#But he doesn't drink so he's also responsible for being designated driver most of the time
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cloverandcrossbones · 8 months ago
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This makes that line in Fellowship about people going to the party field with wheel barrows to collect the trash, decorations, and party goers who had "inadvertently stayed behind" even funnier tbh
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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"
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mearchy · 3 months ago
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The clones with drugs and alcohol - HCs
In no particular order. Obviously TW for mature themes.
REX:
Thinks of himself as a very responsible drinker, only occasionally indulges and usually when talked into it by his brothers.
Won't touch spice or any other drugs.
Able to be coaxed into shenanigans SO easily when drunk
Therefore his brothers have IMMENSE motivation to get him drunk when they want to pull Nonsense
Can also be a very sad drunk, I think. Please give him hugs.
Can hold his liquor... fine. His tolerance isn't great because he doesn't drink often but he's got engineered supersoldier metabolism so he holds up alright, to his relief.
CODY:
Who do you think Rex got his responsible drinking and drug habits from?
Except Cody is the kind of mf who learned through EXPERIENCE.
His batchmates have stories about teenage drunk Cody that they are sworn to secrecy about on pain of death.
Drunk Cody is TWICE as ready to throw down and is five times LESS inhibited about bodily tackling someone with no regard for his own safety.
Cody can probably hold his liquor but wouldn't it be so funny if he couldn't. Marshall Commander two-sheets-to-the-wind-from-four-glasses-of-wine.
WOLFFE:
He's the guy who will make direct, unwavering eye contact (ha. just the one.) with you across the table as you're both taking a sip from your drinks and suddenly you're in a competition for who can keep chugging their drink until the whole thing is empty and he's so scary how is he DOING that-
Wolffe has a naturally competitive and snippy personality but I do actually think he softens more around the edges with a few drinks in his system.
Not in a sloppy way just smiling a little more and being more affectionate.
Doesn't like or trust any substances that aren't well known to him, won't touch anything other than alcohol.
FIVES:
Sloppy, loud, kind of peevish drunk. All the shit that's always simmering under his skin has an excuse to come out.
“Listen, man. We need to start a revolution. Why hasn't someone bombed the Senat- oh, they have? Shit, can I be in on that?”
Will drop space acid or smoke space weed but only if Echo does. And Echo is smart enough to know that the paranoia Fives gets when he smokes weed is not worth it.
Type of guy to run across some random person in the desert and take psychedelics with them and go on an intense spiritual journey where he communes with dead gods. And then he shows back up at camp a couple hours later having achieved six new levels of enlightenment looking none the worse for wear. Only ever tells three people about this.
ECHO:
Echo is the kind of guy to have an Excel spreadsheet of dosages so he can bake the world's most precisely engineered edibles.
It doesn't work anyway because Fives keeps sticking his fingers in the batter and now the damn ratio is slightly off, why would you do that-
Also cannot keep a secret for the absolute life of him so he cannot pretend to be sober and he must be kept contained while drinking/stoned illicitly.
Maybe a very loving drunk. Or very sad. I'm not sure.
HARDCASE:
You already know he's in the club taking shots dancing on tabletops with his shirt off.
Life of the party, BUT he also doesn't mind being the designated driver. Flyer? Designated sober friend.
Type of guy to cheerily carry his drunk, passed out besties home and dump them into bed.
He's actually an explosives expert not just an enthusiast and he’s kind of a genius and everyone forgets that until he gets drunk and starts writing the equations to create insane explosive devices on his napkin while enthusiastically explaining it to his friends.
Very high alcohol tolerance.
GREGOR:
This man dresses like he's from Bangor Maine. I just know he was on that void planet smoking wild amounts of weed, and wearing Birkenstocks and a Patagonia puffer vest over a flannel shirt while doing it.
Thinks alcohol is a crutch.
FOX:
World's most miserable drunk.
But also can act really embarrassingly flamboyant so he stays away from alcohol at all costs.
Heh... I should kill my boss heh... wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if ... haha if I just walked into his office with a grenade right now and pulled the pin... fine, fiiine, yes, stop yelling at me. I would neeever leave Thorn with that much paperwork.
Zero tolerance, complete lightweight, doesn't matter how often he drinks. Can't hold his liquor for shit.
DOOM:
He either does mind-boggling amounts of coke or he's completely 100% straight edge and always has been. Don't ask me how I know this.
BLY:
He's so normal about alcohol I bet.
