#Crash with the turkeys. Birds'll keep ya warm enough | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mortuarywriting · 10 months ago

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Thinking dumb thoughts as I rotate another game in my head like a rotisserie chicken but like.

If it was ever a case of domesticity with the 141 lads and like you were gonna raise egg laying farm animals? Chickens are cute but you'd need accuracy by volume for how big these guys are.

Get some fuckin turkeys or maybe geese. Geese are great if you need extra guard dogs for when the lads are out.

Dunno I just think the egg consumption amounts of these guys gotta be somethin else. While turkeys take longer to get to laying if the guys are out and you've got time to collect eggs? Jesus they'll be set.

#This post brought to you by the fact I love farm turkeys because they're ridiculous #Bitches fluff up but you run a hand down their back and they deflate. They're so cute #Plus they're very warm if the guy gets home from a mission too late and the house is locked up like you're taught #Crash with the turkeys. Birds'll keep ya warm enough #Anyway I'm still waking up and had dumb farm thoughts(tm)#Probably a bit safer from being grabbed by owls on average too. Can't tell you how many people I know whose chicks were in real owl danger #Use chicken wire for a reason yall

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