#BAHAHAHHAHAHA THERE HE GO

[anonymouscheeses]

more obvious shit I wanted to point out but it's more than last time uhhh pt.2 (spoilers for dad beat dad and maybe welcome to heaven. Maybe?)

I love that Charlie just randomly goes into demon form sometimes like here ehhehehe. Also can I just say I love Charlie so much?? She is my favorite and I love her especially in this episode because it feels like the same optimistic Charlie but she was just put in a bad situation. I relate to her a bit TOO much, almost down to every detail like wow. You'll understand later once I get there. But just wow...

LOOK AT THIS FUNNY LITTLE MAN. SPOODER DUST <3 also. Live [image] reaction. Someone make that into a reaction image 🙏🙏

HONEY!!! NEW MEME TEMPLATE JUST DROPPED. (Aka the one guy going crazy trying to explain the stuff on the board iykyk)

OMG... THAT CANT BE CHARLIE... NOT CHARLIE'S EMO PHASE PLEASE BAHAHAHHAHAHA (also love that Lucifer has kept it all these years, if Charlie knew I think she'd be extremely embarrassed. Vaggie would love it probably xd)

HE IS SO GOOFY I CANT- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY!!! NEED.

Broskie got character development and is NICE?!? I LOVE THAT SMMM YALL.... LOOK AT HIM!! I am very delusional yes, but I will take this over ass development(cough. Vaggie's "story" in ep 3. Cough).

Imagine this. *holds your hand carefully to help you calm down while talking to your father you haven't really wanted to talk to.* lesbian type stuff ngl 🤯 (relatable)

Angel looking at the gays while being a gay too. HE'S BEING SO KIND TO CHARLIE UGGHH I CANTTT!!(POS) NODDING HIS HEAD, SMILING TO HER, ALSO TRYING TO HELP CALM HER DOWN. I MAY BE ASS AT SOCIAL CUES BUT I NOTICED THIS ONE!! YAA

*SHE IS STILL HOLDING HER HAND. CHARLIE'S ALSO SWINGING IT AROUND NERVOUSLY. I can never get tired of them and will make art soon just you wait.*

COMMANDER VAGGIE! I love that she acts like this is a camp full of tiny kids and honestly? That's not too far off. Sir pentious is at the ready! (glad he's here more often in the episode, thought he would just get sidelined after his first episode but gladly no!) Angel is just surprised. Husk spilled his drink, ON WHITE FUR NO LESS! Niffty of course is on the floor face first. Charlie is just happy to be there yippee!

What is this?? I have no idea what the hell it is at all. Bro is just peepin- it doesn't look like Alastor, even in demon form. And... I can't think of anyone else who could be this. Anyone have ideas or maybe it's foreshadowing? Maybe it was revealed in the 6th episode I don't know I haven't watched it yet. (I am a freak. I don't binge I give myself a day to watch a single episode. Most of the time uhhh.)

WE LOVE A SHORT KING. I LOVE THAT. I LOVE HIM. THE EVERYTHING. HE IS EVERYTHING. LET ME STRANGLE HIM PLEASE. (Lillith and Lucifer's dynamic is 100% Gomez and Morticia but a little more silly short man)

"OH WOW! AN OLDER MAN WHO GIVES ME FATHERLY CARE!" *STARTS TO FUCKING CRY*

I FEEL YOU CHARLIE WAAAGHHH

Oh and there goes the silly guy again! Atp I'm thinking it may be the gal some people been talking about that they've been hinting since the pilot. I forgot her name but she's said to be the big bad of season 1 or probably 2. Not sure if that's what it's trying to imply but here's my little no-thought idea

Lucifer, no...

LUCIFER NO!! THIS IS SUCH AN ADORABLE RESPONSE TO CHARLIE DATING A WOMAN. (ADOPT ME)

AND THEN THE HUG! I GET IM LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS ONE SILLY SCENE BUT I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH AND WANT THIS SO BAD IN MY LIFE.