But he is giggling and kicking his feet and twirling his hair while talking to his brothers about Aayla and about the adventures of his men.
Absolutely incorrigible gossip.
Not braver after a few drinks just more prone to melting into a puddle.
Tried space MDMA once (spice?) just to say he did and hated it.
Uhhh if I do a part two it will include the bad batch and some other clones I missed.
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orangemocharaktajino · 11 months ago
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Chen Yi - ENTJ
Chen Yi is assertive, direct, jealous, stubborn, impatient, and ambitious.
He is extremely focused on his work and has no problem taking the lead or delegating. He gives succinct directions and keeps everyone around him to task. Respect, responsibility, and authority are important to him but he doesn't mind bending the rules occasionally if he decides it would be better that way. He's protective, sometimes to the point of being controlling. He tends to hinge his self worth on extrinsic success and failure. Sometimes he gets caught up in the tunnel vision of his goals and fails to see things around him that are obvious to others, especially when feelings are involved.
Most of his dialogue consists of commands. For the most part, people listen to them, too.
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The only exception usually is Ai Di.
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Normally he makes his decisions quickly and by the time he's telling other people about it, he has a list of the steps he already took to solve the issue.
When he was discussing the plans to infiltrate the school with Fan Ze Rui, he was like: I already talked to the principal about xyz and found out what he wanted, here's what we're doing.
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Or when Fan Ze Rui got stabbed and he was like oh yeah, I already took care of that, no worries
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Chen Yi has shit to do and unfortunately for Ai Di, he is far too impatient to wait for someone so portable
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But sometimes (rarely) picking Ai Di up and physically carrying him away isn't the solution. It bothers him in these situations when Ai Di is out of his control
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Yet, when Ai Di reacts exactly like he expects him to, that's when the dimples come out
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When things aren't going Chen Yi's way, we see him either drinking excessively or jumping rope like a madman with a 1000 yard stare
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Jump rope not pictured, but I wanted to put this here anyway
One of his biggest hangups is failure and disappointing Chen Dong Yang
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Part of that also is the fact that he's pretty much oblivious to his own feelings and the feelings of others. He's so busy doing everything he can with the gang, keeping tabs on Ai Di and Fan Ze Rui's whereabouts 24/7 so he can protect them, and being their on-call designated driver and pickup service that he actually has no idea who he is into romantically. He thinks he knows but it takes several people directly asking him if he's sure about it for him to really consider that he's confused about his feelings for the boss and Ai Di.
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Next up will be ENTJ x ISTP dynamics and maybe some other assorted dynamics from Kiseki mixed in too
If you missed it, I also typed
Ai Di - ISTP
Fan Ze Rui - INFJ
Bai Zong Yi - ISTJ
and talked a bit about Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zong Yi's relationship here
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rokkazu · 1 year ago
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hawkodile: cant smoke weed because 1. cant smoke anything he will choke so so bad he cant even get it down 2. he gets scared. he will start seeing the fucking eels. will maybe drink alcohol on occasion but only if he has absolutely no other responsibilities he could possibly worry about. 2nd designated driver after rick
dr fox: concocts the most fucked up shit you could imagine. has made forever weed real. watched breaking bad and then was like "that's not how you cook meth" and did it for real just to prove she could. theres a space on her shelves in between "drugs" and "poisons" labelled "fuck around and find out". you could probably ask her for any illegal substance on earth and if she doesn't have it she'll make it just for fun.
rick: exactly what you'd expect. the worst thing he'll touch is coffee
brock: do i even have to say it. this man was built to be a stoner. effortless 30 second bong rip. naturally. also makes the best fucking brownies youve ever had in your life
master frown: used to be worried about lord landlord kicking them out for it but has realized the apartment stinks so crazy regardless you can't even really tell and just kind of stopped giving a shit. number 1 fan of brock's special brownies
score creeper: he is actually just a big haunted vape cloud. cannot do drugs because he has no body or organs. do not breathe him you will get lead poisoning
eagleator: smokes because he thinks it makes him look cool. has never actually paid for weed in his life he always just mooches off someone else. wont drink because it makes him sad and hed rather die than cry in front of anyone
unikitty: disqualified due to being 12 years old but when she comes of age she will inherit brock's secret brownie recipe and pull it off flawlessly and he will be so proud
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dojunie · 3 years ago
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desc: random iotas of what—out of being buzzed, tipsy, or drunk— i think the members of nct dream are most likely to be at a party! since dear jisung is officially of age, i thought this would be an interesting thing to write! (also yay first offical post ??? hmhmhm :-])
warnings: mentions of, obviously, alcohol!
members: all of nct dream!
wc: about 2k!
