#Blood Pressure tester

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Weird question time, not really a medical question, more a question about doctors office response times? Below a read more in case you want to skip it:

So, last week I may or may not have passed out*, in a way different to the times I may or may not (almost definitely have) passed out before, because this time my blood pressure was not low and my heart rate was not high. I am someone with a long history of cardiac-adjacent issues, endocrine and/or brain related issues, and neurological issues**. I called my primary care doctor early afternoon on Wednesday and did not hear back from his office until after 5pm on Thursday, though the very helpful nurse I spoke to at the front desk squeezed me in for an appointment with a different doc at the same location on Thursday morning. I called my neurologist at the same time Wednesday, and I did not hear back from their office until today, the following Monday. They also were not calling to schedule an appointment. They were calling to see if I'd gotten my referral to an ENT that they send in five months ago, and mentioned they'd gotten my message that I'd "had an incident". I had to get transferred to someone else and say "I saw my primary care doctor already because you did not return my messages and I'd passed out. He did some bloodwork that all turned up normal and told me to talk to my neurologist" before they even considered getting me an appointment (which they did not do! They said they'd call me back tomorrow!) The question: Is that an unreasonable response time? It feels like an unreasonable response time to me, from both my PCP and my neurologist, honestly. Like, the nurse at the PCP's facility got me in to see another doctor, but my PCP didn't know and didn't respond for over a day, and my neurologist took five days and wouldn't schedule an appointment. I suspect the combo of past history of heart and neurological issues and passing out for the first time in years should be the sort of thing that rings alarm bells, right? *when I felt like I was going to fall down if I did not immediately lie down, I chose to lie down and had my eyes closed while lying down and I think I lost time? hard to tell though **I have tachycardia but it's never ever out of rhythm, so technically I don't have heart issues? The tachycardia tends to alarm new doctors though, like I get an express pass to an EKG immediately at the ER. The endocrine and/or brain issue is the salt wasting syndrome. Might be endocrine! Might be brain damage! Hard to tell! Thought it was endocrine for a long time but there's overlap. The neurological issues are migraines and brain fog.

[melonisopod]

22-foot Miia dakimakura isn't enough I need that bitch to give me a full-body blood pressure test.

did you know that you can purchase a life sized, 22 foot miia daki because you absolutely can

[g0dlyunsub]

under pressure.

getting strapped up to a lie detector as part of a bet wasn’t exactly in your plans, nor was exposing your deepest secret to spencer reid.

pairing :: spencer x fem bau!reader

warnings :: fluff! confessions, coworkers to lovers, cheesiness overload 

word count :: 1.6k

author’s note :: three weeks since i last posted a fic?? absolutely unacceptable *presses post button*

accompanying song :: more than friends by aidan bissett

“there’s a reason why that thing’s admissible in court,” you murmur to derek, watching as the officer packs the polygraph back into a cabinet.

derek chuckles.

“you think you can beat it?”

“i know i can beat it.”

you cross your arms and look up with a challenging smirk.

“there’s actually a lot of skepticism surrounding the validity and accuracy of polygraph testing, especially since it’s only an instrument that measures physiological changes like heart activity and perspiration. people often mistakenly assume they’re trying to deceive a machine, when really it’s all about the polygrapher, who oversees and administers the examination.”

you don’t even have to turn your head to know it’s spencer who’s just made his way into the room, derek’s lifted brow a confirmation of his presence.

“ah, look who’s finally found us. i was starting to miss you a little, kid.” 

“what are you guys up to?” spencer asks in return, his gaze shifting from you to derek, before slowly making way back to you. 

“l/n thinks she’ll pass the test with flying colors.” derek points at the cabinet and looks at you with a winsome grin.

“i won’t even have to try.” you shrug, placing your hands on your hips confidently.

“wanna bet on it?”

“loser pays for dinner. reid, you in?”

“i uh, i think i’ll just watch,” spencer politely declines, his hands nervously burrowing deep into his pockets.

derek bursts into laughter. “oh come on, kid, it’s free dinner for the both of us.” 

spencer chuckles quietly. “we’ll see.”

you make your way over to the cabinet, kneeling to retrieve the bulky device, and set it down on the table behind you. 

taking a seat, you lift your arms to secure the straps above and below your chest, and attach the blood pressure cuffs to your right arm. 

“nuh-uh.” 

you hear derek tut a sequence of disapproving clicks.

“hey kid, check to see if it’s around her securely.” derek tilts his head at spencer before nodding in your direction, adding, “don’t want you deceiving us in other ways.”

you roll your eyes before raising your arms in surrender. “go ahead, i’ve got nothing to hide.”

spencer slowly approaches you, hesitant steps overtaking his stride as he moves to stand in front of you. positioning a hand on your back for support, spencer sticks a finger between the gaps of the sides of your chest and the straps.

the straps tighten ever so slightly, causing your breath to hitch in the back of your throat. almost like an unconscious reflex, you release a breathy exhale.

“is that too tight?”

it’s barely a whisper, and he’s close, so close — his lips hover practically right beside your ear that you can feel his breath tickle the hairs on your neck.

“no,” you let out, “it’s good.”

your heart’s pounding now, and you’re thankful that you’re not hooked up to the monitor rate, at least not yet. 

“just slide your finger into the clamp,” spencer instructs, his hand guiding yours into the plate where the electrodes lightly pinch your fingertips.

“is that comfortable?” spencer asks once again, his furrowed brows an indicator of marked concern as he searches for any signs of discomfort.

“yup.”

you bite your bottom lip as spencer hooks the cords to the monitor. his attentive eyes gloss over your strapped arm and flick downwards, stopping once they take note of your bouncing legs. you still your legs almost immediately.

“alright l/n, here’s a tester.” derek approaches you and lays his hands on the table, leaning forward. “have you ever lied to get out of trouble?”

you don’t even need to think twice. with a daring grin, you respond, “yes.”

