#Collinsport always needs a Josette and a Jeremiah and a Barnabas and GUESS WHAT. you've been assigned your roles. you're going to die.
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tortoisesshells · 9 months ago
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#this is lies. we made it up. but look at them! aren't they just darling!#thank you 60's daytime television.#this is my unethical polycule. the nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
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#because a woman in possession of josette's (& laura's) locket; of an adventuring‚ prosperous husband who builds her a home in collinsport;#of a vampire-coded boyfriend also in love with her but doomed chiefly to yearning and the occasional bite;#of a foretold fate of falling from the cliffside; and on top of all that is a brunette – well‚ she must be josette. (via @widowshill)
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— I couldn't care less about your future. — Well, you'd better care, because you're part of it, and so is your wife.
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