#Brian O'Halloran

[lurleenlumpkin]

Enjoy this screenshot assortment cribbed from various archive dot org links and BTS videos

[ch0colatepr3tzl]

love being unemployed

[redran6er]

Im going to cry why is he so adorable when hes sleepy

[90smovies]

[flightlesscipher]

I present to u, this classic clerks scene that is in my top THREE fav scenes list from the movie. I almost wanna say number 1 but idk.

THE WAY brian delivers the line "HA FUCKIN BAHWDEE FELLOWT" makes me SCREAM. I have replayed that line over and over and over and yelled every single time. Also must I mention after all the times of watching this movie, I VERY RECENTLY found out jay farts on Randal and it makes this even more special LMAOOO.

Also Randal is so dumb I hate him(I want him so bad.)

[vibe-stash]

Clerks (1994) Director: Kevin Smith Cinematography: David Klein

[iamtryingtobelieve]

"I had a life. I was this close to happily ever after and then… one drunk driver later… my movie's over. Forever. No happy ending! No sequel! Not even a third fucking act! Just fuck you and, oh, by the way, fuck you! Credits." Clerks 3 (2022) Dir: Kevin Smith

[nadiea]

clerks (1994) dir. kevin smith

[dxeam-c4nteen]

"you're my best friend, and i love you. please man, don't leave me."

IM GONNA THROW UP

[follies-of-the-view-askew]

I need the Clerks animated series back so I can have an episode where it's a full moon, but instead of turning into wereanimals, Dante and Randal just turn into Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson. They go crazy and bite Jay and Silent Bob, turning them into Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. Ideally, they will be played in real life and get edited into the show.

[princesspierpaolo]

jay and silent bob strike back (2001) dir. kevin smith

[excessive-linguistic-pressure]

mmm.... new actor loser guy to fawn over....

[redran6er]

Im so obsessed with him!!!

[90smovies]

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing, mention of sex

“and then she flipped her shit because I was upset about…” Dante glanced over at the teens in the back. “Ya know.” I stood up on my toes as I reached to hang the string of bats.

“you’re telling me Veronica got upset about your number but then got mad at you for being upset about her number?” I asked, nodding as dante pushed on my waist to move me over to the left. We shared a smile as the roller chair squeaked with the movement. “That’s bogus as fuck man.”

“Right?” Dante exclaimed. “She’s allowed to be upset but I’m not?” I shrugged as I secured the last of the bats. Dante lifted me up and helped me off the chair.

“thanks.” I said before grabbing the box on the counter and pulling it towards me. “What did Randall say?”

“he was stuck on 37.” Dante groaned, leaning on the counter next to me.

“course he was.” I said, rolling my eyes. “I swear the only thing on that boys mind…” I grabbed the pumpkin lights and frowned as I looked at the ceiling. “Any idea to hang these?” Dante looked at the lights before looking at me.

“you could climb on my shoulders.” He shrugged. “Or we could wait for Randall and we could watch him fuck it up.”

“And then we’d have to fix it anyway.” I pointed out. Grabbing the lights and draping them over my neck, I hopped on the counter. “Alright. Let’s go.” Dante moved between my legs and positioned me over his shoulders before standing up. “Whoa.” I laughed as I nearly hit my head on the cigarette drawer. Dante laughed and tightened his grip on my legs.

“now don’t kick me and don’t pull my hair.” He warned as he moved towards the first hook in the ceiling.

“sounds kinky.” I teased, gently tugging on his hair. Dante smacked my leg, smirking up at me. “Ok. So she goes postal. What are you gonna do about it?”

“well I have to break up with her don’t I?” He asked. I shrugged, dante grabbing my legs as the motion made me shaky.

“over 37?” I asked, leaning forward to miss the light and look at Dante at the same time. “I mean that’s a bit much.”

“no.” Dante groaned. “Her going postal. She hit me over 12. Then she turns around and loses her shit when I’m understandably pissed at 37. She didn’t even know that she was performing sexual acts outside of sex! Feels like people took advantage of her.”

“it kind of does.” I agreed. “So how’s that gonna make you look?”

“well she’ll just have to accept it.” Dante sighed. “If she wants to believe it was over the 37…fine. But I can’t stay in a relationship where my feelings aren’t taken into account or shit on.” Dante reached into the box and handed me the last strand of lights. “Finish these and I’ll work on the clings.”

“you got it boss.” I said, taking the lights and hanging them over the cigarette drawer. “Let me know how it goes with her. I’ll take you out for ice cream.” Dante turned and knelt down so I could sit on the counter.

“I kind of already did it.” Dante rubbed the back of his neck as he turned to look at me. I raised an eyebrow at him. “I also told her there was already someone else.”

“took you long enough hicks.” I smirked at him. Dante blushed as he leaned in and kissed me. “Thought I’d have to settle for Randall.” Dante made a face as he grabbed the clings.

“even jay is better than him.” Dante groaned. I laughed as I swung my legs over the counter. Hopping down, I rang up the teens. Dante nodded at them as they left. “Think this shit hole is festive enough?” Dante stepped back and shrugged.

“if the boss wants more he can do it himself.” He said, hopping the counter and pulling out the sign saying to take change when applicable. “Now come here.” He sat down, his back against the counter and legs stretched out in front of him. I smiled and laid down on top of him, turning my head to kiss him as he wrapped his arms around me.

[flightlesscipher]

Listen mr dante I know ur lowkey a pos and need to learn how to stop suppressing ur rage, but lemme hold u, angel. I'll make u feel like royalty, kitty kween girl🙀 ill take away ur pain and replace it with butterflies, pretty princess. And ill bring u lasagna at work..with extra kisses, muffin🙈 no more sad lil boo boo buttercup dante..only happy to exist cutie mamaz dante😍