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mark lee; buzzed, because he's usually designated driver, but is no stranger to getting turnt.
As much as everyone would love to see this goody two-shoes really let loose, Mark is more the type to quit while he's ahead— which means cutting himself off when he's just getting started with his drinks. Responsible Older Brother vibes, you know? Just enough to be conversational, maybe a little loose, a little giggly, but not too much that he doesn't have all his faculties in check at the end of the night, because the idea of not remembering the night before definitely freaks him out. BUT! When he DOES let it go, on the rare occasion he's not DD'ing for his blacked out friends, I feel like Mark gets Super Incredibly Fucked Up. Krumping on kitchen islands, fucked up. Can be talked into doing literally anything, fucked up. It's like one second he's completely fine, hanging with his buds, having a grand old time, and then all of a sudden he's bouncing off the walls and laughing wildly, dancing with anybody who looks at him, having the time of his life, and telling everyone who will listen that he 'loves them so much he could just die'. Yes, even to people he barely knows. Declarations of love are commonplace when Mark is a few drinks in.
And everyone knows that Mr. Mark Lee is quite talkative already, but get ready to quite possibly get your whole ear jabbered off if Mark decides that you're his buddy for the night. You'd better hope to god you don't have to use the bathroom anytime soon because Mark will go on forever if you let him; and who could ever say no to a face like that? (Especially when it's speaking so emphatically about what song he's been learning on the guitar that week, how cool his new dance teacher is, and the rap concert his friend TY is taking him to the next day?? You'd have to be a real mean son of a gun to interrupt that.)
huang renjun; tipsy, but like... heavily so.
And he's a giggly tipsy person, too. The touchy, always laughing, everything is absolutely hilarious, draping himself on people, way too close to you when he's talking kind— that kind of tipsy. It's cute though; it's like he sheds just about every calm, mature inhibition when he's got a few drinks in him, and by a few drinks, I mean a few drinks, because there is no doubt in my mind that Jun is a lightweight. Two shots of something strong and he’ll start getting all smiley; laughing himself to tears at things that aren’t really meant to be jokes. If he manages four shots? He's holding onto people around him because his legs won't keep him upright. Six shots and he's hugging and clinging to people he doesn't fucking know, and one of the other boys will have to use force to pry him off of whatever poor person has become his new smootch victim crutch for the night. (But... who doesn't want a half-drunk, giddy, outside-voice-right-in-your-ear using, gooey Renjun latched onto their side for an hour or two? Right?)
Renjun will want to do stuff when he's under the influence. He'll want to bake, and draw, and play Mario Kart, and dance, and he’ll want to adventure! …But he’s also incredibly impatient, so he's going to give up on all of those things about ten minutes in and it''ll be up to you to turn the oven off, and move the paints out of the way before he tramples them, turn off the blaring music he's magically stopped hearing, and half carry him back home when he gets bored of adventuring. He’ll sing at the top of his lungs in public places, and will bite you if you try to cover his mouth when you get glares. (Will also try to fight the people who glare.) Yes. He's an angry drunk, too. Will switch from extreme, cute tittering, to glares and pouts and half baked bickering. It kind of loses its heat though when the angry drunk in question is 5'7, too woozy to stand up straight, and hiccups after every death threat. (Just don't let him know that.)
lee jeno; WASTED!
This man gets Project X levels of turnt. Jeno, much like non-DD Mark, drinks like it's his last night on earth if he's in the situation where the vibes are right (and if he's with his friends, the vibes are always right). He doesn't do that responsible, slow, sipping-sipping shit, either: He is the embodiment of 'Drink First, Ask Questions Later', and this can be attested by the fact that he doesn't even ask what's in a drink before he tosses it down his throat and Kobe's the cup into the trash.
You'd think he'd be one of those that basically become a wobbly, barely-sentient couch potato after how he drinks, right? Wrong! Jeno, amongst his other talents, is also one of those magical, superhuman people who'll be half a Jaeger handle into the night and still dust you in beer pong, hacky sack, charades, and just about every other party game that normal people can barely pull off completely sober. He'll slur his words and stutter his sentences and forget what he's talking about halfway through a conversation, but if you dare him to do a backflip off the roof into the pool in the backyard? Prepare to get him a towel. You wanna challenge him to a handstand competition after he just shotgunned two cans of 4loko? Have fun throwing up your insides in a few minutes, because Jeno will not only win, but double your time for fun, do a lap around the whole house on his hands, and do a kegstand afterwards. Jeno gets wasted, but where normal men would fall, his manic power will only grow.
lee donghyuck; drunk, but no matter how much he drinks, he just seems a little tipsy to everyone else.
