#Beggars can't be choosers

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Re-watching the Chris Evans and Ana De Armas wired autocomplete interview and once again completely distracted by the thought of a woman playing Bond and having Chris as her Bond girl... 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[xretiredcommanderx]

Dating Service

Date with Ultra Magnus. Date Fee: $55.81 Customer Comments: "Ultra Magnus bought me food and then left immediately.. (Male in late 20s)

"...Maybe you should be more grateful of my charity work."

[headlesshorsemanxiii]

6'2" Me:

Duly noted.

[king-nyx]

Blood of Zeus season 2 is doing the BARE MINIMUM but I fuck with it fr

HESTIA AND ATHENA??? ACTUALLY DOING THINGS???? ATHENA??? FIGHTING??? AND TALKING??? IN A SHOW ABOUT WAR???? AMAZING

[putschki1969]

What's Inside my Bag 【Request】

Hello, this is Hikaru. Thank you for watching! This time, I decided to show you the contents of my bag since I got some requests in the comment section of previous videos👜 I wonder if I did a good job introducing all the items...? 😂 Please send comments and submit requests!

Ohhh!! I really enjoy seeing all the stuff that Hikaru carries with her when she goes to the studio. Also, I had no idea that Hikaru has a personal trainer (who apparently also designs bags XD) Hikaru really is the type to use this type of bag instead of something fancy and branded.

[switch]

there hasn't been a single goat mascot design in the past like 5 years that didn't get monkey's pawed. wish's goat looked cute upon first reveal and then he turned out to have permanent grown man dreamworks eyebrow face. illumination's goat has awful usage of muppet eyes. wendell and wild's goat was actually super cute but that movie got no merch.

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Me not a coffee drinker because my anxiety can't take caffeine. Also, me buying coffee for the fourth day in a row because shifts are wiping me out big time.

[mysticfemme]

guys I just fucked a pregnant goth milf in the sims 😌😌 doing well so far i think

[thewolfisawake]

He wonders what he would would have to negotiate with King Camhlaidh to allow the noblewoman come to the Unseelie. Mhoirbheinn engaging with someone was a rarity that Balmoral could not overlook.

[tamari-real]

hear me out

Ray Barnett x Simon Berkeley

please don’t kill me

[anarcho-sgathach]

My favorite things about academics is that a lot of times, if you just email them like "Hey I'd like to read your dissertation but I can't find it anywhere", they'll just be like "oh cool, here's a pdf, go nuts" and just GIVE you a copy. Like for free.

[jhsharman]

Hawaiian shirt

Archie no longer likes pink?

The expression beggars can’t be choosers was first recorded in John Heywood’s A dialogue conteinyng the nomber in effect of all the prouerbes in the Englishe tongue, published in 1562: “Beggers should be no choosers, but yet they will: Who can bryng a begger from choyse to begge still?” The proverb was most probably well known before its publication.

I feel there is probably a redoubt of the 'choosy' use which signifies something specific about the author's cultural surroundings -- somewhere and some time with the different expression -- But I would not know what it is.

[one-winged-dreams]

mmmwatchasaaaaay

[dolly-macabre]

That's a weird name for a vibrator

And why is it shaped like that I can't fit that in my pussy

[xiuminscheeks]

I'm at work and can only watch the mv and not listen to it, so I'd appreciate if yall could tell me how it sounds (compare it with older stuff or something) and tell me if you liked it or not

[desuer]

As a last resort in my inconsolable loneliness I might just go and download grindr, at this point any warmth will do.