 2. C & A meet at the state fair; 3 & 4. C & A are van-lifers; 5. restaurant owner C and his neighbor A)

Single Fics:

A Case of Mistaken Identity by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 7966 words, Rated T (Nanny Ashtoreth and Francis the gardener)

A Christmas Omen by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 10,475 words, Rated T (C as Scrooge and A as the Ghost of Christmas Past in an AU based on A Christmas Carol)

All In An Assistant’s Day by @cinnabarmint 1537 words, Rated T (A & C pine for each other, narrated by Eric)

Alone But Not Lonely by @mimsynims 1713 words, Rated G (Patron C & librarian A)

An Oddly Mesmerizing Display by @zehwulf 28,888 words, Rated E (Omega C bids on Alpha A at a charity heat auction)

Black Mackerel by @phoenix-soar (Ao3 phoenix_soar) 1351 words, Rated T (C & A are K-pop artists)

Butcher Cut by @waldosakimbo 886 words, Rated T (Hastur & Ligur are criminals)

Capellini d'Angelo by AngeliqueTombee 95,187 words, Rated E (chef C and reservationist A work at a restaurant)

Casual by @unproblematicme 6477 words, Rated E (C & A are ex-lovers)

Change by @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 2404 words, Rated G (C is married to A, who is experimenting with a different gender identity)

Ducklings and Toys by @saretton 2359 words, Rated T (Toymaker C & kindergarten teacher A)

Fledging by FeralTuxedo 53,381 words, Rated M (C & A are single dads)

Hanging By a Moment by @naromoreau 5502 words, Rated E (C & A are college students)

Hell Has a Place For Those Who Sin by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 7136 words, Rated E (Married woman C & young man A in an AU based on the movie The Graduate)

I Have A Banana by AppleSeeds 1994 words, Rated M (C & A meet in a bar)

(I'll be your) Home for the Holidays by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 995 words, Rated T (Beelzebub and Gabriel are best friends in a Hallmark Christmas movie AU)

Love and Lace by @dietraumerei (Ao3 die_traumerei) 4355 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C is best friends with burlesque dancer A)

Love For Sale by ranguvar82 28,934 words, Rated E (sex worker C and aristocrat A)

Loving is Easy by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 594 words, Rated M (C & A have a one-night stand)

Maybe Next Christmas by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 21,342 words, Rated T (old college friends C & A meet in an airport)

Mutual Benefits by @phoenix-soar (Ao3 phoenix_soar) 5818 words, Rated E (Businessman C plays sugar daddy to bookshop owner A)

Our Little Future, We Love You by @christocentricqueer and @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 105,551 words, Rated E (Trans woman C and trans man A have a baby together)

over and over and over again by @naromoreau 6339 words, Rated T (C & A are soulmates)

Pages And Petals: A Love Story by ranguvar82 28,045 words, Rated E (C moves to librarian A's small town)

Special Delivery by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 500 words, Rated M (C & A are neighbors with mixed up mail)

Stormy Omens by @holycatsandrabbits / Dannye Chase self-rec! 5497 words, Rated T (Meteorologist C and librarian A in a disaster movie AU)

Striking Chords by @ambrasue (Ao3 Ambra_Sue) 29,176 words, Rated M (C & A are country musicians)

Talk about it - as normal people do by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield)) 4530 words, Rated M (C & A are best friends)

Tender (adjective, verb, noun) by @ineffablefool 495 words, Rated G (C & A are best friends)

The Constancy of Stars by AppleSeeds 14,120 words, Rated T (Astrophysicist C and bookseller A)

The Past And A Present by @yoites-good-omens-blog (Ao3 Yoite) 500 words, Rated M (Sex worker C and birthday boy A)

The Priest and the Footballer by AppleSeeds 5309 words, Rated T (Priest C & footballer A)

There was only one bench by Joseph_Amadeus 2498 words, Rated E (C & A meet at the park)

to make much of time by @waywarder 2629 words, Rated T (C & A are high school students)

Turn of the Fates by GothRockFairy and @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 35,283 words, Rated M (Penniless man C is helped by wealthy man A)

Viridi Dianthus by aceziraphale 2574 words, Rated E (Gardener C and bookshop owner A in the Victorian era)

wasteland, baby by @alwayscomewhenyoucall (Ao3 John1513) 45,748 words, Rated M (Mobster C and bookseller A)

When I saw you, I fell in love by @darkshadows93 800 words, Rated T (Prince C & Lord A)

Win Condition by @ineffablefool 1413 words, Rated G (C & A are in middle school)

Would you like to get a drink? by AppleSeeds 2287 words, Rated G (Customer C & supermarket cashier A)

You'd Still Crave More by @carduelis-carduelis (Ao3 tikli) 2428 words, Rated E (Toni and Mr. Fell have an arrangement for sex work)

You're Just a Little Under Rehearsed by @one-with-the-floor (Ao3 MickyRC 53,369 words, Rated T (Community theater director C and pianist A)

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Hello, my friends! I've been working on a searchable list of completed Good Omens human AUs!

So this list contains all the human AU recs I've posted on my Tumblr, and (I hope) you can use it to find things like fics where Crowley is a barista or Aziraphale is a librarian, fics that contain Gabriel, or fics set in the past.

This list is brand-new, so if there are problems, please let me know.

Thank you to all the creators and readers that bring us such joy! <3 New human AU rec lists post on the first of the month.

Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Part 10 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: January 2022

Happy 2022! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

A Life in Colors by @thestarlitrose Rated G-E (Human soulmates AUs: 1 & 2 are A/C, 3 & 4 are Adam/Warlock)

Hellfire meets Godslight by myladyclegane Rated M (Chef C and his neighbor A)

Moms of Ineffable Idiots (in Love) by @delusioninabox Rated G (C & A are high school students)

photoshoot series by AgnesNutter22 Rated G-M (Photographer C & their partner A)

The Ineffable Neighbours by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) Rated E (College student A & his older female neighbor C)

The Serpent by Woland (Unrated) (Masked outlaw C and Comandante A in a Zorro AU)

Single Fics:

29. Glasses by myladyclegane 2511 words, Rated E (College student C & librarian A)

A Change in Thursdays by @sevdrag 1991 words, Rated G (Dog cafe worker C and writer A)

Adorable (isn't so bad, when you get used to it) by @joyandotherstories and @oniriacreation (Ao3 Oniria_Creation) 2567 words, Rated G (life partners C & A visit a farm)

