#Brian O'Halloran

[redran6er]

Im going to cry why is he so adorable when hes sleepy

[90smovies]

[vibe-stash]

Clerks (1994) Director: Kevin Smith Cinematography: David Klein

[nadiea]

clerks (1994) dir. kevin smith

[iamtryingtobelieve]

"There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." Clerks 2 (2006) Dir: Kevin Smith

[follies-of-the-view-askew]

I need the Clerks animated series back so I can have an episode where it's a full moon, but instead of turning into wereanimals, Dante and Randal just turn into Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson. They go crazy and bite Jay and Silent Bob, turning them into Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. Ideally, they will be played in real life and get edited into the show.

[excessive-linguistic-pressure]

mmm.... new actor loser guy to fawn over....

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing, mention of sex

“and then she flipped her shit because I was upset about…” Dante glanced over at the teens in the back. “Ya know.” I stood up on my toes as I reached to hang the string of bats.

“you’re telling me Veronica got upset about your number but then got mad at you for being upset about her number?” I asked, nodding as dante pushed on my waist to move me over to the left. We shared a smile as the roller chair squeaked with the movement. “That’s bogus as fuck man.”

“Right?” Dante exclaimed. “She’s allowed to be upset but I’m not?” I shrugged as I secured the last of the bats. Dante lifted me up and helped me off the chair.

“thanks.” I said before grabbing the box on the counter and pulling it towards me. “What did Randall say?”

“he was stuck on 37.” Dante groaned, leaning on the counter next to me.

“course he was.” I said, rolling my eyes. “I swear the only thing on that boys mind…” I grabbed the pumpkin lights and frowned as I looked at the ceiling. “Any idea to hang these?” Dante looked at the lights before looking at me.

“you could climb on my shoulders.” He shrugged. “Or we could wait for Randall and we could watch him fuck it up.”

“And then we’d have to fix it anyway.” I pointed out. Grabbing the lights and draping them over my neck, I hopped on the counter. “Alright. Let’s go.” Dante moved between my legs and positioned me over his shoulders before standing up. “Whoa.” I laughed as I nearly hit my head on the cigarette drawer. Dante laughed and tightened his grip on my legs.

“now don’t kick me and don’t pull my hair.” He warned as he moved towards the first hook in the ceiling.

“sounds kinky.” I teased, gently tugging on his hair. Dante smacked my leg, smirking up at me. “Ok. So she goes postal. What are you gonna do about it?”

“well I have to break up with her don’t I?” He asked. I shrugged, dante grabbing my legs as the motion made me shaky.

“over 37?” I asked, leaning forward to miss the light and look at Dante at the same time. “I mean that’s a bit much.”

“no.” Dante groaned. “Her going postal. She hit me over 12. Then she turns around and loses her shit when I’m understandably pissed at 37. She didn’t even know that she was performing sexual acts outside of sex! Feels like people took advantage of her.”

“it kind of does.” I agreed. “So how’s that gonna make you look?”

“well she’ll just have to accept it.” Dante sighed. “If she wants to believe it was over the 37…fine. But I can’t stay in a relationship where my feelings aren’t taken into account or shit on.” Dante reached into the box and handed me the last strand of lights. “Finish these and I’ll work on the clings.”

“you got it boss.” I said, taking the lights and hanging them over the cigarette drawer. “Let me know how it goes with her. I’ll take you out for ice cream.” Dante turned and knelt down so I could sit on the counter.

“I kind of already did it.” Dante rubbed the back of his neck as he turned to look at me. I raised an eyebrow at him. “I also told her there was already someone else.”

“took you long enough hicks.” I smirked at him. Dante blushed as he leaned in and kissed me. “Thought I’d have to settle for Randall.” Dante made a face as he grabbed the clings.

“even jay is better than him.” Dante groaned. I laughed as I swung my legs over the counter. Hopping down, I rang up the teens. Dante nodded at them as they left. “Think this shit hole is festive enough?” Dante stepped back and shrugged.

“if the boss wants more he can do it himself.” He said, hopping the counter and pulling out the sign saying to take change when applicable. “Now come here.” He sat down, his back against the counter and legs stretched out in front of him. I smiled and laid down on top of him, turning my head to kiss him as he wrapped his arms around me.

[spockvarietyhour]

Clerks (1994)/Clerks II (2006)/Clerks III (2022)

[schlock-luster-video]

Wishing a happy birthday to View Askew icon and Clerks star Brian O'Halloran!

[redran6er]

Im so obsessed with him!!!

[90smovies]

[josebarrmageddon]

Clerks(1994) turns 30!

Kevin Smith’s Clerks is the quintessential indie movie that looks at a day in the life of convenient store clerks, Dante and Randal. I first saw this movie when I was 17, in high school, and thought “that was pretty good, it’s funny”. Then I saw it a second time when I was 21 and had a bigger appreciation for it. By then, I had dropped out of college, had no profits and was faced with the realization that, like it or not, I’m not gonna be around forever, let alone stay 20. The conversations between Dante and Randal and convincingly well written and reflect the same talks I had with my friends as we slowly realized that we no longer have safety nets being teenagers and have to face our present and future. Dante definitely represents the hesitation of committing to something and Randal has the spontaneity and deep cuts we all wish we possessed from time to time.

The film is also a testament to independent filmmaking. With a budget of under $30K, Kevin Smith shows what a wordsman he is and how creative you can get with multiple characters in one set. The making of this movie has been covered extensively, especially by Smith himself, and I encourage anyone who’s interested in filmmaking to seek it out. It’s an absolute must for filmmakers. Though the colorful language certainly hasn’t aged well, it’s characterization of lost 20 year olds confronting the unexpected mundaneness of life and fighting to take control of whatever destiny they have still resonates. Shit or get off the pot.

-Jose Barr (10/19/24)

[kai-in-the-korner]

sadly, walter koenig and tommy howell did not make an appearance, i got to meet many people who admire. including brian o’halloran, sgt slaughter, and michael rooker. i never thought id be able to meet people i look up to so much, but i am so so grateful that it happened

[iamtryingtobelieve]

"I had a life. I was this close to happily ever after and then… one drunk driver later… my movie's over. Forever. No happy ending! No sequel! Not even a third fucking act! Just fuck you and, oh, by the way, fuck you! Credits." Clerks 3 (2022) Dir: Kevin Smith

[follies-of-the-view-askew]

Possibly the best image ever taken