#C'MONNNN I DIDN'T WANNA DO ANY OF THAT
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FINALLY!!!
#wanted to get this done before new update came out. kinda speedran it oops 😅#okay i'ma ramble rq#i have been grinding non-stop for like. the last few days 💀#hardest part was trying to complete all the boss rush marks with berserker. worst mistake of my life.#but also the best? 'cause the way enemy health was scaling i DOUBT it would have been any faster with a different fleece :/#okay maybe not the hardest part since the last thing i needed was the letter in monch's room and she is SO RARE TO FIND 😭#worst part? all the sacrificing :(#i did NOT sacrifice anyone when i started my og file i couldn't!!!!#these were MY MEN my COMRADES#i loved EVERY single ONE#how COULD i give them anything other than a peaceful death?? a comfortable passing??? a safe ascension???? how could i??????#DID YOU KNOW you have to butcher 5 followers for a relic?? and you need all of them for an achievement?? I DIDN'T WANNA DO THAT!!!!!!!!!#i felt horrible#and midas?? more like mid-ass fuck off golden fuck 😒#and the fox??? C'MONNNNN MANN#C'MONNNN I DIDN'T WANNA DO ANY OF THAT#this game sucks i'ma go play more of it :(:(:(
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Sleepover with Darla (I had plans for this to be more straightup smut but it ended up being something else. Idk what but just general fucked up warning.)
"It's ok... we're both girls. It's not like I'm some creepy dude who's gonna do anything to you." Darla smirked, twirling her hair around her finger.
"I knowww, but are you sure ALL of your clothes are in the laundromat??" You whined, fruitlessly trying to wipe the sticky mess off of your shirt. You knew Darla was clumsy, but this was disgusting, she'd bumled into you and spilled your sodas all over your shirt. It was even in your hair, it felt awful.
"All of the comfy ones. I'm sure you don't want to be sleeping in anything that's got zippers. I wash all my clothes in bulk so I can save more money." She poked her tongue out of her lips mischeviously, if you didn't know any better you'd think she did this on purpose.
"Look, my roomies are out, it's just you and me. No one's gonna perv on you!! Here, I'll even take my own shirt off so you don't feel as naked!" She grinned, whipping her top off, causing you to snap your head away fast enough to break your neck, you aren't certain, but you swear you saw a nipple. Or two. Is she really so sheltered she doesn't know what a bra is???
"Th-thanks Darla that's... lovely. Of you. Um. I just. I don't mind if you keep yours on."
"You're all gross and sticky. Let's go shower." She grinned, causing you to go red in the face
"W-what?!"
"C'monnnn, it's nothing you haven't seen before. Do you not shower with your friends? My sisters and I used to shower and bathe together all the time!!"
"I- um" you stammered, trying not to stare as she pulled you towards the bathroom.
You'd been staring at the cieling for who knows how long, trying to distract yourself from the fact Darla was standing right in front of you, completely nude. You were naked too of course, but you tried your hardest not to think about it. You just focused on the warm shower water running down your body.
"Do you want me to wash your back~" Darla asked, grinning as she gathered a ton of lotions and soaps, not even bothering to wait for a response. Her hands felt nice on your back, but she did get a little adventurous, her hands moving a little lower than they should, lightly rubbing your ass and gripping your hips, pulling you against her. You didn't want to say anything out of fear of making it weird, surely she didn't have any ill intentions right?
Once you'd dried off and put on some underwear, the two of you ate, played a few games, drank a bunch of hot chocolate and went to bed. You had to admit it wasn't as weird as it should've been, you did see her staring at your tits a few times but you figured she was just curious. You'd been friends long enough to trust her not to purposefully overstep any boundaries. She was just a little oblivious, but it was cute in a way.
"Are you sure? I can just sleep on the couch" you stammered, but Darla was insistent, pulling you under the covers to cuddle you.
"Don't be silly, get in!! You'll be all cold on the couch. Don't make it weird~" she giggled. You had to admit, It felt nice, having her pressed against you. She was soft, sweet. And warm. So so warm. You suppressed the rising feeling in your groin as she cuddled you, it felt wrong, she was just being sweet and if you got turned on... well that made you a pervert didn't it? You turned away from her and crammed your eyes shut, hoping the morning would cause the feeling to dissapear.
You awoke to the feeling of weight on your pelvis and spit on your lips. It was Darla. She was straddling you, kissing you gently in your sleep, the drool leaking down your chin suggested she'd been doing this for a while, a good while.
"D...Darla?"
"Shhhh. Shhhh. It's okay. It's okay. I just wanted to know what it felt like, that's not bad, right?" She whispered, planting another soft kiss on your lips
"Darla, s-stop"
"Nono it, it's ok! I'm just curious! I just wanna practice" she continued to plant kisses on your lips, her breasts pressing against yours, you pushed your hands gently against her shoulders, trying to get her off of you without hurting her.