“it’s stable,” spencer nods.

a mischievous smirk plays on derek’s lips. 

“have you ever lied to hotch before?”

you huff an amused chuckle, one laced with throaty disbelief. “no.”

derek rolls his eyes, but spencer nods in your direction. “steady.” 

“oh come on, not even once?”

you raise an eyebrow as if to challenge him. “why… have you?”

“this is about you, remember?” derek wiggles a finger disapprovingly. “next one… have you ever had any romantic feelings for anyone on our team?”

it's a question you were most definitely not expecting.

it’s only a brief pause, but it’s long enough to have you doubting – are your eyes widening? are your parting lips betraying you? is it actual sweat that’s starting to coat the tips of your fingers or are you imagining it?

“no, i have not.”

you feel heat start to creep into your cheeks, but try your best to remain unfazed as you await spencer’s judgment.

“give me… one second.”

the air suddenly feels ten times heavier.

a nervous chuckle escapes from your lips as you glance around. 

“try not to bounce your leg up and down,” spencer finally calls back, and you have to physically restrain yourself from sighing in relief. 

“alright, let’s try again,” derek announces as he finally takes a seat across from you. “have you ever had feelings for… doctor spencer reid?”

your instantaneous scoff overlaps with spencer’s. before you can respond, however, spencer chirps up first.

“y/n, don’t – don’t answer that.”

you, too, try to dodge the question with a dismissive wave. “come on, derek.”

thankfully, he rests the question aside. “fine. have you ever passed your files to someone else without them knowing?”

“yes.”

“to who?”

“to you, actually,” you boldly assert, leaning back into your chair.

“oh, she’s a rebel,” derek slyly retorts back, his gaze unflinching as spencer affirms your claim.

“did you, at any point, lie during this test?”

“no.”

“alright,” derek continues, “last question.”

“bring it.”

“do you currently have any romantic feelings for spencer reid?”

“seriously?” you swivel your head back and forth between derek and spencer, your eyes widening in disbelief at the fact that he’s repeating a previous question, merely adjusting a couple words.

it’s a question that you can’t answer. no, that you shouldn’t answer.

but this time, spencer’s quiet.

“you’re kidding me,” you laugh, “we are not being for real right now.”

“oh i’m being very real right now.” 

your heart thumps like a wild drumbeat, your pulse echoing through the veins marking the side of your neck. 

you start to lace your fingers together nervously as a thin layer of sweat covers your palms. the more you think about your moist hands, though, the more you start to sweat. it’s a constant feedback loop, feeding off of your deeply-buried secret.

slowly, you take off the straps and set the electrode in front of you, on the table. 

radio silence falls over the air disturbingly, like the entire room’s tuned to the wrong frequency. 

then, “reid, did you get that?”

it takes another five seconds for sound to fill the room once again, but the gravity of the silence is almost too heavy for you to register – your wordless confession strikes the back of your mind like an unpleasant storm, raining down on your thoughts with regret and humiliation.

“y/n, um, there’s a lot of environmental factors that can impact physiological response-”

there’s no going back anymore. 

if you don't say it now, it'll linger in the depths of your mind forever.

“i do like you.”

when there’s no response, you decide to fully commit to your confession. “you said so yourself, this isn’t about fooling the device, it’s all about the polygrapher. so, spencer, what’s your judgment?”

you swear you can hear your own pulse drumming against you and shaking your body. with the faintest whisper, spencer utters, “i think you’re telling the truth.”

after hearing his response, you shove your hands into your pockets and prepare to leave, but not without throwing a glance at derek, who’s guiltily tracing the edges of his beard.

as you approach the door, however, a hand hooks around your elbow, stopping you dead in your tracks.

spencer’s hand.

“that’s it? you’re not going to hear my response?”

you don’t look up. “no, i… fine, tell me.”

if only you knew about the collective swarm of thoughts swimming in his brain, the thoughts that are denaturing all his senses of rationality and self-control. he has so much to tell you, words that he’d spill almost instantly if he’d been better prepared.

his hand moves down to envelop your own. 

you do nothing to stop him. 

slowly, he drags your hand upwards, until it rests against his chest.

against his speeding heart.

“spencer?”

the glow in his eyes is unmistakable – his dewy orbs gaze into yours lovingly, the exchange almost a confession in itself.

“i don’t think that either of us can beat the test,” spencer softly murmurs, his breathy chuckle sounding like music to your ears.

you don’t know how to describe it – it’s a bittersweet concoction of emotions that continues to spread throughout your body the more spencer nuzzles up against you.

“no,” you voice after a pause, “i don’t think we can.”

“very cute guys, but i’m waiting on my victory dinner, so if you two can-”

“oh shush, derek, you’re ruining the moment,” you say as you break into laughter, and bury your head against spencer’s chest when you fail to recover your composure.

“and you’re gonna have to pay me extra if you want me to keep my mouth shut in front of all the others,” derek retaliates, his smug grin causing you to roll your eyes. 

“i think i can wrap the straps around his mouth if you hold him against the door,” you start while looking up into spencer’s eyes, speaking loud enough to draw derek’s attention.

spencer returns with a wide smile, one that tugs at your throat to release another hearty laugh.

“yeah, i’ll grab his arms first.”

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Yandere Hades, Qin Shi Huang, Apollo, Poseidon, Hercules, Ares and Hermes x Maomao Reader please?

This would be so funny because while many women, mortal, goddess, nymph and many other species fawn and lust over him, Reader looks upon him in disgust/disinterest when it comes to his physical appearance

However she only gets excited and show joy when it comes to medical herbs, poisons and certain animals which she scared him after he saw her consume poison and have a smile on her face over it

Frog Scene (Girl, I SCREAMED like a banshee I kid you not when I saw that scene)

OMG same! I read the manga, so I knew this was coming but when it happened, I squeed so loudly!

