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[tomorrowsdrama]

2020: A Year in Thirst

In 1985, Gabriel Garcia Marquez gave the world Love in the Time of Cholera.  In 2020 (er, I guess it’s now 2021), I give to you, Thirst in the Time of Covid-19 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Thirst, a brief recap of all the dramas I watched in 2020 and whether such dramas made yours truly parched..  

The list contains dramas that premiered in 2020, but also dramas from previous years.  If I watched it or attempted to watch it in 2020, it’s on the list.  

EDIT: Ok, I’m going to have to do this in multiple parts because apparently I watched more dramas in 2020 than I remembered and talking about them all in one post would just be too long.

This also serves as a sort of greeting to all the people who recently followed me.  I don’t know how or why, but thank you for being interested in my thirst, and also so sorry for everything you have/will witness here!  I started this side blog last December 2019 as a place to dump all my fangirl feels and thirst with unbridled abandon and let’s just say, the thirst REALLY ramped up in 2020 during quarantine and all the political chaos/uncertainty.  The state of the world may be uncertain, but my thirst will always be a comforting constant!  LOL. If you want to thirst or fangirl/boy together, I’m all ears.

Anyway, let’s start with the drama that was partially the inspiration for this list. 

1. The Wolf

Brief Summary: Sweet hot boy raised in the wilderness/by wolves meets sweet beautiful girl and they fall in love.  Shitty evil people do shitty evil things to them to cause a misunderstanding and they are separated for years.  Sweet hot boy is given the “Sexy Bloody Tormented Killer Makeover” TM and turns into a VERY VERY BAD HOT Wolf Man after being tortured/brainwashed by an evil asshole king who “adopted” him.  Bad Hot Wolf Man reunites with sweet beautiful girl but because of third party machinations in the past, he thinks that she betrayed him so he is suuuuuuch an ass to her (while still maintaining hotness).  But even beneath the asshattery (and sexy jerky smirks), he can’t help his love for her and it’s just *chefs kiss*. The angst, the pining, the mutual sacrifice for each other, the torment of wanting to be together but not being able to be together because of external forces/circustances, oh I am getting in a tizzy just thinking about it.  I won’t reveal anymore so as not to spoil the drama, but just know the ending may destroy you.

Is she thirsty? Am I thirsty? AM I THIRSTY?  Oh honey, if you don’t know the answer to that, then you must either be new here or you haven’t been paying attention to any of my posts in the past few weeks.  Look, from the first moment the camera panned to Darren Wang’s very well-defined and tan chest and windswept hair, all semblance of shame and dignity I ever tried to feign on this tumblr was immediately thrown out the window.  The feelings that he inspired within me were purely primal.  My cavewoman ancestor from millennia ago stopped gathering food in the harsh wilderness for a brief second to transmigrate into my body and go “me want big strong man!”

I mean, below is literally our introduction to Wolf Boy.  Am I supposed to just witness this and not feel anything?  The director knew what he/she was doing.  Anybody who worked on the drama who says they didn’t intend to exploit Darren Wang’s assets is a BOLD FACED LIAR. And this isn’t even Wolf boy in his hottest form.

That would be this:

Damn, your girl needs a moment here.  When Wolf Boy turns into Bad Hot Wolf Man, wheeeeewww.  The things that came out of my mouth and the thoughts that popped up into my head.

Examples of shameless fangirl drooling can be found here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/636986055498792960/dangermousie-this-should-be-illegal-i-mean Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637238885944033280/dangermousie-i-am-fucking-dead-the-end-this Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637793196830769152/dangermousie-wolfie-acquired-a-kid-omg Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/635272988321775616/dangermousie-i-dont-know-about-you-guys-but and here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637621638524977152/dangermousie-hnnnnnnnngh-i-am-beginning-to-forget

Honestly, just check out The Wolf tag on @dangermousie​ tumblr and you won’t be disappointed.  Prepare to become obsessed, horny, and heartbroken.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps? Have you ever thirsted so much that you couldn’t separate what reaction was hormonal and what was objective?  Like the guy is so hot to you that when your friends ask you what do you like about him, the first 10 things you can think of are “he’s hot!” and then you try to remind yourself that you’re not a shallow person who actually cares about things other than looks but at the same time you can’t for the life of you think of a non-hot based trait that you like about the guy  Yeah, that’s what happened here so sorry, I can’t give you an objective opinion.  It’s not that there’s nothing objectively good about The Wolf, it’s just that my judgment is too clouded by Darren Wang’s abs and big hands.  But from what I can tell by other people’s posts, even if you didn’t thirst for Darren Wang (Are you made of stone?  But also, can you please teach me your magic so I can go back to being a semi-functional working woman?), The Wolf is still a very enjoyable drama with its own non-Darren Wang related merits.

2. My Beautiful Bride

Brief Summary: A drama about a strait-laced banker who wears a dorky backpack and rides a bicycle everywhere while wearing the dorkiest looking helmet ever and his beautiful bride-to-be whom he is hopelessly devoted to.  This being a kdrama, and an OCN drama at that, things aren’t all what they appear to be.  Yes, you read that right, an OCN. ROMANCE. DRAMA.  Turns out the beautiful bride-to-be has a dangerous past that soon comes back to haunt her and she mysteriously disappears one day from strait-laced banker’s life in the typical kdrama way to protect him.  Part of the reason she leaves him is also because she doesn’t want him to know about her past because she doesn’t think she’s good enough for him.  Little does she know, he knows everything about her past and accepts it all.  The only reason why he doesn’t bring it up is because he knows she doesn’t want him to know about that part of herself and he loves her so much he’s willing to do anything to make her happy.  But also, another thing she doesn’t know is that underneath that boring but perfectly ironed suit, is a finely chiseled, super efficient fighting machine who did his mandatory military service in the special forces.  He is like the terminator meets Liam Neeson’s character in Taken.  He has a very particular set of skills and will stop at nothing to get his bride back.

Is she thirsty?  Please just watch this video and you will have your answer: https://youtu.be/Ut9MhxWadHM

Prior to The Wolf, My Beautiful Bride was probably the most thirst-inducing drama I watched in 2020.

I mean, just look

at this

at all of this

I don’t’ know how Joo Young saw that body and never questioned whether he really was just a banker.  The writers of the drama must be super heterosexual men who are blind because so many of the characters in the drama question why someone as beautiful as Joo Young would ever want to be with someone like the banker. Um..Um...aside from the fact that he is financially well off, treats her well, is loving and respectful of her, and prioritizes her over everything else, JUST LOOK AT HIM.  I was so thirsty for Kim Mu Yeol in this role that I would accidentally tag this drama as My Beautiful Banker sometimes.  The banker was on a relentless one-man mission to take back his bride and turn me on in the process and ooooooh boy was he successful on both fronts.  He is seriously sex on legs every time he beats up a baddie in his quest to find answers about Joo Young’s whereabouts.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps?  I binged the first six episodes of this drama in one afternoon partly because of my thirst, but also partly because it’s a very well made crime-action-gangster drama.  This is an OCN drama so you can expect a competently made production with well choreographed/bloody action scenes and a solid script.

3. Scarlet Heart Ryeo / Moon Lovers

Brief Summary: IU plays Hae Soo, a modern woman who is somehow transported back in time to the Goryeo period.  There, she gets entangled with a group of royal princes.  Her two main love interests are Wang So (played by Lee Jun Ki) and Wang Wook (played by Kang Ha Neul).  The princes vie for the throne and some of them for Hae Soo’s affection.  Lee Jun Ki does what he does best, which is play a sexy tortured deadly man who looks way too good with blood splattered on his face.  Kang Ha Neul is the seemingly kind prince/daddy long legs character who turns out to be not so kind or daddy long leggy.  Hae Soo is...well IU did the best she could with what she was given (which was a hot inconsistent mess).

Is she thirsty? Scarlet Heart Ryeo is like the honeypot of thirst traps.  It’s essentially a reverse harem set up with a prince for everyone.

Like them young and cute?  Then try the 10th prince, Wang Eun.

Want them big, tall, and kinda dumb?  Here’s the 14th prince Wang Jung for ya.

Want an evil bastard with an affinity for guyliner?  Try out 3rd prince Wang Yo.

Tall, slender, and scholarly? 13th prince Baek-ah will fill your needs.

Is a kind/gentle man who will ultimately disappoint you because he doesn’t show up when you need him most more your speed?  Well, let me introduce you to 8th prince, Wang Wook.

Kinda scary but oh so hot and with a ton of baggage?  We’re talking, I overpacked and brought 10 overstuffed large suitcases levels of baggage. 4th prince Wang So is the guy for you.

And if you prefer someone with no personality, presence, or memorable traits, I got a two-for-one deal for you in the crown prince Wang Mu and 9th prince Wang Won.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps?  There is political intrigue, scheming, romance, fluffy hijinks (my least favorite parts of the drama), angst, beautiful costumes, and pretty decent fight scenes.  Scarlet Heart Ryeo is a pretty solid fusion/fantasy sageuk mostly thanks to Lee Jun Ki.  The only person who has ever carried a larger load on his back is Atlas.  I’m not saying all the other actors are horrendous. It’s just very clear that the one elevating the material beyond the inconsistencies/messiness/elementary politics of the script is Lee Jun Ki.  Your enjoyment level of the drama will likely increase if you are a fan of any of the main actors.  

[dbzebra]

OMG all those prompts scream Marten (and Trunks xD) to me!! Wouldn't you like to try to use them all in the same story? No? :P If not, “Hold my hand before I stab you with it." please? xD This is how prompts work right? I'm lost...

Title: “Regaining My Wings”

Words: 2410

Pairing: Marten (Goten x Marron)

A/N: Here is my submission for Marron Day for @dbnextgenweek !! I’m so sorry it’s so late! I was rusty from not writing in so long. I had to rewrite this like four times until I had something I actually liked lol. 

This just a super fluffy self indulgent oneshot like all the rest, but please enjoy! I may post on AO3 later

Flight, also known as the ‘bukujutsu’ technique. Many years ago,it was an extremely advanced martial arts technique that only a select few ofmartial arts masters knew.

Those days however were long gone. Even Son Goku’s owngranddaughter, Pan, learned to fly when she was just a little baby.

Flying had become just as easy as walking for the Z Fighters.

Except if you were like Marron and afraid of anything to do withheights, including flying.

Marron never used to be afraid. Not even the slightest. When Marron was achild, she’d be the first one to want to go higher and higher when she wouldride on the Flying Nimbus when on adventures with her two best friends, Gotenand Trunks.

However, one incident when she was about nine years old changedthat.

Marron was happily sitting on the Nimbus with Goten in front ofher, peering over and looking at the amazing sights. The rolling mountains werebeautiful that high up. Oceans seemed never ending. It was simply breathtakingfor an adventurous child.

But then, when she leaned further down to get a better look at apretty bird flying by, Marron accidentally slipped off the fluffy yellow cloudand plummeted towards the Earth.

Marron screamed and covered her face with her hands,sobbing, until she suddenly stopped. After realizing what had happened, shewiped her eyes and opened them to see Goten smiling down at her. He had jumpedoff of Nimbus and caught her. She was shaking and really freaked out, butotherwise was fine.

But since that day Marron off heights (and ever learning how tofly) for good.

Krillin and 18 tried to help her get over her fear a dozen times,but being as stubborn as she was, Marron wouldn’t even consider it for years.Every time she even looked over from somewhere high up, her legs would turn tojelly and her heart would jump into her throat like the time she actually didfall.

The only time she slightly budged was after she and Goten starteddating. Marron would only go on Nimbus if she could sit on his lap and cling tohim for dear life while keeping her eyes shut, not opening them until theylanded. Of course, she still didn’t know how to fly and had no plans to learneither. But it made her so happy.

Goten was always so supportive with her. He never once held itagainst her for being scared and always comforted her. No matter what, Marronfelt the safest flying with him. Besides that stupid adorable smile of his thatalways made her heart do flips, that’s what she loved most about him.

One time however, he (and Marron) were close to falling straightthrough the Nimbus because he almost got a bit too comfy withMarron sitting on his lap. It wasn’t his fault though! What else could he thinkabout when she always looked so pretty and smelled so nice? At least that’swhat he told himself.

That was almost five months ago.

It was another beautiful spring day; perfect for being outside. Marronand Goten were having a picnic date on the grass near the Son family home. Theyweren’t able to see each all week due to Marron’s cheerleading and Goten’sskipping class to train, so a weekend date was just what they both needed.

Marron wore a frilly, light-blue colored sundress and a straw sunhat. She looked absolutely gorgeous. Goten had on his signature ‘Son’ t shirtand jeans. He wanted to dress more formally but Marron insisted he was perfectjust the way he was.

The young couple had just finished eating, and were laying back onthe picnic blanket, snuggled together as they watched the clouds.

Marron pointed out different shapes. Some were little animals, andone even looked like Piccolo. The others however, were just not at all what shewas saying.

“What do mean a bear in a top hat? That’s clearly a monkey at a buffet!”

Marron sat up and stared at him. Of course that dork would seefood. “You know you’re wrong, right?”

“If by wrong, you mean right, then yes!” Goten fired back, hislips curling into his signature wide grin. “That’s clearly a monkey. See? He’sgot a tail. I’ll give you the top hat though.”

Marron giggled and playfully punched his arm before lying backdown besides him.

These peaceful days really were great. They hoped it would neverend.

Just then, Goku appeared using Instant Transmission with littlePan on his shoulders. They had just returned from the grocery store. Goten and Marron both shot up.

“Oh, hey Goten! Hi Marron! Am I interrupting?”

Marron shook her head and bowed her head. “Of course not! T-Thankyou for having me!”

“Ahh it’s nothin’! You’re like family to us.”

At the sight of her uncle, the toddler practically lunged off ofGoku’s shoulders towards Goten, tackling him into a hug.

Goten laughed and caught Pan. “Hey squirt!” He grinnedand ruffled Pan’s hair making the girl giggle.

“Me and Grandpa are gonna go flyin’ later! Do you wants tocome?” Aunt Marron, you can come too!“ Pan chirped. Ever since she learnedto fly, she would always go out for 'flying adwentures’ as she would say.

Marron frowned. She didn’t want to hold him back just because shecouldn’t fly… "Goten, it’s okay, go ahead.”

Goten only turned back to her and winked. “Panny, I’d love tobut Mare and I have plans.”

Pan just stared up at him with wide-eyed curiosity. “You meanlike kissy-kissy?” She said and then erupted into giggles and ran to Gokuwho had a teasing grin as wide as hers.

“Did you tell her to say that?!” 

Goku only grinned. “Well, is she right?”

No that’s… that’s not it at all!” Goten replied back.Was he seriously arguing with a three year old?

“Then why are you blushing?” Goku said, grinning.

Traitor! His father was normally on his side!

“Sheesh! It’s been a year you guys, when are you gonna stopteasing me?”

“The wedding~” Chi-Chi’s voice came from the upperbalcony. She was taking dried clothes off the hanger to be put away. She giggledat her son’s flustered reaction. Honestly, she loved teasing her three boys. Goten got even more easily emabarrassed than Gohan did at his age.

“Very funny.” He replied back and turned back to Marron,who was hiding her cute face from embarrassment. Her blush went from ear toear. Although it was embarrassing, she loved it. Marron gushed at the thoughtof getting married. She recalled the days when they would play house back inthe old days. Goten really had no clue, but just played along.

Goku then jumped two stories onto their upper deck, startling hiswife a bit. Goku winked at her and started helping her put away the laundrywhile Panny chased a butterfly on the grass below.

“Now’s our chance.” Goten flipped onto his feet and pulledMarron up by the hand.

She couldn’t help but blush. What was he doing so suddenly?!“G-Goten, h-hold on a second! W-Where are we going?!”

“Nowhere far! C'mon!” Goten (quite literally) swept hisgirlfriend off of her feet and into his arms and ran down the road. Marron’s hat blew off her head and fell onto the blanket as Pan trotted over to it.

Chi-Chi and Goku exchanged similar grins with each other as theirson fled and Pan giggled from below, now wearing the hat.

Goten and Marron came to a nearby clearing with a huge lake. Hegently put Marron down, and she adjusted her dress. 

“What’s the big idea?”

Marron was blushing fromthe close contact but shook it off and gazed out onto the lake. It really was beautiful. She held her hands behind her back and stared over the lake. The crystal-clear water glistened in the sunlight. Her long silky blonde hair blew in the slight breeze, tickling Goten’s nose.

“Dad used to take me here to go fishing all the time when Iwas little. Now we all go with Panny.” She heard him say. Goten inhaledand took a deep breath. “I’m feeling up for a swim! You in?”

Just then he felt a tug on the back of his shirt. ”…Hey,Goten…“

"What’s wrong?”

Marron looked away from him slightly, her ears burning. This wasit. She’d have to get over her fear sooner or later, and this would be theperfect time! “…I want to learn…” It came out as a tiny whisper,but she said it. And it felt good.

“Huh?”

“I want to learn. Teach me how to fly! I’m… I’m sick ofbeing scared! I want to go flying with you! And go out on Nimbus with you andactually have my eyes open for once! I promise I won’t hold you back anymore!”She said, fighting tears at that last part.

Goten took a step closer and brought his girlfriend into a hug,smiling warmly down at her. "Mare, it’s okay.” He gently pushed astrand of hair away from her face. “You’ve never held me back and younever will. Nothing will change that. I’ll gladly teach you. I’m honored thatyou asked me.”

"I love you, you big dork…” Marron replied, restingher head against his chest.

“I love you too.” Goten grinned and held her closer.

Marron looked down at her feet and then back up at him.“…But what if… what if I fall?” He could just hear it in hervoice. She was petrified of falling again.

