#But dude. I don't care that I can slap the back board without effort. Watching any sport that isn't combative or performative is just...
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I respect your choice to like the culture and the rituals associated with it, but the day I choose sports over literally anything else to consume is the day the ground turns fetid and all birds fall from the sky
#I just don't like egg ball#Well hold on#I used to play American foot ball did karate and then mma#I had fun with that#I also will play basketball when asked#I'll even play soccer with a smile#But that's always because I enjoy spending time with people or making it more enjoyable for someone else#I'm a giant so I've always been put in sports and told how I should play xyz#But dude. I don't care that I can slap the back board without effort. Watching any sport that isn't combative or performative is just...#Like Stephen Curry has nothing on the amateur figure skater that only fell once during their performance to the song my Immortal#I get along with everyone at the tail gate#I'm here at the bar for the drama#We are here to feast and practice rapport despite the waring houses#The colosseum has become a roaring bore where only the audience raise a brow
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