#Because I genuinely think in another life she'd have been an outright lesbian

[obaewankenope]

when i went to liverpool pride this month, i got some free pins (including a couple i didnt wear because i did not want to deal with some things when i had a baby with me) and one of them i gleefully pinned on my mother before she could read what it said (and i put it on upside-down too because that was just funny to me) and when she finally realised what it said, i literally pranced off cackling like a gremlin because i had put a "DYKE" pin on her and she couldnt really argue with the thing since shes always, always dressed and acted in a way thats had her mistaken for a dyke since she was like 15 lmao and she wore it the whole day instead of taking it off

she has it in her jewellery box now as a keepsake so i consider it a job well done