Niffty really said, "Yes, I do the cleaning."

Get yourself a taller king who is a short king but compared to you is a tall king

Say what you will, but I genuinely want more dad Alastor, someone make an au before I do plsss and @ me 🙏🙏

alright.. now this is where it starts to be relatable and hurt my heart... yayy.... needing any sort of parent figure that actually cares about you than the actual parent who is rarely there? WOWZA! SAME CHARLIE <3 <3 (SO FAR VERY ACCURATE FROM SOMEONE THAT IS IN THE SAME SITUATION)

Alastor is letting her off kindly, atleast in his way. He may be pissed off she brought a shark gang to the hotel and put it on fire, but they were still close friends. With anyone else he would absolutely either murder them or have severely traumatized the person. She's the exception, although I don't think he'd let it off the hook so easily if there were a next time.

A father-daughter embrace! :,)

(This is gonna be messy asf) He wants to know who she is as a person. He always has, and that's definitely obvious, but from a person inside this, they may not know themselves what the other is thinking. To Charlie it was like he never cared and just wanted an excuse to not see her again, acting like he was truly busy as in the start where he made the rubber duck that breathed fire. Sure. But Charlie saw it as him finding ways to not interact with her again. The only times they talk was when it was related to business stuff or other things of the sort. Let me just say this song... is by far my favorite, including the episode. Sure, it's got problems it's own, but this extremely accurate portrayal of what my own situation with one of my parents just stole my entire soul. Yeah I got a bit of tears about to come out, BUT NOPE! NOT TODAY! I don't ever cry during shows or movies so if I ever get teary-eyed, YOU DID SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING BEING GOOD. This episode was emotional and connected with me on a deep level that I dont think any film has ever done to me, which is weird because I've been actively trying to find one, any one that does. Then to find it in an indie company from a creator who has achieved the dreams that I myself want to one day? That's fucking amazing.

FORESHADOWING! FROESHADOWING! FORESHADOWING! VAGGIE EX-ANGEL THEORY MUST BE CANON AND IF ITS NOT I WILL TEAR MYSELF LIMB FROM LIMB WITH A CROWBAR. LETS GO TO HEAVENNN!!! TOMORROW! BECAUSE THE DAY I PUBLISH THIS WILL BE TOMORROW(FOR YOU TODAY) BUT TOMORROW FOR YOU ILL POST THE NEXT WHAT I CAUGHT SHENANIGANS AGAIN! SEE YA!

[stonedregulus]

I just went downstairs to cry to my bf after the new chapter and he said to me ‘why don’t you just stop reading this one if it makes you so sad’

STOP READING????

He is so silly, he’s lucky he’s pretty if he’s going to go around saying dumb things like that

bahahahhahaha 🤣🤣

[tea-with-cinnamontoast]

Okay but for the storyline you came up with where Apollo lost his whole memory when turned mortal

Like imagine the confusion of everyone because there’s just this kid who has a tiny feral child following him and ordering him around and he’s mortal but he’s also not??? And for some reason the sky thunders when he introduces himself and everyone is so confused

And at some point someone tells them it’s Apollo because somehow something went wrong when he fell but the thing is Lester refuses to believe them. And Meg doesn’t trust any of them

And it’s just this mess because “Lester you are a god-“ “no no I’m not. Have you seen me? This would not be happening if I was. No can someone explain what’s happening and please put me in a hospital because I’m going insane.” “No- you are Apollo! A god!” “Nah”

And no one even tries to do anything with Meg after she bit someone.

And sure the quest does get done but Lester is still convinced all of them are crazy and Meg is just done and ready for a nap and everyone is so so confused and tired

And then Apollo is a god again but his memories aren’t really back and he’s still not fully convinced

“Okay so maybe I am a god but I have no idea who any of you are and how do I have so many children that are around the same ages??? Why do I have so many siblings?? I refuse to accept this. I deny being a god. I’d rather still be crazy- unless I am crazy and this is all fake?”