-He had it all, (Love) had adoration from women- gods, humans, nymphs- they all adored him for his handsome good looks and power!

-You, however, were an outlier- you looked upon him like he was scum at your feet, like you weren’t affected by his beauty, strength and skills- to you he was an annoyance and you had no issues showing it on your face when you looked at him, especially when he would try to flirt with you, to get a reaction out of you, but you would always bristle like a cat, glaring at him.

-It was strange, your reactions to him, it annoyed him at first, as he couldn’t understand it, he couldn’t wrap his head around how you weren’t swooning over him like others who would give anything for a fraction of his attention.

-You weren’t bothered by their jealous looks as (Love) was paying attention only to you, as he wanted you to acknowledge him in something other than anger and annoyance.

-(Love) was stunned to see that you were okay with treating others with kindness, speaking kindly, smiling gently, and conversing that didn’t sound like forced politeness, and he grew rather cranky, feeling salty that you treated him differently!

-That’s when he had an epiphany- you treated him differently and he liked it! You weren’t like everyone else, you treated him like how he acted, a cocky and sometimes arrogant full-of-himself!

-This, unfortunately for you, led to him seeking you out more, wanting to get to know you more, which made his admirers jealous and which annoyed you, especially when he cut into your personal time with your research.

-(Love) had nearly collapsed as he watched you eating something poisonous on purpose, rushing over to haul you up to take you to the clinic, but he froze as you looked to be in absolute bliss, smiling so beautifully as if you had just seen heaven.

-You blinked as his hands clapped down on your shoulders, holding you there as he was enraptured with your beautiful smile, like you just realized he was there as you spoke, “Hello Lord (Love), is there something you needed?”

-He instantly was yelling at you, mostly in worry more than anything, “Why are you eating poison?! And why do you look so happy about it?!”

-You looked a bit surprised but answered like it was no big deal, “I was a poison tester while I was alive. I grew immune to poisons by ingesting so many and instead of it bothering me, it tastes delicious, and I love how it makes me feel.”

-Despite being shocked by your answer, (Love) spent the next half hour yelling at you for being so reckless, because if you died in Valhalla, you would be erased from existence. You didn’t realize he cared so much about you, as his anger was surprising, but you just sat there, taking your scolding.

-You unfortunately made it worse by reaching for the bowl while he was pacing back and forth, wanting another bite, which led to your scolding session being expanded by another full hour.

-You were going to give him high blood pressure, but he did enjoy seeing the looks of glee on your face from seeing rare herbs, medicines, and other poisons.

-You were a strange person, but he couldn’t help but feel more and more drawn to you and while you hated to admit it, you grew to enjoy his company. He wasn’t the arrogant pretty boy you thought he was- he was more complex than that.

-The two of kept learning more and more about each other as you grew closer, much to the dismay of his admirers, who knew that they lost to you.

[luna-wing-cns274]

Hachiko wears a full flight suit, complete with anti-g pressure sacs on the abdomen and legs. The suit is customized for her non-human physiology, accommodating her tail and digitigrade legs. She waves to the camera.

< Hey, all. In solidarity with human pilots, today I’m going to try something which will probably be very unpleasant.

Though I’m pretty familiar with the effects on a casket, I have no idea how it feels to pull gees in an organic body. So, with the magic of full-body somatosensory simulation, I’m going to change that. >

From empty space, a fighter pilot’s seat appears, and Hachiko straps herself in.

< How do these buckles go…? Yeah, I think that’s right.

Okay, step one. This is a little something I dug up off the Omni. Can’t speak to how realistic it is, but according to a few human testers, it shouldn't be too far off. >

[ meatmode.sim ENABLED ]

“Ohh, wow.”

Hachi flexes her fingers, presses one palm against her lower jaw. Methodically, she begins feeling over the shape of her skull.

“Feel really heavy. I’ve got bones? Real ones, I mean. Skin feels loose. Feel really, really warm…my fur. There’s something wrong with my chest. Pressure. Muscles—”

Abruptly, she sucks in a deep breath. Chest heaving, she repeats the cycle several times.

“—yeah. Oh, yeah. That. There’s my diaphragm. I, uh. Wait.”

She claps a hand over her breast, squinting.

“…squirming? There’s something in there. Now that I’m keyed in, I can feel it. Rhythm.

Oh my God, that’s my heart.”

Her voice trails off as she sits and feels it. Another few moments, and she breathes again. Slower this time; her control is better.

“Okay. This is already really uncomfortable. But we’re gonna push it.

Queuing first test. Let’s start nice and low; six G for…ten seconds. That ought to be manageable. Acceleration in 3, 2, 1—woh”

Hachi’s body goes rigid, the cartilage of her ears snapping backwards. Straining hard, she clenches the muscles in her legs and abdomen. Her g-suit reacts to the force, applying pressure. Grunting with exertion, she holds out for a few moments before her eyelid starts to droop.

Her head lolls forward.

After another few seconds, the force on her body visibly abates. Even so, it takes time for her to emerge from syncope. A thin noise warbles from her throat.

“…tail. My tail. It feels like someone just tried to rip my tail off. My stomach—”

A look of surprise and horror crosses Hachi’s face. Weakly, she turns, grimaces, and retches. There’s nothing for her to vomit, but she dry heaves violently. The tissue of her exposed gums is pale, almost white.

She slumps back against the headrest, hyperventilating, mouth agape. It looks as though she might pass out again. Gradually, though, she steadies her breathing, and color begins to return to her tissues as normal blood flow is restored.

“Ohhh,” she says, drawing the word out into a thin croak. “That sucks. Yeah, that sucks.”

Shaking her head, she groans. “That’s only six? My heart’s trying to burst out of my chest. This body isn’t. It’s not in bad shape, either. That just fucking sucks. How do y’all…?”