“You won’t fall. I’ll be right here. You have the skill,Mare. It’s there, I know it is. You just have to stop doubting yourself. Youcan do this.”

Marron’s heart fluttered. Just like always, he knew just what tosay. She leaned up onto her tip-toes and softly kissed his lips. “You’reso sweet…”

She knew the basics of Ki and how to fight, just didn’t care forfighting. It was boring to her. She always preferred watching fights,especially from the World Tournament. The adrenaline she got from watchingfights far exceeded what she would get from something like sparring. And plus,she loved supporting her Goten in his fights.

“How did you do it so quickly? You were so young!”

Goten shrugged. “It just came easy to me, I guess. I alreadyknew all about ki, plus being half Saiyan really helps.”

Gohan had taught Goten when he was just seven years old. Beingcalled a 'super pedestrian’, whatever the heck that was, was the last straw!

After he learned that hopping and flying were in fact different,it came easy to him and soon enough…

“Birdy, a birdy, Goten is a birdy!” Little Goten sang tohimself as he flew around in figure-eight patterns high in the sky.

Goten grinned and put his hands behind his head. “Yup. Thosewere the days!”

“Personally, I think you were much cuter back then.”Marron winked at him while saying that.

“Hey! I’ll have you know I’m still very handsome!” Gotenwhined, cracking a grin.

Marron rolled her eyes with a smile and stepped away. After a moment, Marron took a deep breath andfaced him again.

“Ok. I’m ready.” Marron said. “But only on onecondition.”

“What’s that?”

“…Hold my hand.”

Goten smiled. “Is that all?

“Yes! I’m scared! So you…y-you’d better hold my handbefore… I- I stab you with it…!” Marron said, pouting up at him. Itwas obvious she just made up the first thing that came to her mind. “Orelse…”

Or else? Goten chuckled at that. He couldn’t help it when she gotall pouty and blushy like that. Especially when she’d 'threaten’ him. Usuallywith no more kisses, but he knew she’d break before he did. She always lookedso cute when she got like that.

“Of course, Here.” He held both hands out for her, notbeing able to help laughing a bit.

“…I’m serious, Goten! Don’t you dare laugh at me! Y-You’dbetter not let go either! Or… or I’ll never forgive you!” Marron said,her voice almost a squeak. She looked like she was about to cry, but it was stillso cute.

Goten leaned down and kissed Marron on the forehead, his fingersstill gently entwined with hers. “You’re too cute.”

Marron’s face turned an even brighter red. She looked like atomato. “You dummy, be serious…”

“I promise. You’re safe with me.”

“I…  I don’t know if I cando it…“

"You can do it. Just look at me, okay? Focus on me. Remember,just relax. Feel your energy from within and slowly bring it out beneath you.You can do this. I’m right here.”

Marron heart fluttered at his words. They were soothing. Shetightly shut her eyes and focused. After a moment she could feel her feet liftoff the ground and she grips his hands tighter. Goten floated up with her. Itwas relaxing, freeing almost. She felt weightless as if gravity no longer hadan effect on her.

“You’re doing it, Mare! You’re flying!” Marron openedher eyes to see that she and Goten were floating about ten feet in the air. Sheyelped and buried her face into his chest, her eyes tightly shut again.“It’s too high, …I-I can’t…”

“But you already are. All by yourself. There’s nothing to beafraid of.” She heard him tenderly say. “You’re doing it!” Gotengently said. “Want to try moving now?”

Marron slowly nodded. She repositioned herself horizontally andslowly moved around. It appeared as if she was swimming through the air as shelightly kicked her feet. Goten guided her.

She started out pretty wobbly, and didn’t keep her eyes off Goten,but she was flying all by herself. Actually flying! And not falling! “I’m doingit!” She cried happily. When she was up there with him, her fears were allgone.

“See? Now you’re a little birdy too.” He grinned as warmas the sun gleaming behind him. She’d be a natural in no time. He was so proudof her.

Marron was almost brought to tears. Her beautiful blue eyes turnedglossy as he just grinned. She sniffled and wiped her eyes with her free handand flew at him into a deep kiss. They stayed up there for what felt like aneternity, both not wanting to move.

Marron couldn’t be happier.

Now if only she could figure out how to get down…

[lady-une]

Chapter 14 (Finale)

OMG here it is the final chapter. I honestly didn’t think I would ever get to the end of this story. While some things have changed from what i originally had imagined in my head, I am still content with what I have. I want to thank my beta @tears-of-orphans for being there for me through this journey. Her comments on my chapters as she reads them always make my day. Some days when I wasn’t feeling like writing I kept going only if it was just to hear what she had to say. So thank you again love for being there for me and I can’t to start another Jay story and have you there to read it. I don't know what else to say, other then thanking you for taking the time to read my story. Also the pictures in the moodboard do not belong to me in anyway.

Sarah

When I first arrived back in the states things were very stressed between my dad and me. I wanted to go back and find another apartment but he refused to let me move out. This wasn’t the first time staying with him at his home but it was the first time I was there for a long period of time. He said he couldn’t sleep at night knowing I was out there alone and pregnant. When I told Hua and Park of the baby news Park was on dad’s team with calling in death threats but Hua was there to let me cry out all the pain I had inside. The pregnancy wasn’t too hard to hide thanks to baggy clothes and that I didn’t carry too big. I made sure to keep up my appearances on social media but never took pictures of my whole body, it was always chest up. Any time I had video messages with Simon I made sure to be sitting at a desk with everything I needed at hands reach. I still felt like crap for keeping this from Jay and there were so many times my fingers paused over his name in my contacts. Whenever I got a new sonogram picture I wished he was there to share the news with but knew that it would only complicate things. I didn’t keep in close contact with Gray and I was happy whenever I saw his smiling face on his Instagram, I knew things were getting better for him. Jay always had that goofy smile on his face as well in all the pictures and it was nice to see that the bond he had with Gray wasn’t broken by what had happened.

As the months went by and the more I showed the more my dad got angrier, he hated that I was here going through this alone. He also hated that I was keeping this from Jay and threatened to call him many times, he said he needed to be there to support me because I didn’t make this baby alone. Towards the end of the pregnancy when my feet and limbs started to swell up and I wasn’t able to sleep comfortably was when he really started to get angry. I knew the anger was just his frustrations with seeing me this way and I tried to do things for him like making his favorite meal or talking about sports. Even Park was here to help keep my dad’s mind off of things and Hua was there as well with her friend who was a doula. I had made the decision to go about this pregnancy in a healthy way, I didn’t want it to be so strict and having to go by the rules of the medical world. With a doula I was able to go about things in a more peaceful way and was able to give birth at home. Hua was there to help coach me through this while Park was there as well but he sat with my dad in the living room trying to keep him calm. Park one night called me after working with my dad and had told me that my dad was so afraid for me and I couldn’t believe that I was so blind to this. He had lost his wife and unborn baby to child birth, back then things weren’t nearly as advanced. The cord was wrapped around the child and was suffocating him, they rushed his wife into emergency surgery where she bled out from complications. He never remarried and never thought of replacing his wife. When I found that’s what was feeding into his anger I waited for him to get home from work and just hugged him. I told him that I would be fine and the baby would be fine too, that things have changed since then. He held me close to him and told me he didn’t want history to repeat itself and he knew he was being silly with his fear but he couldn’t help it. So that’s why he waited in another room as I labored all day and well into the night.

It was just past midnight and Hua sat behind me in the little pool we had set up, she was rubbing my shoulders and telling me everything she could think of to keep me positive. The doula was at the edge of the pool urging me to keep pushing and that the head was coming. I was trying to hold back my cries because I didn’t want to scare my dad. When the head was finally out she had me hold off on pushing to get the cord and make sure it wasn’t around the baby’s neck. I gave a couple of more pushes and my sweet baby boy was brought into the world, the doula lifted him to my chest and suctioned his mouth and nose clean and his little cries filled the room. I could hear my dad and Park down stairs hollering and hooting for joy. Hua sat behind me hugging me and congratulating me, my eyes were only for my baby boy who had a head full of black hair. He had a cute little squishy face that looked all silly as he cried out. Once everything was taken care for the aftercare I was helped out of the pool and to my bed where I was able to nurse him for the first time. Once he was finished and I was dressed my dad and Park came in to meet him. Park held back with Hua to let my dad come up and meet him first.

My dad walked up to my bed and gave me a kiss on the forehead, “I am so proud of you Sarah, you were so strong in all of this. I know your parents if there were still here would be over the moon. Now let me get a good look at this little guy.”

I handed the wrapped up baby over to my dad and watched him look down at him with a tears in his eyes and a smile on his face.

“Hello sweet boy, you are just going to be such a handsome little guy when you grow up won’t you. Look at this this hair, already so much hair for such a little guy. What will you name him?”

“Joon Ki, I wanted him to have a name that wouldn’t be too out there if he were to grow up here in the states but I also didn’t want him to have an American name that would make things hard for him if he grows up in Korea. When I was looking for names I came across Joon which means a man who is exceptionally talented, while Ki means the one who has arisen. I hope that these names will give him strength in anything he tries to achieve.”

“That’s a lovely name Sarah. Hello Joon Ki, I am your grandpa and I have so many things planned for us to do! Just wait until you are old enough and I am going to teach you all about cars!”

I knew that all the anger my dad might have still had inside him over this was gone the minute he held Joon in his arms. The next two months seemed to fly by and one morning as I had just put Joon down in his bed after feeding him I heard my phone ringing. I grabbed it off my nightstand and took the call into the bathroom shutting the door so that I didn’t wake up Joon. I looked down at the phone and saw that it was Simon.

“Good morning Simon.”

“Good morning Sarah, how are things going over there?”

“They are going good, did you get the new lyrics I sent your way.”

“Yes I did and that’s why I am calling you, it’s time for you to come back Sarah. You won’t be able to record these songs from the states and we need you here for the other songs we have you set to work on. I know you will need to make some arrangements so I will expect you back here in about a month.”

“I guess I will see you then.”

I ended the call and sat there thinking things over, I knew this was going to happen eventually but I had hoped Joon would be a little older before then. I left my bathroom and made sure Joon was still sleeping before going to find my dad who was downstairs watching some old cowboy movie.

“Simon called.”

My dad muted the movie and turned towards me, “What did he say?”

“He expects me back in SK in a month.”

“I see, that doesn’t give us much time to get things in order.”

“No it doesn’t, what will we do?”

“Well I already talked to Dave and he will be taking over the club, I will still have my name attached but all important matters will go through him. I have some friends over there who deal with realty and I can see if they will help us find a suitable place. As for this place, I can probably sell it or rent it out. Anything that doesn’t hold a special place in my heart will be sold off.”

“Are you sure you want to do this dad? I mean you don’t have to come with.”

“As if I would let you take Joon all the way over there and have him grow up without his grandpa. Who is going to help him learn about cars and the old school cowboy movies. I doubt any of the guys there will know about these things. No he needs his grandpa in his life.”

I hugged my dad and thanked him for always being there for me and for taking a chance on some random kid coming in off the streets. I don’t know where I would be had he not been there to give me my chance, I certainly wouldn’t have Joon that’s for sure and that’s not a future I would ever want.

Thankfully my dad’s friends came through and found us a nice little house with a little yard, I had told my dad an apartment would be fine but he said that a young kid needed some room to play outside. That him and Joon would be planting some vegetables and flowers and getting dirty because that what a grandpa and his grandkids do. We said our goodbyes yet again to everyone before we left and promised to come back when we could to see them.

The plane ride back to Korea wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be with an infant, he slept most of the time and rarely cried. When we landed my dad took Joon from me and was being met by his friends who would bring them to the house. He didn’t want me photographed with the baby and he had a point. I waited for a good 30 minutes before walking out into the airport making sure that there was no way I could be linked to them. I rolled my luggage through the airport and smiled at all the flashing lights before I got in a cab and made my way to the house, on the way there I made sure to send Simon a text telling him I had landed and was heading home.

When I arrived home I was so surprised at how nice the house looked, yeah it was a little far from the studio but the neighborhood was great and the house had more than enough room for us all. I walked into the house and found my dad proudly showing off his grandson like the proud grandpa he was. I smiled and set my things down before going up to his friends and thanking them for finding us such a lovely house.

Joon was in the arms of my dad’s friend’s wife just making cute little baby noises when the door bell rang. I excused myself to go see who it is only to see Simon on the other side of the door. I stepped aside and he walked in.

“Welcome back Sarah, you have a lovely house.”

“Thank you Simon, what brings you here?”

“I just wanted to make sure you had everything you needed and to just welcome you back.”

My dad started laughing with his friends at something Joon did which caught Simon’s attention. I saw him look over at Joon who was still in the arms of the wife and looked back at me.

“Cute kid.”

“Yes, sorry about this but we have company. I will see you tomorrow morning ok.”

“Sure thing, sorry to just show up like this.”

I opened the door and all but shoved him out telling him it was fine and that I would see him tomorrow. I didn’t want him getting close to Joon and I thought that I would have had some time before he noticed him. The rest of the day was spent unpacking and getting things set up as I wouldn’t be home much tomorrow.

The next morning I woke up and fed Joon before leaving him with his grandpa and made my way to the studio. When I arrived I was welcomed back again my Simon who was happy to have me back and told me my room was still the same one. On the way back to my room I ran into Gray who had such a big smile on his face and pulled me into a big bear hug.

“Sarah I can’t believe you are back! You look great!”

“Thanks Gray, you look great too. How are things here?”

“Things are good, actually they are pretty great. Work is going well and I found the most loving woman to ever grace the planet.”

“Oh wow! That’s such good news, I can’t wait to meet her!”

“Yeah we will have to get together soon, sorry I can’t talk but I have something to get to.”

We said our goodbyes and I went into my room to only be met with Chase and Loco sitting on the couch. Loco stood up to give me a hug and welcome be back before he had to go as he had something to do as well. Chase gave me a hug and said how happy he was to have me back here before we jumped right into work. We were in the middle of matching up some lyrics with the beat he had playing when Jay walked in.

“I heard you were back.”

I looked up at Jay and even after everything the man still took my breath away. “Yeah I am.”

“I am glad to have you back here, I was starting to think you were going to stay in the states forever.”

I laughed, “As if Simon would let me do that.”

“No he wouldn’t, sounds like you guys have some good things here. Mind if I sit in on this.”

“I don’t have a problem with it.”

For the rest of the day I spent it with Jay and Chase going over the beat and the lyrics helping me where it was needed.

Jay

To say I missed Sarah while she was gone would be an understatement, the day she left I couldn’t bring myself to go to the airport. My heart was breaking every day leading up to her departure and had I gone I would never had let her get on the plane. Since then I haven’t been the same, I felt like there was this big piece of my life missing and it was her. Yeah things with Gray were back to the way they were before the mess but while he was easily moving on I couldn’t. Sarah was the one I thought of when I was working and the person I thought of when I laid in bed at night. She consumed my every free moment, I was always watching her social media accounts and I was happy to see her smiling face and have a glimpse into her life now that she wasn’t in mine anymore.

But to see her here again in this room and laughing with Chase as they worked on music. It was like the world seemed brighter, that before today it was like there was a dark filter over the world but it was gone now. I couldn’t help but smile the whole time I was in that room watching her work. I knew that things would be better from here on out and I was never going to put us in that kind of situation again that would make her leave me. The universe could throw anything at me right now and it wouldn’t even phase me because what we went through the past year was by far the worst thing to happen. Nothing could surprise me now nor could anything wipe this smile from my face.

Sarah

The first month back was so jam packed with things. Between working on the music I was also put in a couple of MVs for people who I was featured on their songs. I was doing more interviews to hype up my comeback and to help promote Gray and Loco’s comeback as well since I was featured on a track from their new album. Simon thought it would be a great idea to put me back on RUNNING MAN since I was such a big hit last time. I didn’t mind and looked forward to it. When they had me on the cast was asking me a million questions about going home and how things were going being back. Then they asked if I was dating anyone because apparently Jong Kook was rather smitten with me last time. I laughed it off and told them I wasn’t dating anyone and I wasn’t planning to because I was so busy with things.

Things were going so well and Joon was getting so big and was needing new clothes so on my day off I decided to take him down to the local area to find him some new clothes. I had him in a baby carrier on my chest with a blanket covering him from people while I had a hat on and a mask over my face. No one stopped me but I did notice someone out of the corner of my eye who had their phone held up but looked like they were texting, I doubted they were taking a picture because I was so far away from them and in a crowded place. Once I had some clothes I made my way home and was happy to make it back to the house without being stopped by anyone. I just played with Joon and went through his clothes packing away all the ones he outgrew before I made dinner. I didn’t bother checking social media and I wish I had.

The next morning I was replying to some messages from Hua and laughing at the pictures she had sent me. I didn’t notice the looks or the hushed conversations of the people around me. I heard a someone clear their throat and looked up to see Simon standing in front of me.

“Sarah can I see you upstairs really quick.”

“Sure.”

I followed him up to his office and walked in to find a rather frustrated looking Jay sitting on the couch. I took a seat opposite of him and watched Simon come to sit next to Jay.

“Sarah something was brought to our attention late last night and we need some clarification from you on it.”

“Ok…..what is it?”

Simon unlocked his tablet and slid it over to me, I lifted it and was looking at a picture of me and Joon from the other day shopping. I looked from the picture and looked at both Simon and Jay.

“Sarah can you explain this picture to us, who is the kid.”

“I am sorry Simon, I knew I should have told you sooner but I didn’t know how. That’s my son Joon.”

Jay shot up from the couch and let out a frustrated sigh and Simon let his head drop letting out a quiet curse.

