#DONT STEALL!
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Hey 2p America and 2p Canada how do you feel about going on a jewelry heist?
*coughing and throwing up blood*
Have this... absolute horrid
#2ptalia#2p!america#2p!canada#2p!hetalia#2p america#2p canada#2p hetalia#allen f jones#i am so so sorry for taking this long to draw you this ugly piece of artwork#anyways#allen is all for that fancy clothings#but it's making 2p canada tense#also in case you dont understand this thing#theyre like... acting as rich people and stealling things
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Interrupted a friend on his date 💕💕
#i was talking to him and his girlfriend (who lives here) and i was like 'do you have your number?' then to her i jokingly said 'dont worry#im not stealling him' and she laughed#and it was like. oh right I look like a dyke
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Man, it would be so cool if I could get PAID to write shit. If I stopped writing for a newspaper "for exposure", for school assignments, and strange age regression fanfiction for myself it would he all over for you people.
#idk just watched the new HBomberGuy video#it got me thinking about a huge media analysis essay i just turned in#and a speech i judt gave#where i thought both times 'man i wish i had room to write more about this' and how I Analyzed and properly cited my sources#which is apparently too hard for some people to do???#idk maybe i gotta get my head into the YouTube video game#but i also really dont want to edit stuff lol is the thing#wild to me that people think the month of writing (including prewriting!) to make a 10 page analysis about a Monk episode FOR FREE#is somehow too much work#like??? no??? it isnt???#its fun work??#but also if these people can get paid for passionlessly stealling...#could i possibly make 25 cents from making an original piece of content??#is writing actually possibly a profitable skill that i am not irrideamably bad at?#**edit btw as in VIDEO editing not as in script editing#goat talk
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Literally anyone who has skyrim could literally have just gone to Honor hall and have fucking nothing happen once they have 2
my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.
months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.
of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day
i fucking love her.
#skyrim#classic game i love it#todd howard#he has enough flaws#you dont need to make them up#especially cause stealling modder’s work is like an actual issue
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MTF Logan call that an Ex-Man
#yeah im stealing that joke sticks go fuck yoursel#and oyu dont even know about this blog yet so i can steall all i want tehehehe
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My mum works for a place that has people who go out and do like... Maintenance work and stuff and while she doesn't she still needs the gear and stuff for *reasons unknown*
So she's said I can wear her work boots and use her ear defenders!! The work boots are so fucking comfy? Like??? much better support than my docs and look cool too! Also totally going to steal her high Vis trousers when she doesn't need them anymore and dye them black and make them all cool and punky to cover up the *company logo* Also the ear defenders will be so handy to have for like Pride or a concert or something!!!!
#and shes friends with the higher up#like actual friends its how she got the job#so she can get more whenever lol#katy liveblogs life#and dont worry im just stealling from the government#which is like so punk of me#the tax payers money bought me boots!!
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Really dumb question but my brain will not shut up about it, if I were to buy a thing you've made a design for and then repourpoused it for personal use, does that count as stealling another artist's work?
I really want to cover a suitcase in D&D themed stickers, specifically location stickers like retro Luggage Labels (i think thats what their called, could be wrong), and the closest I've found are your RWD Location Stickers, but the lettering dosnt have the vibe Im going for, so I want to buy the RWD stickers and then make lil covers with retro lettering to get the effect Im looking for.
I am pretty sure its not, but Im still asking you bc a small but very loud part of my brain keeps going 'no, thats stealling another artists work, I should make it all from scratch', but I also dont want to overwork myself to death by adding yet Another Massive Project onto my pile of Things To Do.
I do not plan on profiting from this, this is just a silly lil thing i want to do but dont currently have to spoons to do so and Im scared I will forget about if/when I do have the spoons to make them from scratch
That's totally fine, when you buy it you can do whatever you want with it as long as it's personal use, which this 100% is!
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DAAAADDDD! @ez-lolzol 's snek named Melvas wont stop stealling my snek childeren!
EZZY STOP THE SNAKE KIDS ARE HIS!
I DONT STEAL YOUR OC’S I ONLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM OR HUG THEM
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the age group to approach, jerry and them
they the same age mating?
meant they will mate with us. we are stealing their shit now.
cars.
then their wives come in to dope everyone after.
