#Bracket

[dc-tournaments]

Congratulations to All Martians for being the Most Androgynous Beings Ever!

Most Androgynous Ever bracket

[bestfurryhusband]

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

ASTERIUS HAS BEEN VOTED TUMBLR'S BEST FURRY HUSBAND!!!!

[hiroshotreplica]

FANDOM'S BEST DILF: SEMIFINALS

propaganda under cut

[thefinalbracket]

SEMIFINALS

DOLLY PARTON vs VASH THE STAMPEDE

[destielbait]

FINALS

[internet-horror-bracket]

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared has won the bracket! Thanks for playing.

[bestest-artists-bracket]

That concludes the final round of the Ambiguously Dead Friend Bracket!!

And our winner is…

Acht Mizuta!!

Reblog to give them a congratulatory limited edition record!

This was the closest bracket I’ve ever run, so good job to Missile as well for putting up such a good fight!

[eurovision-brackets]

Käärijä is the winner of the 2023 Eurovision Outfit Bracket!

No one is suprised. It's Käärijä.

Congratulations to our runner ups:

Let 3, Alessandra, and Lord of the Lost!

[mcytblrsexymen]

MCYT SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT ROUND FIVE

[ID: the sexyman bracket, with fifth round matches as detailed below.]

The polls will go live starting at 10AM EST, Saturday 11 February.

If you are just here to vote, not from tumblr, check here.

If you have questions about the tournament, check the FAQ before asking.

You can check live vote counts here—thanks, @this-glittering-world!

MATCHES (quick links to each poll added as polls are posted):

GoodTimesWithScar (1) vs Docm77 (8)

Ethoslab (4) vs MumboJumbo (5)

ZombieCleo (2) vs BDoubleO100 (7)

Joe Hills (3) vs Quackity (22)

[undertale-npcs]

Favorite Undertale NPCs Round 2

"Who even are these characters?":

Inn Kid- The child of the Inn Rabbit. He doesn't understand a lot, like what "maximum HP" is, or why monsters would want to go to the surface.

Onionsan- Onion?????

[cuntiestvillainbracket]

CUNTY VILLAIN FORM IS UP!!!

SUBMISSIONS END 12/1.

GUARANTEED ENTRIES ARE:

LORD SHEN from Kung Fu Panda 2

CRUELLA DE VIL from 101 Dalmatians

GLADOS from Portal

FATHER BALDER from Bayonetta

All 4 DIAMONDS from Steven Universe

[nicktoons-bracket]

SEMI-FINALS

PROPAGANDA BELOW (submitted by users!)

AVATAR

I love how they developed throughout the series. Their story arcs was well written, I love how you can understand why they did certain things. You can relate/understand their perspective of things.

DANNY PHANTOM

It is the fandom that created the tag #NoVivesection

he’s going ghost

Include the antagonists please :))))

The storytelling. Character development. The corny puns, it’s ALL JUST SO GOOD!!! I would have absolutely loved to see what it could have been had it not been cancelled. Or, arguably, what a reboot, similar to what The Fairly Odd Parents got, would be like. They just tied it off with so much potential (which, by the way, was wonderfully taken advantage of in A Glitch In Time, I NEED a book two), and I overall just really adore what the phandom has done with it. It’s one of those shows that’s old enough now that you can show it to the newer generation as an older piece of media, but not so old that it’s obsolete. Butch Hartman did a fanTASTIC job telling us the stories in the DP world, I’m so hyped to see if we get any more big content for it, like we did with A Glitch In Time. Perfect little novel, I love it with all my heart, I want it to be canon. CANON, I SAY!! GIVE US MORE DANNY PHANTOM!!!

daniels your phantaniels 👍

[bestfurryhusband]

[fictional-god-poll]

DEATH from DISCWORLD is the winner of the FICTIONAL REAPER POLL!

I honestly had no idea what discworld was when I started this poll, color me fucking shocked.

Thank you to all who participated!

The next poll will be for fictional Cupids/love spirits. This one’s a bit difficult so I’ll need your help on this one. Reply to this post with character suggestions! The Cupid poll should be up within 4 days.