I feel as though Hyuck can drink and drink and drink and only ever reach, like... Slightly More Touchy & Giggly Donghyuck mode. He's already always so boisterous that it’s hard to imagine he'll be anything new when he's got a few drinks in; someone tells you he's kissing people? Duh, he does that when he's sober. Hyuck is picking people up and licking them and laughing in their ears and refusing to let go of strangers he just met? …So? You could tell me that at 9AM on a Monday morning and I'd just go, 'Oh, Fr? Yeah, Hyuck is like that :)'. And TBH... if anything, I think Donghyuck might actually Simmer Down a bit when he's drunk. He'll get all touchy like Jun does, but more in the 'I'm going to wrap myself around you on this couch and cry if you try to get up and leave me', type of way. In the 'I'm going to stare at you while you talk and not absorb a single word because I am 1. trying so incredibly hard not to kiss you, a person i met ten minutes ago, and 2. I might fall over if I sit up too fast' kind of way. Hyuck gets drunk, but the thing is that you just don’t realize it because… he’s kind of just always like that.
He falls in love with people who pay him the barest attention. Wears his heart on his sleeve (even more obviously than usual). If you thought he was flirty before? Hoo boy. You'll be swept off your feet with drunk Donghyuck, and I mean this quite literally: because Hyuck is already possibly the most touchy, no-personal-space-having person that has ever existed on planet earth when he's sober, much less when he can't think straight about whether he should really be scooping this pretty stranger off the ground or not. (Though, obviously, if it's you he's clinging to— you can't really say you mind it too much.)
na jaemin; is either barely buzzed or sloppy, barely understandable, might need to go to the Emergency Room, tanked.
No inbetween. He plays nice on most nights. Prefers to sip at a white claw or something, you know, something light. Likes to sit on the walls and talk to his friends and people-watch— maybe dance a little bit at the end of the party when a song he likes is on and he's a little unsteady, just the barest bit inebriated. But. If you catch this man on a good night— or, if you ask the people who have to take care of him afterwards, a Fucking Bad Night?— prepare to be terrorized. Because Jaemin? Jaemin with a few shots in him? Drunk Na Jaemin? Drunk Jaemin becomes an agent of chaos.
Not only does he basically start speaking in tongues— so, while he’s doing his bullshit, he’s also completely incoherent— he's a runner. He's one of those. The phrase 'Has anyone seen Jaemin recently?' will strike fear into your bones if you're one of the people entrusted with keeping him alive that night. One moment he's grinding on some person on the dance floor, looking like sex personified, shirt half off and having the time of his life. You take your eyes off of him for one second and then he's trying to climb from the balcony onto the roof because Chenle dared him he couldn't make it into the neighbors backyard pool from there. Or, you find him half a block down the street, sobbing all of a sudden because trying to type the directions to the nearest 7-11 in his phone and, because he's drunkenly only typing 'sexy elev near close' into his notes app, he can't figure out where to go. It's your job to shepherd him back into the house and wipe his tears, maybe try to cheer him up by giving him a capri sun or something, but guess what? In ten minutes he'll be back on the dance floor swinging from the light fixtures. Na Jaemin is a mixed bag. (And the highlight of it all? He never remembers any of it the next morning.)
zhong chenle; buzzed.
Do I even need to explain this? Look at him. Chenle, at his youthful 20, is a wine aunt. He is a Wine. Aunt. The type that can down half a bottle of 400 year old wine out of plastic chucky cheese cup and still fuck you up in a game of horse on the basketball court afterwards. Instead of only getting insanely intoxicated once in a blue moon, LeLe is perpetually at about a shot and a half levels of intoxication. Just enough to make everything feel a little fun around his six, comparably less alcoholic friends. He can't stand the taste of beer, or, god forbid, convenience store liquor, and exclusively drinks special shit you can only buy if you know somebody who knows somebody: but he shares! That's the great thing about drinking with Chenle. He shares all of his weird old alcohol. (Though, it's fair to bring up that it might only be because he loves seeing his friends get so severely intoxicated that they trip and fall and crash into things and do stupid shit. It's most likely that, knowing him, but you'll give him the benefit of the doubt). Another thing is that Chenle can outdrink every single one of the Dreamies. I will bet money on this. (Sagittarius vibes XXX)
The only person who can come close is Jeno, and everyone always thinks 'this time will be it!! when Chenle gets usurped!!' because Jeno is incredibly good at not physically appearing drunk... but then after like the 8th shot of LeLe's magically tasteless, 80% ABV, neon green poison wine, Jeno will lay down for a little break and then just not get back up again until the next day. Hence, Chenle, who is rolling his eyes and pouring his own ninth shot and opening up TurboTax to log his last months spending, is the uncontended winner. As always.