ed gregg was their dad. caligula and the kurgan's dad
and last there balls you will
then call to them
and send it out their wives they "died"
then its fake thats him(boyfriend) so the next rabid old woman gets to grab him to mate with
then think of old them
they talk then too
nonstop was this till more died
again
then this shes gay with her too
we wanna cheat all day the kids dont wanna have sex with us they look just like him and me too on him i cant say no theres three of us now ah house we live in it too our family members bigger we went in them and yours too and now us walk see it again house
the n we see him look thirf forth time we do it
crack was more food again throw it again like shit
then she says all
then we
they get one
hr giger painting
then we see
and they shoot
and what 8 guys
she mmm'd so hard she came
lindita did
for a break in his nose job to his brain he wants sit
and they would turn thosee guys on the whole time that get the car and leave too
and they hoe gal at bars in the country since
and their husbands gun of to their heads or they arent together
and mush like dogs
she aint here im gonna like going to her
then they die hansel and gretyl
bones around
swastica tthey know they die
then boom she had a kid with who
killed her then her family was sent over to kill the rest
gay hut shit
and i mean gay
made a firrned died too
blacks in the area their family came out
they are stealling them
then gay talk to dads right
two guys
whoa
shes out
is she the only hoe here go to a bar
no hire
plastic surgery
she gets fucked up all the time
and hey greg
i do an order
thier drive through
inbreeding
like 18 in a row kill them
so i can walk
or its it
and i kill them shit its there
ground party today its out there
they got some hot guys
now stand up in houses i dont care they revived and he shoots him agian through a house they want in
so they go gay
sent them through
what car party
they mate with the old woman they look mexican after
and they want them gay shit trash
they make a gay freeway anyone can go that way
ground party was the factory area
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im not sure what this obession is with Um You Need To Be Below A Certain Income Bracket To Shop Thrift Or That’s Unethical because idealy everyone should be reducing their cosumption and re-using clothing and other items that already exist
#if you can afford a new toaster but thift one you are personally and wilfully stealling from the hands of the poor dont you realize 🙄#i think that turning thrift into the new fast fashion os not sustainable but like... its a pretty far leap from that too#‘if your income is X dollars and you thrift you’re gentrifying’
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Pat: wow im the most straightest person ever, homosapian more like hetrosapien haha straight jokes
Pau: h-
Pat: im gay
#haha im so funny ksjdjfjf#its very early for me dont be mean#paupat#this joke is very roignal any joke made before me was stealling ffom me#pau x pat#pat x pau#these r some very gay pilots and not real dudes what are u talking about#wow cartoon characters are great to ship together#shipping real people however is bad so stop it
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breaking news: technology created by capitalism has personal data recording features i dont like and put zero effort into preventing, how dare they
#smashy the cache#i am SO FUCKING TIRED#of people FREAKING OUT over HURR DURR APPLES STEALLING MY BLAH BLAH GOOGLE TRACK UR WHATEVER#and then the article that shows you the xX_SECRET HACKZ ANTICAPZ ONLY!!!!!_Xx#and its literally to turn off a preset feature in the settings#like get the FUCK out of here#first of all if you dont go thru your privacy settings on everything you use then you dont get to be mad at the company for taking the data#because you fucking handed it to them on a silver platter#SECOND do you really fucking think they respect those settings alajdkahslausalshalalakshajakhsak#like DO. NOT. talk to me until you sECrEt HaKz tHe APpLe MaN DoESnT wANt yOu To kNOw actually involve jailbreaking#and or subversion of proprietary coding#like that shit about dont use touch id bc the popo will use ur unconcious body to unlock ur phone? thats breaking news#but you flipping a switch in settings? no
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The word "Lesbian" isnt for you to appropriate,turn into a political statement or change its meaning.A lesbian is a homosexual female and nobody will ever change that,create your own terms and stop stealling labels that dont belong to you in order to benefit a movement that has nothing to do with actual lesbians.
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Warn? // in game blood
Fun fact: i play arti's campaign a lot, and i run into A LOT of scavengers. So ive taken to a hobby of screenshotting the ones i find quite cool, to make into ocs later! Aster and his family happened to be some of them. (Un)fortunately yes most of them in the game are dead bc well.. its artis campaign, but it lightens the mood a bit, helps me come up with designs!
These two are ones i plan on making into ocs, dont steall em!!!!!! /hj
[OC POST]
I made aster some family awhile ago, but never showed em here so-
Btw i havent named any of them yet..
Heres aster and his brothers !! They teased him a lot but he loved them and they loved em too i promise
And heres his parents because he and his brothers needs those
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Home Sweet Home
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You and Clark make the most of your time together and you clear up some confusion.
Warnings:Adult situations, Smut, Fluff, swearing
A/n: soo here is some Clark smut I have been working on hope you enjoy xx
Taglist: @two-unbeatable-beaters @iloveyouyen @magdelen69
Home Sweet Home
Over the past months since you had returned home Clark hadn't managed to get out to you as much as he wanted, silly really you had no problem with it. But he couldnt help wanting to spend every moment of every day with you. He still made it out every weekend without fail. Tho he was cautious ,used to being able the fly in to his mother popping in and out whenever he pleased, but he couldn't do that with you not if he wanted to keep up the apearance of being a regular human. One who had to make a three hour journey to see you over the weekend, he had a system in place making it seem like he left work on friday and came straight to see you then left sunday early evening to get back. Each week you told him he didn't have to make the trip and each week he'd laugh it off telling you to stop being silly, if only you knew the trip took around a minute.If he was having a slow day. The worst part of the week was waiting around his mothers few hours before crossing the field to see you. As terrible as it seems sometimes he is thankfull that Superman is needed it makes the time go quicker.He tries to busy himself but most of the time he just waits it out in his mothers kitchen he had tried staying in the city but prefered being closer to you.
