#Coz Baby Mama and child count 4 & 5 (I know he buyin' diapers)
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Uncle Jim... couldn’t be me. All these foster kids he gotta take care of... including his man. The Thailand government owes him checks. He gotta take care of his sisters child, she’s busy hoeing with limited profit (Been gone most of her child’s life, could have been married 3 times over with dead husbands, nothing to show for her work.) Now, coz coz gets his lil’ girlfriend pregnant Uncle Jim is at the pawn shop to do right, it ain’t his seed. His man, college graduate, a professional is at his door, homeless. That grill gate needs a security camera, Medeco lock, and a password. Should’ve called the show Moonlight Beer cause every time he’s stressed he gotta drink... The man can’t even light up a cigarette, it’s not cause of “bad influence “ either, it’s a habit he can’t afford to have cause he’s busy bailing out everyone. All the people that used this poor man... outside of his family as well. Change your name from Uncle Jim to Stranger Jim and buy that one way ticket to anywhere... solo. Jim your man is cute but you need rejuvenation time alone...
#moonlight chicken#I love the love story but run Uncle Jim#RUN#This man is the Red Cross and United Nations#Spoilers#BL series#poor uncle jim#Bless his heart for all he does#His nephew count 1 rude as hell#His sister count 2 I know he's bailed her out many times#Coz Coz count 3#Coz Baby Mama and child count 4 & 5 (I know he buyin' diapers)#Homeless boyfriend count 6#Dead ex boyfriend count 7 (left him to run business alone)#Dead ex boyfriend parents count 8 & 9 (Stole his money his half)#Greedy Landlord not paying for meals count 10#Current boyfriends ex man who hates you count 11 (cab chaperone)#Kaipa count 12... yes I'm counting crying on his shoulders in mourning#Nephews boyfriend count 13... The liquor lie that caused stress#I'm coming for everybody... Set Uncle Jim Free Damn It...#MethodToMyMadnessYemme
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