#But Jesus Christ there's shit coming out of Nevada showing the voting machines were rigged 60-40 for Trump.

[possumsinpeoplesuits]

After the past week and a half, I'd welcome this because Canada slapping the shit out of the country isn't even close to the worst case scenario anymore.

Shit, we've got planes falling out of the sky because a Billionaire Nazi's yet-to-be-official Meme Department fired the head of the Make Planes Not Fucking Explode department.

Half the country and 90% of the GDP would be on the side of the Occupy Us NATO Daddy Coalition.

We'll even let you burn down the White House again!

to all the americans who genuinely think that invading canada is a good idea...

you literally already tried that. it did not go well.

we are more left wing. if trump takes us, you will just have made the country more liberal. considering it's republicans who want this, this would be a bad idea.

your military might be stronger than ours, but you would still get your ass kicked by nato. and all the countries we ally with. the uk likes us more than you.

canada is mister war crimes. prepare for some canned food, dickwad.