[poetrysmackdown]

welcome to the 2023 tumblr poetry smackdown

tumblr has developed something of a canon of poetry over the past couple years, and i figured others might enjoy getting a chance to voice their opinions on a few of those poems! poems i chose for the poetry smackdown had to be more or less widely read on tumblr (generally 10k+ notes, most with more or spread across compilations), and relatively short so as to make voting easier. they also had to be complete—there are a lot of popular lines floating around on tumblr that are excerpted from very long poems and/or poems that are inaccessible via internet, and those aren't included here. a handful of poets are represented here twice reflecting my sense of their popularity, but i arranged the bracket in such a way that it won't be able to stay that way past round 2 at the latest. if i missed a poem that is super popular i'm sorry, that said the bracket is staying as is because this was a shit ton of work to put together and i don't want to. ty.

you can get to the polls by following the links below or going to the #round1 tag on my blog. you can also send me propaganda if you want via ask and i'll post it/add it to the next round's post if the poem wins.

happy voting!

sincerely amelia @poetriarchy :)

ROUND 1: ENDS JULY 17 at 6pm EDT

"The Two-Headed Calf" by Laura Gilpin vs. "Butter Dish" by Leonard Cohen (cow poems)

"Poem" by Langston Hughes vs. "A Meeting" by Wendell Berry

"Miss you. Would like to grab that chilled tofu we love." by Gabrielle Calvocoressi vs. "My Sister, Who Died Young, Takes Up The Task" by Jon Pineda

"Hammond B3 Organ Cistern" by Gabrielle Calvocoressi vs. "Hong Kong" by Sue Zhao

"someone will remember us" (fragment by Sappho trans. Anne Carson) vs. "Wait" by Faraj Bou al-Isha trans. Khaled Mattawa

"The Quiet World" by Jeffrey McDaniel vs "Invisible Fish" by Joy Harjo

"Want" by Joan Larkin vs. "Come, and Be My Baby" by Maya Angelou

"Swan" by Mary Oliver vs. "How I Go to the Woods" by Mary Oliver

"The Orange" by Wendy Cope vs. "The Tenor of Your Yes" by Mary Ruefle

"Here There Are Blueberries" by Mary Syzbist vs. "Instructions on Not Giving Up" by Ada Limón

"To The Young Who Want to Die" by Gwendolyn Brooks vs. "A Litany for Survival" by Audre Lorde

"Night Walk" by Franz Wright vs. "Meditations in an Emergency" by Cameron Awkward-Rich

"Summer Was Forever" by Chen Chen vs. "I'm not a religious person but" by Chen Chen

"How to Be a Dog" by Andrew Kane vs. "Scheherazade" by Richard Siken

"I'm going to Minnesota where sadness makes sense" by Danez Smith vs. "Dream Song 29" by John Berryman

"Having a Coke with You" by Frank O'Hara vs. "Having 'Having a Coke with You' with You" by Mark Leidner

ADDENDUM: at 6pm on July 17th (or possibly a day earlier if there's already a clear sweep), I will be releasing a one-day poll that will give voters the option to sub in "Wild Geese" by Mary Oliver for the winner of matchup #8: "Swan" vs. "How I Go to the Woods". this is to help correct my significant oversight when I was remembering which two Oliver poems I've seen most on tumblr, and it's the only time I'm doing this kind of thing, so don't suggest it for any other poems after this please. that said, a sincere ty to @darkcomedies for first bringing its absence to my attention! and keep an eye out for this extra poll which i am calling ROUND 1.5: A HAIL MARY (OLIVER)

[mostredactedbracket]

BIGGEST RISK TO NATIONAL SECURITY BRACKET FINAL ROUND

Ed Elric- child soldier uncovers national conspiracy and aids rebellion/government takeover

Jester Lavorre- involved in several wars on the side of herself and her friends, started a cult, tricked fairytale tricksters

Monkey D Luffy- pirate captain tries to find world government's biggest secret and exposes/stops all their bullshit along the way