#Cause I need this SO BADLYYYY

[rosicheeks]

🫣

[rodolfoparras]

Sprained my knee due to sliding on ice and GOOODD i need old man price to take care of me so badlyyyy *grips the table with my molars*

Pairing: John Price x Male Reader

Cw: suggestive, 18+

Price would never admit it but he’s genuinely scared of losing you. All his life he’s spent fighting without a real cause and when you came into his life he found a solid reason to stick around. Losing you would send him spiraling

So every injury you get, every cold you endure, he’s glued to your hip, attentive to your every need. especially when you waddle through the door, knee bandaged up with crutches supporting your form.

“What happened?” He says, pale in the face while wrapping a strong arm around your waist.

“Just a small accident, nothing too serious” you say, trying to ignore the throbbing pain as to not worry him any further.

“Nothing serious huh?” He scoffs in response, as helps you sit down on the couch.

“John I really mean it”

“Who patched you up?” He ignores your words, and kneels on the ground to get a better look at the wound.

“Hm? Oh Vincet did”

“Did he use anti septic?” He says calloused thumb carefully brushing over your bandaged knee.

“John it didn’t bleed”

“Doesn’t matter” he grunts out, still carefully gauging your knee “It’s swollen. Did he ice it before he wrapped it up?”

“Yes” you say with a fond smile on your face, eyes rolling slightly at his dramatic behavior.

“Fuck me I knew I should’ve gone with you,”

“Nothing you could’ve done about it” you say with a shrug, fingers fondly carding through his hair.

Price mutters something under his breath, eyes still glued to your injured leg.

“You worry too much you know?”

“How could I not? Didn’t you almost spend 4 days in medevac last week and before that your arm was in a sling and didn’t you and gaz -“

“Okay I get it” you say, swiftly cutting him off in his rant.

“Point is I have plenty reasons to worry kid, “

“Alright you got a point, but really I’m fine,just a small sprain, nothing serious,”

A scoff in response is all you get from him before he’s placing a kiss on your leg “going to give me a head full of grays,”

“Don’t you already have that?” You say playfully but he doesn’t respond. Instead he continues to place kisses on your leg, working his way from the top of your injured knee down to the sole of your foot.

“John” you croak out, feeling blood pool to your lower half.

“Hm?” Is all he says, looking at you with eyes half lidded as he continues to place kisses along your leg.

“Get over here” you croak out, leaning back onto the sofa to make room for the older man.

“But your knee-“

“Fuck, don’t care just come here please”

[warnadudenexttime]

Ok here’s my personal rewrite on “the sides have a nice day” video

DISCLAIMER: if you infact like that video, that’s so real, so valid, good for you, I’m just here to change it a lil into something I think makes more sense/fits the characters better-

I think the premise is fine, but the execution is ehhhh- like look, I’ll keep the original spirit of the video and keep the big 3 inside it cause I know thomas likes them. So I’ll keep logicality then prinxiety then demus. Thumbs up? HWJAJSJ

I think the part of the video that probably needs the smallest tweaking is the first portion with Logan and Patton. It’s fine enough, Patton wanting to do something nice for Logan? Makes perfect sense, dude loves Logan. But the explanation as to why Patton is accidentally ruining Logan’s like- fun day experience? Is like, bro you’re SHJSJSS really running with innocent stupid doe eye���d Patton characterization rn huh?

Consider this instead, so instead of Patton was stupid “oh I didn’t realize the videos were just edited together! That’s why they went super fast!” Just say he was really excited to see Logan enjoying things, he got caught up in his excitement/feelings. Like to just say, oh he’s dumb and didn’t notice at all lol hurts- cause we know Patton is really emotionally intelligent and he would be able to notice at least after a while. So have Logan stop him, and Patton apologize and realize he just let his emotions cloud his goal of giving Logan a nice day. Ok good.

Next one. So, Virgil is giving Roman a good day, I get why- you know. You wanna push that new Roman and Virgil hating Janus friendship. But this whole section makes Virgil look like the biggest a**hole HEJAJSJ- like he’s making Roman uncomfortable or scared throughout it all and he doesn’t notice until the end where Roman basically self projects and is really sad HEJAJSJ I understand you wanted this to be an opportunity for Roman to feel better- or the comedy that is Roman reacting to Virgil sucking at being… a good friend- but consider this!