"N-no Darla, that's enough." You spoke firmly, you made sure not to yell, but you were resoloute. You didn't want to make your friend cry, she was innocent and sheltered after all, but this couldn't continue either. She looked at you, her expression changing as you tried pushing her off, her round curious eyes turning sinister, her hand quickly covering your mouth as the other pinched a nipple. She leant in real close, staring into your wide, scared eyes.
"It's okay... it's okay... I just want to make you feel good, kay? You wouldn't be making those noises if it didn't feel good right?" She tweaked your nipple between her fingers, tugging and causing you to whimper into her hand. You tried pushing her off but you were tired, so tired. Your body was weak, too weak to resist her. And you were warm. So fucking warm.
"Wanna know a secret? I was microdosing your drinks all night. Mhm~ my sister told me exactly how much to give you to make sure you're just awake enough to stay conscious, but too exhausted to move. I also slipped you something else, I don't remember the name, but it's the reason you're so wet down there. I'm sorry, I simply couldn't resist running my fingers along that adorable slit of yours... I was just so curious." She continued to grope you as she confessed, grinding against you and planting soft kisses on your neck. You panicked realising your body was feeling heavier by the second, like you suddenly weighed a million pounds. You couldn't even struggle against her, she had total control over you. Over your body.
"Shhh shh, it's okay baby don't cry... nonono don't cry... here... here let me just..." she mumbled, moving her hand from your mouth to reach towards her waist.
"HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!" you screamed, Darla quickly stuffed her panties into your mouth in response, they tasted sour, and they were soaked.
SMACK
her hand struck you hard enough you saw stars, your ear was ringing from the impact as she turned you back to look at her. She was somewhere between furious and distraught
"What the hell was that? Why did you scream?? Do you want us to get in trouble or something??? Yeah, I said us. My roomies already think we're dating, everyone does. They went out tonight because I said my sisters were coming over to meet my girlfriend. If you go out and make a ruckus, my sisters have already set up an allaby for me, and no one would even believe you regardless. They'd all wonder why you'd accuse 'poor sheltered Darla' of doing such horrible things to you. Yeah. They would. So get the idea of telling on me out of your head" She leaned in real close, whispering in your ear "I've been planning to do this to you ever since I saw you. I know you think we met 3 months ago, but I saw you 2 years ago. I remember it so vividly, you were checking out your books, we were both first years. I watched you every single day from then on, learned everything about you, even got my sister to stalk you when I was too busy studying. Truth is, I've been stealing your panties from your dorm this entire time. Even a few used shirts if I can get away with it. I have polaroids of you naked in that drawer over there. Some of you sleeping, some of you showering. Even a few of you having a little alone time. Well... at least what you thought was alone time."
Her hands made their way down to your panties, pulling them free, she huffed the scent from the fabric and tossed them aside, climbing back up to your ear, enjoying your gagged whimpers as she presses her knee against your aching pussy.
"Tonight's the night you become mine, so just enjoy it, ok? I know you want this. After all, it's not even our first time, just our first time you'll remember. I've had my fun with you a couple times~ you get so tired after exams you don't even notice it when I eat you out. Sometimes I wonder if you dream about me when I'm doing that to you~" she giggled, running her slender fingers down your body, making you convulse as she drifted over your more sensitive parts.
"But tonight. I have something special planned for you. For us." She grinned, hopping off the bed and retrieving a strap from her closet. Your eyes widened in fear at the sight of it, you shook your head rapidly, pleading through your gag for her not to use it on you. Even with all the lube in the world it looked like it'd split you in two. And yet your body yearned for it, you found yourself using all your energy to spread your legs against your will, whatever she slipped you had your mind and body working against one another. Making you crave her. Despite how terrified of her you were.
"It's okay, it's okay!! It's my first time using this too. We'll learn together, alright? Just close your eyes and relax. It's gonna be fun~"
-girlfailure
Omg she's so manipulative, I love her
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Getting Ready For Pride
Shinsou x Kaminari x GN!Reader
A/N: Happy Pride Month 😩, yet another pocuties collab ✨. Please enjoy this short lil story. This isn't technically a Shinsou x reader in addition to a Kaminari x reader but it could be counted that way if you so choose.
Warnings: swearing
Word Count: 1.1k
"Hurry up, denki. We're gonna miss literally everything."
You heard his footsteps upstairs, it was clear that Kaminari was rushing to get everything in order. "I gotta make sure I have everything! just like, 5 more minutes, babe, please."
"Denki Kaminari, light of my life, we're already an hour late. Hitoshi is gonna kill you." You insisted as he pressed for more time. You glanced in the mirror, making sure everything was in place. About a month ago, Kaminari's boyfriend, Shinsou Hitoshi invited the two of you to go to a pride parade with him. Obviously, you weren't gonna pass this up.
