#Because I'd really like to be as awesome as Kate but I'm just boring me who had to be shown how to climb a chain link fence

[sophieswundergarten]

In Response to the Allegations that I am Secretly Kate Wetherall:

As politely and kindly as possible, y'all are off your collective rocker /j

I am neither tall, broad shouldered, or blond. I'm a tiny weak little human who has dark brown hair

If I am asked to do even a cartwheel I will probably just stand there nervously and/or start crying

Similarly, the only spatial thing I'm even barely good at guessing is what tupperware to use for putting away leftovers

I have sadly never been part of a Society, mysterious, secret, or otherwise

I have also never been able to carry a bucket around with me, as much as Young Sophie wanted to

Love you guys dearly, but I am nowhere near as talented as our beloved Kate :)