#Bro there's so many firmaments and they're all doing so much. Dean doesn't die from the rebar a moleman kills him on a hunt.

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Lucifer should've impregnated the hippie from Clap Your Hands If You Believe (unnamed, but IMDB says "Sparrow Jennings") instead of Kelly Kline.

For one, it follows the season's initial trend of Lucifer's destruction being kinda related to Sam - Sam likes Ladyheart so he takes Vince as a vessel, Sam had sex with Sparrow Jennings and she survived that encounter so Lucifer is enforcing the 'Sam's Dick Of Death' curse. (SHE FUCKED SOULESS SAM. WITHIN HOURS OF MEETING HIM. She would be THE MOST down with taking Lucifer's virginity. She would RUIN his hymen.)

And Lucifer could tell her he's Lucifer! He could perform all kinds of miracles, snap his fingers and summon a unicorn! AND SHE WOULD JUST THINK HE'S AN ALIEN.

(She'll also probably get him to take some shrooms in a nature spot and I think that'd be a good experience for him. He'd probably meet her in the vessel of some ecoprotestor who wanted to blow up an oil rig.)

(NO THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT, WHY DIDN'T LUCIFER HANG OUT WITH THE ECOPROTESTORS??? She doesn't belong in the sad Oval Office praying, she should be communing with nature then smiting oil executives with her new besties. The Winchesters + BMOL would indeed have an easier time getting into the White House than a pipeline construction shutdown when they are Dripping with conservative values.)

Sparrow will think that not only is Lucifer an alien, but everyone else is. Dagon, with her yellow eyes and super strength? An Alien. Castiel, trying to take her to "Heaven" to destroy her half-human offspring? She thought he was a Man in Black in a trenchcoat until he teleported her and now He's An Alien. Sam and Dean? Working for the aliens. The British Men of Letters? Feds, and proof that the British empire secretly won the Revolutionary War. She knows no one wants to deal with the intergalactic implications of an extraterrestrial-human hybrid baby, but she doesn't believe in borders and neither does Raindrop!! Also she wants to help the aliens seed the Earth to advance the human race that's why she fibbed a whole lot when she told Lucifer she wasn't ovulating.

Just.... imagine.... Jack (who sometimes calls himself 'Raindrop' even if no one else will) gets to finally watch the video his mother made for him. And Sparrow is crying and telling Jack that she loves him so much, he's such a big ripple in the galaxy and she's proud to be his carrier.... and no one will tell him this but there's a lightbulb in the middle of the Earth-