“I am so sorry, I thought I was keeping him hidden well enough before I could figure out a way to tell you.”

“Sarah you should have told us the minute you found out you were pregnant, this would have been handled differently.”

“I am sorry Simon really I am.”

Jay who had been pacing back and forth silent the whole time finally found his voice, “What about the kid’s dad. Where is he?”

I looked down at the floor, “Not in the picture.”

“Sarah you have to understand this puts us in a bind, being a single mom isn’t looked upon well here. Plus the timing of you going back to the states and then coming back with a baby. This looks bad Sarah.”

“I know and I am sorry Jay.”

“I want you to lay low for now, no more PR for you until we can get this figured out.”

“I understand.”

I was dismissed from the office and made my way to my room only to be met with Gray.

“You ok?”

“Yeah, I knew it was going to happen eventually.”

“Did you tell Jay?”

“No, I don’t need to complicate things more than they already are.”

“You need to tell him Sarah.”

“I will eventually.”

“Tell him soon before it gets out of control, before you fall further down the lie. He deserves to know the truth, I would be really hurt if I was in his shoes.”

“I will.”

Gray left the room after that and I was left to my work. Thankfully it wasn’t too big of a deal and Simon was able to smooth things over and spin this in a good light, he worked the angle of a struggling mom wanting to make the best of her situation and give her son the world. With things working out I was feeling better at bringing Joon out of the house more and didn’t have to hide him. I would often stop by the studio when I wasn’t working to see the guys and the girls at the studio loved watching him laugh and giggle.

I was set to be working at home today but I had forgotten something at the studio and decided to take Joon with me to get the fresh air. I was walking into the studio with Joon in his stroller playing with his stuffed puppy that Gray had bought him. Joon dropped the puppy on the floor and was starting to fuss so I bent down to get it and when I stood up I was met with Jay and his mom walking towards us.

I bowed, “Good morning.”

“Good morning Sarah, who is this precious little angel?”

“This is my son Joon.”

I watched her bend down to be at the same level of Joon and a bit of panic started to rise in my body, while he didn’t look too much like grown man Jay in my eyes, I had no idea if he resembled baby Jay and the woman would could spot it was currently making silly baby noises to my son. She reached her hand out to play with the cowlick on Joon’s head before she stood and watched him yawn before snuggling his face into his puppy.

“Sarah he is just the sweetest looking baby, Jay don’t you think so?”

“Yes he is.”

“Oh Sarah for that cowlick if you brush it a certain way it will stop sticking up. Jay use to have a cowlick just like that when he was a baby, it took me forever to get that thing under control but I eventually tamed that beast.”

I thanked her and moved out of the way to allow her and Jay to exit. My heart was racing a mile a minute at her words. I don’t know if she really noticed a similarity in looks between Jay and Joon but the look she gave me made me afraid. I quickly walked into my room and grabbed what I needed before leaving the studio and heading back home. I didn’t want to run into his mom again or Jay for that matter.

Thankfully I had no more run ins with his mother or anyone else from his family. Joon was getting older and had just celebrated his 6 month mark and was now trying to crawl all over the place and sticking everything in his mouth. Ji Soo had actually called me up and asked if I along with AOMG would like to partner with her in her new line of clothes. It would be a matching family line and she felt that it would be good for me since I had a new baby to participate in this. So that’s how I found myself in a matching outfit with a little girl around Joon’s age. Joon and I weren’t the only ones in the photo shoot as Ji Soo had actually called in Jay to take on the dad roll for the male matching clothes. The irony of this was not lost on me at all.

Jay

I arrived at the photo shoot location to find Sarah already being photographed with a cute little girl in a matching spring dress. They were sitting on the floor playing with some jewelry and looked perfect together. She really was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen and when I saw her smiling with the little girl I couldn’t help but wish that this was a family photo shoot for real and not just for some fashion line. Once I was spotted I was taken back into wardrobe and given my matching outfit that would go with the concept. Once I was dressed I walked out and found Joon playing on a blanket with some toys. I walked over to him and swooped him up in my arms and started to tickle him causing him to break out into little baby laughs. He really was the cutest little baby I had ever seen and whenever I held him my heart felt just weird, like I was missing some important piece of information but once I had him in my arms I wasn’t missing anything anymore. My heart so badly wanted to have a family with Sarah, now that I was here watching her with the other baby while I held Joon, there was nothing else I wanted in the whole world.

We took some pictures just us boys playing and having fun before we swapped and took pictures of me and the girl while Sarah and Joon took their own pictures. After they did some of just the kids alone and some of just me and Sarah. Having her in my arms made my heart race and the way she looked into my eyes made me feel like things were right where they needed to be. The last photos taken were a group photo of us, one with all four of us and one with just us and the girl baby and then us with just Joon. When we were finally done I thanked Ji Soo for everything and told her the clothes were amazing. She told us to keep the clothes as they were her gift to us.

About a week later the pictures were released and were put into some clothing catalogs. Sarah was over the moon about the pictures and was often seen talking to the other girls around the studio about the photoshoot. Everyone in the studio was so in love with Joon and it was nice to see the atmosphere change a bit with the new addition to the family. Even Chase had a Cha Cha beat jacket made up for the little guy. The day he gave it to Joon he walked him proudly through the studio like a proud uncle saying Joon was going to take up beat making like his uncle Chase and that he couldn’t wait to teach him how to dance when he finally was able to walk. He had us all laughing and Sarah was rolling her eyes as what Chase was saying.

It was a day off for me and instead of sitting at home I had decided to drop by and see my parents. I walked in and gave my mom hug who was making something for dinner.

“Jay darling those pictures were just adorable! All the other women at the garden club were telling me how cute you looked with little Joon. They said I needed to hurry up and marry you off so you can give me another grandbaby. They even mentioned how much Joon could even pass off as your own son had they not known who he was.”

“Mom all babies look the same at this age, those old ladies don’t know what they are talking about.”

“Whatever you say darling. Go have a seat while I finish supper, your father should be here soon.”

I walked over to the couch and sat down, I went to reach for the remote on the coffee table when I noticed the magazine with our pictures opened up and sitting next to an old photo album. I lifted the album up and started going through the pictures. They started off of just my parents when they were younger and then the pictures were of my mom with her pregnant belly. Of course, the pictures that followed that were all of me at various ages. I stopped on one of me sitting on the ground with a stuffed dog sitting in front of me, I was smiling up at whoever was taking the picture, I looked to be about the same age as Joon in the picture. The comments I was hearing that I pushed away about Joon were starting to get to me. I picked up the magazine and flipped to the picture of me holding Joon and I brought the magazine next to my photo and looked at them side by side. Joon when I first met him looked so much like Sarah but as he had grown his features were slowly changing. Comparing the pictures side by side I could see why people would say we looked similar. He had my eyes and my hair while his nose was all Sarah but the lips were identical to mine. I sat the magazine down along with the album and just stared at the nothing thinking. Before Sarah had left I asked her if there was anyone else and she had said no, I know for a fact Gray had never slept with her. So unless she lied or met someone else in the states and had Joon extremely early which she couldn’t possibly have done because he was so big and healthy….he had to be mine. I shot up from the couch and told my mother good bye before running out of the door and making my way to the studio.

It might have been my day off but everyone else was there working which included Sarah. I parked my car and walked in making a b line for her room. I didn’t even bother knocking and walked right in happy to find her alone going over some things.

“Jay, what’s up? I thought today was your day off?”

“I need you to be honest with me.”

“Honest about what?”

“Joon.”

“Jay….”

“Is Joon mine?”

“Jay I…”

“IS JOON MINE!” I screamed at her not caring if other people in the studio heard me.

“Yes.”

I felt my heart drop and I walked over to the couch to sit down as I suddenly felt really light headed.

“Jay I had planned on telling you.”

“When? When he was all grown up and didn’t need a dad in his life?”

“No, I was going to tell you sooner.”

“What after I miss all his first things, his first step, his first word. I already missed his first day in this world, I missed his first cry and his first crawl.”

“I didn’t know how to tell you.”

“It’s simple, you pick up your phone and call me. It’s really not that hard.”

“Yes it is.”

“No its not Sarah, how long did you know? Did you know before you left? Is that why you left? Were you hoping to never have to see me? Hoping to take my child and run away?”

“No it’s not like that.”

“Then what’s it like because right now that’s exactly how it looks like.”

“I found out when I was sick and Gray took me to the hospital. I couldn’t tell you then because of the mess we were all in. It wouldn’t have been right. We were so toxic to each other back then. Had I told you then I would never have been able to leave.”

“Damn right you wouldn’t have been able to, because I would never have let you leave with my child!”

“Exactly why I didn’t tell you, had I stayed things would only have gotten worse.”

“You don’t know that Sarah, things could have gotten better for all of us. Joon could have been the one to bring us all together. Look at how things are now that he is here, we are all so much closer. Things could have been like that.”

She got up from her chair and walked towards me and sat down trying to reach for my hand. I pulled away and stood up.

“No Sarah you fucked up big time. You had no right to keep this from me, I deserved to have known from the get go. It was might right and you took that away from me.”

“Jay I am sorry.”

“Sorry doesn’t bring back the time I have lost with my son.”

I could see the tears well up in her eyes and I shook my head not wanting to see her cry and left the room. I needed space from her.

Sarah

I hadn’t heard or seen Jay around the studio for two days now. I tried to call him but every time I was sent to voicemail. I found Gray working and told him that Jay finally knew of Joon and that I had kept the fact that Gray knew a secret.

“He doesn’t need to know that part Gray, I don’t ever want him knowing. You can’t ever tell him that.”

“I won’t say a thing, how are you holding up otherwise?”

“I will be fine, this was going to happen eventually and I am just happy it happened now. The only thing I want to work on is my music. Jay can take all the time he needs.”

“He will come around, he loves that kid too much already and that was before he found out it was really his son.”

I nodded my head and thanked him for taking the time to talk to me. I went back to my room and finished what I was working on earlier that day. I could and should have stayed later to get a head start on the next song but I was too mentally exhausted to concentrate on work. I was just saving everything when Jay walked into my room and went and sat down on the couch. I finished turning everything off before I went and sat down next to him.

“Jay…”

“I am still very much upset over this Sarah. God you have no idea how much this hurts.”

“I can imagine.”

“Can you? Can you really imagine the pain I have been in since you left and then to finally have you back only for this to come out of nowhere? Sarah you don’t understand how much I love you. When you left I felt like there was nothing left for me here. I wanted to hop on the first flight back to Seattle and work from that office just so I could still be close to you but knew it wouldn’t be a good idea. Every single day you were gone I thought about you all the time, the only thing that kept me going was the pictures you posted on social media. Being able to see you smiling and happy made things a little more bearable. But then you came back and I thought that this could be a new beginning, then the picture came out of you with Joon. My heart broke knowing that you might already have a new person in your life and that I would never have my chance. But you didn’t, you said his dad wasn’t in the picture and I thought there still might be a chance. The more I saw you with Joon the more I wanted to be there too. I wasn’t immune to his charms and he had me under his little baby spell. Of course, now I know where he gets that little charm from.”

I paused and heard her chuckle a little at my joke. I looked at her and took her hand in mine.

“I get why you kept this from me, but it still doesn’t hurt any less. I really do wish you had told me sooner. I missed out on so much but I won’t be missing out anymore. I need to be in his life Sarah, he is my son and I don’t want to miss out on things. Of course, I still love you with all my heart and I hate what we went through to get here but there is nothing I can do about it now. All I can say is that I won’t ever make those same mistakes again, I just want to make you and Joon happy. Will you give me that chance?”

“I don’t know Jay, I mean I want you in his life yes but as for us I just don’t know.”

I reached my hand up and cupped her cheek, “We can take things as slowly as you need to, but I need you in my life just as much as I need Joon.”

She nodded her head yes and I smiled before leaning in to give her a soft kiss on the lips. I pulled back and wiped the tears that were slowly falling from her eyes and smiled at her. This was going to be a new start for us and I vowed to never let anything come between us again.

6 months later

Sarah

The room was filled with laughter and love as I walked around thanking everyone for coming. Today was Joon’s first birthday celebration and Jay went all out for it. I spotted Gray walking in with a rather beautiful girl on his arms. She had her silver hair lightly curled and wore a cute blue dress that matched the color of Gray’s shirt. I walked up to Gray and gave him a hug.

“Gray and who might this enchanting woman be?”

“Sarah this is Rylie…my fiancé.”

My jaw dropped in shock and I looked back and forth from him to the woman standing next to him.

“Oh my god congratulations! This is such good news!”

I pulled him back in for a hug before releasing him and pulling Rylie into a hug.

“Welcome to the family Rylie!”

“Thank you.”

I let the two of them go off to find their spots as I made my way to Jay who was walking to the front of the room holding Joon. It was time for Joon to pick his item for the Dojabi. On the table in front of him were 8 objects, a microphone, handcuffs, a gable, a stethoscope, a calculator, a little basketball, an apple, and a book. Everyone was laughing and cheering Joon on as Jay walked him back and forth across the items. I was hoping he would pick the gable while of course Jay hoped for the microphone. I wasn’t surprised to see him reach for the apple because that was his favorite food but when he reached out and hovered over the gable my heart raced at the thought of having my little guy becoming a judge. My dreams were shot down when his hand then went to the microphone and picked it up to put it in front of Jay’s mouth.

The group cheered and pictures were snapped as Jay twirled him around clearly pleased that he had picked the item he wanted him to. We spent the rest of the party walking around and listening to people comment about how much Jay and Joon looked so good together. Jay’s parents were very happy to be there and took turns showing Joon off. We eventually had gotten around to telling his parents the truth and they were mad at us but eventually let it go because they had another grandchild in their life. We were sitting down to eat that day and Jay’s mom had made the comment that she knew right away that it was Jay’s son but didn’t want to say anything.  I was just happy to have everything out and in the open about Joon.

Finally, the party ended and instead of going home with my dad, Joon and I went back to Jay’s apartment to relax. Joon had fallen asleep on the car rid there so Jay carried him upstairs and laid him down in the bedroom he had set up for him. He came back out and asked if I wanted anything to drink or eat and I just asked for some water. He brought two water bottles to the couch and sat down handing me mine. I thanked him and leaned my head on his shoulder.

“That was such a fun party.”

“It was, I can’t wait for him to start talking.”

“Jay just because he picked the microphone doesn’t mean he will be a singer.”

“You never know.”

I laughed and closed my eyes.

“Do you want to watch a movie?”

“Sure.”

“Grab the remote and we will see what’s on.”

I reached down and opened the drawer on the coffee table. I was ready to grab the remote when a little black box with a red bow on it caught my attention. I picked it up and turned it around.

“Jay what’s this?”

“Oh how did that get there, I thought I put that someplace else. I was going to give that to you later, just a thank you gift for being such an amazing mom to our son. For carrying him and making sure he was born a nice happy healthy baby.”

“Aww thank you baby, you didn’t have to do that.”

“Open it, I wanna know if you like it.”

I gave him a kiss on the lips before I opened the box. Inside was the most breath-taking ring I had ever seen. My jaw practically fell on the floor and my eyes bugged out, I looked up from the ring to Jay’s smiling face.

“I know this isn’t the most romantic way but I don’t want to spend another day without you and Joon. I know I see you guys every day but I want things to be official. I want to be able to call him my son in public and you my wife. Sarah will you do me the honor and become my wife?”

I threw my arms around Jay and cried into his neck nodding my head before shouting yes over and over. Jay pulled away from me and grabbed the box from me taking the ring and sliding it on my finger.

“Do you like it?”

“Jay I love it!”

“Good because it was special made so I would hate to have to return it.”

“You could have given me a ring out of a claw machine and I would have loved it because it meant that you would be mine forever.”

“Well damn, had I known that I would saved me some money.”

“Shut up Jay Park.”

I pulled him back kissing him with everything I had. Everyone always said love was hard and it was painful. But to be stung by love was the most rewarding thing ever to happen to me and I would never want to change it.

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ishqbaaz 17.11.17 lb

ugh this stupidass convo again. CAN WE JUST GET IT OVER WITH LORD ABOVE, PLEAAAAAAAASE

ok there’s no need to look sooooo fucking devastated over an IMAGINARY FETUS… like, get a hold of yourselves you shitty buddhe.

my god these people are determined to hearrrrrrrrrr in detail about their sex life. WHY ARE YOU PPL LIKE THIS?!?!?!  I CAN’T WATCH, I’M CRINGING SO FUCKING HARD

BLOODY DINKY, COULD YOU GO BACK TO LONDON ALREADY. SAARE FASAAD KI JADD TUM HI HO

oh godddddddddddddd I CAN’T WATCH THIS I AM DYING OF MICHMICHI YOU GUYS I FUCKING AMMMMMM I AM IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAINN FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT OF IT ALL

i am fwding. i’ll read the written update. i just… can’t. 

fwd fwd fwd seeing a lotta weird faces and embarrassment and lord people in this fam really need to learn boundaries. like, there’s a limit to how much you let the family into your lives. 

guessing shivaay told them and hence these faces: 

yeah trust me, you guys, we’re just as disappointed as you ppl are. 

ok dinky needs to fucking slowwwww her rolllll. what kamiiii???? when they just told you that they haven’t had sex, how the f do you expect her to get pregnant?????? honestly. 

TELL HER SHIVAAAAAY!!!!! 

