#CRACK;;

[kuurosakiis]

@prideblades

“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ” cue their dick measuring contest.

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"Yet you still became friends with me...so what does that make you? Except for a contradictory man with a stick perpetually up his ass?" Git fucked

[truearchangel]

“I see no difference.”

[diolanza]

❝ Meow. ❞

[fadewalking]

Kalais gifts this to Solas

@inenaste

Very Funny.

[bakenochi]

"His favorite food is chicken? Isn't that...cannibalism?"

[ncfertari]

DOFLAMINGO HAS ESCAPED IMPEL DOWN!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

THE MINGO IS AT LARGE!! @heavens-sin

[redseamstress]

🐤

Send 🐤 for my muse to make a tweet about yours

[dis--parity]

"You."

"Hey. I'm on acid right now. You got very dark energies around you. I think it's best I don't associate with your kind. Unmatching now."

"... what?"

"I'M ON FUCKIN'. DRUGS. AND THE ENERGIES TELL ME YOU ARE WRONG. GOOD FUCKING BYE."

[onepiecc]

The Pro's and Con's of having a Merfolk Partner

Please note this was meant for fun, but to also show off why you need to date a merfolk 😂

[peppy-jester]

@hesaint xxx

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"Holy sh-.... it burns!"

[kuurosakiis]

@fushichoumomo inspired this, @agonisdei is a contributor victim. It's always the three of them....

[truearchangel]

“Alastor, you should play it louder for everyone to hear. I think Angel would appreciate that.”

[diolanza]

❝ Life's too hard, perorin. I should be a trophy husband to an obscenely rich and/or powerful man. ❞

[fadewalking]

bites solas's ear.

Blood magics you to give you a migraine.

[bakenochi]

"So....what's a twink?"