[ meatmode.sim DISABLED ]

All at once, Hachi relaxes. Her eye opens fully, and the drowsy quality of her voice disappears.

< Yeah. I’m gonna call it there, at least for a second. Oh, man. >

[apuff]

low blood pressure is in the family this is on the table

im starting to think i have blood circulation problems bc that explains why i get completely random pains and aches in my body for no reason (if muscles dont get enough oxygen to work properly they start using the nasty thing to work that makes you hurt)

and why im so lightheaded all the time just getting up after doing literally nothing but also explain why i get the inverse of this every time i do exercise (bc then the blood is actually circulating properly)

[nhaneh]

one hour in and wearing this blood pressure tester wotsit is already kind of a pain

just 23 more hours... x_x

[lemonsandmorelemons]

Went to the Dr today and I have high blood pressure!! Great!! They sent me home with a tester thing and want me to check it for two weeks and follow up. Fabulous!!

[gasstationsoda]

I just got an ad for this app claiming that it can check your blood pressure, blood oxygen, and blood sugar just from pointing the camera at your wrist. I'm genuinely shocked that blatant, dangerous false advertising like this is allowed from the app store and on Tumblr

It started out talking about how blood sugar tests are wasteful and disposable, including the kind that doesn't use individual paper strips, showed a person throwing away their tester, and then made this false claim

I think the only reason it's technically not false advertising is that they never actually showed the app monitoring someone's blood sugar, they just talked about how bad the testers are before showing an app that can do all kinds of magic with your blood

It has a 2.6 on the app store. All of the reviews are either 5 stars or 1 star, I'm guessing the 5 star reviews are mostly bots, except for the one I saw that said "Easiest way to die!"

According to reviews, it's nothing but ads and you can't even get the real features to work because of the ads

Please just do me a favor and report the ad if you see it and report the app itself. Here's the Google Play store page, Idk how to find the IOS link

[erus-world-blog]

Lucky shot

Warning, dead dove subjects ahead including mild gore and references to death

These days were rocky, many times he wanted to just cry from the pressure of being in a new place. But his dorm mate Rain made his transition a bit easier, the two new to the school and first years. The ever loving peaceful angel currently was not having fun, as he was thrown into a stress tester. A virtual reality test that he kept failing, always dying because he wouldn’t fight. After what felt like several hundred deaths he was pulled out with a disappointed sigh from Mr. Wyverstone, the combat teacher. His grey eyes met Persephone's red eyes, a look of disappointment. Persephone sighed knowing what was gonna be said, but instead Wyverstone took a seat next to him. 

“This is the last chance we can give you, I’ll put you in with a group before we move on with different placement.” Wyverstone’s voice was stern but understanding, seeming to think he could turn off his tenderness. And like that he was plunged into that fake world. He looked around to see who he was being teamed up with, seeing two other first years he had yet to learn and someone who made his heart flutter. Clara was there, his cheeks dusted pink as he smiled at him. 

“And what are you still doing here?

“I-I just can’t get myself to attack.” He stuttered softly before Clara hummed. “You just need to remember who you protect.” She simply said. 

If only Clara knew that from the start that Persephone was true to his word, even as the one holding a sniper and always getting clear shots, he never shot. He couldn’t, he would shake every time. That was till the other two were on the ground and Clara swung her purple glowing sword. Time seemed to slow around Persephone, even if this wasn’t real, seeing her struggling made him see red. The air stilled as the larger virtual enemy ai sent a knee to Clara’s torso, the beauty doubling over as the air was knocked from her. She wheezed as she hissed, the feeling of her hair being pulled back up to see the blade of her enemy raised in the air, its fated air with her neck, she fluttered her eyes shut. 

A sudden thunderous bang shattered the silence from a few feet behind the dapple angel. Then a second and third, each one making her flinch, not from the sound but the repeated splats of something sticky and wet. Her eyes opened to a sight that horrified her, the side of its skull missing, the other having missed or hit the shoulder of this ai. It would have eased her id the right arm wasn’t hanging from small torn and burned bits of flesh. The weapons they had in here was what they had commissioned to fight with. She felt its hand drop her hair as it fell and Peresphone yelled in fear of his own actions. Clara looked back to him, turning on her heel to go to him before a hand came out and slapped her away, her body hitting the wall. 

It was wrong, all of it was wrong and it shook Persephone to his core. Black fur stood on two feet and its knuckles, its elongated muzzle with snagged teeth laced its lips, a foam at its lips and yet when Persephone racked his next shot the bulging white eyes glimmered with anger. It felt just like when he attacked the last god of the apocalypse, Persephone’s uncle, Xaras. The smell of the coppery blood, the taste, and the feeling of his air bubbling in the back of his mouth. The feeling of the icy metal that sent shock-wave after shock-wave of pain relief, of his body repairing itself before tearing once more, bleeding the regenerated life essence. 

Every death scythe was unique for every Mors, The same stood for the weakest of the Mors. Persephone’s was a break apart dual ended scythe, one to heal, the other to harm. That was the only reason he stood in his home, the floor stained with crimson and feathers of black, red and blue. He killed his uncle, his own flesh and blood, because he harmed his mother, because he broke his parents apart, he broke his mother in a way she would never recover. Xaras was the reason his mother left him in this cursed world. He remembered feeling Xaras’s life staining his clothes and his skin. Persephone could feel the strained breath that wheezed from his throat as he slowly pulled the golden blade of his scythe, each burning inch, each swing of his blade, the crack of a skull here, a splatter of crimson. When he set back into the present, each labored fearful breath as he came to the sight below him. The once serpent wolf that had once reached for him now laid on the floor, its face and skull concave on the butt of his rifle's stock. The bits of skull, skin and brain matter splattered and even some stuck on the angel's pale skin. The barrel to the sky, the rifle was blooded and damaged, the smell of gunpowder. Weak legs picked him up and carried him to Clara, she had to still be alive, he didn’t care if this was a simulation, he would be damned if his friend suffered because of him, not like his mother. 

