#Choose our destiny.

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

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also i love corey so much 💀 “you get a screenshot of our google sheet”

[daily-dose-of-joey-richter]

the tinlightenment world tour kickstarter is less than $2k away from $80k and when they get to $80k, TCB will do a choose our destiny rewatch livestream! let’s make it happen 🙏🙏🙏

here’s your daily dose of joey richter for today ❤️ it’s owen from spies are forever (it’s a musical, it’s about spies)

[tincan-tophat]

Tin Can Bros but it’s just the ✨Homoeroticism✨

[awigglycultist]

BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS

[natashasbitxh]

me when tcb's choose our destiny

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[jamieontheroof]

these two photos are the same

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Jingliu

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

choose our destiny is one of the funniest things to come from starcanwrecked but nobody talks about it

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[sleepboysummer]

every choose our destiny episode has at least half of these

- lauren doesnt want to do the prompt

- ashley gets named ashley

- corey gets bullied

- either ashley or joey falls in love with brian

- lauren hides in the background

- ashley has a feminist monologue

- brian does something stupid in the background during the intro and/or outro

- lauren forgets her scene partner's name

- somebodys mic blows out

- corey dies

- lauren uses that one high pitched character voice

- ashley breaks character at least 100 times

- someone laughs at a stupid name

- brian saves the story from going off the rails/ picks back up after everyone forgot to use a prompt

- joey and ashley's characters are absolute assholes

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

My fiancé! You have caught me sitting on another man! But don't worry--I merely thought he was a couch! 😇

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

Remember we are just $4315 away from unlocking a CHOOSE OUR DESTINY REWATCH STREAM!! They watched an episode on patreon a while ago and it is so damn funny watching them watch something they have no memory of

[usagiitsukii]

I love Choose our Destiny so much and I'm planning on animating the... entirety of sleepover slasher. I'm not going to be okay. But here are the designs for Helen, Cassandra, Becky and Deborah.

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

LIVE NOW!!

Joey, Corey, Brian, Lauren, Ashley, and Daniel rewatch Choose Our Destiny Ep 13; oBITCHuary

[thefirstknife]

Robert Brookes saying we can't ally with the Lucent Brood is extra weird because we've had explicit confirmation this season that Caiatl's forces include soldiers who sacked the City. And House Light has the Spider and Namrask! Why include the sympathetic moments in the Lucent Hive lorebook (bonding with Ghosts, refusing to fire on a Guardian) if they're irredeemably evil?

He never said they're irredeemable. Because they're not! They're all redeemable, but they have to WANT to change and choose to change.

There's also a difference between random soldiers (who may have been coerced or felt that they had no choice but to participate in a sacking while they served a previous leader) and actual commanders who ordered the sacking. A lot of Caiatl's forces are soldiers who explicitly defected to her, because they chose to do so. A lot of soldiers didn't defect or did and then changed their minds (especially after Caiatl welcomed Saladin to her fleet) so they left Caiatl. It's complicated!

Namrask also chose to change. His lore book is very directly about him removing himself from his previous self and conquests and wishing to be a simple weaver who helps people. Spider is a bit more complicated, but Spider was never really a conqueror of any kind and was friendly with humans when he needed us. He's an opportunist and he harmed more Eliksni than us, so that on the Eliksni to deal with and forgive. And on Crow and Glint (which as we've seen isn't happening any time soon).

The same applies to the Hive; individual Hive, especially Lucent Hive, can absolutely choose to defect from Savathun or even Xivu Arath and join us and they would be welcomed. It would still be a tough conversation to have and not everyone is obliged to forgive them over night, but they're individuals that were forced to follow leaders they may disagree with. I'm sure they would be welcomed and treated fairly, though not without underlying issues. Accepting the Eliksni also didn't happen over night.

Either way, it's about choice. If someone chooses to change, they're welcomed to get their second chance. This has been a fairly consistent theme in Destiny. Savathun has yet to make that choice. Simply having the Light didn't give it to her automatically; the choice has to be made by her. And then it's a long path to making amends, as per what Brookes actually said.

[awigglycultist]

I FUCKING FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY EASTERMMMM OMG IT'S NO LONGER EASTER FOR ME BUT HAPPY EASTERMMMM TO ALL WHO IT KST STILL EASTER FOR HOPE YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO NOT DIE

[tincan-tophat]

I HAVE A BIG BROTHER, HIS NAME IS PAT

HE USED TO WEAR

A SHIRT

AND PANTS

(AND SOMETIMES) A HAT

BUT THEN HE WENT STREAKING AND SOME BUMS CALLED HIM A BITCH

BUT NOW HE’S GOT A CERTAIN SCRATCH HE JUST CAN’T ITCH

IT’S CALLED MURDERING PEOPLE!!!!