Advanced Continuing Education by @eunyisadoran (Ao3 Euny_Sloane) and @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 14,367 words, Rated E (Midwife Beelzebub and ob-gyn Dr. Gabriel)

A Lily Among Thorns by @naromoreau 3090 words, Rated E (C & A are priests)

Big Wave by snae_b 9145 words, Rated E (C & A are surfers)

Comfort and Joy by @musegnome 9081 words, Rated M (C & A are college students)

Convective Instability by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 221 words, Rated G (Beelzebub and Gabriel are storm chasers)

Courage by @ineffablemarten 855 words, Rated T (C & A, who are trans males, go to Pride)

Dark Waltz by @thestarlitrose 510 words, Unrated (Childhood friends C & A meet again)

Drawn To You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 11,233 words, Rated T (A is a nude model for C's art class)

Falling in Chocolate by ICanSingNoRequiem 26,251 words, Rated T (Chocolatier C and bookshop owner A in an AU based on the movie Love, Romance & Chocolate)

Food is Love by @sodiumazideandothertoxins (Ao3 sodium_azide) 1979 words, Rated T (C & A are childhood best friends)

Glorious Tools by AppleSeeds 861 words, Rated M (Customer C & hardware store worker A)

Good Old Fashioned Coffee Boy by @katnoggin (Ao3: MrsNoggin) 2001 words, Rated G (Coffee van owner C and bookshop owner A)

In the Rain by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1596 words, Rated E (Detective C & forensic pathologist A)

In the Weeds by snae_b 3525 words, Rated E (C is a chef and A is the general manager at a restaurant)

Journey to the Past by @mollymauk-teakwood (Ao3 NightValeian) 41,887 words, Rated T (ex-royal servant C & amnesiac A in an AU based on the movie/musical Anastasia)

Leave a Message by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 1307 words, Rated T (C and A are ex-lovers)

More Than Enough To Satisfy by @sodiumazideandothertoxins (Ao3 sodium_azide) 2001 words, Rated E (C & A are married)

My Heart Beats Fast by AppleSeeds 3191 words, Rated T (Patient C & doctor A)

My Heart Belongs to You by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 5600 words, Rated E (Male artist C & female socialite A in an AU based on the movie Titanic)

Not So Much Falling In Love, As Plummeting by @dietraumerei (Ao3 die_traumerei) 1329 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: C & A are married)

Olympics by Joseph_Amadeus 5106 words, Rated T (C is Warlock's uncle and A is Adam's uncle)

Permanent Residence by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 10,147 words, Rated G (C & A are ghosts)

Should I Finish? by AppleSeeds 2655 words, Rated M (Dentist C & patient A)

Sideshow Tricks and Other Magic by @chamyl, @entanglednow, and @hollow-head 7180 words, Rated T (C & A are circus performers)

Someone by Diminua 24,285 words, Rated M (C & A decide to enter an arranged marriage)

Straightbait by MyHowTheyFly 2884 words, Rated E (A agrees to appear in a porn video with his friend C)

Taking the Plunge by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 44,951 words, Rated E (C & A are rival olympic divers)

That's so 90s by @mimsynims 2939 words, Rated T (Video rental store worker C & customer A)

The Angel's Bracelet by @ecchima and @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) self-rec! 5435 words, Rated G. (C & A are nobles in the Regency period)

The Best of Both Worlds by AppleSeeds 22,056 words, Rated M (C & A are pharmacists in 1895)

The Fine Print by @fremulon (Ao3 curtaincall) 42,219 words, Rated T (Computer salesman C & bookshop owner A)

The Last Worthless Evening by ranguvar82 2845 words, Rated T (Bartender C & customer A in an AU based on the song The Last Worthless Evening)

The Road Not Taken (Leads to Home) by GaryOldman 4820 words, Rated T (friends C & A have a Christmas Eve booty call tradition)

The Uninvited Guest by @entanglednow 20,625 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

To Dote Upon Your Wife - A Birthday Gift by @waldosakimbo (Ao3 WaldosAkimbo) 3218 words, Rated E (C & his wife A have a threesome with Gabriel)

To Rebuild Anew by @saretton 5930 words, Rated E (Priest C and mountain preacher A)

Unforgettable by Joseph_Amadeus 24,050 words, Rated E (C & A are married and A loses his memory in an accident)

Welcome to Burlesque by @meli-productions (Ao3 PrincessDianaArtemis) 21,711 words, Rated T (Bartender C & burlesque dancer A in an AU based on the movie Burlesque)

We've Got It Goin' On by @mimsynims 3964 words, Rated G (Nervous flyer A meets doom metal band singer C on a flight)

What Aziraphale Wants by mozbee 10,334 words, Rated G (A & C are neighbors)

What You Thought by @brokencasbutt67-writer (Ao3 brokencasbutt67) 4000 words, Rated E (Politician C is married to A)

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Part 8 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: October 2021

Happy October! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And my Carrd

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Bad Medicine by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) Rated E (Series contains 2 human AUs: 1. Dr. Beezlebub & patient Gabriel; 2-4. Dr. Gabriel & patient Beelzebub)

Chasing Rainbows by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) Rated E (College friends C & A reunite at Pride)

Christmas Stories by @teslatherat (Ao3 Nadzieja) Rated G-E (Pianist C & composer A)

Divine Intervention by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) Rated E (Waiter C- in his white suit- & customer A)

H.O.L.Y. Verse by @all-american-nightmare-on-ao3 (Ao3 All_American_Nightmare) Rated G-E (Mechanic C offers lodging to homeless abuse survivor A)

in the end, we made it by gomensgay Rated T-E (C & A are in an established relationship)

I second that emotion by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) Rated G-T (series contains a canon set-up fic and then 2 human AUs. Part 2: C & A are childhood friends; Part 3: Ineffable wives: C & A are college students)

Office Shenanigans by @unproblematicme Rated T-E (C & A are office co-workers)

Runaway Royalty by @unproblematicme Rated T-E (Prince A flees an arranged marriage with the help of Captain of the Royal Guard C)

Spooky Omens: 13 Days of Halloween! by @doomed-spectacles (Ao3 doomed_spectacles) Rated G-E (Series contains 2 human AUs: Part 1: C inherits a house haunted by A's ghost; Part 11: C & A are rival magicians)

The Adventures of Arkansas Jones Crowley by @improbabledreams900 Rated T (C guides archaeologist A on a treasure hunt)

