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11 stories from 2017 to remind us all that animals are getting smarter and committing more crimes

In the midst of all the intensely bad, unpredictable, and endless days of 2017, there remains one reliable, universal constant: animals will get in trouble with the police and it will always be very thrilling.

From the "Brooklyn cow" who captivated our hearts to "stuck raccoon" and every huge lost hog in between, the year has been full of animals behaving badly. 

Let these stories be a reminder to you: stay vigilant. The animals are getting smarter, and learning how to do more crimes every day.

SEE ALSO: Crap, I forgot to get furious about the Starbucks holiday cup this year

Join me, won't you, on this look back at the best animal crimes of the year.

1. Public Group Shitting: This flock of 70 turkeys in Oregon

Image: Shutterstock / Tom Reichner

If you have not yet had the pleasure of researching this mob of turkeys who take huge dumps everywhere, please find the time. Pilot Rock, Oregon has roughly one turkey for every 22 residents, and those residents are desperate to get rid of them. Why? Because they eat everything and they poop all over the cars.

"No matter what we do, we're never going to get rid of all of them," said one official, as the sky darkened and a thunderous gobble rose in the distance.

2. Felony Reckless Evading: This bull in Brooklyn

if you're hearing helicopters over Prospect Park it's because this brown cow is loose on the Parade Grounds soccer fields! I'M ON COW WATCH pic.twitter.com/kNuKYueylW

— Rachel Holliday Smith (@rachelholliday) October 17, 2017

All this runaway cow wants to do is play on the sports field pic.twitter.com/C0YEnzwyWr

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 17, 2017

The 650-pound Prospect Park Cow-Who-Turned-Out-To-Be-A-Bull captured the attention of roughly 15,000 media outlets this October, and for good reason: he escaped a slaughterhouse and had a beautiful Harrison Bergeron-esque public expression of his freedom. He did this, of course, by trotting around Prospect Park.

The bull's lawless actions drew the attention of the lawman, and he was eventually rounded up by the police. There was a better ending for this heroic giant, though. The bull is currently living in a New Jersey sanctuary and was described by officials there as a "wild man."

3. Joyriding/Unlawful Pooping In A Car: This bear from Colorado

Image: Shutterstock / Kachalkina Veronika

For all the distressing moments of this year, the following sentence IS true. At some point a large adult bear broke into a human car, put that car in neutral, crashed that car, and then pooped in it before disappearing into the night.

4. Arson: This tortoise named Bits

Image: Shutterstock / Liz Glasco

Arson is very wrong, but naming your tortoise Bits is very right, which means there's no morally "correct" take on this case. The details, however, are as follows. A tortoise (Bits) knocked over its warming lamp (in a fit of rage) and started a fire that spread to a neighboring home. This fire caused roughly $150,000 in damage. 

Turtles are doing arson now, and we must not allow this to become normal.

5. Loitering/Trespassing: This huge friggin' hog from Alabama

Image: FACEBOOK/ANGELA RENA VIA STORYFUL

Reports of a big ass hog loose in an Alabama town SHOCKED the people who pay attention to that kind of thing back in October. Why? Because this hog was BIG, folks.

Look at this thing!

Image: FACEBOOK/ANGELA RENA VIA STORYFUL

Hogs like this are not meant for the suburbs, folks. And YET?? Here they are. Wake up.

6. Illegal Tampering With Sewer: This raccoon

Image: CITY OF ZION POLICE DEPARTMENT FACEBOOK

I, for one, have been saying for years that the raccoons are planning something and they are doing it in our sewer system. This one in Illinois just happened to get caught red handed.

Stay the HELL out of our sewers, raccoons, or meet the swift, forceful boot of the law.

7. Disorderly Conduct/Indecent Exposure: This big iguana

Stuart Police apprehend suspicious Iguana hiding from authorities at a local downtown restaurant. This guy has been able elude officers for a few days and sightings of him resulted in an “Iguanahunt” leaving officers empty handed. Finally he was safely taken into custody. pic.twitter.com/24siEy5pK3

— Stuart Police Dept. (@cityofstuart) October 16, 2017

Thank God police were able to arrest this Florida lizard before he did a bunch of lizard stuff. We aren't sure what he was doing, exactly, but he is an iguana and the police arrested him.

8. Shoplifting: This bird

Seagull's steal a lot — they are the criminals of the sky — everyone knows this. But now they are stealing from our BUSINESSES. This seagull Inside Job happened in England this September and I haven't stopped calling the local precinct to see what they plan to do about it since.

9. Breaking and Not Entering: This goat

Colorado office workers assumed their workplace had been burgled, only to find upon security camera inspection that some anarchist goat did it out of a hate for capitalism.

10. Attempted Murder: This tiny dog with a knife named Charlie

This dog Charlie came after his owner with a KNIFE.

11. Mail Tampering: This bastard crow Canuck

Canuck the Canadian crow might have almost 100,000 Facebook fans, but he reportedly stopped a handful of people from receiving their mail for months after repeatedly attacking a postal worker.

Also, why is he holding nails here? What the HELL is going on with the animals?

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At last, we can all rest easy knowing this iguana has been arrested

Take a deep breath, folks. Feel that? That’s relief. The nightmare is over. This one iguana is finally in jail.

Florida’s Stuart Police Department has, at long last, captured this one iguana that they’ve been looking for.

SEE ALSO: Iguana, who answers to no man, wreaks havoc at the Miami Open tennis tournament

According to their social media channels, Stuart Police have been on an “Iguanahunt” for the big iguana for “a few days,” following several sightings. On Oct. 16, the bastard was spotted at an outdoor restaurant and finally taken down for whatever he did. 

Stuart Police apprehend suspicious Iguana hiding from authorities at a local downtown restaurant. This guy has been able elude officers for a few days and sightings of him resulted in an “Iguanahunt” leaving officers empty handed. Finally he was safely taken into custodyhttp://pic.twitter.com/24siEy5pK3

— Stuart Police Dept. (@cityofstuart) October 16, 2017 Read more…

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At last, we can all rest easy knowing this iguana has been arrested

Take a deep breath, folks. Feel that? That's relief. The nightmare is over. This one iguana is finally in jail.

Florida’s Stuart Police Department has, at long last, captured this one iguana that they've been looking for.

SEE ALSO: Iguana, who answers to no man, wreaks havoc at the Miami Open tennis tournament

According to their social media channels, Stuart Police have been on an "Iguanahunt" for the big iguana for "a few days," following several sightings. On Oct. 16, the bastard was spotted at an outdoor restaurant and finally taken down for whatever he did. 

Stuart Police apprehend suspicious Iguana hiding from authorities at a local downtown restaurant. This guy has been able elude officers for a few days and sightings of him resulted in an “Iguanahunt” leaving officers empty handed. Finally he was safely taken into custody. pic.twitter.com/24siEy5pK3

— Stuart Police Dept. (@cityofstuart) October 16, 2017

We do not know what the iguana did that would warrant it time in a human jail, but we are sure it was bad. Thank you, Stuart Police, for apprehending this big lizard.

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