You wrapped your flag around your shoulders, tying it off like a cape. A crash was heard upstairs followed by a "Found it!" and a few seconds later there were rapid footsteps coming down the stairs. "Okay i'm ready."
you laughed at your mess of a boyfriend and pulled out your phone, taking a picture of his disheveled state, before putting it back in your back pocket. "Do you want help?"
"Yes please."
Kaminari had the bi flag on his shoulders, tied just like a cape to match your cape. You'd managed to get him to sit still enough to draw his flag on his right cheek and it wrinkled when he smiled. You knew that Shinsou would give you both more shit to put on once you got to his apartment so you managed to convince Kaminari not to go all out with his outfit.
You straightened out his clothes and touched up the flag. "Aight, get in the car before he kills us both."
He nodded and kissed your cheek before running off to the car like a little kid going to school. You got in after him and it didn't take the two of you any longer than 10 minutes to reach Shinsou's apartment. The moment you reached the door, he opened it and dragged the two of you inside. "We don't have a lot of time left until we're supposed to leave, hurry up."
"Wait, I thought we were late–" Kaminari wondered out loud.
"Nah, I just told (y/n) two hours later than it was planned to start because I know you take forever to get ready." Shinsou said, walking over to his couch and grabbing a plastic bag. "Both of you, sit."
Deciding not to argue, you sat down on the couch with kaminari laying his head on your lap. You smile, running your fingers through his hair as he closes his eyes in bliss. "I need you to sit up, I can't do your eyeliner like this."
"Don't wanna get up, (y/n)'s lap is prime nap material." Kaminari held his arms up and open. "Come join the pile, 'Toshi."
"Hitoshi, y'know that one picture of the girl sitting on the other girl's lap to do her makeup? You should probably do that, cause I doubt he's getting up for a while." You told him. Shinsou seemed to consider this for a while before shrugging.
"Yeah, that works for me."
20 minutes later and Shinsou had already finished doing kaminari's makeup. Said blond was currently raiding Shinsou's jewelry. "babe babe babe, can I wear this chain?"
"No, you never return my shit."
"Oh c'monnnn. I'll return it this time I promise." He pouted, only to get a pillow thrown at him. He dodged. "Hey!"
"That's what you said last time and I'm still missing my Nightmare Before Christmas sweater." Shinsou looked at him from the bed, hand sneaking towards another pillow to throw.
"(Y/n), tell him I'll give it back!"
"Nah, that's domestic. That ain't none of my business." You grinned, glancing up at him from your phone before tilting the screen towards Shinsou to show him the exact moment he threw the pillow at Kaminari, earning a snort from him.
"Betrayed by my own partners, and in Pride Month no less." He faked a sob, earning another pillow in his direction.
"I didn't spend all that time on your eyeliner just for you to cry it off."
"Yeah, yeah, I'll be careful… Can I please borrow this chain? Hitoshi, the love of my life, my favorite partner, the only one for me?" He batted his eyelashes at him for extra effect.
"Damn so I'M the side piece?" You faked hurt. "Expect to see your shit in boxes, Denki Kaminari."
"Noooo, baby I'm sorry, I'll change, you know you're the only one for me." He dramatically fell to his knees and held your hand in his. You played along, yanking your hand out of his hold.
"I bet you say that to everyone. Hitoshi, let's ditch his ass." You held your hand out for Shinsou to grab. He grinned and accepted your hand. The two of you got off of the bed and walked into the living room hand in hand with Kaminari trailing after you laughing.
"You can wear the chain, Denki. Keyword: WEAR, I want my shit back." Shinsou said. A loud 'YES!' could be heard and he scrambled back into his boyfriend's room to scoop up the chain and put it around his neck.
You checked the clock. "We gotta go now if we wanna make it there on time."
"Good point, Who's car are we taking?" Kaminari asked, rocking on the heels of his feet.
"I'm pretty sure it's Hitoshi's turn to deal with you this week. So we'll take his car."
"You know you love me." He purred.
"Damn right I do."
A car door opened up. "Mr. Shinsou, your day of gay awaits." Denki exaggerated a bow as he held the door open for him. Shinsou laughed and stepped out. You went to open your door only to be stopped by a loud "TOUCH THAT DOOR AND I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU."
You laughed at him, but removed your hand. "[Mr./Ms./Mx.] (L/n), your day of gay awaits." He opened the door with the same exaggerated bow.
"Why thank you, good sir." you responded and followed Shinsou. A car horn honked, signalling that the car was completely locked and the three of you walked down the street and almost immediately saw dozens upon dozens of rainbow everywhere. A huge smile broke out on you three.
"Guys guys guys, Aoyama's about to start performing." Kaminari called out and pointed towards a stage that looked like it was doused in glitter. Not even a minute later, Aoyama Yuga walked on stage looking like something out of a 70s disco scene and he looked fucking amazing.
He waved and blew kisses the moment he saw the three of you and you couldn't wait to see what was in store.
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