The Doctor Will See You Now by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) Rated M-E (series contains 4 unrelated doctor/patient AUs: 1 & 4 are Dr. C; 2 & 3 are Dr. A)

watermark by @summerofspock Rated T-Not Rated (Professor C & librarian A)

Single Fics:

Adagio For Heartstrings by ranguvar82 23,390 words, Rated T (C attempts to work a con in A's small town in an AU based on the musical The Music Man)

a little to the left by @phoenix-soar (Ao3 phoenix_soar) Fic contains unrelated chapters. Chapter 17: C & A are figure skaters

All Bentleys, Great and Small by @joyandotherstories 1207 words, Rated G (Pet store owner A & customer C)

Allegro, Allegro by @cloverthegrand 755 words, Rated G (C & Gabriel are high school students)

Antonia by ElliottRook 18,964 words, Rated T (An AU based on the movie & musical Anastasia)

A Questionable Swordfight by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 1499 words, Rated M (C & A are porn actors)

Bang This Out? by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 9637 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers in an office)

Changing of the Seasons by AppleSeeds 47,647 words, Rated T (Botanist C and bookseller A meet on Zoom)

Christmas by Myself This Year (Christmas Wrapping) by thebright1 13,992 words, Rated M (An AU based on the song Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses)

Contracts, commendations and a cat by @goodduckingomens (Ao3 Nenchen) 1748 words, Rated G (Interior designer A & client C)

Copper and gold by Joseph_Amadeus 9169 words, Rated M (Truck driver A picks up hitchhiker C)

Corner of My Sky by @ashfae 1295 words, Rated G. (Based on the Kelly Lee Owens music video "Corner of My Sky" featuring Michael Sheen.)

do him! by @eurhyic 2266 words, Rated T (Comedian C & audience member A)

Feats of Prestidigitation by @endlessomens (Ao3 theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)) 6778 words, Rated E (Waiter C & magician A-- sound familiar?)

Finders Keepers by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) 2796 words, Rated T (C & A are office co-workers)

Forbidden Fruit by @balder12 3255 words, Rated E (College student C & bookseller A)

Haunt Your Own House, Thank You by @musegnome 15,922 words, Rated E (Restaurant worker A & customer C, based on the Subway photo)

In the Dark by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 2187 words, Rated T (C & A are high school students)

moments lost, moments gained by @commodorecliche and @siskey (Ao3 Dervila) 12,895 words, Rated M (C & A meet as hospital patients)

Night Shift by @goodduckingomens (Ao3 Nenchen) 469 words, Rated G (Mall security guard C & baker A)

No Loitering by Epimeliad 4401 words, Rated E (C & A meet while cruising in the 1930s)

Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 35,487 words, rated E (C offers to assist his housemate A with a romantic issue)

Office Hours by Epimeliad 2766 words, Rated E (Grad student C & professor A)

Only Ever Yours by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 69,250 words, Rated E (Duke A & valet C in the Regency)

Raise The Bar by @rainydaydecaf 7105 words, Rated T (C & A meet at the gym)

Read Me Like One of Your French Books by @meli-productions (Ao3 PrincessDianaArtemis) 7688 words, Rated E (Artist C & librarian A)

Reunion of THS by @all-american-nightmare-on-ao3 (Ao3 All_American_Nightmare) and @stormiepassions 115,458 words, Rated E (C & A are high school friends at their 20-year reunion)

School Days by @cloverthegrand 1867 words, Rated T (C, A, and Gabriel are high school students in Australia)

Situational Awareness by @rainydaydecaf 7404 words, Rated T (Reluctant criminal C makes an attempt to mug bookseller A)

someone new by @eurhyic 6007 words, Rated G (Witch A & goth C are neighbors)

Star-Crossed by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 7456 words, Rated T (Director C & writer A work together on a show)

Supermarket Surprises by @gwenstacyismyicon (Ao3 WritesEveryBlueMoon) 345 words, Rated G (Teenage boyfriends A & C go grocery shopping)

Talk About It by @hope-inthedark (Ao3 hope_in_the_dark) 20,806 words, Rated T (Childhood friends C & A attempt fake dating)

the devil and the deep blue sea by Waywarder 18,183 words, Rated M (Caterer C and aquarium worker A)

Turbulence by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 4985 words, Rated E (Ship captain Beelzebub and marine biologist Gabriel)

Welcome to LEWD, kinky is our specialty! by Himitsu_no 1310 words, Rated E (ice cream parlor worker C & customer A)

Whoops... by @mizgirl100880 (Ao3 Zakani_Donovan) 6912 words, Rated T (A accidentally bumps into and injures stranger C)

YES. YES. YES. GOODBYE? by AppleSeeds 26,494 words, Rated T (C & A participate in a paranormal investigation)

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Part 9 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: December 2021

Happy December! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy! [Note-- there was no November 2021 human AU post because I got too busy]

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Angels & Fallen (Good Omens Mob AU) by @rainydaydecaf Rated M (Mobster C & bookshop owner A)

Devotions by @ineffable-human (Ao3 AnnaTheHank) Rated G-T (A & Gabriel are married when they meet painter C)

Frosting and Feelings, by @goodduckingomens (Ao3 Nenchen) Rated G (Wedding photographer C & wedding cake baker A)

Good Omens Bingo 2021 by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) Rated T-E. (Series contains multiple human AUs: 3. Scientists A & C are set up on a blind date; 4. Renter C & landlord A; 8. C has become guardian of his nephew, co-worker A helps out; 9. Prince A & consort C; 10. C & A are high school students; 12. Hunter A & traveler C in the Stone Age; 13. C & A are college friends who meet again at Pride; 14. C & A are neighbors)

King of The Castle by TeaCub90 Rated G-T (C & A are neighbors)

to go romancing @quillyfied (Ao3 Quilly) Rated G-T. (Series contains several human AUs. 1. Prince C and servant A in an AU based on the movie "Ever After"; 2. Squire C & noble A in an AU based on the movie "A Knight's Tale"; 3. Princess C & Prince A in an AU based on the movie "Swan Princess"; 4. C & A are former lovers in an AU based on the movie "Mama Mia")

Z A Dusk's Sweet and Fluffy Human AUs by @zadusk (Ao3 Z A Dusk (snakeandmoon)) Rated G-E (1. C & A are food bloggers; 2. C & A meet at the state fair; 3 & 4. C & A are van-lifers)

Single Fics:

666 Heartbeats by AppleSeeds 10,093 words, Rated T (Game show host C & contestant A)

And Forgive Our Sins by @entanglednow 3992 words, rated E (Priest A meets C in the confessional)

A Queer Kind of Platonic by @freyjawriter24 7882 words, Rated T (C & A are childhood friends)

A Study in Hazel by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) 45,943 words, Rated E (A modern-day C and a Victorian A meet through time travel)

Blind Date by @mimsynims 1163 words, Rated G (Waiter C & customer A who's on a blind date)

Cake pops by @tarekgiverofcookies (Ao3: Tarek_giverofcookies) 2184 words, Rated T (Flower shop owner C & baker A)

Can I have your number? by AppleSeeds 1824 words, Rated G (Bartender C & customer A)

Christmas Omens by Everard_Digby 11,695 words, Rated G (C tries to get A to sell his small town bookshop in a Christmas movie AU)

Come Fly With Me (Let’s Take Off In The Blue) by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) and @ouidamforeman 2857 words, Rated T (Aircraft maintenance engineer C & pilot A)

Don't Cry Over Spilled Coffee by @waffleironbiddingwar (Ao3 Vagabond) 29,068 words, Rated M (C moves to a small town & meets bookseller A)

Escaping the Friend Zone by @shipping-vaguely-downwards (Ao3 SerenityStargazer) 7129 words, Rated E (Photographer C & bookshop owner A)

Fish knows best by Joseph_Amadeus 10,154 words, Rated M (A opens a bistro in C's small town)

Full Load by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 3922 words, Rated E (A helps fellow college student C with a problem)

I'd Be Home With You by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 2409 words, Rated M (C & A are soldiers)

In Good Hands by @carduelis-carduelis (Ao3 tikli) 2553 words, Rated E (Masseur A & client C)

In Questo Paradiso ne Scopra il Nuovo Dì by @madquerade (Ao3 Sherwhotreksings) 17022 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives in an AU based on the opera "La Traviata." Fic is in English)

is that a snake in your pocket, or did you really show up at my door with a screwdriver by @sevdrag 1622 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

It's Only Human Nature After All by @summerofspock and @fledglingdoodles 13,843 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are actors in a music hall)

Je T'Aime; Rien Ne Va Plus by @saretton 6353 words, Rated E (C is Lord A's valet. Fic is in English)

Last Night I Saw Upon the Stair by auguryanxiety and @holycatsandrabbits Self-rec! 6731 words, Rated M. (C & A are tenants in a haunted house)

Lattes, Lavender, And Love by ranguvar82. 31,178 words, Rated E. (Customer C & coffee shop worker A)

Lunacy by snae_b 57,077 words, Rated E (Miner C & geologist A in space)

Merger of Equals by @elderlysardine 38,413 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers)

Murder on the angel express by Joseph_Amadeus 4989 words, Rated T (Detective A meets C on a train)

No Rest in the Restroom by @quefish77 2096 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A meet at a party)

No Sun Shining by @janara7 (Ao3 Janara) 1249 words, Rated T (A mourns his lover C, who has died)

Oops! by @mimsynims 21,116 words, Rated E (Best friends A & C get drunk in Las Vegas and wake up married)

Our Arms Were Once Wings by @ecchima and @trashboatprince (Ao3 RiYuYami) 37,681 words, Rated T (Prince A and assassin C in a Swan Lake AU)

Passion on the Projector by AppleSeeds 1781 words, Rated M (C & A are college professors)

Pink and Emerald and Cigarette Smoke by @toeskater91 2871 words, Rated T (Dagon & Michael are office co-workers)

Playing With Fire by @joyandotherstories and @smolalienbee 25,340 words, Rated T (C & A are neighbors in a magical story)

Ring Bell For Service by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 2662 words, Rated E (Court jester C & audience member A)

Secrets by AppleSeeds 10,659 words, Rated M. (C & A are college students)

Soak it Up by @naromoreau 6873 words, Rated E (College student C washes cars outside of A's bookshop)

Speak to me in Floral Tongue by @depressedstressedlemonzest 7596 words, Not Rated. (Flower shop owner A & customer C)

Ten Minutes In Heaven by hapax (hapaxnym) 1455 words, Rated T (C & A are high school students)

The British Agent by Jackie Thomas 17,764 words, unrated. ( British Agent C & Russian Cultural Attaché A in the 1950's)

The Invisible Touch by AppleSeeds 30,971 words, Rated T (C & A are magicians)

The Sweetest Thing in Life is Love by @depressedstressedlemonzest 203,241 words, Not Rated (C & A are rival bakers)

They Were Knockoffs (Oh My God They Were Knockoffs) by @ineffablefool 1933 words, Rated T (C & A meet at a restaurant)

Total Compensation Package by @d20owlbear 5146 words, Rated E (Editor C & reporter A)

Twisting the Lens by @naromoreau and @lookitsstevie 8295 words, Rated E (Model Antonia & photographer A)

You Spin Me Right 'Round by @cheeriosandwine (Ao3 cheerios_and_wine) and @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) 7666 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Zombie heaven by Joseph_Amadeus 4267 words, Rated T (Husbands C & A deal with the zombie apocalypse)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 7 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: September 2021

Happy September! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And my Carrd

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Eden Stables Fics by @jamgrlsblog (Ao3 jamgrl) Rated T (Ineffable wives: teacher C & school librarian A in the American West)

Magpie Universe by @southdownsraphael (Ao3 southdownsraph) Rated G-E (Co-workers exotic dancer C & bartender A)

Moiety by @dietraumerei (Ao3 die_traumerei) Rated G-E (Ineffable wives: farmer C & sex worker A)

Opticians by Appleseeds Rated T-M (Fics 1 & 2 are Optician C and client A; Fics 3 & 4 are Optician A and client C)

photoshoot series by AgnesNutter22 Rated G-M (Photographer C encourages their partner A to model)

The Office Affair by aceziraphale Rated E (C & A are co-workers in an office)

Trials of the Serpent King by @mollymauk-teakwood (Ao3 NightValeian) Rated T (A is taken into the universe of his favorite book series)

We're Only Human (After All) by @artsyallouette (Ao3 CloseToSomethingReal) Rated T (C is a florist and A is Adam's guardian)

Single Fics:

All I Want For Christmas Is You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 11,274 words, Rated T (Elf photographer C and Mall Santa A)

An Unexpected Favor by@jamgrlsblog (Ao3 jamgrl) 500 words, Rated G (Archer Anathema & knight Newt)