Roman sees that Patton gave Logan a good day and Roman’s like, he needs something to cheer him up, get his mind off being a downer of a prince. So he’s gonna one up Patton and give virgil a good day! Virgil! The dude who’s like doom and gloom! But if you still wanna have that comedy of something going wrong. Instead of it to where virgil is giving Roman choices he thinks he may likes but then turns out it’s just stuff virgil enjoys- have it be Roman giving stuff he enjoys and thinking “well if I like it, it’s great, so virgil will like it too!” But instead it twists into something virgil likes!

Follow me here, for example. Roman gives Virgil the option of sharing adventure stories, something he enjoys. But Virgil ends up telling Roman a spooky story which freaks Roman out and Roman’s like well that failed! It didn’t go according to my plan! And he keeps offering choices he would like, but virgil twists it into something he would enjoy or it just ends up like that.

And by the end Roman feels awful, he thinks it must have sucked and wants to apologize to Virgil. But Virgil’s like no dude I had an absolutely great day you’re a really good friend, you knew exactly what I like! So that way you get the sweet moment at the end but also the comedy of Roman reacting to things going poorly inbetween. I think it as well just makes more sense for Roman to do that initiative and go for something like this.

Ok so, this last one… it still hurts me so badly to hear Janus say “I’ve convinced Thomas to lean into his intrusive thoughts today” GOD IT HURTS SO BADLYYYY like not only is that such a misrepresentation of what intrusive thoughts are supposed to be, they’re not silly tik tok impulsive thoughts I’m gonna- ok I’m getting off topic.

I’m gonna be real this section is going to be very biased because I don’t like Janus and Remus being close besties, I’m admitting that here so you already know what we are getting into. I just don’t think self preservation, someone trying to keep Thomas at the top and in good health would be like HELL YEAH THOMAS DANGLE YOUR PHONE OFF A BRIDGE GO BANG UP A CAR GO TO JAIL FOR ALL I CARE! But anyways.

The whole joke at the end is, wow Patton and Virgil kinda suck at doing this but I Janus can give that little freak a good day so easily!

Here’s my pitch, have Remus at the end pop up to say, this video has gotten too mushy and feelingy and all that sh-t I’m gonna give Janus a bad day because why not! Seeing him in misery is fun!

And then just have short sections of Janus outsmarting Remus everytime he tries to give him a bad choice, Janus ends up flipping it somehow to something he would enjoy. Kinda like WTIT where Remus is like OH NO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR! Then he gets stabbed because he’s stupid. I think this just personally makes more sense to me, then like- yes Janus would probably wanna show up the others but I can’t see him leaning into intrusive thoughts. But as I said, I’m biased.

So yeah there’s my rewrite of that video this was long but yeah :3 if you didn’t like this rewrite and/or prefer the original you’re so valid! Anything here is just my opinion and obviously isn’t the actual best approach.

[teddybeartoji]

okay i'm the anon of the asks that generally end up w "have a nice day/night" (i think i'm the only one that used those words specifically at the end of each ask?)

OKAY SO FEMTORU. YES. BUT ALSO FEM SUGURU

i had so many daydreams (i daydream h24 istg) and i imagined once poly satosugu x reader relationship as one does

relationship is good fluffy etc wtv THEN BOOM. GENDER SWAP. or like reader progressively going insane imagining them as girls cuz she craves pussy or whatever and drew lewd lesbian stuff and they found it and found a way to change their genders ANYWAYS.

rlly am glad i have the body of a girl cuz i KNOW i'd have a boner h24 otherwise andthis imagine wouldve made me EXTRA HARD

like???? OMG AND AND

THE POSITION WHEN YOU, AS A GUY, LIKE. SORRY I CANT FIND WORDS BUT I NEED FEMSUGURU TO SIT ON MY FACE WHILE FEMSATORU RIDES ME TIL MY BALLS ARE EMPTY. THERE. I SAID IT.

i actually fantasize abt this position quite often it makes me so sad i dont have a pp like i just KNOW it would feel like heaven on earth omg...

anyways so yeah i think u should consider femsuguru too just cuz he mothered so hard so imagine his fem energy good lord i'd do anything like actually anything

ok so idk which emote to claim and i'm very indecisive so you could pick one for me :33 or not, just know that i'll always end my asks the same so u'll recognize me anyways unless someone else starts doing the same but generally the asks you get aren't full blown books like i do 😓😓 sorry for that btw ut may be caused by my multiples degrees and doctorates in professional yapping

(btw i am done with a considerable amount of my exams, thank you for the encouragement it really came through! <3)

have a good day/night!!

