#Big Placebo
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Hey everyone, I'm a board-certified wellness influencer and today we'll be practicing our mental gymnastics. First, a warm-up: Chemicals. Toxins. Allopathic. Cleanse. Detox. Here's my discount code. Alright, we're ready to rock. First, we're going to be practicing a few rounds of "your body is divinely intelligent and has the ability to heal itself," BUT ALSO, "you need to buy my supplements to heal." Second, we're practicing the "processed foods are terrible for you and you should avoid them at all costs," BUT ALSO, "buy these highly processed powders that I have a discount code for." And lastly, we're going to get in a few reps of "Big Pharma wants to keep you sick to make money," BUT ALSO, "I'm not going to mention that I'm part of the multi-trillion dollar wellness industry." Happy mental gymnastics-ing!
They never want to talk about Big Placebo. Mostly because they always want to sell you something.
#big placebo#mental gymnastics#discount code#supplements#alternative medicine#allopathic#Big Pharma#chemicals#toxins#everything is chemicals#food woo#food magic#cleanse#detox#here's my discount code#placebo#parody#LOL#funny#wellness industry#wellness influencer#religion is a mental illness#those are some skills BTW
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wait what do u mean it's been 2 years since we got a blurry glimpse of metaman and then immediate radio silence for like hours can anyone hear me. the first big wardrobe zag of tour
#i was gonna say it was the first big zag period but that came on the second tour date#when they did a completely new setlist#do you guys fucjing remember mcr summer can anyone hear me#i've been listening to like exclusively placebo thursday and pj harvey for months#and i just listened to our lady of sorrows for the first time in like months and nearly lost my mind#band of all time forever
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Life goals frfr
#except one#boyblog#boys will be boys#boyblogging#aesthetic#boyblogger#boyhood#boy blog#boyhood believer#boyhood enjoyer#big city dreams#brian molko#placebo#i love him#i love to make boys cry#:3
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Kinda a ramble/rant but like,,, Placebo fans on reddit calling the band pretentious for their "don't use phones at shows" sign get on my nerves. Like,,, above anything else I feel like Placebo have kinda earned the right to be pretentious. Not only are they hugely influential, they're also such an iconic queer band that at this point why tf shouldn't they get to be pretentious sometimes??
Like to an extent I get the whole "Well I paid for this concert so I should be able to record" but like... honestly? The bands I've seen where I haven't recorded have been the concerts I've enjoyed the most. It's nice to capture memories but also it can be just as nice to not record things.
Idk it's 1am so my wording is weird but like,,, let bands be kinda pretentious sometimes. Saying "don't use your phone so we can connect more with you" isn't the end of the world and isn't hurting anyone so what's the point in getting up in arms about it??
#placebo band#placebo#Brian Molko#stefan olsdal#I support Placebos rights and I support Placdbos wrongs#but fr it's not that big of a deal and they aren't physically forcing you not to record#just asking folks not to#coz it impacts how much you connect to the band#and also means people behind you basically just see it through your phone#but tbh Reddit fans always get on my nerves for any band I listen to#Especially Ghost but that's a different rant entirely
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the piece of shit brothers
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everyone listen to battle for the sun by placebo
#i've had it on repeat for like half an hour. for strength.#DREAM BROTHER.. MY KILLER.... MY LOVER.....#it's been a big week for placebo. in my spotify history.#izzy.txt
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Starting to notice that Stefan Olsdal might be a bit tall
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I hate listening to people talk abt how well their adderall works… why couldn’t that be me….. “it changed my life I can just do things now and I’m able to focus” etc etc mine just gives me the physical feeling of an anxiety attack sleep issues and a little energy. Glorified coffee.
#mine#no increasing the dose won’t work I’m on the big boy dose already hence the anxiety.#I guess there’s a little more focusing ability but I feel like that might be the placebo effect
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#i prefer pills but i feel like liquids are more effective#like i just took NyQuil like four minutes ago and im already drowsy#maybe that’s Big Placebo at work…
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ah well some things change, some things always stay the same
#a big chunk of my infamous inspo consists of placebo#tbf i was already having my listening to placebo on repeat moment#at the time i found infamous#feels like wrapped skipped last couple of months in it's calculation tbh
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#i did it!!#it was the scariest and most uncomfortable thing i've ever done but now it's over and i!!!!#can't tell if it's a little bit the oxys but life just feels so good and safe and abundant#none of my old fears and anxieties appear to be on the other side of this surgery#even things that had (seemingly) no relation to it#even if it's a placebo that things feel this good and fresh i'm gonna take advantage#and use this huge enormous change as an excuse to live entirely as the person i was hoping surgery would turn me into#because i think that's how surgery Will have turned me into that person#i really cannot believe this fight is over#like actually six years in the making#six years of this being The Big Thing that i Will Someday Do#and now i get to live forever on this side of it#and for the first time ever uncertainty doesn't make me shake and shiver#i'm so excited to see what changes and who i get to become
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Big Placebo.
#Jonathan Stea#big placebo#alternative medicine#follow the money#grifters#pseudoscience#medicine#fake medicine#big pharma#religion is a mental illness
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Thinking about the Placebo concert last October when Brian walked on stage, lit an insence (to top off the fog machine), changed guitars after every song and drank from a massive round clay mug every now and then that he had to hold with 2 hands
He is a crystal mom at heart
And then suddenly after I had averted my eyes to my friend for 2 seconds to check if he was alright, a piano had appeared on stage. No idea how it got there it just vaporized out of thin air.
#placebo#brian molko#i was so shaky i almost fell down the stairs when we got to the venue lol#we made a joke w sly that bc there was the balcony thingy in the big hall brian would look n be like lmaaooo loser#collapses even before the thing begins#moth post
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my prediction for 2024-2026 mcr will end up playing arsenal fest and the entire emo population of the balkan peninsula will flood the city of kragujevac causing a massive earthquake in central serbia
#literally nothing can surprise me anymore. nothing. those people over at arsenal are doing some voodoo shit with summoning these bands#i think the year placebo came they had smashing pumpkins too.#last year they were supposed to bring the 1975 but then there were scheduling issues or something but like idc abt those guys.#but they are big so it serves my point#piksla.txt
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i’ve officially written over 2000 words today!!!
#adhd medicine?? or placebo affect?#i’ve been putting off writing this big bang fic for SO long but today i just sat down and started writing
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