A Peppermint Twist With A Mistletoe Kiss by Ranguvar82 4416 words, Rated M (Florist C and candy shop owner A)

arise, my soul, and sing by @bebrave-andbekind (Ao3 Mikaeru) 4906 words, Rated T (A provides support for trans friend C)

Burning for your Attention by @eurhyic 2637 words, Rated G (Arsonist C and firefighter A are friends)

Calling All Catchers by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 2460 words, Rated E (A answers C's dating app post)

Computer literacy by Joseph_Amadeus 10,206 words, Rated E (A takes computer literacy classes from C)

delivering myself to you by @eurhyic 7044 words, Rated G (Mailman C & bookshop owner A)

Equilibrium by mirawonderfulstar 10,884 words, Rated M (C & A meet via a wrong-number text)

Fake It Till You Mean It by @cozyteacups and @rogueholmes (Ao3 Tiny_Dragongirl) 11,050 words, Rated T (Plant nursery worker C asks customer A to pretend to be his boyfriend)

get up high by @crvwly (Ao3 gaytectives) 10,880 words, Rated M (A attempts to bust C for smoking)

He Loves Me by @eveningstarcatcher 27,392 words, Rated T (C & A are coworkers in an AU based on the musical "She Loves Me")

Hired Heart (illustrated by many artists) by @scrapheapchallenge​ (Ao3 GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)) 112,220 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & client A)

House Style by @soft-october-night (Ao3 soft_october) 24,274 words, Rated M (Consultant C & editor A in an AU based on the movie "Desk Set")

If the fates allow by @stillseekwill (Ao3 Seekwill) 5303 words, Rated E (Former co-workers C & A meet at a Christmas party)

In Mutual Obliviousness by @freyjawriter24 7583 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: friends C & A go to ComicCon)

Making Home by @kreauxlighe (Ao3 ChubbyHornedEquine) 2067 words, Rated G (Florist C & book store owner A)

Manuscripts Don't Burn by @saretton 24,113 words, Rated M (An AU based on the book "The Master and Margarita")

New Canvas by @naromoreau 4531 words, Rated T (Hairdresser C works across the street from tattoo artist A)

Nothing Ever Happens on the Night Shift by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 1727 words, Rated E (Security guard C and office worker A)

Oklahomens! by Ranguvar82 17,203 words, Rated T (an AU based on the musical "Oklahoma!")

One and the Same Fall by ElliottRook 75,834 words, Rated E (C & A are Catholic school students)

One Wild and Precious Life by @meowdejavu (Ao3 syrupfactory) 58,508 words, Rated E (Dr. A cares for frequent patient C on a space station)

(please) like (me) and subscribe! by @miss-minnelli (Ao3 miss_minnelli) 7884 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C & A are Youtubers)

Pretty by Joseph_Amadeus 15,215 words, Rated E (Businessman C & sex worker A)

Second Chance at a First Try by @saunteringfromgrace (Ao3 Fallinfromgrace) 58,897 words, Rated E (Flower shop owner C & bookshop owner A)

"So Fetch" Omens by @siliconealien (Ao3 IneffableAlien) 24,909 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C & A in an AU based on the movie "Mean Girls")

South Downs by @summerofspock 76,285 words, Rated E (C & A are actors)

Sweet as Honey: An angel's guide to seducing your sugar daddy by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) 15,719 words, Rated E (C plays sugar daddy to college student A)

The Bluest Christmas by @christocentricqueer 7337 words, Rated T (Pastor A is dealing with quarantine)

The Bull and Whistle by tuddles 4235 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: bar maid C & customer A)

The False and the Fair by Princip1914 173,064 words, Rated E (Childhood friends C & A reunite)

The Number Nineteen Bus to Soho by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) and @bobleblubb (Ao3 ringading) 1213 words, Rated G (A & C meet on the bus)

The Value of Wild Hearts by @lurlur 15,624 words, Rated E (C has a crush on "Antiques Roadshow" book expert A)

Topical Pain Relievers and Other Seductions by mozbee 2615 words, Rated M (C comes to the aid of neighbor A)

Two Spheres Of Separation by @meinposhbastard 24,741 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: C & A are office co-workers in a magical universe)

Under Pressure by AppleSeeds 6000 words, Rated T (Nurse C and patient A)

Under the Christmas Lights by @getwrexed (Ao3 Get_Wrexed) 3737 words, Rated E (Spouses Beelzebub and Gabriel decorate for Christmas)

Vacant Property by @cockadoodlebumtits (Ao3 HopeCoppice) 21,137 words, Rated M (C is caretaker of a property haunted by A's ghost)

What Will Destroy You by @eveningstarcatcher 23,749 words, Rated E (Reporter C & Police Inspector A investigate the Jack the Ripper case)

Your Lighthouse Keeper by @hope-inthedark (Ao3 hope_in_the_dark) 5,128 words, Rated T (Fisherman C & lighthouse keeper A in an AU based on the song "The Lighthouse Keeper")

Yours for the taking by Mraowface 16,022 words, Rated M (C tries to steal a book from bookshop owner A)

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Part 6 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: August 2021

Happy August! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And my Carrd

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Series: (not all of these series are complete but the fics in them are finished)

All Alike My Songs And Praises Be by Euterpein Rated M-E (C moves to a small town and meets priest A)

Good Omens Human AU by @lady-divine-writes (Ao3 White Queen Writes) Rated T-M. (Series contains several human AUs: 1. Ineffable wives: C tries to escape a bad blind date; 2. Ineffable wives: C & A are actors; 3. C & A are customers at a bakery; 4. ballerina C & shoemaker A; 6. Sex worker C & client A; 7. C mourns the death of his husband A; 8. C & A are on a blind date…sort of; 9. a Fahrenheit 451 AU; 10. Tattoo artist C and flower shop owner A)

Meet Cutes by @summerofspock Rated T-M (series contains 2 human AUs: 1. 1. Trash collector C and new home owner A; 2. Ineffable wives: C & A are roller derby skaters)

Noah's Ark Zoo by AppleSeeds Rated G (C & A are co-workers at a zoo)

Omens of Love by ranguvar82 (Series contains 14 human AUs: 1. C meets A on a bad day; 3. A buys chocolates from C; 5 & 23. Gift shop owner A & customer C; 7 & 9. C & A meet on a train; 11, 13, & 25. A listens to street musician C; 15. Coffee shop owner A & customer C; 17. C & A are new neighbors; 19. Coffee shop worker A & customer C; 21. C & A are in an established relationship; 27. C & A are market vendors)