READER GOING INSANE BC THEY CRAVE PUSSY PLSS😭😭😭😭😭 real. i get that. OK BUT NONNNIEEEE🙈🙈🙈 MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS GLORIOUS THING CALLED... THE STRAP. THAT WAY YOU REALLY COULD HAVE FEM!SATPRU BOUNCING ON YOUU:3333 TRUST ME IT FEELS VERYVERYVEEERY GOOD <33333

THIS POSITION IS GODDDDLLLYYYYYY BTWWW🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 fem!sugu would definitely ride your face like she wouldn't just stay there. she's grinding and humping your face, making a proper mess out of you<3333 and fem!satoru is just crying her pretty eyes out because you feel sooooo good:(((( poor thing:((((((( oh i need them so fucking badlyyyy good goddddddddd

and omgggggggggg never apologizee!!!!!!!!!! that's literally forbidden here in loserville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk more speak more!!!!!!!!!!! have more fun!!!! this is what we're here for afterall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehee ilyy!!! OHHH ALSOOO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABT A SUN EMOJI??? ☀️☀️☀️ THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN I THOUGHT ABT WHAT SUITS YOU HEHEHEHE

[humanmorph]

dont mind me just some of my palisade liveposting from twitter. ignore it. i just want them here. this is long and annoying but its my blog and also under a read more smile

(technically not yet palisadeposting just funny to me)

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Road to PALISADE game rankings (29. Mai)

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PALISADE 03 (4. Juni)

guy whos only listened to friends at the table listening to friends at the table: this is just like fr-

this is about me thinking of hieron & some archivists constructing patterns by manipulating events when they talk about the paint shop & bringing palisade on cycle. im also jokin

WHICH. i am pretty excited about (the cycle). its an incredibly cool concept that mostly existed in the bg in twilight mirage (or well, the intros?) but i love it.love to see it come back in a weird and bad way (different weird and bad than the original

& i guess it makes sense for kesh to pull on ideas/ideals/visions their ancestors had, when this whole 'going back to the twilight mirage' is for nideo a reclaiming of their home/origin

dont need rot13 for this though its vague enough that was cool as fuck of jack. i was kind of cruising along like yeah this is pretty nice so far theyre just getting set up with this faction game thing and then woooowww. wah. banger

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PALISADE 04 & 05

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PALISADE 07 (13. Juni)

some PALISADE 07 thoughts. im thinking them

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(? idk which episode this related to. 12. Juni)

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(the rot13 says clementine. lol)

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(lmao)

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PALISADE 13 (1. Juli)

this doesnt have anything to do with what i wrote here but im very excited for the next arc (even if ill be fully caught up then...) with the way the cast has been talking about it

also idk what it was about this downtime but something happened halfway through ep 12 where it clicked and now i am enjoying myself way more. just took me a bit i guess

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PALISADE 15 (12. Juli)

palisade 15 thoughts (from like, last week. its just still vivid in my mind) . this made me go crazy

(this still makes me smile god i wanna know whats up with this so badlyyyy)

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PALISADE 17 (17 Juni)

god upon our grace fucking ruled

this arc was soooo much. just in the sense of things sure kept fucking happening oh my god

(oh this is the one i was looking for the other day after the brninegucci convo. (BLOWS UP) indeed)

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PALISADE 18 (18. Juni)

(man i was straightup not having a good time huh)

(yeah there we go. and i do feel better about it now)

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(just for posterity because this is when i did the first sketch for that long comic. smile)

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I'm at work with my phone on 10% but PALISADE 19 but dice ARE one side of the authority I'm halfway through this shit and the Cause has not gotten a win. I mean it did but that got rerolled & they still have one of those left it's not happening folks

Putting my head on my desk. "But you will win anyways. You must."

