#Clanner

[outofcontrolswingingship]

The bbiggest shock for me with MW:5 Clans is that 'quiaff' is two syllables and not one.

I couldn't have been the only one pronouncing is wrong quiaff?

[mortallyminiaturewerewolf]

Yet More Battlemechs

5 more mechs, this time a Fire Star for Clan Wolf. Left to right we got a Locust, Warhawk, Pouncer, Archer and my favourite mech of all time the wonderful Timber Wolf. Just a perfect lil guy. Anyways these goofy goobers were inspired by the Mech Warrior 2 art and overall I'm pretty happy with them. I still gotta weather them and paint the cockpit. I might also redo some of the numbers too cause they're wonky but I'd call these ready to see the table.

[killer-orca-cosplay]

Taurian Power Word: Smite Clanner

Pronounced: y'all'd've

[feybeasts]

victorious in the Trial of Possession ⁽ˢᵗᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ˢʰᵒᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵃʳᵗ⁾

putting this into the world to try to manifest the art I cannot in my post-work state produce:

Howell trotting victoriously on all fours with the spoils of their Trial of Possession (it is an absolute Fuckton Of Slim Jims) in their mouth like a dead possum

[karriethemechtech]

I have to be honest, I’m a little bit disappointed in the other Periphery folks on deploy here. We’re no more Spheroids than the Clanners are, if you refuse to acknowledge them as such—it would do you all well to remember that.

We’ve still got a job to do.

[pennzance]

"Would you care to explain this to me, lieutenant?"

"Sir, I clearly told the techs that my camo scheme was to match the rest of the unit for the ceremony. It is not my fault if they cannot tell their tops from their bottoms."

"... you were an asshole to them, weren't you?"

"I addressed them as befits the respect due their station, sir."

"Wow. Okay, new rule, YOU don't get to talk to the support staff anymore. I know this is all still new to you, but these are the people that reload our ammo and replace our armor, and they are JUST AS IMPORTANT as those of us who drive the actual mechs."

"With respect, sir, techs are and always will be a lower caste than warriors, and that is a fa-*"

"I knew this kid was going to be trouble. Too much Clanner in him. Rawkins, don't think I didn't see you sneaking up on him with that wrench! I laid him out on the deck so you wouldn't brain him. Drag this idiot to med bay and then repaint his damn mech! The blue goes on the bottom, the green on the top, please."

"-wha... what happun..?"

"Oh, wow, you recover fast for a boy whose head just bounced off the gantry. You were hit with a sudden case of stuperiority. Don't worry, the symptoms tend to go away if you learn your fucking manners."

[lifeserieswarriors]

bullfrog / bigbst4tz

[horizonclan]

I DIDNT REALIZE SOMEONE ALREADY TOOK THE NAME HORIZONCLAN. SHITTTTT HHH HI?

Hello!! I don't mind, really! I know there's a Dawnclan out there who i follow and our neighbour is called Dawnclan!

Feel free to also be called Horizonclan lol, i don't mind! :]

[matrim-cauthons-hat]

thanks to some advise from @agbpaints i could finally get a start on my Ghost Bears. I just started off with the Nova cos ive never done any dry brushing before and figured if i was gonna screw it up i might as will be on the clan mech i like the least, and i learned that i needed to be way more liberal with my application of white paint.

The Warhawks are in the primary config with 4x ER PPCs and an LRM-10, and in the C config with 2x ER PPCs, 2x Large Pulse Lasers, and a Flamethrower, and honestly, i wish there were more mechs available in their alt configurations, like the catapult with PPCs instead of LRMs, but alas, im gonna have to kit bash that myself aint i?

[doolallymagpie]

bobbie: everyone grunts over the radio, am i the only mechwarrior around here who knows proper comm etiquette? fucking hell

[outofcontrolswingingship]

It is common knowledge

that the Clans despise the use of contractions.

How they bastardize the English language or something similar.

I had a thought though. Now do not get me to lying, but 'ain't' is nearly not accepted in the regular spoken word.

So I cannot imagine a Clanner hearing ain't provokes anything but a violent response.

It would only spell doom to the speaker, surely.

[agbpaints]

Last minis of the year! I've painted more mechs, this time a full direct fire lance of some of the hottest inner sphere mechs out there.

Skeletor was a lot of fun but I think I'm tied for favorites between the THICC BOI Marauder II and the three armed menace that is the Orion

[wickedlittlecritta]

due to the nature of my writing process i don't like to post stuff until it's completely done, but i am working on my extremely self indulgent fic that's a prequel to a table top game that ended early

and i think i'm very funny

[necromanticowboy]

So I missed it yesterday but I don’t think anyone gives a fuck either way so

Happy Tukayyid day

[bhikshu]

No, little bird! Don't cheer for daddy he's a filthy Clanner SRM spammer!

My new favourite video on the internet

[karriethemechtech]

I can’t respond to them all at once so I’ll put it here, but thank you from all you folks on the chatterweb who reached out with offers of employment. It’s—really nice actually that I managed to make a good impression like that on so many of you folks.

I’ll have to consider my options, but I’ll probably pick one of those offers up eventually. Truth be told Outreach is slow as hell since the Capellans took over, and doing contractor maintenance on their weapons of war kinda sucks.

But seriously. You’ve all been really kind here. Means a lot to a periphery rat like me.