Just hearing the lull of your heart thumping away, or the soft humming you did singing when writing listening to music through your heaphones put him at ease. Sometimes if you had your headphones up loud he would sneak across and watch you work smileing to himself at the cute 'bopping' you did when you really got into a song a few instances getting up from yourseat having a little dance when you made your way to refill your drink. You rarely wrote around him saying you didnt want to waste the time you had together on work. Which was a shame, there was the other smaller things you did that made him smile the way you'd poke your tongue out wetting your lips as you concentrated or furrow your brows when a word escaped you,you'd start listing rhyming words out loud just replacing the first letter until one fit and made sense. He had learned early on when he crept over to make sure his phone was on silent as you'd text him occasionally asking him for synonyms when you couldn't manage to find something that fit.
But his absolute favorite bit was when you would squirm and blush, aroused at your own words, he'd hear your pulse pick up watching as a flush rose across your face you'd normally sip at the ever present coffee or juice that sat beside you, or nibble on the snack you had beside your computer. Something about seeing you work yourself up made him shudder. He would smell your arousal then suddenly you'd pull away from the screen fanning your face or covering it with your hands giggling whispering to your self 'was that to far' and 'lucky bitch I fucking wish'. He'd have to leave when this happend unsure if he could control himself. But when this did happen he always knew that when he came around you'd be biting at the bit to tear his clothes off and fuck him in the hall and on the stairs and the landing where ever you could, once it nearly happend on the porch... Not that he minded but you had freaked out when your lust addled mind heard the combine in the field and realised you was straddling his half naked form in just your panties on the porch. Either way times like that you rarely made it to the bed room. Well thats not strictly true you did once but that was because you lost track of time and thats were he found you, in bed legs spread hips rocking onto one of your toys. He had counted down the seconds that time sitting in his mothers kitchen tapping his fingers impatiently on the table watching the clock, willing time to move faster growling. Much to his Mothers amusment, she could guess what was going on and couldnt help but shake her head feeling a little sorry for you as she watched his face get more and more irritated ,reminding her of the tantrums he had as a child when he couldnt get his own way. His face glowered as he sat there and he listened to your wails of frustration as you desperatly tried to pound a climax out of yourself but couldn't. The only consultation was when he heard the various curses you threw at him turns out he had ruined you...And he couldn't help being smug about it. Hearing you from his mothers house trying to fuck yourself stupid was torture just like it had been that first night he met you. His mother had laughed the next time she saw you both saying she never saw him move so fast in his life, she had that knowing grin of hers as you both flushed and stutter..Martha had to much fun teasing you both making it worse she wondered aloud 'how there was any corn left in the field after the way he cut across it.'
He grinned walking up the stairs to the porch he juggled the bags of groceries opening the door to the house kicking it shut softly behind him slipping off his shoes as he entered. He smiled as he heard you the music from your headphones, you had been working tirelessly today making sure everything was finished. It was Sunday and to your own annoyance you'd gotten your dates mixed up and had to have your new draft completed and emailed in by tomorrow for checking then beta reading.
He walked into the kitchen dropping the groceries on the counter, choosing to let you continue your work. You'd had to send Clark out to do the weekly shop alone. He shook his head hearing you growl at the computer screen in living room. He sighed it was a shitty computer to be fair ,super slow and out dated. He didn't see why you wont just buy a new one, when he brought it up he always got the same answers 'everything is how I want it on here... I know where everything is...I know how it works' he rolled his eyes hearing you grunt at the pc, turning quickly put away the groceries it was best to let you get on with it. It had only been three months since the party but it felt so much longer in a good way you were both absolutely enamored with each other, your relationship was very much sweet and cheesy but neither of you would change a thing. You'd given him a key five weeks ago to all intents and purposes this was his home to you'd even moved all the spare clothes he kept at his mothers and placed them in his own designated side of the walk in wardrobe so he didn't have to always bring a bag each week.
Finally once everything was packed away he stepped through the door to the living room seeing you sitting staring intently at the screen scanning the documents as you flicked the mouse wheel searching for something. He smiled taking in the rare sight he loved watching you work it was the only time you wore your glasses; which he found incredibly sexy even tho you hated them, you thought they made you look older than you were. You felt his eyes and turned to face him and blushed at the sweet smile he had, leaning against the door frame arms crossed he pushed off the door walking towards you. You smiled apologetically at him slipping off your headphones as he came closer.
"I'm so sorry honey...I feel like I've ignored you this weekend...I'm nearly done tho and will have a few weeks off as they proof read it" he shook his head at you
"Don't worry munchkin" he grinned at you and placed a packet of your favourite biscuits on the desk beside you leaning in kissing your head. Your face lit up as you saw them, dark chocolate biscuits covered in white chocolate...