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Gathering Information 04 (23. Juli)

wait hold on i didnt think this through IF something tragic happened to phrygian and then leap coming in on the blue channel after oneof their crew members / friend / brnines second in command just died or worse(things can always be worse than dying. see gur). that. yeah. hmmmmmm

(tee hee hee) (im actually still thinking about that last tweet currently im turning it around in my mind. the dynamic. also "what if [things] got worse and also leap was there" still makes me laugh)

[funshinebf]

i dont know if i would be a good father so i can never tell if itll ever be a good idea for me to have kids. but sometimes i get so overwhelmed by my longing to be a father. i love children so much and i just want to take care of them and guide them and see them grow. i want to protect them and comfort them and love them. i wanna be a dad so badlyyyy it makes me SICK! what is wrong with meeeee i need to be put down. i dont know why it makes me so embarrassed to admit how badly i want to be a parent. but its like i feel like everyone can see how irresponsible and immature i am from the general constant state of my life. and when i admit that i want a child it feels like everyone is going "yeah cause that's a great idea for you (sarcasm)" in their heads. and it makes me feel so ashamed for being so selfish. like of course i shouldnt have a child, i cant even take care of myself, how could i subject a child to that? but i just want to hope so badly that we're all wrong about me, and i would be able to break my patterns in order to give my child the best life possible. i want to hope that me being their parent wouldnt ruin a childs life. but i dont want to be living in denial. i dont want to be avoiding my flaws. i want to be self aware and minimize the damage i end up doing. but i feel so fucking sick to my stomach when i face the truth it makes me want to curl up and sob. i want to be a dad so fuckimg badly it hurts but i dont want to hurt someone else with my selfishness, so i just have to take the pain and hope the longing goes away eventually. i hate living like thisssss

[fairyyeah]

aileen gave me a free flash drive , thank you so much sista🫶🏾 cause i needed one so badlyyyy

[ask-runaway-girl]

“B-b-badlyyyy���” *She whined with anticipation. Mary smirked and pushed his thumb inside her hole, carefully pumping it in and out at a slow and steady pace, as he watched her body squirm beneath him. Kiddo tried hard to hold on and not lose her senses. Little did she know…Mary would make her cum countless times tonight.*

“Need to get you warmed up, doll.” *He teased. Although her body was already warmed up, she could be mistaken for being overheated.*

“Mary, please…” *Kiddo begged. It was music to his ears whenever she pleaded with him like that. He slipped his thumb out, licking away her delicious slick as a hungry moan escaped him. Then he used the same thumb to press against her swollen clit. Pleasurable shocks coursed through her entire body, making her convulse at his touch. Her eyes sprang open and, before she knew it, she came with a sharp gasp, moving her hips to gain some friction against his thumb.*

*Mary pulled his thumb away, using his bare hands to rip the fabric of her shorts and underwear apart. Kiddo couldn’t do anything for two reasons: the position she was in and from the recovery of her first climax. Mary managed to snap the fabric in half and roll it down one of her legs, exposing her lower half to him, completely bare.* “There she is,” *He cooed.* “There’s the little pussy I love so much.” *Mary used one of his hands to undo his belt and zipper while trying to hold onto Kiddo with his arm draped over her back. Once he managed to free his dick, he used all his strength to hoist Kiddo in a sitting position on his lap, making sure the lips of her cunt didn’t envelope his tip.*

*Kiddo held onto his shoulders, hovering above him, while her red hair draped around Mary’s face. He gripped her hips, not allowing her to slide down onto his cock just yet. He looked up and brushed a strand behind her ear.* “Ready, sweetheart?”

*She nodded, pressing her face against the side of his. He could feel her features contort. He sensed she was nervous, but he knew she could handle it.* “Easy now…” *He helped slide her hips down. Kiddo’s eyes widened as her mouth hung open when she felt his length push into her hole. She froze halfway, gripping onto his shoulders tightly. That’s when she felt the familiar pain she experienced when she first lost her virginity.* “Hey, hey, it’s alright,” *he reassured.* “You can do it.” *Kiddo gulped and continued sliding down, whimpering, but succeeding.* “There you go.” *She felt snug on his lap with his cock buried deep inside her. Kiddo got used to the sensation and felt the pain slowly ebb away.*

*Mary squeezed both her ass cheeks, causing her to squeal in delight.* “You know what’s next, baby. Ride me.”

*Kiddo paused, confused at his command.* “Huh…?”

