#But it's not that extreme lol it won't actually ruin the lives of everyone near me pfft

[nyenyel]

Just here to happily announce that I feel less trapped and less useless and less weak and I might actually find a way to get away from my abuser!!

[littlemessyjessi]

i would love to know how bts would react to you proposing to them

Hi love! I got you!

So rather than be emotional and make everyone cry I am going to go the comedic route with this atleast a little.

Ok?! Cool. Let's get it.

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"Are you proposing? How could you do this to me? This was supposed to be my moment! Stop stealing my thunder! How am I supposed to tell this story to our children?"

"Are you pregnant or something?"

*cue incoherent jin angry rap*

<extreme mode>

"So is that a yes or..?"

In reality, when he gets his shit together it's an official yes and a very tight hug. And lots of kisses.

And probably some HORRENDOUS dad jokes.

Yoongi blames you for every wedding dad joke that comes out of that man's mouth for the whole engagement.

He's so done with you. You've asked him like six times today.

"Min Yoongi, will you do me the extreme honor-"

"No."

"Of being my husband and-"

"No."

"And making me the happiest person in-"

"Happiness doesn't live in this house apparently."

"The world and let me spend the rest of my life with you"

"I feel mine shortening as we speak. At this rate there won't be much left"

"So will you accept this ring as a sign of my eternal love?"

"That's an onion ring."

*cue long suffering sigh* before he holds out his ring finger.

"Yeah ok sure. Now please pass the sauce."

But in reality he plans to ask you and when you say yes, he sobs like a baby.

Hoseok witnesses this and never misses a chance to remind him of it. He don't care though.

Throws himself on the floor with a screaming yes and damn near has convulsions.

Announces to anyone that will listen that he's engaged.

You have to literally fight him for his phone so he doesn't post it on social media immediately.

Keeps screaming. Assaults his poor mother's ears with the news.

In reality, probably cries so hard though. It just overwhelmed him but he's so happy and loves you so much.

Like baby is happy but like please hold him and pet his hair.

100% does call his fellow '94 liner to gossip about immediately though.

Thinks you're fucking with him. Tries to turn the tables on you.

"Joon, will you marry me, love?"

"Sure, I guess. I mean, I dont guess I'm doing anything Saturday."

"Uh.."

"Maybe we can swing back on the way from the grocery store. Shouldn't take too long, right?"

"Um, uh, well.."

One look and he sees you there for the first time with the ring.

"Oh shit! You're serious!"

"Uh, well, yeah, kinda. I mean I kinda feel like an idiot waiting for an answer cause honestly I'm a little confused-"

"No!"

"No? Oh fuck. I guess I'm an idiot"

"No, no. I mean, yes."

"Yes I'm idiot?"

"No, yes, no! Shit!"

"....."

*deep breaths*

"No you're not an idiot. Yes, I will marry you. Fuck yes I'll marry you. Actually hold on."

Turns out he's had a ring for you since about a month in and has just been waiting for the right time.

In reality, honestly probably how the shit would go for Joon. Lol, the lovable thing.

Jimin finds out later and gives him a whole ass lecture about ruining the moment.

"No. And I'll tell you why."

"Um, damn. Ok then."

"First of all, it's actually a yes. Of course I want to marry you. Duh."

"Well then why -?

"Second, I am proposing and it's gonna be amazing so yes but no."

"Wait, so... huh?"

"Yes, I'll marry you. Off the record. But this is not our proposal story."

"But ... but I got booze."

"Ok fine. I take it back. This is your proposal though. We're still doing mine."

"So you want the ring or nah?"

*snatches*

"Gimme that."

Calls Taehyung immediately to both brag and gossip about your audacity.

Suspicious as hell. Thinks you're trolling him.

Doesn't believe a word you say. Convinced you and Kook are pranking him.

Kinda talks himself into being pissed that you would joke about it.

You apologize because he legit seems upset.

"Look, I didn't mean to make you upset. Maybe it's just not the right time. "

"When is the right time? I mean, that's so selfish. You know how important that is to me and you-"

"I'm not joking, Tae. I was being completely serious. I, uh, I thought we were there but I guess I -"

"Wait, you're really proposing, jagi?"

"Yes, Taehyung."

Biggest smile ever and a huge yes.

Still legit video calls Kook to make sure that you are not actually pranking him.

Stares at you for like a good fifteen seconds and then literally burst into tears.

You're so shocked you don't even know what to do.

"Jungkook, baby, I- I'm- what can I do?"

"You can come here and let me hold my fiance."

"So... it's a yes?"

"Yes, you goober. Now come here."

Also, Seokjin burst through the door seconds later because his wwh sense was tingling but the bitch brought booze so you ain't mad.

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