park jisung; wasted. Definitely drunk. But like... in the I’m-still-kinda-new-to-this way, where he isn't aware of his limits yet and keeps accepting the drinks being pushed into his hands because he doesn't know any better, and ends up Fucked Up twenty minutes into the function because his bastard friends keep refilling his cup and he can't say no. The type who's whole face turns pink after the first shot because he's trying to look cool and not gag even though he's about one wrong swallow from throwing up entirely.
Jisung will get fascinated by the most mundane of things when he’s inebriated; how the LED lights at the party switch from color to color, how soupy his limbs feel when he moves, how far away and simultaneously close up and wobbly everything looks when he looks at it for too long. He has to remind himself to stop staring at everything, at the floor, and the drink in his hands, at you when you’re talking to him; because everything is just so weird, but… nice weird, and he's not used to it yet. (He will probably never be, TBH). Probably another one like Donghyuck, who hates being left alone, but instead of demanding his person of interest stay with him— he'll simply just get up and follow them around. You're going into the kitchen? Cool, Jisung will come too! Someone is calling you on the phone, so you have to step out for a second? He'll keep you company, doing nothing but staring up in awe at the stars the entire time, and he'll get so into it that you're the one who has to drag him back inside afterwards. Drunk Park Jisung and Freshly Born Puppy are interchangeable phrases; All wobbly limbs and sudden revelations about life and absolute no control over their inside voice. Jisung doesn’t drink often, and surely not for fun because that shit tastes nasty to him still, but when he does give into his friends ribbing and teasing? It’s always the cutest show in the world for anyone lucky enough to see it.
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(a/n: first offical post! letz goooo!! more is to come :-D)
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glytchedmuffins · 3 years ago
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Heyo, have any headcanons about the WorTri 21 year olds? (Hopefully including Raizo because he gets left out quite often).
Honestly the 21 years olds are a fun group to write, so I enjoyed this.
• Reiji tries to be the most mature, most responsible in the group and to try to keep the others in check. But since he lets himself be loose the most around them, he doesn't always succeed.
•  He is also the one who, when they need a designated driver, doesn't drink, cause only he and Suwa have lisences (canon), but since Suwa always ends up drinking, it's up to Reiji.
• Kazama, while he is indeed mature and serious, he is also a complete little shit. You mustn't show weakness around him, or else you won't survive.
• Suwa is his main victim, since he is just too easy it's impossible not to mess with him. But he also does it with Reiji, specifically about Yuri. He'll just casually bring her up and watch the show. Raizo is the only one who managed to not give Kazama any ammo.
• This part of him is why the other 21 year olds keep records of every Kazama shenanigan, be it sober or drunk, that they witness. Not only for payback, but to also have proof to show those, who only know the serious and competent captain Kazama, that they aren't lying.
• We actually don't know exactly when Raizo joined, he isn't on the chart (rip), but since we know he transfered to an engineer 3~ years ago when bullet triggers became popular (so probably around when Nino, Izumi, Kako and such, came along) and I'm assuming he wasn't an attacker for only a month, so I think he enlisted around when Arashiyama and the others did (between Kazama and Suwa).
• He is the most chill out of the 4 of them, not even batting an eye when he gained a lot of weight by accident, so he mostly just silently watches the others in amusement and gets into the least shenanigans.
• Raizo is actually a very active ('will get things done when shit needs done'-wise and not physical-wise) person, but he allows himself to just be dragged around by the others.
• Despite having the least pressence and being mainly in the background (like in the actual series), the others make sure to keep him included. Raizo himself may be content to be simply researching and watching movies down in the R&D dapartment, but he won't say no to hanging out with those 3 goofs (no matter how much a certain crab will complain about being bored).
