#Cbat can make climate change go away

[fastleopard1521]

quotes from HXT3

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about Cbat, you little anti-cbater? I’ll have you know I fucked a girl for 2 years to Cbat, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fuck ups, and I have over 300 confirmed fuck ups. I am trained in r/tifu post-making and I’m the top fucker to Cbat in all of r/tifu. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will the fuck out of you to Cbat in a way which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Tyler Life and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you dratc. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred thirty (nice) ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fucking, but I have access to the entire TIFU subreddit and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over you to Cbat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

"Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat."