#Craig Pass

[idevourglass]

The Coon and Friends are finished!!! Now I've got to work on The Freedom Pals!!!

[up-side-in-side-out]

What would the other hero Popsicles flavors be? (For the universe swap fic)

Funny you ask, me and my sister actually wrote a document out about that haha! Here you go :-)

[drawermary]

It took me a while but my South Park Fractured but whole big fan art is done I really enjoyed the game and felt like drawing everyone I'm really proud how this came out enjoy!

[smashorpass50plus]

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz.

[possum-socks]

This wont make sense to anyone else but enjoy your freak tweek tweak beating the shit out of mine and @willsdad’s oc’s- donnie (black hair) and wren (stupid) and proceeding to blow chunks everywhere because he got kicked in the gut and now him tummy hurt…🥺

Tweek would have 100% murdered donnie if it weren’t for the induced vomit

The art is all done by @willsdad go follow her for other neat stuff!!! Now! Do it now. !!!

[feath-r-hopper]

he's heard a lot about you, mr jenson

[nepotismbabyy]

the episode being titled when we are in need and the banner saying when we are in need he shall provide and Ellie being in need and Joel being there at the most unlikely time when all she needed was him I’m unwell I’m dizzy I’m passing out

[pheonix-inside]

In my solo survival world in Minecraft, I have three roommates. Two zombie piglins, Fred and Bob, and a swamp villager named Craig. Craig has a pet chicken who I've named "Craig's Cock."

Oh yeah and Bob's boyfriend, an enderman named steve. But he hates me so I don't count him as my roommate. I don't like him.

[falloutnewnobody]

its a good thing mitski doesnt exist in the fnv universe because craigory boone would hear 30 seconds of Francis Forever or I Bet on Losing Dogs and spontaneously combust send post

[fiiiiin]

What the literal hell

[boxwinebaddie]

How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?

oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.

*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!

( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )

kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!

yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )

but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."

Love :(

he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.

he winces. hard.

he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"

cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"

ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"

kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going

"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"

stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"

*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!

*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*

speaking of...

he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...

gently grasps ravenstan's face

KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

and says

and i quote...

"Te amo." <3

AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')

-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style

[crushedcoffeecups]

most unrealistic part of south park is that none of the students were ever forced to take their hats off inside

[handlebarbs-helmet]

I FEEL SICK I AM SCREAMING SO HARD I WANNA CRY VIOLENTLY AND RUN AWAY TO THE MOUNTAINS I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE

rant under the cut

OH MY GOD DILLARDDDD 😭😭😭 I MISSED HIM SO MUCH I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE DILLARD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ,,,,,, HE LOOKS SO CUTE GOODBYE I CANNOT DO TGIS

HaNDLEBARB LOOKS ADORABLE I MISSED MY GIRL SO MUCH I LOVE HWR GOODBYE GUYS I AM DEAD I AM GOING TO DIE sHES THE SILLIEST EVER

TTTTTOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SO SILLY .. THE TOMATONER EVRR

[smashorpass50plus]

Hi!!!! Pls add Daniel Craig!!! (I watched No Time to Die two times and I cried both times at the end it's just how could bond die???😭😭😭 )

[benoits-neckerchieves]

My brain every 2 seconds