#Danny watching Bruce sketch out designs for a batsuit and being fully convinced it's karma for stressing Jazz out in his teens | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bongo-clash · 2 years ago

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This is a complete crack idea. However: dp/dc au where Danny is Alfred. He found out that he is 1) Immortal and 2) can shapeshift and he's just been randomising his customisation settings ever since. When he goes into butler work for the Waynes he decides to be as stereotypical as possible figuring it'll be really funny for the few years he works for them, and the bit is indeed Very Good- right up until their son gets orphaned. It's been 30 years and now the bit is just his life.

#No one remembers it but for the first few years Alfred worked for the Waynes sometimes the food came to life #Bruce looking through an old photo album: Alfred what's the weird blur in this picture?#Dany sweating bullets: Sir that was the revolution of '83 and we Do Not Talk About It #Danny watching Bruce sketch out designs for a batsuit and being fully convinced it's karma for stressing Jazz out in his teens #He'd tell B to go to therapy but he'd be a hypocrite. Danny went One Time and his therapist tried to eat him #Everyone in this family is allergic to seeking psychological help #dpxdc #Bongo's Aus!!!

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