“meri anika mein koi kami nahi hai. she’s perfect.”

ok sweeet and all, but i wish this issue wasn’t being framed as a “kami”???? like… different people have different health issues. shivaay himself has a pretty serious heart problem. if THAT isn’t being showcased as a “shortcoming” then why should any reproductive issues that anika has be framed like this????? bloody misogynist nonsense. 

ok pinkyyyy, “KYUN?”??? REALLY? THEY WERE THIS CLOSE TO DOING IT WHEN YOU THREW YOUR WRENCH INTO THE WORKS???? YOU SAW THEM GETTING IT ON IN THE POOL AND PLAYED YOUR HAND???? LIKE…. TUM TOH CHUP HI RAHO PLZ. 

ok shivaay giving lecture on shaadi ka rishta and what it means and blah blah blah i don’t care i am fwding coz honestly this conversation is the most awkward bullshit i have ever had to encounter in this damn show. AND THIS SHOW ONCE SHOWED ME A SON NABBING HIS OWN DAD’S MISTRESS OK??????? 

musings while fwding: 

guessing shivaay brought up pinky’s fuckery coz i see her looking awk 

shivaay seems to be saying something heartfelt to anika but i couldn’t be arsed rn i just need this scene to be over. 

andddddddd he’s taking her and leaving. thank goddddddddd.

DINKY NEEDS TO MIND HER OWN DAMN BUSINESS.

and now omRu are going to meddle and get all up in bhaiyya’s sex life. MAN, YOU PPL JUST HAVE WAAAAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. JUST GET A DAMN JOB ALREADY LIKE THE REST OF US?????? 

i think this outfit always makes surbhi very conscious? i’ve noticed she holds her hand in front of her like this kinda awkwardly a lot when she’s in this awful shirt. 

why are these two apologizing to each other???? neither of you did anything wrong. THE WHOLE FAULT IS DINKY MAASI’S. COULD SHIVAAY JUST SHIP HER OFF BACK TO LONDON ALREADY???

why are these two standing there and saying all the “polite words” they know at each other like a buncha kindergartners? 

“tumhe milne se pehle, meri zindagi bhi adhoori thi anika.”

“sachchi??”

“hmmm.” 

ugh tooo cute for words! 😍😍😍😍

ooooh i love thissss audio cassette analogy. #80sand90sKidsUnite

“iska matlab…. tum ready ho?”

lol of course she didn’t get what he meant. 

aaaaaaaaaand she’s acting like a shy turtle again. oh anika. 

actually galti shivaay ki hai. DO IT, instead of TALKING about it, idiot. 

“bano na tum bhi besharam, yaaar!” 

lol poor billu. 😆😆😆😆

god he’s gonna go all SSO on this. ouffffffffffffff. why is this guy so damn extra with the plan making???? have any of your plans everrrr worked out? EVER? the three suhaag raats you planned before this? the saying “i love you” the first time round???? JUST STOP PLANNING SHIT. PLEASE. 

god these idiots. can they focus on their own damn relationships and issues???? unka woh aapas mein sultaaa lenge. 

for the first time in this episode, someone is talking sense. thank you lord for omkara singh oberoi. YES. GIVE THEM SPACE. LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE. 

oh shit it got awkward with bulbul bringing up his past. yiiiiiiiikes. looks like you guys need to have A TALK. 

obligatory “omkara’s reactions to rudra’s BS” screenshots of the day:

UGH ROYAL ROMANCE KIT SOUNDS WEIRD AND CHEESY AND PLEASE NO

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS SHIVAAY ORDERING WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE THIS??????????/ HAVE YOU PPL EVER MET A HUMAN WOMAN BEFORE? 

OMKARA IS ME. I AM OMKARA. 

“... jis se har dude ka mood ban jaaye!”

the dude is already in the mood. it’s the girl you need to focus on. i pity all the girls who’ve hooked up with rudra so far. he seems like a hella bad lover. 

looks like bhavya knows shivaay bhaiyya more. GOOD. LISTEN TO HER PLS. 

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP RUDRA

um. he just ordered a ROYAL BENGAL TIGER?????????? YOU CAN JUST…. ORDER A TIGER ONLINE? LIKE A BOOK OR SOME SHIT? WOW, I REALLY UNDERESTIMATED THE ECOMMERCE SCENE IN INDIA. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this billu has dressed room up again. for god knows the how many’th time. just… give up with this stupidass plan, shivaay? just get her into the pool and work your magic like last time. 

omg no what the hell is this huge picture of them????? ITS SO WEIRD AND AWKWARD WHO THE HELL IS SO SELF OBSESSED THAT LOOKING AT THIS WOULD PUT THEM “IN THE MOOD”

shivaay. that’s who. the narcissist. 

ok the word TONIGHT on the bed seems more like a sinister threat than anything else. 

JESUS CHRIST. like, idk what anika’s into, but this would kill my lady boner asap, coz i’d be laughing too hard at how stoooopid he looks. 

oh. that’s a nice dress, i guess. let’s see how it looks on. 

i can feeeeeel anika’s embarrassment at shivaay’s hella cheesy moves THROUGHHHH THE SCREEEEN 

… why does “secure” = “ready for sex” acc to shivaay??? 

lol of course khanna is calling now. guess the tiger is here. 

OK YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS BS. I AM NOT. I JUST…. CAN’T OK. I AM FWDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

you know, there are times when i reallyyyyyy question my decisions in life and how the fuck i got to this point that i’m at rn…. THIS IS ONE OF THEM. 

okay someone fucking slaaaaaaaaaaaap rudra, coz his stupidity is just too much for me to take today. 

thanks om. 

this is really reminding me of this scene in om shanti om. 

i’m the rando in the crowd, monotonously going “waah, kya acting kar raha hai. waaah kya tiger hai.” @ the cast and the vfx team.

majaaal hai ki shivaay stop correcting everyone that ki “yeh sher nahi hai; IT’S A TIGER” 

gauriiiii and her shraddha are on a whole other trip altogether. lorddd. 

“AYE PAKAD APNI BIWI KO!”

lmaooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

god why am i watching this fucking show even?????? 

ooooooooh svetlana and abhay! thank god! 

svetlana’s clearing stuff up: don’t go getting ideas like she’s interested in you or anything. all she wants is a murder partner. don’t get it twisted, abhay; you ain’t shit. besides, your broke ass wouldn’t interest her anyway. 

god back to this garbage mansion. 

UM MAYBE YOU AUTHORITIES SHOULD MAKE SURE THAT THE PUBLIC ISN’T ABLE TO JUST ORDER A FUCKING TIGER ONLINE???? YOU’LL BLOCK TORRENT SITES, BUT OH, FLIPKART IS JUST ALLOWED TO LIST AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AS SOMETHING THEY CAN SELL HUH?????????????????

oh the flowers are finally here!

lol shivaay awkwardly directing bhavya to give them to anika and him whispering “yeh…. tumhaare liye.” so doggone stupidly cute. 

OUFF FWDING THE REST OF THIS RUDRA GARBAGE

ooooh. anika’s deciding to take the lead. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS THIS IS WHAT I WAAAANTED. 

but god, she’s gonna do equally atrangi. i just know it. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

ohhhhhh boy anika has some MOVIE to watch on recommendation from chanda. and it’s called PREM KI DEVI. which sounds like some c grade bhojpuri soft porn movie. 

OH GOD GAURI HAS SOME DESI VERSION OF VIAGRA SHE WANTS TO SLIP THEM 

I AM OMKARA. OMKARA IS ME. 

LMAO WOW SEEMS EVEN GAURI HAS SOME DISCLOSING ABOUT *HER* PAST TO DO!!!!!!!!!

[britishchick09]

it happened one night livewatch

last week this movie was on tv and i watched some of it in between classes, but was over by the end of school :/

luckily the library exists and i was able to get it! so in honor of my first half day of the year, i’ll be watching this classic movie!

first of all the dvd is cute :)

the old columbia logo is so neat! and the music is great too

ooh it was a short story! coolio

clark gable’s in this *cue girl swoon*

captain: “huuuunger striking?” lol

yo this captain dude is MEAN

is this girl a hostage? wait did she say king? OVER 21 WHAT’S GOING ON

claudette girl: “i thought i told you not to bring any food in here!”* guy backs away* lol

WOAH DUDE DON’T CALL HER A STUBBORN IDIOT >:(

OMG THIS GIRL JUST FLIPPED A TABLE THE FRICK

YO SHE”S A SAVAGEEEEEEE SHE JUS JUMPED IN THE WATER LIKE BLIP

soldier: “she’s too smart for you!” dam right she is ;)

hey is that clark gable in the phone

wait is that a black guy who is that

news boss: “you wouldn’t know a newspaper if you kicked it in the pants” lol

oh it’s clark gable sounding cool kewl

yo prohibition’s over LET’S DRUNKENLY CHUG FLASKS OF WHISKY AT THE STATION WHY DON’T WE

where’s the girl she’s awesome and i miss her

just sit on the newspapers clark gable it would be neat :D

sock him sock him sock him SOCK HIM SOCK HIM SOCK HIM

“oh yeah????” JUS SOCK HIM PLZ

...oh no sock :/

OP DERE HE IS! ...or dere she is ;)

claudette girl and clark gable are sort of like anna and kristoff when they first met! :D

cool train it has a lotta license plates :D

fun fact: if you took a drink every time someone in this movie smokes you’d probably die

*screen fades* commercial break!

yo claudette’s smoking it must be cool don’t smoke kids :D

she just threw her cig LITTERBUG

she didn’t notice that it was gone SEE CIGS ARE BAD

4 dollars is like 100 bucks today cool :D (jk it’s 77)

woah that horn sounds like an electric guitar ROCK ON????

why must old men snore :(

just chuck him across the room claudette it’s cool

sit on clark’s hand it’s cool

*claudette and clark stare at each other* awk-ward!

awwww she’s hugging his arm! ♥

she’s gonna be like OH CRAP when she awakes huh (she did but not much)

they cute together ♥

clark: “you look kind of pretty asleep” awwww

claudette: “i’ll be a few minutes late please wait for me.” conductor: “oh yeah????????”

ooh the night bus cool :D

guy: “the bus is gone.” oH yEaH??????

claudette: “that’s 12 hours from now!” so it’s 8 am now kewl

she calls him young man although he’s older than him lol

her last name is andews so is her first name julie....?

awww it’s ellen :/ still cool tho

she pawned her watch for clothes sorta like how anna bought her travel clothes with her coronation dress neat-o (frozen ihon au?)

ooh telegrams asoue reference

lol the telegram lady can’t read his words lol

2.60 is probably 50 bucks wowza (i was right it’s 50.62!)

the train announcer sounds done with his life poor guy :/

shapely: “you have class with a capital k” ...lol

shut up shapely plz

shapely: “shut up my big nasty mouth!” YES PLZ SHUT UP

shapely: “i could go on you in a big way.” ...oh no

awww clark just called claudette ellen his wife awwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

shapely: “no offense doc!” bugs bunny who

clark: “you’re as help

buying cigars and cigs on a train what a time

the chocolates are 1.67 that’s like 30 (it’s 32! i’m good at this inflation stuff)

yo it be pouring where’s morton salt girl when you need her

omg this is the part i saw last time i think!

claudette: “your ego is absolutely colossal” tell that to captain man lol

claudette: “there’s a brain behind that face isn’t there?” lol

the hotel is 2 bucks a night which is about 50 huh not bad! :D

awww that’s cute a little privacy screen :)

awwwwwww she gonna wear his pjs!

omg he’s undressing in front of her i thought he liked privacy

this is just for the clark fangirls isn’t it

OMG HE DOES SHOES BEFORE PANTS THE FRICK

clark’s singing the big bad wolf song nice timely reference bro :D

omg we’re FINALLY FINDING OUT CLARK’S NAME HOW DID IT TAKE 30 MINUTES

peter warn nice name :D

claudette: “i don’t like it.” ...oh :/

omg airplane cool :D

wow they have a plane table cool :D

the plane flying overhead reminds me of the planes that fly past here sometimes it’s neat

awww he bought a toothbrush and pressed her clothes so sweet!

clark: “all the best houses have showers outside!” huh idk bout that...

wow this is so domestic

he said her hair was cute awwww!

lol they saw her xd xd xd xd lol

DID THAT LADY JUST STICK HER TONGUE OUT WOOWWWWWWW

wowza you really miss a lot in between classes huh next thing i remember they were stealing a car

clark: “that’s your ration for lunch” world war who

kewl they have a donut

claudette’s kinda cute when she smiles :)

oh no the guys are there!!!!!!!!!!

plz don’t recognize her

clark: ‘dOn’T lOsE yOuR tEmPer!!!” woah mocking spongebob who

lol dat was funny good trolling :D

it’s at 42 minutes HOW IS IT NOT HALFWAY DONE

omg wait i think this is the next part i saw

awww there’s a pic of her on the dad’s desk ♥

cool radio broadcast and newspapers AND WIRE PICS IT’S THE FUTURE MAN

is there a radio on the bus cool

oh it’s just real guys ok cool

ok wow everyone knows the flying trapeze song is this a musical now

wowza this song is from 1867 coolio! :D

are they singing the whole flipping song get on with the story plz

ok wow that guy just DROVE RIGHT INTO A LAKE

OMG SOME KID’S MOM DIED :(

awwww clark’s comforting her bless ♥

the guy said ‘behind the 8 ball’ last decade slang reference :D

WAIT WHY DOES CLARK HAVE FLIPPING MACHINE GUNS??????

10 thousand bucks is like a million billion (it’s 193 million i was close)

WOAH THAT WAS SHAPELY HE HAS KIDS WOWZA!

bugs dooley more like bunny :D

they left the bus so this when they steal the car????

10 spot is like 193 wowza

awww they be going piggyback

abe lincoln is a ‘natural born piggybacker’ confirmed

THE FRICK DID CLARK JUS SLAP HER WHY

oh wow they’re sleeping in hay kewl

clark: “you can’t be hungry and scared at the same time!” hmmmm.......

oh no what happened to peter :(

awww he brought food but she’s scared and not hungry huh i guess he was right!

awwww his coat’s blaket!

OMG KISS KISS KISS KIS

awww no kiss :/

hey it’s like modern times when they walk away from the camera :D

this is the other part i saw the car stealing’s coming up! :D

he’s picking hay out of her teeth how domestically romantic ♥

YO RAW CARROTS THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOI

oh wow clark has a lotta hitchhiking moves

claudette: “o that’s amazing.”

you thumbed too late clark you thumbed too late

claudette: *raises her skirt to above her knee* oh dang victorian swoon

OH DANG THAT DRIVER STOPPED!

the driver’s probably thinking of the will smith meme now (DAS HOT! DAS HOT!)

claudette: “the limb is mightier than the sword.”

i remember the driver guy he’s funny :D

he’s just singing and clark’s like ‘oh god please for the love of god and holy stop’

the driver’s so happy i love him :D

his face after clark shuts him up is like ‘hmm’

now i understand claudette’s face when clark suggests a carrot lol :D

clark be like HOP outta that car!

DANG clark beat the driver MAN THAT’S ROUGH!

awww claudette’s wiping clark’s brow what a mom

how much is 10 gallons of gas like 40 bucks or something (it’s 19 cents each which is about 18.34 huh!)

the car’s oinking a bit like the car in the 11 year old senpai newsreel!

now they’re at the hotel place and i guess the owner’s living with his mom???

clark saying claudette will be in her husband’s arms and her pausing is sort of like kristoff saying anna will be safe with her true love bish hans :)

ooh nice rug cover :D

clark’s not that hot shirtness sorry fangirls :/

omg claudette bra wow :o (it’s sorta cute tbh)

oh wow they got in their pjs fast

clark: “i want someone more real, more alive!” claudette’s right there bro

clark: “the stars are so close you feel like you could reach up and stir them around” awww ♥

oh no he doesn’t love him but she truly loves him :(

heartbroken claudette ellen isn’t cool :(

wait was the claudette bra actually a slip or something why is that a wonder?

awww clark’s wondering if she’d really go but she’s asleep

25 bucks is about 300 bucks (it’s 476 kewl)

aww the guy has a hat :D

typewriter!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW CLARK WANTS TO MARRY HERRRRRRRRR

THEY’RE IN LOOOVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!! ♥

who’s zeke is this a bob’s burgers crossover

oh the hotel guy huh!

they found claudette in the bed it’s like snow white :D

mom: “i run a respectable business!” too bad you’re not your business OHHHHH

oh hey clark kissed the office gal :D

wowza the paper guy has a lotta phones huh

and a candle stick with a dial phone? wowza!

this place is busy huh

kit was right that typewriter sound is the best :D

oh no clark’s not gonna see her there :/

THOSE POLICE CARS SOUND LIKE SCREAMING KIDS WHY

he’s calling the car ‘baby’ how about the lindberg baby CUZ YOU STOLE IT!!!!

omg hoboes on the train it’s not just a kit thing!

CLAUDETTE’S WITH HER DAD GO TO THE RESCUE CLARK!!!!

the car horn be going ‘de de de de de!”

oh no car gone

wowza that’s a lotta papers!

she’s home but what about her true love?

also are movie newspapers actually created on newspaper i’ve always wondered that

oh no claudette’s marrying insert sad clark here :(

what a pretty gown! very shiny and flowery ♥

awww claudette ellen and her dad are so sweet together!

she wants clark pete doesn’t she

claudette ellen hasn’t cried since she was a baby huh

dad: “tell me you haven’t fallen in love with the bus driver!” it’s worse... THE MILKMAN!!!!! :o

claudette: “i practically threw myself at him!” yeah you kind of did back there....

omg her dad knows peter awesome!

cool a typewriter letter :D

OMG IT BE CLARK PETE!!!!!!!

oh wow he just ran in there and it was awkward with the pappa

HE CALLED HER DARLING!

