#Conquering the realm by spreading my fat body mass until I'm the entire landscape and planet

[eddybelly]

At the top of (the) Dragon Mountain

Your adventuring party needs an audience with a powerful dragon for whatever quest is going on. You find a large polar kobold and ask if they can guide you and our party to the dragon of Dragon Mountain, as it is the lair of one of the strongest dragon in the realm. The kobold giggles and corrects you, "Heh, you mean meet the dragon mountain!" shrugging it off as just a Kobold Thing™. As you climb up the largest mountain in the realm, which happens to feel very soft (probably the snow from the never ending snowfalls and blizzards), you finally reach the top, finally meeting the dragon... the literal Dragon Mountain. I hope you had a proper offering... like a borger or a cauldron of mac and cheese. Self-care art, self-indulgent art. Just in mood to be massively fat.

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