"I got these for you and I was thinking of doing pasta for dinner" you hummed placing your hand on his forearm leaning your head against it as he moved rubbing your shoulders.
"But I do Clark..We dont get much time together and I hate having to work when your here." he sighed as you pouted at him.
"Well I love seeing you work...It's the only time I get to see you in these" you scoffed as he poked the rim of your cat eye glasses, rolling your eyes you shook your head"I hate them." he nodded
"You might but I think they are very sexy anyway you carry on and i will go put dinner on then we can relax for the night" you huffed stealling a glance at the clock in the corner of your screen. Three pm. you sighed youd been at this since ten this morning you had saved your drafts all over the place and had to re-read many of them to make sure you was sending the correct ones out.
"No leave it I will do dinner just give me ten minutes-" he stopped you in your tracks with a raised hand and soft sigh
"No you do dinner every week I'm going to cook for you tonight" you smiled at him. This man was so sweet you couldnt help the warmth flood you, he made you feel all weak and giddy. He made to move away but you caught his wrist making him look at you.
"Thank you...But I promise to make it up to you after dinner" a slow grin formed across his face you could feel his excitment mount and kissed your lips tugging your hair back forcing you to moan giving him the access he wanted quickly lapping at your tongue nipping and sucking at it grunting as you tried pinning his down falling into a teasing battle. Which he won as usual slowly and reluctantly you pulled back sighing, one kiss was enough for your stomach to twist and your center to ignite. he pulled away retreating to the kitchen with a wink. You licked your bottom lip and twisted in your seat to carry on moving the files around into order as you heard him move around the kitchen. After another fifteen minutes of checking and double checking you smiled and moved opening your Gmail and began typing one out to your publisher attaching the book in order chapter by chapter. After sending it you waiting for the sent icon then switched off your external hard drive that held all of your writing and back ups.
Just as you closed everything and stood at full height behind your chair stretchering out your legs, headphones still in place you sighed moving the mouse then swore loudly.
"You? what are-OH MY GOD NO! NOOO! no no please you cant- YOU DON'T DO THAT!! FUCK...FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" At your shouts Clark moved to the door watching as you frantically clicked your mouse he then saw the problem. A bright blue screen staring back at you. He shook his head he told you needed a new computer. You leaned further curseing as you computer died before your eyes.
"You-fuck you fuck you fuck you in the ass!" You growled and ripped off your head phones and sighed placing them on the desk glaring at the computer hanging your head sighing frustrated.
"That sounds like an invitation~" He moved quietly walking towards you and quickly sloted himself tight against your bent over form making you gasp cast a look behinde you going to stand straight but he stopped you with a slow hand pressing on your back keeping you in place making you flush. But quickly shook it off looking at the screen before you.
"Clark? Clark! oh my god Clark fix it- save it please you can can't you? is it salvageable? I swear you can fuck my ass if you fix it! " He laughed out loud at the way you casually offered your ass as collateral. He grabbed you placing both hands on your hips keeping you bent over the chair and looked to the pc.
"I'm afraid that is the blue screen of death...And I wont be able to fix it babe" He held you securely. You groaned at his remark whining dejected turning your face to him looking at the pc.
"Nooo... It can't...I don't want a new one!" you felt him hum grinding against you slowly. and just like that you were ready to go your blood pumping hot in your veins your pussy tensing preparing itself for the inevitable. You wanted to jump him there and then.
"Well I'm afraid you have no choice now munchkin, it has died" Your whine became a gasp as he moved finding a perfect spot to have you squirming, gyrating his crotch on your ass you shook your head and pouted. You leaned back as he arched over your form and kissed his jaw, wanting to make him as hot and bothered as you. He grunted humping his hips against you making reveling in your broken moans and breathless gasps. He felt your body humming to life withering against him.
"Wh-what am I gonna do? I don't know anything about this tech stuff" he smiled unable to resist moving closer to you letting you reach up and nuzzle his neck. His cock held snug between the two of you, so tight you felt him throbbing despite the thick jeans he wore, he groaned as you clenched your ass squeezing him lightly.
"Well I can help you there, I will find you a replacement" You dragged your lips across his skin and licked at his pulse then sucked harshly giving another firm squeeze with your cheeks making him moan Breathlessly. He fisted his hand resting it on the top of your ass. You giggled feeling him completely hard against your ass and wriggled hell bent on have a quicky befor dinner. He quickly brought his hand down making you hiss as the cotton did nothing to protect you from his open palm you whimpered when he kicked out your feet spreading your legs making you feel the damp cotton on your slit, your needy little center weeping onto your shorts now that you were held open. He smirked smelling your arousal then pressed harder. Not to be out done he tilted down pressing his balls to your mound searching for your clit and was rewarded with a high gasp as he found it. You jumped up trying to escape him but to no avail his palms held you still and the chair infront of you was wedged tight into your hips giving you no wiggle room. Without wasting anytime he moved insistently grinding on it relentlessly.