“Clara, Clara!” His voice grew louder than his simple whisper, his crimson gaze catching her pink eyes as they slowly fluttered. Then a yelp started the dark angel, unsure what he did to get such a reaction from his bright counterpart. 

Clara however, was surprised, her once shy and pacifist friend was knelt over her, his black and red tipped wings matted, his hair a mess and yet it was just the fact that even with his head bleeding but the distant look in his eyes. It felt as if death was actually coming for her. 

When his hearing started to fade, his vision darkening he knew this, this was being pulled out. That's right, this wasn't real, why was he so worried, why didn’t he feel bad for harming two creatures he saw as real.

Coming out of the simulation he looked at his teacher, only to see a horrified look on his face and got him an immediate appointment with the school's counselor, Nina Crimson. It was such an uncomfortable thing, with Persephone who was currently pouting and embarrassed, his feathered ears flared, Yama talking with Nina and well Nina, who was worried, rightfully so. Persephone didn’t know what he was more thankful for, Nina buying the “he’s just adjusting”, the fact his brother was there to help him, or that his problems could be paid to go away. Maybe all of them or that she was even willing to take money to wave away the well placed worry. He didn’t have the time to go to therapy, he found his reason to fight, his reason to try and achieve peace. His reason to live on was Clara and he was scared how she would feel about him after this. When let out, Yama patted his head before waving him bye. 

“You were amazing” 

A voice spoke, Persephone taking notice to the Meoshu he had once felt dread from but now it all was just joy, maybe the first day was just a moment of frustration he sensed. “Oh?” “The battle sensation, I was passing by from class and I saw, it was amazing, I would love you to be your mechanic if you need a new gun, I saw how the gun you used in there jammed and led to the blunt beating.”

Manic, with a pep in his tone chirped, a smile plastered, such a bright and bubbly boy. Nothing like what Clara and Scarlet said, Manic wasn’t dark hell he was as bright as the forest green hair that was messy and fluffy, it also held his ears, the furry green that had a slight flop, the smell of light fresh cut grass on him. Manic’s brown eyes, a beautiful coco color, even the soft freckles that kissed his cheeks seemed to calm Persephone of his previous worries.

“Yeah, that would be lovely” Persephone didn't even know what he was saying, it was like he wasn’t saying it at first, but it felt right. Manic’s face lit up and with many “Thank you”s the two were heading back to Wyverstone’s class, where Persephone was welcomed into the class fully, he had passed, no need to change. He looked about before seeing her, the beauty of Clara, his heart fluttering, wings and feathers fluttering some or puffing up. He watched Clara look at him surprised then giggled, only to be pulled from the lovely sight by Manic who was holding a card to him. 

When sitting back by Clara she looked at him and asked with surprise in her voice.

“Is that Manic’s actual card” Her voice carried and soon enough their classmates surrounded them to get a look.

“Yeah, what’s the big deal?”

He asked and a collected gasp was heard, someone speaking up.“Are you kidding? Manic never offers to be someone’s mechanic, he barely makes things for others, but the craftsmanship was always the best out of everyone's.” The praise on Manic’s craft and the fact that Manic even wanted to make his gun, he felt so lucky.

[testing-services]

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Testing labs evaluate safety footwear against multiple national and international standards, including:

ASTM F2413 – Standard for performance requirements in protective footwear (USA)

EN ISO 20345 / EN ISO 20347 – European standards for occupational footwear

OSHA 1910.136 – U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration guidelines

ISO 13287 – Slip resistance testing

EN 13832 – Footwear protecting against chemicals

These standards define specific tests tailored to the environments and risks of each industry.

Specialized Safety Footwear Tests for the Healthcare Sector

1. Slip Resistance Testing

Hospitals and laboratories often have smooth floors that are regularly cleaned or sanitized, creating a high risk for slipping. Labs perform ISO 13287 slip resistance tests using various surfaces (ceramic tiles, steel, etc.) with water, oil, or detergent contaminants.

Test method: The outsole is placed on an inclined plane or robotic foot tester, and the coefficient of friction is measured under different wet conditions.

Objective: Ensure the footwear maintains grip and prevents fall-related injuries.

2. Penetration and Puncture Resistance

Healthcare workers risk stepping on broken vials, needles, or glass. Labs test the midsole plate (steel or composite) for resistance against punctures.

Test method: A nail or sharp object is driven into the sole at a specific force (usually 1100 N) to evaluate protection.

Objective: Prevent sharp-object injuries from penetrating the sole.

3. Bloodborne Pathogen Resistance

Footwear used in operating rooms and labs must resist contamination from blood and bodily fluids.

Test method: Synthetic blood is applied under pressure to the upper material. The test observes for fluid penetration and absorption.

Objective: Prevent exposure to infectious fluids, supporting infection control.

4. Antibacterial and Antifungal Properties

In healthcare, antimicrobial surfaces reduce the risk of cross-contamination. Labs test the insole and upper materials for their ability to resist microbial growth.

Test method: Footwear is incubated in controlled environments with bacterial strains, and microbial growth is evaluated over time.

Objective: Minimize pathogen transfer and support sterile work environments.

5. Ergonomic and Comfort Testing

Healthcare professionals are often on their feet for over 12 hours. Testing includes cushioning, arch support, pressure distribution, and shock absorption.

Test method: Pressure plates and gait analysis tools measure how the footwear performs during prolonged wear.

Objective: Ensure wearer comfort and reduce fatigue-related injuries.

Specialized Safety Footwear Tests for the Chemical Industry

1. Chemical Resistance Testing (EN 13832)

Footwear in chemical environments must resist contact with acids, alkalis, solvents, and other corrosive agents.