AND THEY KISSEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

there’s 10 more minutes it’s getting JUICY

8.60 is probably 70 (it’s 170!)

a buggy ride wowza that’s old fashioned right there

awww clark doesn’t want to admit that he loves claudette but he does

wait is she already married

ooh claudette’s dress train is nice :D

OOH HELICOPTER i thought that was a ‘39 thing!

it’s an airplane with copter blades wow extra much king wesley

ooh the peanuts kids are the chorus people nice :D

the movie camera is a crank cool!

wow dad don’t call your daughter a sucker WOW

39.60 is like 700 bucks probably (765!)

i hope claudette says ‘i DON’T’

dad speak up plz SPEAK UP SPEAK UP

king said ‘i will’ why IT’S ‘I DO’

ooh claudette’s hesitant SHOOT SHE RAN AWAY

the cameras be crankin’

she just drove away like that wowza what a gal

omg the dad’s drunk af what a sad boi

100 thousand is probably a billion AND HE SAYS DIRT CHEAP

awww did claudette and clark go to jerico?

awwww they married!!!!!!!!!!! :D

so that was the movie! it had a lot of funny and memorable parts, but some parts were a little long so i’ll give it a 8/10

what a great movie!

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - Sept 26/17 - Episode 376

Hokeyyyyy sorry abut the latest for this one, i had a long day at work!

here we go

Dadi says the shaadi will be in 2 days

ANNIKA GO UP ALL EXCITED

LMAO THEYRE ALL LIKE ????

Now theyre all laughing at her this is amazing

Today is the mehndi ceremony yaaaas

who is this dude

Zakhir? Bruh is this like a promo thing

forwarding sorry

they gotta start all the taiyaari

why is Om volunteering Gauri lmao 

PINKY WHY ARE YOU HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

what is her problem

she hates Annika so much so why does she wanna be involved in the wedding 

and when they do involve her she acts all pissy and doesnt do anything

LOL ROAST HER SHIVAAY

“Koi mere aur mere biwi ki khushi mein khushi ho sakta hai, toh aa sakta hai varna...”

Shivaay is still not over this and he shouldnt be because Pinky is trash

dadi getting a call

Annika is back in the room and having a right panic about the shaadi

shes like omg what are we gonna do what am i gonna WEAR

Honey, they put you in ugly clothes does it matter

Shivaay is telling her to breathe

Hes like you’re marrying Shivaay Singh Oberoi ill get you anything you need

HE BROUGHT HER A RING

Hes so rude he wont show her lmao

LALCHI BANDAR???

oh my goodness ahhaha

LOL HES LIKE YOU CAN CALL ME BAGHAD BILLA BUT I CANT CALL YOU A BANDARIA?

Annika is panicking omg

HE THREW A GLASS OF WATER

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANI GAMES

Shes like wtf is this

SHE LIKE TELL ME TO BREATHE ONE MORE TIME

SHE THREW A JUG OF WATER

babe, she wins

Paanikaaaaaaa

LOL now shes telling him to breathe

but look how she just casually puts her hands on him now and she doesnt freak out and the touch of him anymore oh my god can they please fuck noww

SHIVAAY IS SO BAD LOL

“Saanse leyni hai yaan kuch aur”

i hate them so much they make me feel sooooo tingly 

GET ENGAGED BABIES

oh no that ring is ugly LOL

The one for their original engagement was so much cuter

HE KISSES THE RING

oh my GOD

shes so excited about her ring shes like its so pretty

HE SAYS NOT MORE THAN YOU

uff that shit gets me every time

She has his ring all ready too

i have friggin goosebumps on my body LOL

SHES KISSING HIS HAND GOODBYE FRIENDS

look her her lipstick on his hand ahhaa

THESE FLASHBACKS ARE GETTING ME HYPE

What a damn bitch lmao

hes acting as if his cut hurts so she’ll kiss it

AND SHE DID

I CANNNNNOOOT

Honestly face touching is my fav thing ever

Next dayyy

Shivaay telling Khanna there shouldnt be any security breaches LOL does this mean there will be one because apparently Khanna doesnt do his job

Shivaay is arranging his own mehndi

Jhavni is so happy to see Shivaay all changed

HE WANTS THE BEST ORGANIC MEHNDI FOR HIS WIFEEE

fuck me up

Annika looks so effing pretty

LOL SHE SAID THANK YOU AND HE GOT WORRIED

Shes like no its ook chill lmao

Shes like the ring is so pretty like WOW

and hes like OMG U REMINDED ME

reminded her of what

Vows? 

MARRIAGE VOWS?

Do ya’ll do that in indian weddings? correct me if im wrong but isnt that what the phere are? the vows? 

Annika is confused af

Hes like no not wow, VOW

and hes like bite your lower lip

LOL Shivaay are u sure you arent asking for something else

Hes like its vachan, promises theyre called Vows 

and shes like you wrote yours??

and hes like yeah lmfao this bitch

Shivaay that isnt fair

HE SAYS HES ALL CHARGED UP TO TELL HER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

shes like k

he asks her if shes ready

shes like bitch u told me this today how am i supposed to write them 

Hes like its alright you can do it

its v-v-v-vOW

“Starring at my lips?” SHIVAAY LOL

Annika is in panic mode

Rudra? What happened? In the last episode it ended with him, Bhavya and Manav at the door

wtf Bhavya is in shaadi clothes

ARE YOU MARRYING MANAV?

uhh isnt that Tia’s wedding dress

omg it is

Annika is trying to write her vows and is struggling

Shes wishes Sahil is there

and here he is!

Shes telling him about the vows and she needs help

SHE WANTS SAHIL TO STEAL SHIVAAY’S VOWS LMAO

mere izzat ka sawal hai omg

Sahil and Annika are so cute i cant

Rudra is mada at Bhavya

hes like what about our connection??

shes like you cant maintain a connection all your life in which you keep looking for flaws

TELL HIM BHAVYA

ROAST THIS BITCH

hes like i apologized 

shes like so?

shes like u probably cant believe a girl my age could find anyone

hes like I APOLOGIZED WHY U STILL MAD

shes like really???

shes like lets finish whatever this is and just maintain and respect our friendship

LOL she told him to leave

hes like dosti?

RUDRA

HOW DARE YOU

“Aur kitne dost hai jin ke saath room share kar chuki ho tum”

RUDRA IS GARBAGE

ALL YOU OBEROI BOYS

OH MY GOD

BHAVYA IS SO MAD 

SAME BABY

tells him she isnt worthy of being her friend anymore

THATS RIGHT ROAST HIS ASS

LEAVE HIM

YA’LL OBEROIS DONT DESERVE YOUR WOMEN  AHHHHHHHHHHH

Sahil is looking for the vows

LOL SHIVAAY SEES HIM

he knew she would send Sahil

he put the vows in front of him and Sahil is all excited

Sahil’s like awww shit

Sahil is giving a paper to Annika

bruh its gonna be something else

LMFAO ITS A ROAST LETTER

SHIVAAY AHAHAH

Sahil is like Im not doing your dirty work anymore

hes like im leavinggggg

Annika you’re on your own now bby LOL

Om and Rudra are thinking about their lady problems

they lying to each other by saying theyre okay but they have to hide it from Shivaay

And the ceremony begins!

Look at Annika i cannot

SHIVAAY ALSO LOOKS HELLA HOT

GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ARE GOOD LOOKING

hes like are you done your vows?

shes like uh yeah

hes like you didnt write anything

shes like bitch i dont need paper, i have my memory

start the mehndi

Khanna says the mehndi didnt arrive

why is it khanna’s job to get the mehndi hes your BODYGUARD

Um Pinky why are you adding your input no one asked for it

Shivaay is calling the mehndi people 

lol theres traffic

Our new entry has arrrived on his motorcycle

im not sure why theres new entries

WE HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS ON THIS SHOW THAT YOU CANT MANAGE THEIR SCREEN TIME

Shivaay apologizes to Annika for the lateness

THIS BITCH JUST BUSTED THROUGH THE DOORS OF THE OBEROI MANSION

KHANNA ARE YOU EVER WORKING

this baccha looks like a young Gurmeet Chodhary

Precap: Shivaay is saying his vows to Annika

these sound familiar

OH MY GOD

OH OD MHYG

THESE VOWS

THEYRE THE VOWS MIKE SAID TO PHOEBE ON THEIR WEDDING DAY ON FRIENDS

I FUCKIN CANNOT ITS ALMOST WORD FOR WORD

IM DYING

ILL DO A COMARISON FOR THE NEXT EPISODE BLOG BUT IM DYING ITS THE SAME

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 29.08.17 lb

plain text version here. 

lo shuru sanskaari music. 🙄🙄🙄

never getting over the “fuck me” bedroom eyes they’re giving each other. 😏😏😏

gauri feeding shaktiiii cake. gosh, what even do you call it when you start shipping a new parental figure for a character? there are no words in fandom culture for all the dynamics this show makes me ship!!!! 😫😫😫

... such unnecessary tension. just eat the damn cake, omkara. 😒😒😒

shivika giving each other “kuch karnaaa padegaaaa” looks 🙃🙃🙃

yes plz, turn for you to play shipper now. yell at omkara alternately till he fucking fixes this ish. 😒😒😒

shaktiji is practically glowing from all the #shivika shipping. happiness is a good look on him. 😊😊😊

who’da thunk that i’d eventually be rooting for shakti as the good parent? in any case, he did less damage than pinky, so there’s that. 😕😕😕

god i hate this stupid “abhi tak shaadi nahi hui hai, toh door raho” nonsense in remarriage tracks. they were living together for more than six months. they could have been having crazy monkey sex in that time for all you know. bloody nonsense. 😑😑😑

i am happy that anika looks just as dismayed as shivaay at this development. 😌😌😌

LMAO RUDRA, HAATH KO AAYA PAR MOOH NA LAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the dubbing of this damn scene... 😐😐😐

ohhhhhhhh great. pinky’s here to fuck up the happy. 😒😒😒

omkara’s instant bitch face. love itttttttt. 😆😆😆

nope. shakti is firmly #teamShivika. SHAKTIJI OUT!!!!!!!!! 😙😙😙

i think omki took that “8 baje kamre ka darwaaza bandh” instruction from rudra a little too seriously. he looks mad at shivaay for making him leave this late at night. 😋😋😋

honestly #me. don’t you make me leave my bed/room after 8 pm. you won’t like my grumpy ass. 😒😒😒

OMG YES THEY BROUGHT UP THE “ROTE HUE AAYEGA MERE PAAS” DIALOGUE!!! WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

omki’s excitement and glee at shivaay’s happiness. oh my heart. my boys. my beautiful boysssssss. 😭😭😭

4 LIONS MEN GOING FROM GROWLY ASSHOLES TO SOFT PUSSYCATS WHO ARE SO HAPPY TO BE IN LOVE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVE THING EVER OK *weeps* 😭😭😭😭😭

saansein ruk jaati hai was anika’s thing. and di’s thing to arnav. not omki’s to shivaay’s. 😕😕😕

I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY MADE OM COME SEE HIM IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT JUST SO HE CAN GEEK OUT ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS GIRL IS 😚😚😚😚

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

“sabse pehle main tujhse bataane aa gaya” BECAUSE HE’S YOUR PERSONNNNNNN. 💖💖💖

awwww man, i’m just so happy and weepy from all the feeelz. 😭😭😭😭

lol omki yelling at him for telling HIM first instead of anika. 😊😊😊

“i think i need a hug. i think we both need a hug.”

HAWWWWWWWW WITHOUT RUDRA?????? 😯😯😯

THIS HUG THO. MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOYS. OMKI SO HAPPY, HE’S A BLURRRRRRRR. 😅😅😅

“subah subah shivaay singh oberoi pakode tal raha hai?”

a sentence i never thought i’d hear. also, probably a real headline in the newspapers of this show’s universe, knowing the press and the way they act in this show. 😒😒😒

ANIKA AGREES WITH ME ABOUT THE NEWS THING 😧😧😧

anika’s about to lose it at him for using the wrong type of oil. 😆😆😆

(god, she’s so me, it hurts. i too am very specific about shit like this. 😕😕😕) 

“aap na bohutttttttt cute ho.”

not in that ugly ass shirt and white jeetendra pants from the 80′s he’s not. 🙄🙄🙄

ALSO, NO YOU!!!!!!!!!! GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD TODAY. 😍😍😍😍

billu hates being called “cute”. he wants to be called “HOT”, does he? 😏😏😏

OMG HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯😂😂😂

lol his innocent “haan dadi????? 😇😇😇”

snort. idiot. he’s doing ONE ARM DISTANCE like we used to do in schoooooool, for assemblies. 🤣🤣🤣

wait, so they’re still in the same room at night? so, what does this “do foot” nonsense even matter??????? 😑😑😑

“DADI KO MAT BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!”  “DO FOOT, MY FOOT!”

oh billu. you’re incorrigible. 😝😝😝

also, um hello, YOUR PAKODE?!!?!?! 😯😯😯😯

incoming takaraaana in 3... 2... 1.... 

EEEEEEEEE HE PULLED HER IN CLOSER EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

ohhhhhh you twoooooo awkward babiesssss. 😌😌😌

YES, SHIVIKA SHIPPING RIKARA!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

anika helpfully informing shivaay of gauri’s “atrangi ideas” 😊😊😊

anika’s excited squeals oh my hearttttttt what a fucking cutie!!! 💖💖💖

“ab jab hum nahi lad rahein, toh jo humari jagah khaali hai kisi ko toh bharni padegi.”

this damn family thrives on conflict and chaos. check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, idiots. 😐😐😐😐

YAS, MISSION RIKARA IS A-GO!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

what the fuck is a “shaadi ka bowl”? 🤔🤔🤔

what’s this 90′s bollywood type theme music. 😒😒😒

pfffffffft rudra. you’re soooooo lame. 🙄🙄🙄

HA! i like how she gave it back to him! “public police ko nahi bachaati. police public ko bachaati hai.” 😎😎😎

ok romance is getting tooo icky with the staring. also i haaate their music. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

gauri approves of shivaay’s olive oil waale pakode. at least someone does. 😋😋😋

meanwhile anika here is working on om. yaaaaaas, i am loving this division of labour. MY BROTPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘

shivaay feeding gauri pakode apne haath se. LIKE HE DOES HIS BABY BOY RUDRA. i am actually fucking crying. 😭😭😭😭😭

oh boy anika omki ko faraq ka jaap pada rahi hai. 😐😐😐

OMG SHIVAAY BAAT BANA RAHE HO YA BIGAAD RAHE HO 😯😯😯

but fully loving how he’s trash talking his own brother for bulbullllllllllllll behnaaaaaaa 😚😚😚

OH MY GOD SHE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT EVEN IS HER FAAAAAACE 😍😍😍

meanwhile anika toh is going to town on omki with reverse psychology. behen, sambhaal ke. bante bante baat ke upar apni bulldozer mat chalaiyo. 😣😣😣

OMFG HIS FACE AT “DER HO CHUKI HAI” AND “MOVE ON”. YES!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

“ab gauri ko main pasand nahi hoon???? 😟😟😟” 

THE FEAR. I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVINGGGGG ITTTTT. 😆😆😆

“agar woh tumhare paas aaye toh mooh pher lo. pher lena!!!! achcha ab yahaan phero, sun toh lo.” 

omfg shivaaaaaaaay. lmaooooooo i love these two togetherrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣

ok kids, time to pick a team in the replies: are you #TeamAniKara or #TeamShivRi

you guys know my team already. bade bhaiyya and bulbul have my fuckinggggg heart. 😍😍😍😍

“ab gauri om se door bhaagegi.” “aur om gauri ke peeche peeche!”  “aur hum?” 

tum dono ab make out karoge. 😌😌😌

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

oufffffo dadiiiiiiii yaaaaaaar. 😣😣😣

LMAO “pehle toh nahi tha puttar, lekin teri harkatein dekh kar...” dadi let the boy liveeeeeee lollllllll 😆😆😆

you guys i can’t tell you how hella glad that i am that anika is just as frustrated as billu. it just warms my hearttttt that she’s as into it as he is. 😌😌😌

oh my heartttt, omkiiiii. look at his faaaace. and how he’s nervously adjusting his shirt and vest before approaching her. 😭😭😭

‘please still love me!’

oh boy, not the best voices to have in your head guiding you. honestly, why would you take advice from a couple who haven’t even been properly together for 24 hours yet!!?!?! 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhh boy omki is going to be asad (from QH) ka sequel, with the “woh actually, main...”s. 😬😬😬

HIS PANIC AT “SAB KHATAM HO GAYA HAI”!!!!!!! HER ADORABLE FAKE GUSSA! HIS DARRRA HUA FACE! I LOVE IT ALL OMG 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. these fucking idiots. they underestimated omki. 😟😟😟😬😬😬

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT TEJVILANA. FWDING. 

will i ever stop sighing happily over these two and their cuteeeee???? 😭😭😭😍😍😍😚😚😚

hahahahahaha shivaay dropping the stuff and fumbling picking it up . what an idiottttt. 🤣🤣🤣

oh boy why does dadi have rope?!!?!?! 😬😬😬

what a cutieeeeeeeee 😍😍😍

OMFG OMKI DHOKEBAAZ 😧😧😧

omggggg hahahahah shivaay singing “jahaan main jaata hoon wahin chali aati hai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lo rudra ki bhi entry. loving the casual way shivaay and he exchanged rock on 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 gestures as greetings. 