Us and Them Makes Family by @darknessandfyre Rated G-E (C & A are childhood friends who reunite)

Single Fics:

Absolution by Furuba_Fangirl 2565 words, Rated E (C confesses to priest A)

Against Expectations by @summerofspock and @asparklethatisblue (Ao3 Blue_Sparkle) 69,302 words, Rated E (C & A enter into an arranged marriage)

A Heart in the Scrum by @sk3tchid (Ao3 Sk3tch) 7006 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C & A are college students in 1935)

A Kind of Fighting by mozbee 4530 words, Rated G (C & A have a fight but make up)

A New Building Isn't the Only Erection in the Area by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 4783 words, Rated E (C hits on the one construction worker who doesn't hit on her)

Angelic Whispers by AppleSeeds 20,563 words, Rated T (ASMR therapist A & client C)

An Outpouring of Love by @ambrasue (Ao3 Ambra_Sue) 2319 words, Rated T (Bartender A & customer C)

A Portrait For You by @izabella95 1581 words, Rated T (Artist A draws a portrait of stranger C)

A seat at the table. by @mugglebornsyltherin (Ao3 DarkAngel2891) 6976 words, Rated E (A teaches C to cook in an AU based on the manga Our Dining Table)

Batteries Not Included by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) and @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 24,813 words, Rated E (Sex shop worker A & customer C)

Coarse Grind by @verdantvulpus 5045 words, Rated E (Cafe owner C & small appliance repairman A)

Crown the Fallen Star-Maker by @arcafira, 8367 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: C meets bookseller A while recovering from illness)

Dancing Hearts and Bingo Calls by @saretton 500 words, Rated G (C & A are co-residents in a retirement home)

Dark Literature by @unproblematicme 51,619 words, Rated E (Ex-lovers C & A work together in a haunted building)

Delivery by @naromoreau 6384 words, Rated E (Pizza deliveryman A & customer C)

Devilishly Heavenly Bakes by @junkshop-disco 30,348 words, Rated T (Musician C & vicar A compete on the Great British Bake Off)

don't call me angel by @leilakalomi 18,286 words, Rated M (Dancer C & software developer A in an AU based on the movie Dirty Dancing)

Funnel Cakes and Falling by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 4821 words, Rated T (C & A work at a fairground)

Hell's kitchen, heaven's chef by @sani-86 (Ao3 Sani86) 19,679 words, Rated T (A & C are co-chefs in a restaurant)

I Saw Crowley Kissing Santa Claus by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 4074 words, Rated E (A is a mall Santa and C is his elf photographer)

It's Always Been You and Me by @izabella95 4661 words, Rated G (C & A are college roommates)

Magnificat by @entanglednow 2859 words, Rated M (C & A are priests)

Miracles by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 24,317 words, Rated E (An AU based on the movie The Full Monty)

Model Rivalries by @asparklethatisblue (Ao3 Blue_Sparkle) 2328 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: C & A are models for rival agencies)

Once upon a time by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) 42,764 words, Rated E (C & A are writers)

On the Matter of Traffic Violations by @contraststudies (Ao3 hanap) 3495 words, Rated E (Officer A stops C for speeding)

Paper Thin Walls by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) 16,677 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends and neighbors)

Radio! Someone still loves you by Joseph_Amadeus 5255 words, Rated T (Spouses C & A are radio hosts on different schedules)

Roads Not Taken by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 8299 words, Rated E (C & A are ex-lovers)

Room Service by Epimeliad 5312 words, Rated E (Room service waiter C & customer A)

Salesmen by @unproblematicme 1524 words, Rated T (C & A are rival traveling salesmen)

Seven Thousand Six Hundred & Sixty Five Days. by demondoll 8436 words, Rated T (C & A meet on New Year's Eve)

Shelter from the Storm by AppleSeeds 13,283 words, Rated T (C & A are co-workers who must share a hotel room in a winter storm)

She Will Be Loved by Starlight_fallen 16,257 words, Rated M (C & A are high school students)

Summer Swims and Strings by @jamgrlsblog (Ao3 jamgrl) 5143 words, Rated M (Ineffable wives: C & A are high school sweethearts who reconnect years later)

Sweet Surprises by Euterpein 15,130 words, Rated G (Ineffable wives: C's son and A's nephew go to school together)

The Arrangement by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 19792 words, Rated E (Scientists C & A are set up on a blind date)

The End of an Era by @balder12 6473 words, Rated T (C & A are spies)

The Importance of Being Earnest by mozbee 2304 words, Rated G (C gets drunk and hits on his husband A, forgetting they are married)

There Was Only One Closet by @kanna-ophelia 1898 words, Rated T (C & A are spies)

The Utter Rudeness by ElliottRook 2420 words, Rated G (A's best friend C has a bad day on his paper route)

The Wit of the Bee by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 32,369 words, Rated M (C & A are Adam's adoptive parents)

To The Road by @smolalienbee and @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) 11,680 words, Rated T (C & A meet on a bus)

Until by @teslatherat (Ao3 Nadzieja) 6712 words, Rated T (An AU based on the time-travel movie Kate and Leopold)

Working Up a Sweat by @naromoreau 6489 words, Rated E (Personal trainer A & client C)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 5 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: July 2021

Happy July! <3 Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy! And hurray for season 2!!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And my Carrd

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Series: (not all of these series are complete but the fics in them are finished)

Car Trouble by @summerofspock 102,762 words, Rated E (Mechanic C and professor A) ; related work Faulty Start 17,978 words, Rated E (Ineffable Bureaucracy: mechanic Beelzebub and professor Gabriel)

Divine Restorations & Repairs by @skimmingmilk (Ao3 skimmingthesurface) and @sylwritesstuff Rated E (C's car breaks down in A's small town)

Dreaming Spires (the Oxford-verse) by @moondawntreader (Ao3 nightbloomingcereus) Rated T-M (C & A are professors)

Full Boyfriend Experience by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) Rated G-M (C & A are college students & best friends)

Glimmer by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 24,586 words, Rated E (C & A are Regency-era sex workers) ; Related work Burn the House Down 3051 words, Rated E

If i loved you less... (ineffables in the regency) by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) Rated T-E (C & A enter into an arranged marriage)

IneffableDoll's Human AUs by @ineffabledollkazoo (Ao3 IneffableDoll) Rated G-T (Series contains 3 human AU's: 1. Prince A and gardener C, who has been turned into a snake; 2. Barista C & customer A; 3. A drunk C accidentally breaks into A's bookshop)

Love Thy Neighbor by snae_b Rated E (Baking blog writer A gets a new downstairs neighbor)

Pandora's Box by TempestHale Rated E (C is in an abusive relationship and meets tattoo artist A)

The Dark Stranger Collection by tuddles Rated M-E (latest fic is not completed) (Miss Fell meets a dark stranger)

The Perfect Blend by @leilakalomi Rated T-M (Coffee shop manager C & tea house manager A)

Waffle Omens by @kreauxlighe (Ao3 ChubbyHornedEquine) Rated T (Waffle House cook C & teacher A)

Single Fics:

A Business Arrangement by @copperplatebeech (Ao3 CopperBeech) 45,265 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and computer security firm worker A)

A Child in Need by @theladydrgn (Ao3 ladydragona) 982 words, Rated T (C & A are priests, based on an AU by @gayforgoodomens) See the gayforgoodomens AU collection for more works in this AU

A Good Omens Carole - Christmas Rom/Com by Angels_Dineing_At_The_Ritz 23,165 words, Rated M (Intern C and homeless shelter worker A in an AU based on several versions of "A Christmas Carol")

Alcohol You Later by @ambrasue (Ao3 Ambra_Sue) 926 words, Rated T (C & A are dating in an AU based on the song "Alcohol You Later")

Angel Actually by ineffablebadger 4426 words, Rated T (C & A are coworkers in an AU based on the movie "Love Actually")

Bake My heart, Please. by @mugglebornsyltherin (Ao3 DarkAngel2891) 1887 words, Rated G (C & A are rival bakers)

Booked by @mimsynims 3091 words, Rated T (Waiter C & librarian A)

Christmas Wrapping by ineffablebadger 1791 words, Rated G (Florist C & bookshop owner A, based on the song "Christmas Wrapping")

Click, Click, Fall in Love by @edhelwen1 (Ao3 my1alias) and @skreebat 1965 words, Rated M (Photographer C and client A)

Droit du Seigneur by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 55,960 words, Rated E (Lord C & farm worker A, who is transgender, in medieval England)

Froyomens by @kreauxlighe (Ao3 ChubbyHornedEquine) 2133 words, Rated T (C & A run into each other on the street-- literally)

Ghostwriter by @bisasterdi 60,125 words, Rated E (Playboy C and ghostwriter A)

Good Influence by AppleSeeds 24,061 words, Rated T (Hypnotist C attempts to help an anxious A)

Good Neighbors by @theladydrgn (Ao3 ladydragona) 5425 words, Rated E (C & A are new neighbors)

Heaven (Is a Place on Earth) by @softoctobernight (Ao3 soft_october) & @khiroptera 17,133 words, Rated M (C & A in an AU based on the "San Junipero" episode of "Black Mirror")

Horns n Halos by Blackrayvn 82,253 words, Rated E (Bistro owner C & writer A)

Light My Fire by @naromoreau and @sungmee (Ao3 doorwaytoparadise) 7209 words, Rated E (Firefighter A repeatedly comes to C's rescue)

litany in which certain things are crossed out by @sayesayes (Ao3 Ayes) 30,803 words, Rated E (A opens a bakery in C's small town)

Lost and Found (That's You and Me, Babe) by Euterpein 9552 words, Rated E (Hairstylist C & bookshop owner A)

Magic or Something Like It by mozbee 1276 words, Not Rated (Magician A & his assistant C)

Neurology by UlsPi 11,979 words, Rated E (Dr C & nurse A)

New Horizons, Old Troubles by @unproblematicme 44,960 words, Rated E (Pirate Captain C and herbalist A in an alpha/omega AU)

Plague by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1651 words, Rated E (C & A duel - sort of - in the Elizabethan era)

Silence In The Library by @ngkiscool (Ao3 ngk_is_cool) 2265 words, Rated G (Librarian A has a secret admirer)

Smitten at First Fright by @oopsynini 67,458 words, Rated M (Gardener C & bird watcher A)

Smoke gets in your eyes by UlsPi 9918 words, Rated M (Travel writer C & book restorer A)

Snow Angel by @lurlur 21,149 words, Rated E (Detective C and drug dealer A)

Strangers in the Park by @izabella95 1359 words, Rated G (Strangers C & A keep running into each other - literally)

Study Distractions by @ineffable-human (Ao3 AnnaTheHank) 4154 words, Rated E (College student C is in a poly relationship with A & Gabriel)

The Bench by @yoites-good-omens-blog (Ao3 Yoite) 2459 words, Rated M (Gym instructor C & client A)

the heavens burn for you and I by @meinposhbastard 78672 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: Scavenger C and pilot A in an AU based on the movie "Pacific Rim")

The Joys of Cold Waves by Misty_Floros 2015 words, Rated G (Ineffable wives: C & A meet at a bus stop)

The Key Party by tuddles 15,699 words, Rated E (C & A are married to other people and meet at a swinger's party)

The Rescue by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 11,171 words, Rated E (C & A meet at a bar)

The Tadfield Pig Racing Championships by @acsalva and AppleSeeds 11,405 words, Rated T (C & A are pig racing competitors)

They Met At A BookShop by @depressedstressedlemonzest 3261 words, Not Rated, (Bookshop barista C & customer A)

Venetiae Delectatio by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 13,417 words, Rated E (C & A negotiate a business deal)

Warmth by @holycatsandrabbits self-rec! 9016 words, Rated E (Mobster C & librarian A)

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 3 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: May 2021

Hey it's been a bit, sorry, but I am back! I now aim for this to be an ongoing series that will appear on the first of every month. Thank you so much to all the creators out there who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

And more Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

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Series: (not all of these series are complete but the fics in them are finished)

arise, my darling, and go forth 43,548 words, Rated E; and and our bed is verdant 3214 words, Rated E, by @naromoreau (C & A are Catholic priests) Based on an AU by @gayforgoodomens. The separate AU Love and Joy and Happiness series by @d20owlbear is also based on the gayforgoodomens AU.