"Will-Fuck CLARK! will you-ca-clam down for a second?" he chuckled still moving against you in a teasing rhythm you sighed. That was your answer then.
"Cl-clark will the ne-oohh fuck please!" you begged quickly tensing holding the desk for dear life dropping your head hissing and grinding back on him as his jeans caused a delicious friction against your pussy. the rough fabric almost chafing you despite your shorts
"Yes love?"
"F-Fuck you! oh UGh! God please please? dont-YOur a shit! Will it be the same?" he huffed out a laugh enjoying the way you wriggled below him still trying to slip out from under him, dipping his face to you kissing behind you ear then huffed a deep breath to the shell of your ear. Your moans got higher and more desperate as he set a firm steady pace on your throbbing clit making you shudder your insides clenching tight with every drag of his hips. You were close he could tell from the way you trembled, legs unsteady the only thing holding you up was the back of the chair holding your hips high for him.
"I'm afraid not love, computer's don't come with xp anymore...How you have kept it running for so long I have no idea... Your new one will have windows ten" you groaned loudly slumping forward panting trying to push yourself back to him wanting to match his pace, or better yet beat it. You were so close feeling the heat pooling just above your pussy traveling down. You could feel yourself building fast and doubled your efforts unable to keep quiet as you tried to ride him into your climax with a frantic pace.
"OH OH-fuUUCK yes please please yes C-ClaAARK?!" you all but cried as he moved back just when you was about to cum. He chuckled patting your hip and retreated as you twisted round questioning him. You growled when you was met with a smug grin.
"Come on love dinner should be ready we can talk about it later for now lets try to forget it hmm?" you grunted and moved your hand to your shorts fully intending on finishing yourself off but he caught it shaking his head
"I dont think so~ you stay just as you are and we can continue after dinner" you gapped at him. What? you had to sit like this for dinner, blushing you tugged the shorts out of your ass he wrapped you up in his arms again kissing the top of your head. You sighed casting one last glance at the screen. There was nothing you could do tonight he moved back to the kitchen to dish up and you removed your glasses placing them on the shelf at the pc.
After dinner you found yourself putting the dishes away. He hummed twisting his head watching as you bent over to the bottom cupboard putting the pan's away. He bit his lip watching your tiny shorts rise up high almost disappearing between your cheeks, they rose high enough that it was clear you had opted to forgo any panties today... Fuck your ass was perfect. He was actually annoyed over the fact that he couldn't fix your pc, he would have definietly held you to your word. He licked his lips groaning as the creamy skin of the bottom of your cheeks peaked from the floral cotton shorts. His dick twitched uncomfortably in his jeans still excited from earlier wanting to just shuck down the flimsy shorts and use your perfect little body, fuck you till his heart content. He smiled slyly and silently he moved behind you. You squeaked as you felt him press himself tight against your slit and tugged pulling you out of the cupboard moving you into a slow rocking dance sucking at your neck, hands moving across your hips to your waist pulling your top up as he went catching the underside of your wireless sports bra, you didn't resist as he pulled them both completely off dropping them to the floor.
"Clark? whats gotten into you?" all you got in response was a dark chuckle by your ear as he bit at it making your toes curl and your heart pick up. You tried turning to face him but he just hummed at you smoothing his heavy palms back down across your skin cupping and pinching your already hard nipples still swaying slowly then trailed them to your waist making you shiver.
"I remember someone saying they would make this weekend up to me after dinner~" you shivered at the teasing tone he used and tried turning to him once more. Only for him to hold your pebbled nipples using them to force you still and grinded his bulge up and down the crack of your ass.
"Yes but not in the kitchen!" he hummed then looked around and grinned.
"Why not? the only room we have left to christen~" his tone became low and reverberated through your chest making you groan as memories of all the different rooms you'd fucked in flashed through your mind. He was right kitchen and loft attic. You'd even fucked in the basement when trying to sort out the fuse box after a powercut. The old 'is that a torch in your pocket or are you happy to see me?' resulting in a quick fuck against the wall.
Before you knew what was what you were being sat on the dining table you blinked...How did he move so fast?. Clark cursed himself for letting his eagerness get the better of him but brushed it off, if he ignored it so would you. Hopefully. Before you could dwell on the movement he had pressed firmly against you, tugging your legs wide around him making you moan grinding against him. You were still wet and wanting from earlier and didn't want to waste time on foreplay now, squirming in your seat threw dinner had made you impatient. Too impatient.
