#B was the resident builder who wouldn't even fight a zombie because she'd lose

[kitsu-katsu]

Random shit from a minecraft server I haven't touched in a month where I did a bunch of stuff:

Me and my friends J and S started the world and spawned in a village, we looted, broke a spawner I found and ran. That entire village died to a raid we were unprepared for like 3 days later.

We started making our homes, but mine was a whole project of building big walls with corridors out of which came the main rooms and in the centre I left it grass, the point is, it was going to be big, so I got in the server when no one else was on and since I had nothing I wnet mining in a hole right next to my house base. I went without enough torches and no optifine. And didn't see that I opened up a big hole until I fell.

So I fell into a ravine, right next to lava, but what little I had mostly survived, so now I needed to get down there. The thing is I legit lost it all, so there I was fumbling with some little blocks and a stone pickaxe in a time constraint. Died again. Fumbled some more, now with a wooden pickaxe, I think I have died once more, but eventually I got down there, my stuff was on sight, I jumped for it, and just before I got there it all despawned right in front of me.

I dubbed that place the cursed ravine.

I died constantly down there whenever I decided to get even a little bit greedy and lost my first dog to it. The weather was constantly at a 98% chance of raining creepers. But after countless deaths it was still cursed but familiar, so it was like a twisted attachment to it as a landmark as well as for whatever resources I hadn't exploited in it yet.

Once we were joking that I was going to be "the Wilbur of the server", so I declared myself president and even got the vote of 1 (J) out of the only first 3 people in there (counting me), the one who didn't vote me kinda was my rival and always wants to be a queen-dictator (S), so my power was legitimate, but she still claimed herself queen while living inside my house and stealing shit like my diamond helmet because she couldn't be independent.

In the end, one day I got in and built a little hut of like 5×5 blocks with a triangle roof and put a sign that said "casita de retiro para gente senil" (little retirement home for senile people in spanish) and kinda made her move out to there, she actually became independent after that.

Once I gave OP to S when I went away for an hour, J died in a mineshaft, wanted S to tp to her corpse, she fucked it up and tpd every loaded entity to the mineshaft. It was chaos. I sent her a "you are exiled" Tubbo sticker. Good chaos, I had no clue wtf they'd done.

The joke of me being "the Wilbur of the server" came back when one day S just brought me a salmon and was like "this is your wife now", so of course I named it Sally and hung it up in an item frame in my home (I lost that fish and replaced it like 4 times, oh god) and then got a baby fox I named Fundy and claimed to be my son. I gave Fundy an iron sword, he protected the home.

Once a piglin got out of the nether and zombified in my house, so I trapped him in a boat and named him Technodead, he became my roommate. Once he kinda protected me from a ravager that got in because him and his boat blocked the corridor where the ravager got in and it didn't damage him, it only wanted to get me, so I could shoot it, I was just screaming "TECHNODEAD POG" in the in-game chat to my friends.

I had a BUNCH of dogs, but one of them I just left in the nether once because it wouldn't go through the portal, so I left him and called him Cerberus and said that "in lore" he had mutated in the nether but had three tails instead of three heads. Later on I saw that I'd actually left two dogs, so I named the second one Loona, they were my loyal hellhounds.

My precious babies were my weapons: Inferno my sword (RIP, died because I pressed q when startled by a creeper), Inferno II my second sword, Striker my first bow, Boundless Curser my second bow and the best one, Hacker my axe, Poseidon's Grace my riptide trident and Mjölnir my channeling trident.

Once I got on and travelled to a village like 2k blocks away I connected with a cobblestone bridge, where I had our only menders. I started a raid. Killed everyone. It was like 2am. My friends wanted to kill me.

By a time when other friends had joined, one of them (G) made an ugly ass cobblestone platform in the sky and never came back. Then S abused creative to search for a fortress, me J and another friend (B) didn't really feel well going to the illegitimate fortress even if we never find one, so when S logged of right when we were going to get in, I just kinda said "no, I'm not setting foot there" and started heading back, J and B followed. And to make catharsis I just went "Wanna see some fireworks by your president?" And that's how I used almost all of my gunpowder to make half a stack of TNT, we placed it all, J and B died by falling before the show and both lost 27 levels, we took all valuables, I made a bridge that I broke to be floating in a single block, I shot the TNT, it all blew up, according to J my smile was able to be heard through voice chat and then I promptly died and lost 27 levels as well when I broke the block I was standing on, pretending to fall in water and instead of that falling on a tree.