“rudy, pata hai, shivaay rangay-haathon pakda gaya!” “bhaiyya yeh koi holi khelne ka time hai kya?” 

snortttttt, idiot. 😂😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhh boyyyyy. omkiiiiii. tu toh puraaaaara paaapi nikla. 😫😫😫

bulbul doing taubaaaa gestures at “patne - pataane ki baatein” hahaha 😆😆😆

lol anika getting mad at shivaay for being an idiotttttt. 😂😂😂

ouff againnnn tejvilana nonsense. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, omkara has taken the ramayan parallels from the initial promos a little too seriously and drawn a literal lakshman rekhaaaaaa. 😐😐😐

ladki waale kaun ladke waale kaun waala confusion.

lmao smart singh oberoi has very cleverly declared himself a ladki waala and stepped rightttt over the loc lololol 😂😂😂

DEVAR SQUAD ARE LADKI WAALE. *weeping* 😭😭😭

BEHNEIN BADE BHAIYYA KI TARAF SE. 😚😚😚

AND SHAKTIJI IS LADKI WAALE. FROM “BETI” KE SIDE. *weeps 5ever* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pffft  tumhaaare dad aur mom haiiii kahaaan? have you even bothered calling them for the last 2 weeks? 😒😒😒

ugh fuck off pinky. no one invited you. 😤😤😤

maaaaaaaaaan, what even is this jhanvi plot?

who dat on the bike? um... kinda looks like gauri ka woh “apun ki sister” waala bhaiyya? 😕😕😕

OMFG IT IS HIM. WHUT? 😯😯😯

HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN IS THIS JHANVI/DANDIIII TEAM UP??? 😟😟😟

ok idek why i’m watching this nonsense. oh wait. i do, for this face: 

who the fuck told these people that south indians start every sentence with “aiyyo”????? 😒😒😒

like idk about other south indian states, but elders always admonish me if i say “aiyyo” too much - it’s a thing you say in distress and it’s believed saying it over and over kinda invites negativity into your life. 😐😐😐 

THEY’RE TAMILIANS AND THAT’S A MALAYALAM NEWSPAPER. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN OMGGGGGGGGG. 😧😧😧😟😟😟

ALSO THE TITLE OF THE NEWSPAPER IS JUST A BUNCHA RANDOM MALAYALAM LETTERS THROWN TOGETHER????? THE FUCK. 😣😣😣😣

dandiiiiiii is under the influence of dosas and thinks kaveri/peter are legit. don’t blame him, whatever said and done, those dosas did look damn good. 😌😌

also, i hate the way north indians pronounce “dosa” - it’s tho-sha/tho-sa, not dosa with a hard D. 😒😒😒 

OH THANK GOD. DANDI CAN TELL MALAYALAM AND TAMIL APART. HALLELUJAH. ALREADY LIKE HIM MORE. 😐😐😐

jhanvi is like yep, that kinda ignorant ass north indian bs sound like tej/svetlana for sure. 😒😒😒

didn’t even get what the precap was about really. some murti, some shiv-parvati sanjog, and everyone shocked at shivaay’s possesiveness re: khanna. ok???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

hopefully om-gauri get a little trip outta this hellhole to go get this murtiiiii? 😊😊😊

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damn ragini looks realllllllly hotttttt today. if shivaay won’t wife her, i will. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo yiiiikes, the look he gave her when she said anika and vikram look made for each other. i haven’t seen that hostile a look from shivaay in ages! 😬😬😬

oh ragini, why do you want his stupid sada hua shakal in your selfies when you literally look like a goddess today? you look even better than the bride!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

ohhhhh boy. shivaay is MAAAAAAAAAAAD about the press conference stunt and the fact that she’s parading around calling herself his fiancee. 😬😬😬

god, he’s being hella rude to her. i hope at least now she’ll get over her silly crush and realise he sucks. leave him to anika, girl. you deserve so much better. why don’t you try maarofy on fine vikram here? he’s taller and hotter and seems to have no discernible anger management issues. 😌😌😌

ohhhhhhhhhh, he’s also mad coz she misbehaved with ANIKA in front of the press! damn billu. if you care so much about anika, then why don’t you just give up at this stupid game and go tell her that? 😒😒😒

“shukar karo ki main baat kar raha hoon.” 

yeah, as opposed to throwing his phone at you. or threatening to blow samar up. girlllll, you don’t even know the extent of his issues. run while you can. 😐😐😐

god she looks so sad and taken aback. *holds her and hisses at shivaay like a cat to keep him away from my girl, ALL MY GIRLS* 👿👿👿

lolololol his LORD GIVE ME PATIENCE look 😆😆😆: 

daaaaaaamn, ragini bhi koi kachchi khilaaadi nahi hai. i’m so fucking glad she’s letting him have it and calling him out. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

wow. guess he couldn’t have put it any plainer than that. 😗😗😗

meanwhile rudra is here on his ownnnn trip. bitch, keep calm and have faith in chulbul bhaabi! 😒😒😒

there’s more fabric in bhavya’s dupatta than in the lehenga skirt itself. kahin tailor se galti toh nahi hui, and now she’s resorting to carrying the lehenga piece around as dupatta as an ‘accent’? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao omkara just up and fucked off to germany for ‘a workshop’. sure. not at all for a few mental health days away from you crazies. 🙄🙄🙄

but gotta say, bhavya loooooks hot af too today. seriously all the girls look like 🔥🔥🔥 today. 

damn i want some rasna now. (bg mein se “I LOVE YOU RASNA!”) 

lolololol rudra’s eyes just LIGHTING THE FUCK UP at whatever that shady white powder is just amazing. 😊😊😊

abhi yeh pilaana kisko hai? vikram ko? 🤔🤔🤔

o bete ki! ANIKA KO!??! 😧😧😧

oh thank god, gauri’s a chatur chiraiyya who caught these idiots in time!!!!!!! 😰😰😰

raginiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. you so shady, girl. i fucking love it. 😆😆😆

LMAO VIKRAM GETTING STARTLED AT PINKY TOOT-PADOFYING ON HIM HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

oh man, i can actualllllly FEEEEEL vikram’s “main kahaan phas gaya yaaaar 😩😩😩” feelings take on a physical form and start to seep out my screen. 

ragini, what the fuck kinda pic are you gonna get from that angle? it’s just going to be a solid black square of vikram’s shoulder. back up a little, girl.😕😕😕

why isn’t billu here to see these shenanigans and grind his teeth!???? 🤔🤔🤔

OH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!!!!!!!! 

OMFG THE WAY HE ACCOSTED VIKRAM’S HAND HAHAHAHA. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

poor vikram, this whole fam is manhandling him like fuckkkkkk today. 😗😗😗

lmaoooo the looks pinky and ragini just exchanged. fucking amazinggggg. 🤣🤣🤣

meanwhile: 

“nagini? humara matlab, RAGINI (kya sunnna tumne?) ” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahaha bulbul’s MANIC smile. god, this episode is killing me with everyone’s facial comedy. 😂😂😂

ragini, no!!!!!!!!!! so many empty calories! (and unknown drugs.) BUT ALL THAT SUGAR, GIRL! 😫😫😫

question: who are all these rando guests? like... anika has no one, and vikram ke liye toh this isn’t real, so it can’t be anyone from his side. neither of them are oberois, so it’s not THEIR fam. WHO ARE ALL THESE PPL? 😕😕😕

pfffffft, dulhan is eye fucking her ex hubs. 🙄🙄🙄

“kuch kehna hai anika?”

OMFG SHIVAAY. YOU’RE FUCKING ASKING FOR IT. 😡😡😡

waah, is saal ka filmfare toh bulbul ko hi jaana hai. for such superlative ~~~ACTING~~~ 🙃🙃🙃

OH NOW HE NOTICES THAT SHE’S BEEN WEARING IT. AFTER A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH. FUCKING IDIOT. AANKHEIN HAI YA BUTTON? 😒😒😒

oh shut up ruVya. khud toh kuch kiya nahi jaata, aur gauri ke plan ko anshann kahe jaa rahe ho. 😒😒😒

man, i didn’t know rudra had this gunda side to him. 😗😗😗

waah, is haath pe ddlj waala pentra. 🙄🙄🙄

was this gauri’s big dramatic plan??? girl needs to stop watching so much bollywood. 😣😣😣

lololol shivaay’s sardonic eyebrow raise at rudra’s slip up. 😆😆😆

god, i love bulbul. she’s just too fucking cute. 😍😍😍

god, most overrrrrdramatic saddd song EVER. 😑😑😑

BILLU YOU FUCKING FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU STOP KILLING ME WITH YOUR STUPID FACE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

is he a fucking idiot??? he can see her standing there crying, and he still won’t do anything? that’s how much his zidd means to him. even more than her (and his own!!!!) absolute misery. 😤😤😤

“gauri bhaabi paagal ho gayi hai.” *snort* 😆😆😆

JFC THOSE TACKYASS SSO SHOES. SET THEM ON FUCKING FIRE, LORD. 🤢🤢🤢

bulbul is master of the angst. i fucking love it. 😈😈😈

dadi looks like she might keel over from the pain of all this. 😟😟😟

no point of looking at her all angstily and like you want to die, billu. you brought this upon yourself. 😗😗😗

arre waaaaaah, plan is a gauri - sahil alliance! 😚😚😚

oh no ragini knows! 😯😯😯

ouff naagini, FAINT already!!!!! 😶😶😶

my god, vikram, 5 minuteeeeeeeee ho gayeeeee, abhi tak ring ungli ko choo bhi nahi rahi. aur kitna slow motion mere bhai??? 😑😑😑

waah, sahil is familiar enough with the electrical circuitry of Oberoi Mansion to pull this shit off. 😧😧😧

ok, can’t deny, heart gave twinge at him holding her and whispering “main hoon na. kuch nahi hoga tumhe.”  😣😣😣💔💔💔

“aap nahi hai. aapne mujhe khud se door...” 

aaaaaaaand i’m crying. 😭😭😭😥😥😥😪😪😪😢😢😢

... is this a dream? it feels a little bit like a dream. 😕😕😕

oh. it’s not? okay. 😶😶😶

is that the ring shivaay was holding, or the one vikram was holding? 🤔🤔🤔 

ok i don’t like this weird theme music. it sounds too much like the x files theme song. which is fitting, coz half the shit happening in this show can only be explained by “aliens”, but not in romantic scenes like this, come on. 😒😒😒

i don’t like this weird... editing of this scene. it makes it feel weird and dream sequence like and NOT REAL. 😑😑😑

lmao vikram’s face at bulbul commending him for “andhere mein sagaai”. 🤣🤣🤣

ragini’s more cognizant even after being drugged, than i am sober. 😐😐😐 

nowwww what???? how will they get out of thisssss one???? 😯😯😯

OH HO ANIKA, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM??? WOH JO KAR SAKTA THA USNE KIYA, AB TU BHI TU KUCH KAR, MERI MAA !!!! 😫😫😫

“kaisi dheent womaniya hai, gir hi nahi rahi! gir jaa! GIR JAA!” 

lolololol gauriiiiiii. 😂😂😂

is no one else noticing this ex-husband/wife CONSTANTLY STARING AT EACH OTHER????????? LIKE???? 😬😬😬

oufffff issse zyaada slow motion mein bardaasht nahiiiiiiiii kar saktiiiiii. 😫😫😫😫

LMAO RUDRA’S CHUCKLE AT RAGINI FAINTING. 🤣🤣🤣

“achcha hua jo bhi hua.” omfg this petty idiot. i love him. 😂😂😂

vikram, sach sach bol. chakkar kya hai tera ragini ke saath!??? 😟😟😟

OK GAURI HAS TO BE ANIKA’S CHUTKI. PLEASE. SHE EVEN HAS THE “LOGIC” WAALA GESTURE. WHICH ANIKA HAS NEVER EVEN DONE IN FRONT OF HER!!!!! 😫😫😫

also my god, i think i might be in love with shrenu fucking parikh. 💖💖💖

omg i love these two fucking idiots. such hardcore shippers they are. the IF/twitter shivika fandom has nothing on these two. 😊😊😊

billu’s in his room fiddling with his ring again. 😚😚😚

oh looks like anika ka rona dhona quota for day is over. now commences aaj ka badass quota. 😏😏😏

ugh this fucker and his hand sex. fuckkkkkk him. 😯😯😯😳😳😳

andhera ka fayda. god, that too in such a lame PG 7 way. you’re the lamesttttt, billu. at least should have gotten in a kiss or two. 😒😒😒

“sach bata do, and i’ll put an end to all of this.”

one more time i hear this dialogue, i swear, i’m taking a flight to bombay and beating his skinny 4 foot tall ass myself. 😠😠😠

GOD YOU TWO ARE THE FUCKING WORST. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST. STALE BREAD? BETTER THAN YOU. SOGGY FRENCH FRIES? BETTER THAN YOU. PEOPLE WHO USE TOO MANY HASHTAGS IN THEIR IG CAPTIONS, LIKE #BLESSED #LOVE #BAE #INSTAGOOD #INSTACUTE #INSTADAILY #INSTAPUPPY #THUGLYFE #PHOTOOFTHEDAY #SMILEOFTHEDAY #FOODIE ETC. ARE BETTER THAN YOU. THAT GROSS MALAI THAT FORMS ON TEA/COFFEE YOU LEAVE ALONE FOR LIKE, 5 NANOSECONDS???? BETTER THAN THE TWO OF YOU. 😑😑😑

aaaaand he’s back to sad face fiddling with the ring. and this time she joins him (but in different location.) the couple that cries over their rings like a buncha STUPID fucking assholes together, stays together or whatever, i guess. idek anymore man. just show me what’s up with jhanvi and her creepy ugly boy-man stalker. 😒😒😒

i like how they just keep the shitty tejVi plot for the last 5 minutes, instead of editing it in between the other stuff. this way, the ppl who don’t care can just fucking get done with this in one go. 😊😊😊

“tum yahaan kyun aaye ho?” jhanvi asks man-boy, IN HIS OWN DAMN HOUSE, LOL. 😆😆😆

“tumhaare inkaar mein iqraar se bhi zyaada mazaa hai.” oh right okay, he’s one of THOSE. *sharpens my knife to stab him in his fucking ugly face* 😌😌😌🔪🔪🔪🔪

ok she couldn’t have made it plainer than that. but nope. creepers gotta creep creep creep creep creep. 😊😊😊

oh wait, we’re not done with the oberoi mansion for the day yet! 😯😯😯

god, this bhavya’s boss is just asking to get kicked. he’s so annoying. 😑😑😑

ABHI???? WHO’S GONNA HELP OUT WITH THIS WEDDING AND MIX ILLICIT DRUGS IN THE JUICE THEN? 😣😣😣😥😥😥

ugh no tej don’t leave her aloneeeeeeeeeeeeee. 😫😫😫 

words i NEVER thought i’d say, tbh. 😐😐😐

GOD HE’S SUCHHHHHH A FUCKING CREEP. FUCKING KILL HIM, JHANVI. 😤😤😤

this place is soooo fucking middle class, for the oberois to stay in? like... come on. 🤔🤔🤔

GOD DON’T BE FUCKING STUPID JHANVI. LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR AND STAY INSIDE. 😩😩😩

WHO THE FUCK HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS? GET A GODDAMN LIFE, FOOL. 😟😟😟

GOD I HATE MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😡😡😡

great more misunderstandings tomorrow thanks to the unholy (&hot!!!!) coupling of vikram + ragini 😒😒😒

aaaaaaaaaaand anika used “faraq nahi padta???” move

so absolutely nothing new happening. for the 12th episode in a row. 🙄🙄🙄

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - August 27 2017 - Episode 354

Maha episode time! Thank goodness. One extra episode means we’re one episode closer to this entire track being OVER

Starting off with Shivaay entering the room and tells Annika he knows the truth

lol Shivaay we all know your bitchass is LYING

You would be angrier and more upset if you knew the truth

Hes doing the same thing he did last time, just adding a bit more detail that he remembered to the mix to convince her hayeee Shivaay bas kar do

Annika bby bought it

LOL she is also being hela vague

OU SHE GAVE THE DETAIL OF NAAM KHOON KHANDAAN

One extra clue Sihvaay has now

Now hes leaving....aww Annika bby is so worried

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HER HAIR IS NORMAL AND HER OUTFIT IS ALSO NORMAL THANK GOD

Her curly hair and her dress with jeans!!!

Rikara are so happy lol 

OMKI’S MAJESTIC MAINE IS BACK CAN IT STAY PLEASE

“Saadi nibhanein mein pyaar kaafi nahi hota, viswas bhi chaye hota hai. Aur humse bar kar ee baat kaun samajh sakta hai” WOW GAURI ROAST HIM

OHH BABY HE HELD HER HAND

OMKARA YOU BEST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY SOMETHING NOW

AHHHHH SAMJHAWAN I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS SONG BYE

Wow this song is actually perfect for them

OH HUNNY OMKI THAT SHOULD TOUCHING AND BRINGING IT DOWN TO HER HAND AHH I AM ON FIRE

My bunnies can you also get your shit together now pls and thnk u

HES HOLDING BOTH OF HER HANDS HHAAYYEE

Well I guess now that Shivika are back together kinda, Gauri doesnt have a reason to stay...what are they gonna do now..

tenu chadke kithe jawaaaaannn

“Gauri mein-” HELLO SHIVAAY 2.0 THIS WAS SHIVAAY’S PROBLEM TOO OMG

Gauri has no umeed with you bby u fuckin UP

“humare beech kuch nahi badla. Hum abhi bhi is ghar ki bahu hai”

ROAST HIM BABY

Stop making my Gauri cryyyyyyyyyy

Ruvya! 

Wow Bhavya looks like a normal person!