He laughed as you grabbed a fist full of his hair tugging him down into a furious kiss trying to get your point across. He was quick to dominate your mouth he angled his head to kiss you deeper groaning irritated as the move made his glasses rub the bridge of his nose. Smiling you moved your hands up and pulled his glasses out of the way sliding them across the table. You took a moment to admire him, he was stunning you'll admit you loved him with them on, it gave him a shy and sweet nerdy vibe and made him less intimidating. But without them. My god he was breathtaking so fucking UGH! he looked like a sin itself and had the nerve to still have a boyish charm, that had your insides quivering each time he flashed a smug little grin. He had a face people would pay surgeons millions for and it was all natural! how the fuck?. You moved your hands to his face moving slow you rubbed the slight red on his nose where the glasses had rested, he smiled closeing his eyes as you did he always enjoyed your loving touches. He moved down to your face twisting down to devour your mouth again this time uninterrupted by the glasses. You grunted letting him do as he pleased with you even helping him when he shuffled moving his hands to the waist of your shorts, with a few quick tugs you were sitting but ass naked on the table. You felt him smirk into the kiss pulling back taking in the view of you panting, needy and stripped waiting to be ravished by him.
He moved fast shedding his clothes kicking his boxers off behind him then quickly tangled himself around you again bending one of your knees up placing one foot on the table beside you. Spreading you open for him, he swallowed as he saw your soaked center as much as he wanted to feast away at the puffy lips he was far to gone, his teasing eariler had him on the brink already he needed to be balls deep asap. He took the small steps towards you moving his hand probing at your wide open slit moving smearing your arousal across you, always checking before diving in he didn't want to hurt you. You screeched as he teased your boiling little bud, it felt ready to burst; you was ready to burst wanting nothing more then to fall apart at the seams around him. He moved closer still running the crown of his weeping cock across your center. Resting his forehead on yours watching with dark eyes as your mouth formed a perfect 'o' keening and mewling as he kept a fast pace on your clit moving from rolling and plucking the tight button then tapped it. You whined panting faster as his fingers toyed with you, moving you locked eyes with him. The heated gaze was what drove you into your first orgasm of the night, you loved when he watched you, it made you feel dirty and sexy. Your body froze arching up and quaking, shivering moaning high and broken. Just as you began to come down he moved to capture your cum on his cock running it across your spasming center dipping in slowly hissing as the heat scorched his swollen head."Best not let that go to waste huh babe?"you moaned loudly and bucked towards him unable to form words making him smirk watching you tremble as the small stimulation made your climax last longer your pussy fluttering trying to swallow him.
"F-FuUCK CL-CLark please please I..I can't wait oh-AHNO!...UGH-STOP te-teasing meeee" he chuckled against you pressing a chaste kiss to you then slowly he tilted himself before grunting thrusting into you making your give a strangled moan.
Tho you still struggled with his size and he had the internal struggle of holding himself back as not to use to much of his strength. You had both become more confident, he knew just how much you could take at once. He'd found that he wasn't the only one who enjoyed a bit of pain. You tried catching the breath he had just fucked out of you as he quickly forced himself into your tiny heat pressing the last of his cock into you, your body yielded accepting him slowly. You cried out as he finally settled himself.
"FUUCK! fuck babe your still so tight~ such a good girl for me so good...fucking waited all week for this, I hope your ready?~" you moaned at his words he held himself still gritting his teeth, he had to pull himself in taking a second to maintain his control lest he moved too hard and snap one of your bones or something. Finally he opened his eyes then with a deep breath pulled back and began a slow deliberate pace making sure to catch your swollen little bud on each upward thrust making you yelp and withered below him.
He always love the small little gasps you made, the way you tried keeping yourself quiet it always made it sweeter when he forced you to scream for him. Connecting his mouth to yours he swallowed your breathless pleas as he moved back and forth. You feel hot and prickly as your nerves ignited you felt yourself clenching him, muscles working overtime as he put your body through its paces yet still your wonton pussy was inviting him deeper ,fighting to spread your legs further for him. He smirked seeing the frustration in your eyes as you tried to open your legs further for him, he pulled you closer to the edge of the table making you fall back on and your foot slipped. His hand ceased your knee and held it high keeping you stretched out for him, once he was sure you were secure he moved faster groaning as your walls tensed clamping around him as he began to pound away faster and harder with jerking movements. You closed your eyes tears rolled down your face as he kept going driving you higher and higher making you body twitch and tense. You screeched as he moved one hand to your chest cupping and squeezing your breast then he pinched your nipple pulling making you arch up into him the movement let him sink further into you as he fucked himself right into your cervix; something that you now craved, you loved it feeling the tiny pop as he forced himself as far as he could go. The way as soon as he felt that happen he seemed to rut into you with renewed vigor, like a primal need to breed you overcame him. It always made you weak, pushing you into a lust fueld frenzy as you tried mtaching his pace.
"Fuck y/n uUGH SHIT fuck your so good SOOO FUCKING GOOD YESyes thats it....AGH CUM! Yesyesyes shit I-CAN haha YO-YOUR TRYING ARENT YOU?" He ground out and alternated between grinding harshly making sure to press his pelvic bone on your vulnerable clit, and fucking you beyond what you thought was humanly possible.