• Reiji actually tried to help Raizo get back in shape after he started gaining weight, but gave up when he realized Raizo really didn't care about it.
• Because of Raizo the other 3 have encountered Enedorad more than once, Reiji being rather casual about it, but Kazama and Suwa, who have fought that condescending jerk? They take every chance they can to mess with him, to the point where Raizo has to step in and make them stop.
• Poor Suwa got the short end of the stick, he is basicly considered the "youngest", despite being technically the 2nd oldest, and cause of how he doesn't hesitate to show how he feels, which causes him to have the best reactions, he often gets picked on a lot, mainly by Kazama.
• But despite this, he is undoubtly the heart of this friend group. The emotional core. The one in charge of emotional support.
• He is the main organizer of any outing they do, the most emotionally intune, making him realize almost immidiatly when any of them are feeling down and will immidiatly deal with it, and is really the main reason why they can just let loose and relax, you just can't help it when around Suwa.
• Because of this the other 3 are rather protective of Suwa, even if they won't show it to him, they'll allow others to tease and mess with him, but the moment someone genuinely hurts him or actually means any mean thing that they said, they'll be on that person like starved vultrus on a carcass.
• They are like that with each other as well, but they are especially brutal with Suwa offenders.
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missjoolee · 2 years ago
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Would love to hear more about ‘the amanda bar effect’!!
Sending lots of love to you 💙💙💙
Hey Hey! I'm glad you asked about this one because this is on the brink of becoming a fic I never finish. The whole fic is based on a story about my Sister-in-Law one night out at a bar with some friends. She is a friendly adhd style drunk and would constantly leave the friend group to make friends and then bring them back to the table before running off to find someone else, but most of the time it was men who were interested in her and were not exactly interested in hanging out with her friends and getting ditched :X and she also forgot their names and would introduce them with food nicknames.
My brain went. "how can you make it jatp?" and I started this. It's also a Juke meet cute, but i don't have that part written yet. It's another one I thought i had written more of but in reality i had just made bullet points after awhile to get all the thoughts out and now anytime i go to it, i read what i have and then get tired at the idea of elaborating from the bullets so it's been in limbo for quite some time.
feel free to ask me about one of my other wips
Luke remembers now, why he doesn't like being the designated driver. But it was Reggie's idea to come to this club, and Alex was so nervous about inviting the guy he's been texting on the regular, so Luke couldn't ask him to be sober and responsible for their drunk asses on top of that. But this is ridiculous. Willie hasn't arrived yet, and Alex has drank just enough that he refuses to not wingman for Luke. Which he does by randomly walking away and bringing a person back to their table to meet him. It wouldn't be so bad if Reggie wasn't already three shots and two beers in. He also has a habit of getting up to bring random strangers back to the table. Honestly, it's like corralling toddlers. Only the toddlers are both grown ass adults with legs to match. Legs that can move them faster from point a to point b. Toddlers that insist on going in opposite directions. "Shit", Luke mutters as he steers Reggie back to their table. Alex is nowhere to be found. He sits Reggie back down in his seat, making eye contact. "Reggie, buddy, I'm going to go bring Alex back. I need to you stay here. Can you do that? Stay. Here." "Okiley-dokiley, artichokiley!" Reggie giggles, saluting at him. Luke sighs as he searches for Alex, spotting him near the bar talking to a petite blonde woman. This is going to be a long night. "I'll be right back!" He makes his way towards the bar through the throngs of people. The music transitioning to a new song with a higher energy. As he approaches the bar, Alex spots him and starts smacking the blondes' shoulder. "There he is! Cynthia! That's Luke! Doesn't he look cute despite his awful fashion choices?" The blonde, Cynthia, looks like she can't decide if she should be annoyed that Alex was smacking her shoulder or amused at the backhanded compliment towards Luke. "Hi. I'm so sorry about him", Luke apologizes, a blush just slightly tingeing his face and working its way down his neck. "Let's head back to Reggie, bud." Alex scoffs. "Why are you apologizing about me? I was bringing her to meet you! I'm doing this for you!" Cynthia seems to have settled on being amused at this point. "It was nice meeting you, Alex. It looks like you boys are in for an exciting evening!" she chuckles, grabbing her drink and heading off to a table with what looks to be five of her friends waiting on her. Luke lets out a deep breath. His boys will be the death of him tonight at this rate. He begins steering Alex back to their table, sStomach sinking when he realizes that Reggie did not, in fact, stay put.
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