*Mary chuckled.* “Like this-“ *He used his hands to lift her hips up a few inches, then brought them back down. He slowly continued the motion as Kiddo somewhat got the idea, her mind already being clouded in pleasure. She used her strength to push on Mary’s shoulders to slide upward and then back down.* “Just like that.” *He praised. Kiddo obeyed, every time she brought her hips up, her pussy held onto his length for dear life, not wanting to let go, then when her hips sat down again, her cunt contracted around his length. Mary was using Kiddo’s body to help jerk himself off, but also making her feel good too.*

So there‘s one thing i need to discuss with you… i‘ll have to meet with the band this afternoon and I just wanted to make sure you‘re okay on your own here? You can of course eat and drink whatever you want. Play video games or watch a movie. My home is your home.

- @skulls-and-death

*Kiddo’s heart melted at his words. But one thing was for certain…she couldn’t be left alone. She would easily get bored, despite the leisure Tom mentioned. And with boredom came longing, and with longing came tears, and…she couldn’t do it. Wouldn’t do it. She wanted to go and be with Tommie. At least it would be more entertaining for her, and she could be by Tommie’s side.*

“Can’t I go with you?” *She asks with pleading eyes.*

[wingz-of-shit]

Sad songs but its levihan, hence funny

So it all began with @hanjo-love and the angsty post with The one that got away. Therefore I thought wise to lift her mood with poop and soap songs. And then I was like? share it? Sooo yup, hope you’ll smile for the idiots! 

The one that cleaned away

In another wooorld

I would be your pooop

we’d keep all our poop

be us against titaans

In another wooorld

I would make you bathe

So I don’t have to say you were

The one that cleaned awayyy

The one that cleaned away

the one

the one

the one

the one that cleaned away

Erwin’s money can’t afford us a time machine, no

Can’t replace you with a million titans, no

I should’ve told you what you meant to me, whoa

Cause now I smell badlyyyy

**

Let it flow

Well you only need to sleep when Levi’s around

Only miss titans when you have Levi

Only know you love him when you forget titans

Only know you’re stinking when Mike’s around

Only hate Erwin when he is alive

Only know you love Levi when he knocks you down

And he knocks you down...

Staring at the scientific stuff

Hoping one day you’ll catch a titan

Cause they come so slow and they disintegrate so fast

You see Levi when you close your eyes

Maybe one day he’ll understand why

Everything you touch surely stinks...

Staring at the walls in the darkness of the night

Same old heavy feeling in your stomach

You wonder when you will poooop

ooh ooh mmhm

and you let it flow 💩

** Someone like soap

I heard that you’re settled down

that you found a titan and you’re still stinking nooow

I heard that your dreams came true

Guess it gave you dirt, I couldn’t give to youuuu

Old Hange, why are you so smelly?

Ain’t like you to clean or bathe sometimes...

I hate to turn up out of the grump, uninvited

But I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it

I had hoped you would clean for me

And that you’d be reminded soap is my true love

NEVERMIND I’LL FIND A SOAP LIKE YOUUU

I WISH NOTHING BUT THE GERMS FOR YOU TOOO

« CLEAN FOR ME » I BEG

I REMEMBER YOU SAID

« SOMETIMES I SMELL AND SOMETIMES I DON’T »

« SOMETIMES I SMELL AND SOMETIMES I DON’T »

You know when the soldiers all die

Only yesterday was the time we were aliiive

We were both born and raised in sweat

Bound by Erwin and our glory corps....

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Just... Don’t ask...

[taetaespeaches]

“Maybe I have unintentionally put you on a pedestal, but you have me on one too.” Did you have to hurt us this badlyyyy I’m asking for an explanation cause I’m hurt by this 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aww :(( I’m sorry haha I promise the next drabble will wrap this fight up. I just think in a new relationship Jungkook might need some pushing to open up in a way that makes him truly vulnerable because he feels like he always needs to be the strong one. And also, he’s a perfectionist and I think one of his flaws in a relationship would be unknowingly pushing both of them to be the best they can be (which doesn’t have to be a bad thing at all), but for Holly, that makes her feel like she can’t show any sort of weakness or imperfection bc she wants to be enough for Guk. But like, that means they’ve both put up fronts as well as placed each other on pedestals cuz neither are actually perfect. Holly doesn’t even realize the pressure Guk feels to have to be “golden” and perfect because he’s never opened up enough to share that with her. I think these are things they’d have to confront early on in their relationship and make it clear to each other that they want all of the other person, not just the good. Once they show each other they want the not so good too, I think Jungkook would share his vulnerabilities very willingly whenever he feels he needs to, he wouldn’t hold back at all