#Clari: I'mma open a Fae fight school

[tmrrwppl]

“I will admit, I was blinded by lies and have seen the light of the terrible fairy truth!”

"Okay but real talk, they really can't fight, they just use the magic binding of their laws to win. Get them out of their house and be nice while you kick their ass, it beats their law of hospitality and politeness. An above average 6 year old with a studded belt could probably take them on. They really don't like iron or anything that looks like it."