Test method: The footwear material is exposed to chemicals like sulfuric acid, methanol, or sodium hydroxide. Labs measure:

Swelling or shrinking

Cracking or hardening

Loss of mechanical properties

Objective: Verify the chemical resistance of sole and upper materials to prevent corrosion or penetration.

2. Thermal Degradation and Flammability Testing

Certain chemicals are flammable or reactive to heat. Safety footwear is tested for heat resistance and flammability.

Test method: The footwear is exposed to high temperatures or open flames to observe melting, ignition time, and burn-through resistance.

Objective: Ensure fire safety compliance in volatile chemical environments.

3. Electrical Hazard (EH) Protection Testing

In environments with electrical equipment and static-sensitive chemicals, footwear must provide insulation against electric shocks.

Test method: A high-voltage test (up to 18,000V for 1 minute) is applied to determine if the footwear can resist electrical conduction.

Objective: Protect the worker from accidental electric shock and static discharge.

4. Abrasion and Chemical Degradation Resistance

Continuous exposure to chemical residues can wear down soles. Abrasion testing is conducted alongside chemical soaking to evaluate durability under stress.

Test method: Rotating wheels or sandpaper simulate wear, both dry and after chemical exposure.

Objective: Determine the footwear’s lifespan and resilience in corrosive environments.

Role of Accredited Laboratories in Safety Footwear Testing

Only ISO 17025-accredited labs are authorized to conduct reliable safety footwear tests. These labs provide:

Validated testing protocols aligned with global standards

Specialized equipment for chemical and biosafety testing

Neutral third-party verification of compliance

Certification reports that support product approval and regulatory audits

For healthcare and chemical companies, partnering with such labs ensures that their workforce is protected by scientifically verified gear.

Importance of Choosing Tested Footwear

Using tested and certified footwear has numerous benefits for employers and employees alike:

Reduces workplace injuries and enhances worker confidence

Ensures compliance with occupational safety laws

Prevents cross-contamination in sensitive areas

Lowers long-term costs from legal claims or product failures

Whether you’re a procurement officer in a hospital or an EHS manager in a chemical plant, always request test reports and certifications from suppliers.

Final Thoughts

When it comes to personal protective equipment, footwear is often underestimated—especially in industries like healthcare and chemicals. But poor-quality shoes can lead to injuries, contamination, and costly non-compliance.

Through rigorous Safety Footwear Testing, accredited laboratories ensure that protective shoes used in these industries perform at the highest level. From antimicrobial protection and slip resistance in hospitals to chemical resistance and EH protection in laboratories, every element is tested for real-world safety.

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Monitor your legal bac with India’s top breathalyzer solution

Driving or working under the influence of alcohol is not only dangerous but also illegal in most parts of the world, including India. This is why it’s crucial to understand your legal BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) and use tools that help you stay within safe and legal limits. At Esspron, we specialize in providing high-quality breath alcohol machines that ensure accurate readings every time.

What is Legal BAC?

Legal BAC refers to the legally permitted blood alcohol concentration level for activities such as driving or operating machinery. In India, the limit is typically 0.03%, and exceeding it can result in fines, license suspension, or even imprisonment. Understanding your BAC and measuring it using a reliable legal breathalyzer from Esspron can help you avoid such risks.

Reliable Breath Alcohol Machines for All Needs

Esspron’s breath alcohol machines are designed for versatility. Whether you're an individual, a business owner, or part of a regulatory body, we offer solutions that meet your needs. Our product range includes:

Compact breathalyzer testers for personal safety

Professional breath alcohol machines for workplace compliance

Enterprise-grade alcohol testing systems for government or industrial use

All of our devices are built to meet industry standards for legal breathalyzer compliance and offer immediate, accurate results.

Technology that Supports Safety

Esspron uses advanced sensor technology in every breath alcohol machine, ensuring real-time BAC readings with minimal error. Our devices are user-friendly and designed to work efficiently even in high-pressure environments. Whether you need a fast test at a traffic stop or regular checks at a manufacturing site, Esspron breathalyzers deliver performance you can count on.

Applications of Our Breath Alcohol Machines

Esspron’s alcohol detection systems are ideal for:

Transportation companies monitoring driver sobriety

Corporate offices enforcing zero-alcohol workplace policies

Hospitals and clinics needing reliable alcohol testing

Law enforcement agencies conducting on-the-spot BAC checks

Our devices help ensure that employees and individuals stay within the legal BAC limit, reducing the risk of accidents and legal trouble.

Conclusion

When it comes to alcohol testing, precision and reliability are key. Esspron’s range of breath alcohol machines ensures that you always know your legal BAC, allowing you to stay compliant, responsible, and safe. Trust Esspron for dependable alcohol detection systems that set the benchmark in India.

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Bless You! Pre-Production

SFX

I don’t have much experience in SFX and began reaching out to SFX artists other people in the crew had worked with in the past, a lot of them didn’t reply which is understandable given I started sending these out these emails right after new year. I thought a lot of people would still be on break. I ended up getting a reply from someone I messaged through instagram and she sounded super keen on the project. I pitched the film to her and sent her over the excerpt of the script where the SFX would be present and she was super excited to get started. I sent her over a ketch I did of the infected leg as well as some scar references. We also had a call to talk things over more clearly and that was it! She said she would do a tester before the shoot just to make sure we (Oliwia and myself) were happy and here’s what it looked like!

We both thought it looked great and felt ready for set.

I had to order some prosthetics for the SFX artist which was all good and bring some black thread so made sure I packed them away.

As for the blood spurt scene - I spent a LOT of time trying to figure this out. Lots of videos watched and online blogs read, figuring out the best and most controlled way to do it. I won’t go into the detail of every option looked as I unfortunately faced a lot of dead ends but, in the end, I decided to purchase a garden pressure washer for 10 online.