They straightened her hair thank goodness. she actually looks younger now

TU JANNE NAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH I ALL MY GOOD SONGS HAYE

it better be the atif aslam version because they used an ugly version in dbo

ITS THE ATIF ASLAM VERSION OUU BABY

Im flashing back to his concert back on my birthday while Ruvya flashback on themselves ahaha

Omg Rkara again! Im so happy I need more Rikara in my life

Hes packing?

LOL nah hes unpacking but so lost in thought he repacked lol dummy

Gauri trying to help and hes like ITS OK I GOT THIS

wow hes mad lol what is your issue

DID OM RLY BRING HER BACK HER GIFT HE BROUGHT HER A SHAWL WHAT A FRIGGIN MUFFIN

lol he mad he put it on the side and it fell

Omkara brought gifts back for everyone

SHE OPENS THE SHAWL AND IT HAS THE PEACOCK FEATHER OMKARAAAAAAA

HOMEBOY TOOK IT WITH HIM TO GERMANY

she asks who the shawl is for

LOL HE SAYS HIMSELF

shes hella confused

LOL HE WEARS IT

to be honest, the shawl is so pretty and omkara has worn some hella ugly outfits

shes making fun of him how cuteeeee

“ee aapka style nahi hai”

“haan toh kya hua mera style nahi tha, toh ab mein Germany ja ke aaya hoon, mera style badal gaya hai”

LMFAO WHO ARE YOU FOOLING OMKI

“this is the new me”

LOL IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN

Gauri leaves and enter Rudra laughing

omgg im Rudra 

HES COPYING WHAT HE SAID LOL

i love that Rudra calls her Chulbul bhabhi its so cute

Why is Nagini still here what are you possibly gonna do

Sounds like shes gonna kidnap her

OH SHES GONNA KILL HER LOL R U OK BBY

LMFAO THAT FUCKING BLANKET IM DYING

girl same

i cant even blame her, i made me own SSO sweaters with my sister and bff ahah

Shivaay goes to Om and tells him he knows everything 

JHOOTA SINGH OBEROI 

Back to Bhavya what is she doing

shes mad at him for meddling again

he says if it wasnt for him she’d be dead

she says toh kya hua, hum mar jate na?

AND HE SUSHES HER

lets develop this story a bit more pls

“aaj khe diya, dobara kabhi mat khe na” wow that was hot

WOW RUDRA THIS IS HELLA CUTE AND HOT

Back to Shivaay and Om

Shivaay is fishing so hard right now but no one is going for the bait

RUDRA my bby is so emotional 

Shivaay is hoping they’ll drop more hints or just say everything

I dont think Omki buys it lmao hes smart sometimes

Omkara asking him how he found out because there was no way Annika told him

RUDRA

BATAYA HOGA CHOTI MAA NE

SHABASH RUDRAAAAA WOOOOOO ONE MORE CLUE FOR SHIVAAY

AUR BOL DE

Aw man he stopped spilling

nothing changes between the bhais

ALL FOR ONE ONE FOR ALL

Shivaay please use your dimaag

SHIVAAY IN THE DARK ALL ANGSTY

He’s trying to piece everything together based on what hes heard from everyone

-Annika talking to Pinky

-Rudra tells him that Annika gave them kasam that they wont tell him the truth

-Annika bringing up the illegitimacy of Omkara

-Pinky telling him to kick Annika out the day all the shit went down

-Omkara asking Shivaay who told him the truth and Rudra says probs choti maa because she realized no chaal will work now and sara raita ussi ne phelaya hai

SHIVAAY PUT THE PUZZLE PIECES TOGETHER

ok tbh im forwarding Jhanvi they are not important right now

Pinky is sulking lol bitch fuck off

DADI IS RO/ASTING HER 

...apun bola? out of all songs? lol im forwarding

Shivaay called a lawyer...? for what baby?

LMFAO HOLY SHIT HE JUST SIGNED EVERYTHING HE OWNS UNDER ANNIKA’S NAME WHAT

Pinky is like 

Annika is confused AF

LOL EVERYONE IS ALL

Pinky is not HAVING it

OH SNAP

Pinky says Annika is a nobody, everything he is she made him

he cant give anything to Annika, everything of his is hers and hers alone

LOL THIS BITCH PLS CHILL YA ASS

she ripped the papers

KAUN SA SACH?

this is the promo stuff

THIS BITCH SAYS SHE LIED TO ANNIKA THAT HE ISNT HER CHILD BUT THAT HES KAMINI AND SHAKTI’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD

THIS BITCH JUST OUTTED HERSELF BUT ALSO SAID SHE LIED TO ANNIKA??

SHIVAAY FINALLY KNOWS THE TRUTH

EVERYONE IS CONFUSED AS FUCK

CAN SHAKTI OPEN HIS MOUTH PLS FUCKING SAY SOMETHING

I think Pinky is lying that she lied. It makes NO sense that he wouldnt be Mahi’s brother, because then also why was Shakti acting so sketchy before

K forwarding Tej

PRECAP: Pinky says she did this all for him and that Annika is trash AND SHIVAAY GETS PISSED THE FUCK OFF AHHHH THIS IS ALL I WANTED 

MERE ANNIKA KE KHILAAF EK SHABD AUR NAHI SUNOONGA MEIN

HE LEAVES

IM GONNA GAVE POPCORN READY FOR TOMORROW’S EPISODE

SEE YA’LL TOMORROW!

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz lb: 2 - 6th january

i thought i’d be all caught up and back on schedule by now, but somehow i find myself behind by more than a week’s worth of episodes again. oh well.

maybe this week’s my week. in the mean time, here’s the second installation of liveblogs.

2nd january

preview: whut the whut???? is shivaay drunk again? is he dreaming this? is anika dreaming this? am *I* dreaming this???? 😯😯😯

lmao these three sisters are rudra's nightmare come alive; the bhaabi he never wanted, HIS FATHER'S MISTRESS, and the cult leader who kidnapped him. 😂😂😂

this bloody house and family is so fucking big, they should implement whatever technology uber implements in its cars, to keep track of what family member is where. 😒😒😒

rudra's denim shirt/trackpants outfit is pushing the limit on "athleisure" methinks. 😕😕😕

GOD DADI YOU AND YOUR SCREECHING. JUST... SHUSH.

they should really get someone else to dub for the dadi actress, coz her voice. lord above. 😬😬😬

oh no shivaay thinks anika's playing. 😟😟😟

dadi looks downright horrified at the thought. dadi, it's ok. it's how billu and biwi do foreplay. stay out of their sex life.  🙄🙄🙄

lololololol the fridge is about to start ringing.  😂😂😂

give it up tia. you're not gonna win.  🙄🙄🙄

FIGURE IT OUT FASTER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.  😑😑😑

lmaooooo "bhaabi fridge main kaisi pohunchi???"  😂😂😂

there's a sentence no one ever plans to say in their life. ever. 😂😂😂

PLEASE NOTICE THE FACE OF THE FRIDGE MOVING DUDE. ZERO REACTION. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR HIM. he must move a lot of rich ppl's fridges with bahus in them. 😐😐😐

i was like "ok she's cold but not THAT cold that you need a bonfire in MUMBAI" before i realised tht this was a prinku scene.  😶😶😶

ok, acp is like... RIGHT UP in their damn group now, and no one's like "who's this weird, fully grown man who's appeared out of nowhere and staring intently at one of our friends? 🤔🤔🤔"

what the hell does he even want??? 😒😒😒

yes priyanka, leave the group and isolate yourself, while you're being stalked. that's the smart thing to do right now. for fucks sake, this chick has the survival instincts of a fucking dodo. 😒😒😒

oh great. three MORE rapey boys. just what the show needed. MORE RAPEY BOYS.  😤😤😤

(lemme save you all the trouble of wondering how this is gonna go - acp is gonna save her, she's gonna be indebted, he's gonna be all conflicted coz omg why did i save her i hate her and they'll angstily marry each other and be the most boring-ass couple ever. 🙄🙄🙄)

i need to know what makeup primer/fixing spray anika uses that's waterproof, crying proof, torture (by shivaay + daksh) proof, freeze proof... like... what sorcery is this????? 😯😯😯

ok rudra, if you think of her as your wife, why don't you just ACCEPT it, and TELL HER? why is this plot still where it was 2 months ago????? 😑😑😑

i want sAumya's jammies. they look comfy af. 😊😊😊

oh look. husband was here all along! 😚😚😚

aaaaand he's yelling. ouff. give a girl a second to wake up properly! 😒😒😒

ok relax my man, you're in mumbai, not the north pole, that a hand outside the blanket will make her get the chills. 🙄🙄🙄

aw, he's "snug as a bug in a rug"d her! 😚😚😚

"akduuuu!" 😂😂😂

honestly boys, you can find better porn on the net, you don't have to get your jollies from watching priyanka change into a nightgown ffs.  🙄🙄🙄

romi's outfit is cute af! i want! 😊😊😊

i don't like this new YELLYYYYY svetlana. 😑😑😑

wow ok yeah that plan sounds CLEAR AF, thanks svetlana, for being so precise and detailed. 🙄🙄🙄

A+ eyeliner though. if only you lent that laser focus on explaining the plan.  👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

oh this... credo, and hand gesture thing is... here to stay? not a one time thing from that reveal scene? 😬😬😬

it's reminding me of a hateful version of the thing the planeteers do to summon captain planet. 😂😂😂

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAINNNNNN NAFRAT!!!! 😋😋😋

acp is shocked to learn that someone else is moving in on his "make priyanka feel violated with rapey harkatein" niche. THAT'S HIS CURB, DAMMIT, AND HE'LL BE DAMNED IF ANYONE TAKES IT FROM HIM!!!!!!! 😡😡😡

just once in my life, i want someone to be as excited about me as rudra is about anika. 😪😪😪

"aap fridge mein kyun chupi thi? aap waisi hi itni cool ho!" 😂😂😂

dadi: don't do anything that can get you killed, lololol!

seriously, dadi??? is that how you warn someone??? is the actress playing her wrong, or is she being written weird? either way, i can't fucking stand this character since shivaay and anika got married. 😒😒😒

@ ruMya: can you two just bang and get over it? 🙄🙄🙄

"hum risk sirf tabhi lete hai jab humein yakeen hai humaara prince charming humein bachaane aayega."

the day i risk anything in hope of a MAN coming and saving me is the day i die. of disappointment. 😑😑😑

headline of tomorrow's oberoi times: 30+ year old man gets his kicks from eavesdropping on youth and their discourse on romance; forces wife to participate in chichori harkat as a means to feel her up under the stairs.

why's he hugging her to his chesttttt? like cute af and all, but... lol, why? 😂😂😂

aw rudraaaaaa. 💗💗💗

aaaaaaand, there. you had to ruin it. asshole.  😒😒😒

waah, seediyon ke upar bhi romance, neeche bhi romance. 😏😏😏

where's my boy ommmmmmmmm? why isn't HE feeling up a PYT somewhere in the vicinity of this staircase???????? god knows if anyone deserves it the most, it's him! 😐😐😐

play a romantic song from this decade maybe???? 🤔🤔🤔

ok shivaay, she's your wife. you can seduce her in your room, ya'know. 😶😶😶

ok fine, i won't be such a unromantic grouch. carry on. continue fondling your wife under the staircase, like a horny high school kid. 😌😌😌

what do you mean "roka kisne hai?" YOU WERE ON HER LIKE WHITE ON RICE BRUH. pfffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

the bad dubbing is ruining this scene for meeeeeeee. i'll have to watch it again on mute to get my kicks. 😫😫😫

wow. so this is what it's like when shivaay is romantic. nice. why couldn't you have just persuaded her to marry you her like this?????? 😐😐😐

shivaay, back in his room, googling "help i think i love my wife" and "how to make my wife love me". 😂😂😂

tia's hereeee, looking extremely becoming.😚😚😚

LMAO that HUGE step back he took when she mentioned the baby. 😂😂😂

oh i think tia's in that phase of her pregnancy when women get super horny. 😶😶😶

lol, i've never heard of the word "rest" as a euphemism for an orgasm, but this show has been so ~~~pathbreaking in so many ways so sure, why not? 😕😕😕

*while being seduced* "... i need to finish my emails!" 😂😂😂

lmao what an ISHQBAAZ. truly amazing. dadi, come take a look! 😂😂😂

anika strolling into that room like, BITCH STEP THE FUCK BACK, THIS WORKAHOLIC ROBOT IS MINE!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

3rd january

preview: I KNEW THE NEW HUNKY SERVANT WOULD BE SHADY! I KNEWWWWWWWWW IT! 😬😬😬

tiaaaaa was notttttt expecting anika to be so ferocious after being frozen like an bag of peas. 😂😂😂

shivaay's deep resigned sigh + "tia, you brought this on yourself" face lololol 😂😂😂

"nakhre noor jahan ke" hee hee 😂😂😂

"kasam shivaay BABY ki" LMAO 😂😂😂

shivaay's enjoying this smackdown too much lol, he's intervening soooooo reluctantly.  😋😋😋

"ACHAAR KE DAAG KI TARAH DHEET" omfg appropriating this for daily use irl 😂😂😂

might as well hang a sign around shivaay's neck saying "property of anika" 🙃🙃🙃

for that matter, tia's too, coz anika just OWNED HER ASS 😎😎😎

damnnnnnnnnnnnn anika, is this what being cold does to you??? i just get very angry and miserable and eat a lot of carbs. 😐😐😐

lololol the instant disappearance of her giggles. 😋😋😋

patidev is taking full faida of display of haq. 😚😚😚

MAIN ROZ BRUSH KARTI HOON HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

shivaay's not interested in your dental routine right now anika, he has lurrrrrrrve on his mind! 😚😚😚

(that look he gives her teeth tho, lol) 😂😂😂

it's weird that he's being SO romantic all outta nowhere. with a woman he served divorce papers to THIS MORNING.

(yes, this is the same day. god. i'm exhausted just thinking how long their damn days are. 😫😫😫)

bruh, parde toh bandh kiye hote. the whole house is getting an eyeful of your seduction game. 🙈🙈🙈

which is suddenly A+ btw. looks like googling "how to make my wife love me" gave him some fucking amazing results. 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

such cute how they can't control their silly smiles and giggles at each other. adorable idiots. 💗💗💗

lol she literally jumped out the window to get away. 😂😂😂😂😂

relatable af. i woulda done the same. 😶😶😶

yes shivaay, what's happening to you? your constant smiling and being all romantic and shit is freaking meeeeeeee out. 😬😬😬

ouff, from that cuteness to this rapey nonsense. 😒😒😒

LOL ACP'S PUNCH. 😂😂😂

acp toh shivaay ka bhai nikla in phone tod department. 😐😐😐

where the fuck is everyone, did they just leave prinku alone? 😒😒😒

why doesn't the third dude deserve a name? 🤔🤔🤔

TUJHE CHAHTE HAI JAANEMAAANNN. abhishek and sumit have been watching too many b-grade 80's bolly movies. next they'll reply "bhagwan ke liye tujhe chod denge toh hum kya karengee?" 🙄🙄🙄

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. honestly, i am so fucking done with this acp and prinku track. i could honestly not give less of a fuck about them. 😑😑😑

yes acp, keep watching as they tear her dori and violate her. best. 😒😒😒

anika, pay attn to hunky servant. he just gave you a clueeeeee. 😐😐😐

anika, you need to get a job. 😗😗😗

pft. acp ki herobaazi. mujhe nahi dekhni. fwd. 😒😒😒

can shivaay enroll prinku in some damn self defense classes ffs???? while he's at it, some personality development classes as well. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaoooooooooo TUM MERE HO. 😂😂😂

what the hell is with this show and songssss from the fucking 90s. can they not afford copyrights to anything newer??

such dramatic dupatta odh-ing was unnecessary. hand it over like a normal dude, bro. 🙄🙄🙄

prinku's feeling the angsty lau feelings right on schedule. 😒😒😒

since when is there this giantasss plate glass window in shivaay's room? 🤔🤔🤔

snort. hunky servant's evil smile. lololol. 😂😂😂

lol what the hell is he doing with the pointer toy i use to irritate my cat? 🤔🤔🤔

what in the world is shivaay wearing? 😟😟😟

lmaooooooooo. the cat toy is being used to melt whatever's holding the glass. 😂😂😂

yeah honestly anika, why do you ask? 😐😐😐

tia speaks the truth. get a job, anika. a hobby maybe. 🙄🙄🙄

like, i love anika and all, but god, i love tia so much more. she's a cold hard bitch who gets hers. 💗💗💗💗💗

or tries very hard, at least.

by this time, you could have run back home to save him by now. 🙄🙄🙄

looking at the angle the glass was falling, he was out of the danger zone. but yeah, the flying shards... oh well. 😐😐😐