And everyone is just like “Apollo no”

Except Meg who’s always demanding piggy back rides and finds this all amusing but refuses to even act polite to Zeus

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

NO WAIT HE BECOMES ONE OF THOSE SKEPTICAL THEORISTS BECAUSE OF THIS AND UPLOAD THEM ON YOUTUBE. USUALLY IT'S JUST LESTER WITH BAG UNDER HIS EYES WITH THIS FERAL CHILD ADDING LOADS OF COMMENTS, AND IT'S JUST HIM TALKING ABOUT HIS JOURNEY.

"so here's the thing, people think im a god -" "cuz you are" "- no meg, if i were a god would i look like THIS"

"a 16 year old came up to me and called me dad. IM LITERALLY ALSO 16 WHAT"

"so... a dead roman emperor wants me dead. three actually."

AND BEHIND HIM ARE BLURRY PICTURES OF HIS ADVENTURES. EVERYONE THINKS HE'S CRAZY BUT THEY FIND IT HILARIOUS.

[kaebedom-me]

sex blooper with childe: you handcuff him to spice things up but he ends up breaking his thumbs while forcefully taking off the cuffs because he got impatient

BAHAHAHHAHAHA HE WOULD

Tries to carry on too because "babe I've got a raging hard on right now, do you really want me to go a hospital/ healer right now??"

Don't give him the satisfaction just take him to the nearest hospital/ healer smh

[patsquidbob]

Really long Mr. Krabs x Spongebob fanfic (very serious 10/10)

(Based off of Krusty Ketamine)

I walked into work today with a big smile, I opened the door to see Squidward sitting at the counter. He was sleeping, silly Squidward, he can't sleep on the job! Bahahahhahaha. I walked into the kitchen to find Mr. Krabs waiting there for me.

"Ahoy me boyo, would you like a promotion Spongebob me boyo?" My boss Mr. Krabs said to me, looking at me with a lustful look. I was confused but oddly turned on.

"A promotion? Oh boy oh boy! Of course i'd love a promotion Mr. Krabs!!" I said laughing a bit, tho I wondered, was this more then just a promotion? I mean, he asked me out of the blue, it cannot be that simple.

"Spongebob me boy, I need you to get me some... Ketamine first, or else you'll get no promotion!" Mr.Krabs said before walking off, not letting me have a say in it. Oh well, that just means a promotion for me and not Squidward! I walked out to the Chum Bucket, Plankton might have some of this "Ketamine" or whatever Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. I opened the door to see Karen, she looked surprised to see me enter. Silly Karen, why wouldn't I want to visit my good ol' chum Plankton!!

"Hello Spongebob, what brings you here?" Karen asked me, while continuing to read through the magazine she had in her robotic hands.

"Is Plankton here by any chance??" I asked looking around the dusty and abandoned looking Chum Bucket, there were never any customers around.

"He has gone out shopping at the moment, so no, he is not here." Karen answered while flipping to the next page of her magazine, I grimaced as I looked towards the door. Aw barnacles, looks like i'll have to ask Sandy, she might have some Ketamine.

"Aw shucks, well thanks for the help anyways Karen!" I said waving at Karen and leaving the Chum Bucket. I skipped my way over to Sandy's house, it was looking as clean as ever. As I entered, putting on my water helmet, something felt off.... I heard a song playing in the distance, I never heard anything like it before. It didn't seem like something Sandy would listen to. I walked around the TreeDome, hoping to find my good friend Sandy Cheeks, but I couldn't.

"Sandy! Saaaaaandy!!" I called out to my Squirrel friend. Still no response though. I then heard some really weird noises coming from inside the tree of Sandy. It sounded like... I don't know what it sounded like!

"S-Sandy?" I asked walking into the TreeDome house. I saw Sandy standing in front of a giant boombox, that seemed to be playing that horrid song. Dodododododododododododododododod.