"I can feel it! UHHGG YES BABY FUCK! CUM CUM NOW!!" You Obeyed screaming out gripping the edge of the table and curled up towards him tense as he forces you into your climax you shook bringing up your other leg as you gyrated against him unable to control yourself.
"Fuck-OOOHHH GOOD CL-CLARK yesyesyesyes please dont-dont stop love dont stop AH!" you panted throwing your head back as he fucked you through your orgasm, he was quick to cup the back of your head so you wouldnt hurt yourself as you shattered around him. He wasnt far behind you, his own end was creeping up on him he could feel it in the way his balls tghtened, the way your body was cramping around him made his cock twitch. he movements became sloppy as he groaned louder and louder.
"Fuck...sh-SHIT BaBE I'M GOnna FUUUUUCK YES THATS IT TAKE IT!" you wept when he rutted up into you one final time. He swore feeling squeezing his eyes tight then bit his bottom lip as he felt his eyes warm the tell tale tingling of him loosing control again he held himself still tuckjngnhis chin tight to his chest willing himself to calm down as he filled you. You shivered as he released, finishing as deep inside you as he could get then he held still you lolled back you twitch feeling his thighs quivering against you. You moaned weakly feeling his hot cum shoot up into you and smiled at him reaching up for him. He sighed finally feeling the tingling in his yes recede then opened his eyes slowly looking down through halflidded eyes and smiled panting. He moved kissing your knee softly then nipped you winced at him grunting reaching for him, he chuckled seeing how fucked out you were and lowered his face kissing you deep it wasnt long as you were both still out of breath. You blushed running your hands across him making him shudder as your nails tickled his sides. . He moved over you his hands molding to your sides tucking his head into your chest breathing you in ,you blinked tiredly moving to draw over his back he moaned and relaxed groaning out.
"I love you woman" you moved and racked a hand through his hair scratching his scalp making him groan contently. You poked his cheek and held out his glasses to him with the other.
"I love you to baby...come on up" you said patting him he grunted and moved to stand and carfully dislodged himself from you making you wince.
You tried to jump down and ended up yelping curling over holding your lower tummy. Although you may have both gotten used to sex and always enjoyed it, you still had light pain afterwards much to clarks regret. He looked down sympathetically
"Babe?" You waved him off and slowly stood straight resting one hand on his chest as he crowded you you whined taking a step which made him frown. This was what he hated about your size difference the hour or so of pain you endured after. He scooped you up making his way tothe stairs muttering apologies which you scoffed at, he moved to the bathroom medicine cabinet and pulled out some paracetamol offering you two. You took them quickly as he turned running you a bath. You sighed watching him fuss over you placing a towel on the heated rack for whennyou bet out and he added your favourite bubble bath to the water. He stopped leaning on the tub beside you.
"Im sorry, I try not to get carried away" you rolled your eyes
"I wouldn't have it any other way clark, I love you,I love our sex life! And besides its not as bad now as it was...we just have to keep at it....Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world now would it?" He smiled at that then placed you in the water sitting on the floor beside you. You giggled when he hissed as his naked ass touched the cool tiled floor.
"You know you could probably just squeez in with me~" he gave you a pout.
"Okay maybe not....we should get a bigger tub, a deeper one. One that covers my knees and tits!" He bellowed a laugh at that and nodded.
"I will put it on my to do list..really I've got to get some tools around here and make a start" you moved around the tub grabbing an exfoliating mit soaking and wringing it then began washing yourself.
"You got a wash cloth in there babe?" You looked at him seeing him staring at his glistening cock.
"What not do not tell me you have been using these ones? Clark? These are used on my face!" You gasped at him he just blinked at you
"I rinse them after" you sputtered at him.
"No! fucking get a new one from under the sink...The black one use the black one for that I don't want your cum on my fa- NOT A FUCKING WORD!" He snorted raising an eyebrow chuckling at your bright red cheeks and quickly got up fetching a new black cloth from under the sink and stood infront of it washing himself off still laughing out of the side of his mouth shaking his head.
"Any way what do you need tools for I'm not letting you change the bath over if thats what your getting at" you said moving to wash down your now soft legs. He kept his back to you but turned his head still wiping himself down.
"No I wont touch the plumbing, but the barn needs to be painted, theres a few loose boards on the back of the house and some tiles on the roof are missing, you also mentioned wanting a few planters out the back and a patio which would be nice for the summer then we can decorate our room-" he froze and blinked cutting himself off and took a breath.
"Y/n I'm sorry its just I'm so comfortable here and I forget this-" you cut him off as he tried to backtrack his own self consciousness rearing its ugly little head.
"So what did you have in mind for our room?" He looked at you stunned for a second trying to process what you said.