TELL ME WE GET SOME AWESOME HURT/COMFORT SHIT OUTTA THIS, WITH ANIKA NURSING HIM BACK TO HEALTH. *smoochy noises* 😚😚😚

4th january

preview: idc what these ppl are yelling about all i care about is that OM IS BACK OM IS BACK OH HAPPY DAY OM IS BACK I FEEL LIKE I HAVE REASON TO LIVE AGAIN MY LONG HAIRED ARTIST BOY IS BACK!!!!! 😇😇😇

ouff, move slower shivaay. 😒😒😒

UM HOW THE FUCK DID THE GLASS JUST SHATTER SPONTANEOUSLY??? WHAT NONSENSE. 😒😒😒

GIRL, HONESTLY IN THIS TIME YOU COULD HAVE RUN THERE. 🙄🙄🙄

pft. he's fiiiiiine. just has some glass in his hair. nothing that tadi waala hair gesture of his won't fix. 😎😎😎

what's om screaming about? boy stand still and smile so i can drink you innnnnnn. 😐😐😐

what logic. there's just one paraaya, compared to allllll these apne. 🙄🙄🙄

tej, again, he's a self made billionaire. he doesn't need your money. 😑😑😑

ouff. men and their egos. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay's been shook out of his near death experience stupor thanks to all the yelling. ouff, this fucking family. can't you let a man ponder his mortality in peace????? 😒😒😒

rudra, maybe have less selfish reasons... like, something more compelling than a fucking SANDWICH????? 😒😒😒

anika's brain be like OH BETE KIIIIIIIIII 😂😂😂

this should be a rasm for the new bahu too, witnessing the first bullshit fight that occurs in this family on a near-daily basis. 🙄🙄🙄

for once, shivaay's angry grabbing is justified and not icky. 😶😶😶

god stop being such an angsty emo bunny, om. such a drama queen you are. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff this damn new servant. 😑😑😑

yeah we got that, om. give us the REAL REASON. 😒😒😒

ooooh i think tej's trying to marry om off to some richhhhh heiress??? 🤔🤔🤔

CALLED IT!!!!!!

why's pinky making that self righteous face? it's what she was doing to shivaay too. 😶😶😶

arre bas itni si problem? nothing a little google-fu and facebook and instagram stalking can't solve! such baat ka batangad. 🙄🙄🙄

i mean, i gotta agree with tej here, arranged marriage really isn't a revolutionary concept. why's om getting so hyper like a damn white kid who's never heard of the concept? 😐😐😐

um, that's so not the reason to have kids????? 😒😒😒

he wants lurrrrrrrrrrve, tej. he wants LURVE. 😗😗😗

god this fucking murdery servant dude is getting even more footage than OM and it's pissing me offfffff. 😒😒😒

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i mean if this argument came from anyone other than shivaay. 😂😂😂

to play devil's advocate though, he was in a relationship with tia and THINKS he knows her though. 😕😕😕

lol tej has the same idea as me. 😙😙😙

LMAO OM'S BRAIN LITERALLY SHORTCIRCUITING BEHIND TEJ, I AM LOVING IT LEMME REWIND 😂😂😂

lololololol even better the second time. 😂😂😂

bro, someone explain the structure of the oberoi businesses to me. please. i don't get it. what does shivaay do, what does tej do, how does any of this shit even work????? 😕😕😕

they're really modelled on the ambanis, i guess. 😗😗😗

tej, maybe don't disclose your petty so openly? 😬😬😬

ouff, dadi, why do you even bother? just go back to tirupati or whatever. take om with you. live in peace. 🙄🙄🙄

yeah shakti. just shut up. let a mom defend her son. 😑😑😑

what's wrong with this fucking servant, he's just going around the house tampering with everything shivaay touches. 😦😦😦

ouffffffff, jungle waala chutiyapa abhi tak khatam nahi hua. 😒😒😒

lol that weird scream. 😂😂😂

god, that's one determined rapist, going to attack prinku IN THE MIDDLE of getting his ass kicked. finish him offffff, acp. 😑😑😑

um acp??? large knife being aimed at ya girl... 😕😕😕

of course... of course acp is the one who gets slashed. 🙄🙄🙄

i wanted a shivika hurt/comfort scene. ouff, looks like i'll have to settle for this off brand nonsense instead. 😒😒😒

no? prinku's just letting him walk away? cool. 😗😗😗

ouff tej, you're like a dog with a bone, om don't currrr about your damn business. 😑😑😑

god how many times will we have to watch the same fucking argument between om and tej. i'm so bored. 🙄🙄🙄

ok tej, just stfu. THEY WERE JUST STARTING TO GET ALONG AND BE ALL CUTE AND FLIRTY AND SHIT. WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN ITTTTT????? 😑😑😑

ouff pinkyyyyyyy, shushhhhhhh.

this episode is so fucking boringgggggggggggg. ouff. 😑😑😑

oh no is svetlana back in tej's life now?????? OH NO. 😬😬😬

thank god at least one sister in the kapoor fam has a strong seduction game. watch and learn from di, tia + romi. 😎😎😎

who is svetlanaaaaa gunning for om to marry????? 😐😐😐

OHNOEOHNOEOHNOE 😯😯😯

i have this teeny tiny feeling that maybe om may end up marrying the chaddha girl, through some tej + svetlana dhokebaazi, and he's gonna hate her, but she's gonna turn out to be super nice and shit and worm her way into om's heart. #tellywoodtrashKiBhavishwyawaani 😇😇😇

dadi about to keel over from a heart attack. 😐😐😐

i feel zero sympathy tbh, coz dadi kinda deserves a tiny heart attack from the way she handled the shivaay/anika thing. 😒😒😒

the oberoi kid deserving bachpan-waala slapping is behind you, tej. he's less slap-worthy these days but give it a week or two, he's going to do something to deserve it. 😕😕😕

anika be like lord almighty i miss my bua. she was easier to handle than these ppl. 😮😮😮

calling it already, jhanvi is #bestMom2k17 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

good riddance. bye tejjjj.👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

precap: shit, i thought my "bye tej" straight off dispatched him into the afterlife. 😬😬😬 nope. just some rando chick. om's girl? 🤔🤔🤔

oooh, shivaay making anika some mighty big promises. 😚😚😚

5th january

lol @ tej's hissy fit. 😆😆😆

this servant seems to have a damn phd in killing ppl. 😐😐😐

LMAO, pinky is meeeeeee. 5ever interested in the drama, but super side eye-y of it. lolololol. 😂😂😂

anika, honestly, i mean, i get your urgency, but is this the time? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

gaaadi hai, underwear nahi, that two people can't use one anothers'. just give him the damn keys, driver. 🙄🙄🙄

oh the plan was to kill tej all along? i have no issues with that. carry on, kapoor sisters. 🙃🙃🙃

GOOD LORD. RAPEY DUDES ARE ALSO KAPOOR SHILLS. WHAT NONSENSE. OUFF. 😒😒😒

also how the f did they send the mms to romi when acp smashed the phone last night???? 😑😑😑

anika, girl. you soundin' cray. 😶😶😶

lol the scenery chewing that this servant actor is doing. amaze. 😆😆😆

i want jhanvi's earrings. 😊😊😊

svetlana's super nonchalant "what?" at tej's impending death, i love it.

i've changed my mind, i think i love svetlana. i'm modeling my 2017 personality after her. 😍😍😍

tia, stop being such a weak bitch.  😐😐😐

OH NO JUST WHEN I GOT ON #TEAMSVETLANA, she's about to go do some suicidal stunt?!?!!! GODDAMNIT, WHY???? 😩😩😩

tej should have read @phati-sari‘s post on how to deal with failed brakes. 😊😊😊

yeah no one who takes an airbag to the face emerges looking completely fine like that. that shit deploys at like 300 kmph. 😒😒😒

oh shit u ok svetlana???? 😯😯😯

guessing this is svetlana's plan to make her way into the oberoi mansion. please don't let this end up with her marrying om tho. that's just super yucky. 😬😬😬

anika, you need to learn to communicate better. no one would believe what you're saying, the way you're saying it. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “dimaag ki dahi” what an un-shivaay like phrase. 😂😂😂

@ruMya: could you two kids just kiss alreadyyyy? 😐😐😐

ugh acp ka ott filmy dialogue. hope those big words are antiseptic and save you from catching some kinda nasty-ass infection. 🙄🙄🙄

“bohut khoon” my foot. 🙄🙄🙄

"main bura hoon, par gira hua nahi."  

LMAO WHAT NONSENSE, HOW IS YOU FORCING HER TO MARRY HER IN ORDER TO TORTURE HER ANY BETTER THAN MAKING THE MMS? IF ANYTHING, IT'S WORSE. 😒😒😒

can you two get off my screen already????? 😑😑😑

thank you.

CAN YOU TWO IDIOTS STOP FIGHTING ABOUT THIS OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THIS???????????? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

oh boy, om's gonna fuckin' loseeeeee it. 😬😬😬

lol his crossed arms + "both of you shoulda died" expression. 😋😋😋

god tia, TOUGHEN UP. nafratbaaz my ass. 🙄🙄🙄

svetlana doesn't even look thaaat injured tho? like she's just got a few scrapes... 🤔🤔🤔

BREATHE, SVETLANA, I JUST STARTED LIKING YOU!!!! 😩😩😩

why is no one (anika even) noticing tia losing her shit while seeing svetlana like this? 😐😐😐

LMAO TRUST THE OBEROIS TO KEEP THEIR FIRST AID KIT IN AN ORNATE GOLDEN FILGREE EMBOSSED WOODEN BOX. 😂😂😂

loving jhanvi, pinky and om's #idgaf expressions. 🙃🙃🙃

fwding to when svetlana finally wakes the f up, coz we all know she's gonna. 🙄🙄🙄

om asking all the real questions. 🙃🙃🙃

ok that answer doesn't make sense, tej. 🙄🙄🙄

nothing gets me more heart eyed than when om calls ppl out on their shit. 😍😍😍

what “jaan par khel kar”???? she just happened to be in the way with her car, there were zero allusions that she did it intentionally. 🙄🙄🙄

finally, tej lending some credence to anika's story. 😶😶😶

pft, i only watched today's episode for the shivika scene i was promised in yesterday's precap, and instead i had to watch a whole episode of them bickering and have to wait until the next ep. 😒😒😒

6th january

preview: yay, team's all here and on a mission!!!!!! 😊😊😊

lmao the knife still in the tyre. looks like murder servant isn't that smart after all. 😆😆😆

lmaoooooo no pointtttt calling security, come on shivaay. 🙄🙄🙄

sup khanna? new year, new facial hair! 😏😏😏

lol you know khanna is here only to make fanmixes on his otp. i bet he has a thriving youtube channel filled with footage of you two. 😆😆😆

why's he calling tej when he's just indoors???? 🤔🤔🤔

says the person who whatsapps her mom from the next room about how the cat is chewing on my leg. 😶😶😶

um shivaay, please to notice that your wife is currently having a breakdown? 😶😶😶

this moment is coming across as super fake on anika's part. the whole stumbling around and talking to self thing. 🙄🙄🙄

“aap BHI mujhe chod ke chale gaye toh?” awww. baby. *pats her hair*

god shivaay, why is YELLING your go-to for everything? you didn't even try to reason with her normally, before going to yelling. 😒😒😒

bad writing/shitty editing or shitty acting on nakuul's part? 🤔🤔🤔

"main kahin nahi jaunga. na main khud jaunga, na tumhe jaane dunga."

aw. but also, kinda creepy and dakshy-sounding. depends on what mood you're in while watching. 😕😕😕

HUG!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗

oh come on, you could have totally hugggggggged. why's shivaay having sudden commitment-phobia??? 🙄🙄🙄

lol jhanvi, why so obtuse? how can someone so smart, be so fucking stupid? 😑😑😑

LMAO PINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I FUCKING LOVE YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

never let it be said that true love doesn't exist in this show. 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽 offering to murder your sister-friend's husband's mistress is the GREATEST ACT OF LOVE that has ever been displayed in the 170-odd episodes. 💗💗💗 #female relationships mean everything to me

pinky's disappointment at jhanvi not taking her up on the offer = the best. 😂😂😂

"naagin ko full fats creams ka milks pilaao" amazing. 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

also, subtle meta reference at svetlana actress's gig on a naagin show? 🤔🤔🤔

does anika even know the whole deal with svetlana? how????? 🤔🤔🤔

kanji aankhein be shocked at...?

oh. murder servant's game is up. bye boo. it was fun watching ya overact the fuck out of everything for 3 days. 😙😙😙

rudra's brief for this episode: make an exit within 30 seconds of scene and take sumo with him. 😑😑😑

170 episodes too late, but yes, please change the security staff. 🙄🙄🙄

oh god, time for anika to maarofy heavy sanskaari statement about patni protecting pati from blah blah blah. 😑😑😑

my expression, exact same as tia's. 😒😒😒

oh boy, anika's leading tia into a phone throwing type moment. the wily minx. 😬😬😬

ooh, is this the first time tia didn't call shivaay SHIVAAY BABY? 🤔🤔🤔

lol shivaay, not much of a date if she goes alone. 😐😐😐

oh boy shivaay, don't piss tia off. she's gonna ramp up the attempts to murder you. 😬😬😬

i thought she was gonna snap his neck right there and then. 😂😂😂

lololol anika's face. 😂😂😂

methinks the shivaay doth protests too much. 😚😚😚

snorttttttt, idk if she's enjoying this or not, but I CERTAINLY AM ENJOYING THIS. 😂😂😂

nakhra is not a very hard word. neither is noor jahan. are you just stupid, shivaay? 😕😕😕

this is a silly, quite badly written scene, but they're so cute when they're unable to stop grinning around each other. 😘😘😘

tho shivaay is unusally happy for someone who almost got murdered twice today. 😕😕😕

time for oberoi mystery inc. to convene and discuss. 😎😎😎

in the most open, obvious fucking location in the house. amazing. not a single bright crayon in this box. 😒😒😒

^^^^ ACTUAL PICTURE OF THE OBEROI BOX OF CRAYONS. 🙄🙄🙄

when will my om get a girl to walk with, who loves him the way he deserves to be loved? 😞😞😞

"laser". pfffffffft. IT WAS A CAT TOYYYYY COME ON. 🙄🙄🙄

where did all the furniture in this room go? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao AJAY VERMA. might as well be named john smith. 🙄🙄🙄

also, of course he didn't come from the agency you fucking idiots. 😑😑😑

DRAMATIC TADI WAALA POSTURING! 😎😎😎

i'd be downright disappointed with tia if she wasn't eavesdropping rn.

NOOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE! LISTEN TO THEM PLANNING WHATEVERRRRRR! FFS TIA, ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF DOING THIS WITHOUT SVETLANA HISSING AT YOU AT ALL TIMES???? 😩😩😩

may i remind you all that they were making out like svetlana was almost in a fucking coma. still, not a single person watching over her to find that tia is visiting her and calling her "di". 🙄🙄🙄

lol svetlana's giant hair eclipsing her head bandage tho. 😂😂😂

i'm bored with this scene so here are the oberois as mystery inc. team members:

anika = velma 🤓🤓🤓 (because orange. and she's ultimately gonna be the one who solves everything.)

shivaay = fred 👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽 (requisite cis male eye candy; mileage may vary depending by case.)

sAumya = daphne 👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽 (occasionally does shit, but mostly here to fulfill the cute quota.)

om = shaggy 🙇🏽🙇🏽🙇🏽 (coz i'm sure 87% of his chill personality comes from the fact that he's 420 blazin' it up in that studio of his.)

rudra = scooby 🐶🐶🐶 (self explanatory.)

I WANT TO BURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE UGLY FUCKING VESTS THEY PUT ON THIS MAN!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡

ooooooooh anika sleeps in the room now! progress! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

"anika? hi? good morning? 😶😶😶" lol. awwww. 😊😊😊

goddamnit shivaay, why the fuck are you always yelling??? honestly, that too so early in the morning. 😒😒😒

"you sleep like a log." "kaun log?"

snort. 😂😂😂

"dhang ke kapde"? you rather liked this outfit the last time she wore it. couldn't stop feeling her up every two minutes. 😏😏😏

"breakfast banane jaa raha hoon, TUMHARE LIYE."

NOW i'd say my man’s on track to redemption. 😚😚😚

what can i say, i'm a hungry bitch. feed me and i'll be yours forever. i'm very much like a raccoon that way. 😇😇😇

OOOOOOOOH A GIFT. 💖💖💖💖

wait, should i be worried? 😟😟😟

coz y'know, the last time he handed her a gift wrapped box, it had divorce papers. 😕😕😕

OOOH AN IPHONE. ANIKA FINALLY JOINS THE IPHONE FAM.

inaugarate it by dirty facetiming each other. 😏😏😏

sahil is a 7 year old. AT BOARDING SCHOOL. he doesn't need a fucking phone. 🙄🙄🙄

ooooooooh. "pyaar se." girl, watch what you're asking for. you couldn't really handle his pyaar a day back. you jumped out the window coz it was too much. 😋😋😋

goddamnit, this smooth motherf... where's he suddenly getting these moves from???? 😯😯😯

ok it's an iphone. not that there's a lot of variety to CHOOSE from. calm down, shivaay. 😑😑😑

his smiley romantic mood makes me both awwwww, and also be a little freaked out. 😬😬😬

mostly freaked out. i'm really not used to it. i'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 😕😕😕

"toh yeh pyaar se tha, ya dobara koshish karoon?"

holy shit. i... uh... 🤐🤐🤐😯😯😯

*loses my damn mind for a second*

ok i’m back... BUT WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE SHIVAAY WE KNOW AND LOATHE????? 😮😮😮

GODDAMN HIS SEDUCTION GAME... JUST... NO WORDS. 😶😶😶

i nearly jumped out my damn skin just like anika when he came back.  

"phir se blush kar rahi ho."

GET OUTTA HERE, ANIKA AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THESE FEELZ. JUST GO MAKE THE FOOD. GO. SHOO. 😩😩😩

"yeh blush kya cheez hai???? main kar bhi rahi hoon aur mujhe pata hi nahi hai!" haha awwww 😂😂😂

sAumya looks cuddly af man. i wanttttt a hug from herrrrrr! 🤗🤗🤗

why is she not dancing in her own room tho? 🤔🤔🤔

the fuck is this???? 😒😒😒

ohhhhhhhh, it’s an ad for some shit. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

also, why is it suddenly night if shivaay just woke anika up? 🤔🤔🤔

bloody hell, what a waste of screen time, this is an extra minute i could have spent staring at om's face. #respectOmkara2k17 😩😩😩😩