I saw a short film where two low budget filmmakers used a pump sprayer to create a gunshot effect. When it arrived, I began testing it with water to see how the sprayer worked, here’s what that looked like!!

My plan was to use water and red and black food colouring to make the bloody colour.

My only skepticism with this method is that since it uses a pump method to make the spray, it can be a bit unpredictable with how much water will spray. I knew this shot would be possibly a one take wonder or two takes, so the unpredictability was a bit nerve-racking!! The main way I could help this is just by practicing as much as possible. Which I did! We even did a test shoot/shot list check where I tested the sprayer with a camera. All these tests help us know what we were wanting with the sprayer. 

And that was SFX! 

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Mask Testing Labs in the UAE: A Comprehensive Guide to Testing Procedures and Standards | +971 554747210

The demand for high-quality masks has skyrocketed in recent years, with personal protective equipment (PPE) becoming a critical tool in combating airborne diseases and pollutants. The UAE, as a global trade and innovation hub, plays a vital role in the production and distribution of masks. Ensuring their quality and safety is essential, and this is where mask testing labs come into play.

In this comprehensive guide, we explore the procedures and standards that mask testing lab in the UAE follow to guarantee the safety, effectiveness, and compliance of masks.

Why Mask Testing is Crucial

Masks serve as the first line of defense against airborne contaminants, including viruses, bacteria, and pollutants. However, their effectiveness hinges on strict adherence to international standards and rigorous testing protocols. Mask testing labs ensure that every mask meets these critical requirements, safeguarding public health and boosting consumer confidence.

Key Standards Followed by Mask Testing Labs

1. ISO Standards

ISO 17025: Specifies the general requirements for the competence of testing and calibration laboratories.

ISO 22609: Tests resistance to penetration by synthetic blood for masks used in healthcare settings.

2. ASTM Standards

ASTM F2100: Outlines performance levels for medical face masks based on fluid resistance, bacterial filtration efficiency (BFE), particulate filtration efficiency (PFE), and breathability.

3. EN Standards

EN 14683: The European standard for medical masks, focusing on bacterial filtration efficiency, breathability, and microbial cleanliness.

4. NIOSH Guidelines

Guidelines from the U.S. National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health are applied for respiratory protection, particularly for N95 masks.

By adhering to these internationally recognized standards, UAE mask testing labs ensure products meet both local and global safety requirements.

Core Testing Procedures in Mask Testing Labs

1. Bacterial Filtration Efficiency (BFE)

This test measures the percentage of bacteria that the mask filters. The higher the BFE, the better the protection offered.

Procedure: A bacterial aerosol is directed at the mask to evaluate its filtration efficiency.

2. Particle Filtration Efficiency (PFE)

PFE tests assess the mask's ability to filter non-living particles, such as dust and pollutants.

Procedure: Aerosols containing microscopic particles are passed through the mask to determine its filtration capability.

3. Breathability Testing

A mask should not compromise the wearer’s ability to breathe. Breathability is measured by the differential pressure across the mask material.

Procedure: Airflow is applied to the mask, and resistance is measured to ensure comfort and safety.

4. Fluid Resistance Testing

Masks, especially in healthcare, must resist penetration by fluids to protect against contamination.

Procedure: Synthetic blood is sprayed at the mask at varying pressures to test its resistance.

5. Fit Testing

The effectiveness of a mask depends on how well it fits the wearer’s face, creating a proper seal.

Procedure: Fit testing uses specialized equipment to analyze how well the mask conforms to different face shapes.

6. Flammability Testing

Masks must meet flammability standards, especially those used in environments with high fire risks.

Procedure: The mask is exposed to a flame, and the time it takes to ignite is recorded.

7. Microbial Cleanliness Testing

This test ensures that masks are free from microbial contaminants during production.

Procedure: Samples are taken from the mask surface and cultured to detect microbial presence.

Specialized Equipment Used in Mask Testing Labs

Mask testing labs in the UAE are equipped with advanced tools to perform precise and accurate tests, including:

Particle Counters: For evaluating PFE and BFE.

Airflow Testers: To measure breathability and differential pressure.

Synthetic Blood Sprayers: For fluid resistance tests.

Microbial Incubators: To assess microbial cleanliness.

Manikins and Fit Test Machines: For fit testing under realistic conditions.

How UAE Labs Ensure Compliance

1. Accreditation

Accredited labs in the UAE, such as those certified under ISO 17025, demonstrate their competence and adherence to global standards.

2. Continuous Training

Lab personnel undergo regular training to stay updated on the latest testing protocols and regulatory requirements.

3. Collaboration with Authorities

Mask testing labs work closely with UAE regulatory bodies, such as the Emirates Authority for Standardization and Metrology (ESMA), to ensure compliance with national regulations.

4. Real-Time Reporting

Advanced data systems enable labs to provide real-time reporting and analysis to manufacturers and stakeholders, ensuring transparency and swift action.

Benefits of Using UAE Mask Testing Labs

1. Ensuring Market Readiness

Testing labs help manufacturers prepare their products for local and international markets by ensuring compliance with all required standards.

2. Enhancing Consumer Trust

Certified masks inspire confidence in consumers, who rely on their effectiveness for safety.

3. Supporting Innovation

Mask testing labs provide feedback on product performance, enabling manufacturers to innovate and improve their designs.

4. Preventing Substandard Products

By identifying deficiencies in mask quality, testing labs protect public health and prevent financial losses for manufacturers.

Challenges in Mask Testing and How Labs Address Them

1. Counterfeit Products

With the rise of counterfeit PPE, labs play a vital role in verifying the authenticity and quality of masks.

2. Rapid Regulatory Changes

As new threats emerge, standards evolve. UAE mask testing labs stay ahead by continuously updating their testing protocols.