Bike Girls by @dietraumerei Rated G-E (Ineffable Wives: C & A meet after A has a minor bike accident)

Good Omens Meet-Cutes by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) Rated T-E. (Series contains unrelated fics. Part 1: Bartender C & customer A; Part 2: C & A are strangers who meet on a train; Part 3: Stripper C & birthday boy A; Parts 4 & 5: A is a religious solicitor at C's door; Part 6: Waiter C & customer A; Part 7: C & A are university students; Part 8: fast food worker C & customer A)

It Was Always You by @mltrefry-ficwriter (Ao3 Mltrefry) Rated G-T (C & A are ex-best friends)

Serpents and Pyramids by @springapreppe (Ao3: Boredom) 95,821 words, Rated E (literary agent C and writer A). Sequel: Crowley's Very Romantic Date 3953 words, Rated M

Spooky Time Stories by @zephyrofalltrades. Rated G-M. (Series contains several human AUs. Part 1: C & A are ghosts; part 2: A is a bookshop owner; Part 3: C & A are college roommates; part 4: sex worker C, vampire hunter A; part 5: C & A are accused witches; part 9: C & A visit a haunted house; part 12: babysitter C and knight A

The Night We Met by @izabella95 Rated G-T (C & A are neighbors)

Well, That Was A Thing (Good Omens One-Shots) by @mizgirl100880 (Ao3 Zakani_Donovan), Rated T (Series contains several human AUs: Part 2: Book/radio/TV versions of C are brothers and meet the Book/radio/TV brothers A; Part 4: Florist C and tattoo artist A from @janthonyashtoreth's “Ink and Flowers” AU; Part 11: C & A are high school teachers; Part 12: C & A are college roommates; Part 13: Dr. C and A as caregiver for 11-yr-old Adam; Part 14: Caterer C & wedding planner A; Part 30: C & A are former lovers and new neighbors; Part 33: C & A are boyfriends moving in together) Note: this series appears in an earlier rec list and is included again because it contains new AUs

Windows by AppleSeeds Rated T-E (Window cleaner C & office worker A)

Single Fics:

Across the Line by @hope-inthedark, @mehrto, and @zepuffer 31,006 words, Rated T (Musician C and university student A)

An Adagio For Two (A Pas de Deux) by @amadness2method (Ao3: CynSyn) 5228 words, Rated E (Dancer C, choreographer A)

An Angel Among the Evergreens by @eveningstarcatcher 4953 words, Rated G (Christmas tree seller C & mysterious man A - no spoilers!)

Angel Face with a Taste for Suicidal by Lor_Lupin 35,038 words, Rated E (C & A are punk musicians)

A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit-Down by @kanna-ophelia 4710 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: Dr. C & cuddle therapist A)

Anthony in Love by @the-bentley 103,959 words, Rated E (Rich kid C and university student A)

A Simple Plan and a Cappucino by mozbee 7109 words, Rated T (C sees A get dumped by his boyfriend at a coffee shop)

Ask the Question by GaryOldman 8424 words, Rated M (C and A work for rival social media companies)

As Thou Art With Sin by @moveslikebucky 2275 words, Rated E (C & A are priests)

Breaking the Habit by @summerofspock 1624 words, Rated E (IT worker C & weed dealer A)

Deliver His Soul From Hell by @moveslikebucky 2254 words, Rated E (C & A are cowboys)

Dreams Told in Flowers and Stars by @izabella95 29,905 words, Rated M (C & A are university students)

Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by @moondawntreader (Ao3 nightbloomingcereus) 76,497 words, Rated M (Superhero C and reporter A)

Fortunate coincidence by @mimsynims 17,528 words, Rated M (Patron C and librarian A)

Frights and Feelings by @jamgrlsblog (Ao3 jamgrl) 3955 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C & A are best friends)

Go Tonight by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 3850 words, Rated T (C & A are high school students)

Ineffable Evals by @pineapplesquid 1771 words, Rated G (C & A are professors)

Just Like You Were Brand New by SilenceDogood117 30,133 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: C is a former friend of librarian A)

Lofton Cares by @slow-burn-sally 43,028 words, Rated E (Rock star C and drug counselor A)

Mug Mysteries by @izabella95, 1987 words, Rated G (C & A are co-workers in an office)

Nothing compares to you by @nieded 9550 words, Rated E (Priest C and bookseller A)

Of Ducks and Ineffability by ranguvar82 29,130 words, Rated M (Children's amusement park worker C and dad A)

Operation A MAN FOR AIZRAPHEL by Himitsu_no, 7416 words, Rated G (Rock musician C and office worker A, misspelling of Aziraphale is intentional)

Plot Twist by @lady-divine-writes (Ao3 White Queen Writes) 2292 words, Rated T. (Ineffable wives: C & A are actors)

Right to Rise by tenandi 15,999 words, Rated M (Farmer C & librarian A in 1895)

Rough enough for love by Nekhen 403,339 words, Rated E (Tabloid reporter C and librarian A fake a relationship)

Shotgun Wedding: sometimes a first date requires paperwork by @charlottemadison42 204,988 words, Rated E (C has custody of his nephew Adam, A is Adam's teacher)

Sunglasses and an Umbrella by AppleSeeds 2424 words, Rated T (C & A meet at a pool, based on the behind the scenes photo)

The Auntie Trap by @meli-productions (Ao3 PrincessDianaArtemis) 3497 words, Rated T (Ineffable Wives: C & A discover they have identical nephews)

The Beginning of the Rest of their Lives by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 3002 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: barista C & customer A)

The Devil To Your Angel by @rainydaydecaf 2595 words, Rated G (C & A are office co-workers)

The Fabric of Your Hair by @saretton 28,832 words, Rated E (Hairdresser C and tailor A)

The Great Plan (in 3 Easy Steps!) by sunflcwers 8245 words, Rated T (Realtor C and coffee shop manager A)

The Husband of My Heart 4537 words, Rated E (Valet C works for Duke A in the regency era) by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon)

The Pocket Watch by @holycatsandrabbits self-rec! 15,805 words, Rated E (Thief C and jeweler A)

This by @ulspi 6679 words, Rated T (Pub owner C & vicar A)

Venus, Cyprus by @ulspi 4820 words, Rated T (Mathematician C meets A on a vacation)

Wars of Attraction by Santillatron 24,330 words, Rated M (C & A are strangers who meet on the tube)

what a lovely way to burn by @alwayscomewhenyoucall (Ao3 John1513) & @lindenlied 28,437 words, Rated M (C & A are rival dancers)

where the bolt of cupid fell by @waywarder 1086 words, Rated T (C helps A through a hormone injection)

Zafona by @ulspi 8255 words, Rated M (Kindergarten teacher C & bookseller A)

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