"Sandy? Are you okay??" I said very worried for my squirrel friend Sandy Cheeks, she didn't respond though. But I needed to get that sweet Ketamine for Mr. Krabs, so I didn't waste any more of my time.

"Sandy, do you have any Ketamine?" I asked the girl, but yet again, she didn't respond. All she did was turn up the music.

"SANDY I SAID-"

"I ain't Sandy kiddo." She responded in a deep voice, sounding almost like Patrick but even deeper.

"T-Then who are you?" I said suddenly scared.

"I am......." She stayed quiet for a dramatic pause. I peered over to the boombox that was turned all the way up, it wasn't even on but yet it was still playing that terrible, horrible tune.

"I am....... SANSY THE SQUIRRELTON!!!" She yelled turning around suddenly, her eye glowing a bright blue as the music on the boombox blared loudly through those damned speakers. I clasped my ear holes shut to try and deafen the noise, but it was no use, I couldn't drown it out.

"You're gonna have a bad time Spongebob!! Hehehehhehe!" Sansy the Squirrelton said to me, using a blue magic. I just screamed and ran away, rushing out of the TreeDome as fast as I could. I looked back at the TreeDome, seeing only a bright blue light engulfing the whole inside, whatever it was that possessed Sandy, I didn't like it. I hated it, but... I still need that Ketamine if I want to get promoted :T

I walked into the last person I knew's house, Patrick Star. He had over this random girl that I didn't know, not that that mattered, I need Ketamine and I need it NOW!

"Patrick! You wouldn't happen to have any.. Ketamine laying around the house would you?' I asked, fidgeting my hands together nervously, I really hoped he had some, though Plankton may have come back from shopping.

"In fact I do have some Ketamine Spongebob, I didn't find you for the drug type, but you can take it!" Patrick said pulling some white powder out of his pocket, I didn't know what it looked like but I'm sure I can trust Patrick on this one.

"Thank you so much Patrick! I owe you big time bwahahaha!" I said laughing happily as I rushed back to the Krusty Krab, ready to give Mr. Krabs the Ketamine he wanted.

"Mr.Krabs! I got that Ketamine you asked for!!" I said excitedly, pulling out the white powder from my brown pocket.

"Ah Spongebob me boy, I knew I could count on you, argagagagagagga!" Mr.Krabs said gleefully as he took the fine Ketamine powder and started to snort it. Spongebob watched excitedly as he waited for Mr.Krabs to give him his promotion, that was until Mr. Krabs started to cough tremoundesly.

"Mr. Krabs!! Are you okay!" I said grabbing him in my arms. He wrapped his bright red claw hands around me and whispered into my ear holes.

"I love you.. Me boyo. Also you are now promoted to boss *dies*" Mr. Krabs muttered before collapsing in the sponges small fragile hands.

"MR.KRABS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Spongebob let out an anguished cry, it being heard all the way from the human world.

"Spongebob shut up, I'm trying to- MR.KRABS!" Squidward rushed over to Mr.Krabs sweating and tearing up.

"Who's going to write my paychecks now *cries*" Squidward cried out as he sobbed into his slimy tentacle arms.

"I am Squidward!" I said proudly as I cradled the dead Mr.Krabs in my arms, holding my head up high. I am going to continue Mr.Krabs legacy and I will make this the best restaurant in the entire Bikini Bottom town!!!

The end :(

[stennnn06]

I just can’t stop thinking about Lena after the supergirl statue unveiling. Did she just go straight to Cat seconds after the attack? Like “yo what up Cat just almost died for the 500th time, but my girlfri- I mean friend supergirl was there. So anyways what’s the sitch with Edge and Catco cause lemme tell ya girl I NEED IT RIGHT NOW. How much is he asking for it? I will literally put my life on the line I have no limits anymore apparently. K cool byeee”

bahahahhahaha this is the actual phone convo recorded 

[zsphoenix]

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