"You don't- I mean its not my house so" you frowned turning to him
"Look at me dumbass...My home is your home, you might not be here full time but its still your home. I thought I made that clear when I gave you the key. If I didn't then I'm sorry but I am now. Clark I'm in this for the long haul and I can see us making a life here together so why not have your input on the decorating we have lots of rooms to do as you can see I have only done the kitchen, hall and living room.. The living room isn't even finished and don't get me started on the garden" he stood speechless he hadn't thought you felt like that, sure he stayed here and had made himself at home, he treated it like a home but for you to say it...It warmed his heart honestly standing there now he could see it, in years to come living here full time with a small army of your kids running... flying about the place between here and their grandma's house across the way.
"So what did you think about doing in the bed room I want to keep the paneling but lighten it up...make it fun you know? that dark wood is horrendous"
"Well I thought of keeping the wooden panels repainting them white to match the floor and on the wall above it having a really bright vibrant wallpaper like something tropical like the parrot wallpaper or just palms" You smiled nodding it was pretty much what you wanted but you was going to paint the wall above teal.
"I like the idea of the parrots that would be really nice we could have a tropical theme" he stood there grinning unsure of what to do with himself he was still reeling from the revelation that this house had become his home in such a short space of time and it truly was they always did say home was where the heart is he definitely understood what they meant now, his own apartment seemed empty just bricks and mortar.
He was kicking himself in a way, if he told you he was superman he could come home whenever he liked! Hell he would make the move and stay here full time tomorrow if he could, its not like travelling to work was going to be a problem. But no he decided he would wait until at least six months had past just to air on the side of caution unless something happened where he had no choice but to reveal himself to save your life, which reminds him he did want to let the league know who you were soon so they could watch out for you just like you were all doing with Bruces new girlfriend and her little brother. He jumped pulled out of his thought by you waving your arms around infront of his face.
"Ah sorry love what was you saying I spaced out a bit there" you nodded giggling at him he really had.
"Welcome back...I asked if you wanted to jump in after me? Im almost done" he shook his head at you
"No I'm all sorted for now will have a shower when I get back tonight. Now you stay up here and get ready for bed we can watch tv for a while before I have to leave. I will go and clean up downstairs and get you a wheat cushion" You moved your head from side to side contemplating
"Actually I was hoping to come back with you...Im going to have a few weeks off now before I have to start writing again so thought I could stay with you for a bit" his face lit up at the prospect of having you with him for a few weeks
"That would be great! We can get you a new computer...maybe a laptop would be better either way there's bound to be better deals in metopolis then you can get used to it by the time you have to start work again" you smiled nodding.
"Sounds like a plan what time is your train"
"Six fifteen we should be at the apartment by nine thirty" you nodded that gives you around two hours to pack a bag and get ready. He leaned over giving you one last kiss then left. You stared through the open door as he made his way to the bedroom, watching his pert ass as he moved you pouted knowing he was going to go throw on some clothes,it was a shame he had to cover that glorious ass. Once he was out of sight you laid back in the tub you couldn't wait to spend a few weeks with him and then to come home and start turning this house a home for the both of you.
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okay this is the second one @hotdustyroads tagged me in... kisses
nicknames: usually just raph... portuguese-speakers have been knows to go for rafa. that's it i cannot change this
zodiac: pisces sun aquarius rising virgo moon. aries venus if that helps you understand
height: 5'9. medium af
last movie: okay it's still the new james bond unfortunately
last thing i googled: "in a lonely place dorothy hughes bestellen"
fave musician(s): many such cases
song stuck in my head: well i'm listening to sawdust & diamonds rn but the last one was johanna from sweeney todd :( i'll steall you johanna i will take to the grave your precious long face
other blogs: i had a sideblog for posting about musical stuff as a teenager and two for teen poetry (i dont know why two). i had a secret supernatural sideblog while my groupchat was talking about it a lot but it made me irrationally upset at people so i had to stop. live love laugh
blogs following: okay. well. 1248 but i may have to actually start unfollowing people some time. i've had this blog since i was 13
amount of sleep: i don't know i don't like doing the maths... okay amounts
lucky number: this is hard but when i am working i always choose even numbers for time stamps. so maybe even numbers
what i’m wearing: black jeans, light grey jumper with a picture of roseville bridge on it, little orange-yellow crop underneath so it goes over my collar and keeps my neck warm. will be wearing my denim jacket out for dinner at my mother's podcast co-host's place
dream job: okay i like movies but theatre director if we are being honest. no i've never done anything remotely like it
dream trip: i've just been on two trips in a row i've had enough for a while. doing drugs in new york or something idk i don't have it in me right now
fave foods: roast potato
play an instrument: piano but not for ages
languages: english, german, "spanish", "latin", and i technically learned ancient greek but i fear that's all gone
fave songs: this is hard :( non-exhausively ezekiel 7 by the mountain goats. farmer in the city by scott walker. professional widow by tori amos. aprés moi by regina spektor. hood by perfume genius... many more. check out my spotify if you have the chance
random fact about me: i used to be so into stop-motion animation i made my own little plasticine people and gave them to my parents and neighbours and such
describe yourself using aesthetic things: "bottle blond" has to be enough here
not tagging anyone bc i just did two in a row. everyone is tagged <3
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