#BTW some of this is fanon. Like Rose's last name. And the Barker's initials.

[deathnumber382]

HATCHETFIELD IDEA

I literally just mentioned this in a comment section of AO3 and now it's going here.

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I had a dream where Hatchetfield was kinda at war with each other. See, the Lords in Black were bickering. And by the Lords, I mean Wiggly and Pokey.

Ha, ha! Please. You got blown up by a bombie-wom. Twice!

Really? It was once, when I was in a human form. The other time, all it did was kill the leading man. And you can't talk, either! Your puppet got shot in the head and all of a sudden you don't have power!

Oh, yes, I need power over all the fucking corpses of Hatchetfield. At least I killed Hannah.

Fuck off—

You get the gist.

Anyways, the fight escalates, 'till Pokey says something about having better humans. And Wiggly sees an opportunity to play a little game. He gathers his other brothers, and declares a game.

They take a timeline. One they haven't quite stained yet. Not in a big way, anyways. And they make their teams. In all of Hatchetfield, different people are connected to different Lords, whether they know it or not. Those people are apart of their God's team. They get to choose two captains, a base and a 'Heart' of the base.

The captains are two because if one goes down, there is another to continue it on. Two captains also allows them to split their people into groups of two. They are the leaders of the troop and the mouthpieces of their Lords. Although, they can also be 'false suns,' as dream me called them. Basically, they can pretend to speak for their God, but be doing something for their own interests.

The bases are their camp. Their home, their rest place, whatever. It's where they rest and where their 'Heart' is. The Heart had an item of their God hidden there. If that item is captured by the other team, they (and their Lord!) loses and joins the capturer's team. It goes until there's one left standing.

What's the prize, though?

Bragging rights and you can do anything to one of the losers' timlines.

That got everyone's attention. Everyone's!

A competition? Without me?

Everyone's.

Webby overheard and couldn't pass up the opportunity to help. If she beats her brothers, that means she can change the course of 5 timelines! 5!

Bickering ensued, but in the end, they allowed Webby to play. On one condition added by Blinky.

If you lose, we get a free 'Kill Hannah Free' card for any timeline of our choosing.

Reluctanlty, Webby agreed.

So the games began. They chose their captains, their bases, and their hearts. No-one knew anyone's choices.

Here's how it went down;

Ex: (CAPONE & CAPTWO • Base/Heart • Lord)

Paul Matthews & Henry Hidgens • The Starlight Theater/Center Stage • Pokotho

Bill Woodward & The Barker (initials B.L) • Watcher World/The EyeStrain • Bliklotep

Theodore Spankoffski & Barry Swift • CCRP Building/Ted's Office • T'noy Karakis

Roman Monroe & Grace Chasity • PorkChop/The Kitchen • Nibblenephim

Wilbur Cross & Linda Monroe • Lakeside Mall/ Toy Zone • Wiggog Y'Wrath

Hannah Foster & Rosary Remington • Pamela Foster's Home/ Hannah's Room • Webb?¿?¿?

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Dudes.