3. High Demand for Testing

The surge in mask production can overwhelm testing facilities. UAE labs address this by expanding capacity and streamlining procedures.

Case Study: UAE Mask Manufacturing Success

During the COVID-19 pandemic, UAE-based mask manufacturers worked closely with accredited testing labs to meet the urgent demand for PPE. By ensuring compliance with international standards, these manufacturers were able to export high-quality masks globally, reinforcing the UAE’s position as a trusted PPE supplier.

The Future of Mask Testing in the UAE

The role of mask testing labs will continue to grow as demand for high-quality PPE persists. Future trends include:

Eco-Friendly Masks: Testing labs will validate the performance of sustainable mask materials.

Advanced Filtration Technologies: Labs will assess new materials and designs for enhanced protection.

AI and Automation: The integration of AI in testing procedures for greater efficiency and accuracy.

Conclusion

Mask testing labs in the UAE are pivotal in ensuring the quality and performance of PPE. By adhering to rigorous testing procedures and international standards, these labs protect public health, support manufacturers, and contribute to the UAE’s reputation as a global leader in PPE production.

Whether you’re a manufacturer aiming to meet compliance requirements or a consumer seeking reliable protection, the role of mask testing labs in the UAE is indispensable in safeguarding lives and upholding quality standards.

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A biotech company is buried under a mountain of English-Chinese documents related to the software integration plans for a specific medical device, and they need to untangle this chaos in just 48 hours. I managed to grab three of these documents, which together total over 7,000 words. The information in these papers is incredibly dense and complex.

First up, we’ve got the essential details, which include the document title, document number, revision version, effective date, and specifics about the device.

Next, let’s break down the testing results, which cover the software version that was tested, the hardware version that was tested, the hardware serial number, the tester, the type of test conducted, and the time frame during which these tests took place.

And we can’t forget the testing statistics, which outline the total number of planned tests, how many tests passed, how many failed, how many were blocked, and the total number of tests that were marked as not applicable (N/A).

In the section on testing description and expected results, we’re talking about the testing environment, buttons, flow information, pressure data, temperature data, operating modes and soft keys, liver information, liver quality, display type buttons, trend (graph) views, bar views, organ ID, blood type, infusion flow rates, confirmation information, settings menu, device ID, firmware, perfusion flow, infusion flow, HA pressure limits, PV pressure limits, system time, system date, battery status, downloaded files, warnings and errors, communication loss, calibration tilt and automatic flow, serial data output, sensor failures, usage counts, reset pressure values, set serial numbers, additional data, pressure sensor failures, authenticity, pressure data reporting rates, and measures to prevent fluid leakage within the circuit.

To wrap it all up, the extensive content of these over 7,000 words is absolutely vital for the research and development, as well as the production of medical devices in the biotech field. It requires a serious level of professionalism and a meticulous approach to manage and process all this information.

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Diagnostic Tools for Generator Testing Part 1

Electrical/Electronic Diagnosis

An advanced generator is a complete integrated system. The engine operation software can be controlled by commands from the system controller, such as the Cummins PCC controller. Technicians use various electrical/electronic diagnostic tools to test and troubleshoot the power generation system.

Multimeters, megohmmeters, and clamp ammeters are some essential handheld diagnostic tools. The portable load group tester provides external loads to accurately test the generator under controlled loads. The manufacturer software is installed on the maintenance tool (laptop) for communication with the generator control system.

This article introduces the functions and common uses of handheld devices and software diagnostic tools. When using any electrical equipment, Dingbo Electric always recommends using trained generator technicians, licensed commercial electricians, or electrical contractors.

Handheld instrument

Multimeter

In the daily use of power generation technicians, a multimeter is one of the most commonly used tools. These instruments are used to check for open circuits, short circuits, and grounding in circuits. The selection of resistance, voltage, and amperage is common. Early multimeters were analog, with pointers moving on the scale. Today's multimeter is a digital multifunctional electronic testing tool with multiple functions.

The voltage test is completed without isolating the circuit. However, the ampere test is a bit complicated because the circuit must pass through a multimeter. When reading the resistance, the conductor and coil are disconnected from the circuit. The specifications of the generator stator winding specify the resistance of a single coil. If the coil resistance is higher than the specification, the AC generator must be replaced or repaired. The resistance between each coil must be infinite (OL).

A multimeter is an essential instrument for on-site technicians. This is the most commonly used tool by technicians.

There are many adapters available to improve the performance of blood glucose meters. Here are some examples:

Clamp current transformer - equipped with clamp function for standard multimeter

Inductive sensor/external trigger - allows technicians to measure revolutions per minute (RPM)

Pressure Vacuum Module - Adding Digital Vacuum and Pressure Readings to the Multimeter

Integrated temperature probe - allows a multimeter to measure temperature

Clamp ammeters.

The AC clamp ammeter has two ferrite or soft iron clamps wrapped with metal wires. The gripper opens and closes around the conductor. When current flows through a conductor, a magnetic field is generated. The magnetic field fluctuates proportionally to the load. The current transformer inside the meter converts magnetic field fluctuations into AC current readings.

The DC clamp ammeter is composed of Hall effect sensors. DC current flows with a fixed polarity, while the magnetic field around the conductor remains unchanged. The clamp is clamped around the conductor. A fixed polarity current generates a small amount of voltage. The ammeter Hall effect sensor converts voltage into a DC ampere reading.

The reason for the circuit breaker tripping may be a lengthy and difficult to solve problem. After troubleshooting the short circuit issue, the ammeter allows technicians to quickly determine whether it is a circuit breaker fault or an overload situation in the circuit.

Dingbo Power was founded in 1974 and is one of the earliest manufacturers of generators and diesel generator sets in China. If you want get more information, please feel free to send email to sales@dieselgeneratortech.com we will pay highly attention on your question.