#Azure Mallone's School for The Gifted at Pissing People Off

[azuremallone]

That's why Socialism works: Socialism is a group of idiots who believe the same thing and no one is held accountable nor can they be questioned. Freedom is knowing that those authorized with power are a singular source of truth that can be questioned and held accountable.

Azure Mallone, 12/13/2020

The way I speak is why I think Thomas Jefferson and I would get along so very well.

[azuremallone]

Azure’s Corner

Dear Diary,

As I continue my survival on this desolate spinning ball’s procession around its parent star, I find myself today reflecting on the planet’s population of monkeys. They have a universal saying, “Be who you are, don’t change for others.” In various forms, this is a real Universal truth. Cultures across the cosmos have the same ethos for better or for worse.

My species doesn’t believe in the self as a collective among others. We treasure our individuality by the subtle modifications we make to our appearance. Being shapeshifters and all, body language is not really a thing for us inasmuch as using it to reflect our inner selves.

The Hak’taegan interpret this to mean the epitome of dominance. To change one’s mind at the behest of others is weakness. Weakness is crushing to the self. As a collective minded species similar to Humans, submissiveness is punishable by public humiliation. For a species that resembles demonic clowns, this punishment is almost exactly what you think it would be: Dragged out in front of the town one resides, hoisted up onto a stage, and forced to tell jokes or perform tricks until one dies of exhaustion or more than half of the audience laughs. As these are now transmitted to all Hak’taegans via a form of television, a device in the receiver (or computer) registers the laughter and tallies automatically. It’s much more elegant and “Humane” these days.

On the other hand, the Krites interpret this saying in terms of their victims’ flavors. These little critters have more in common with bastardly ravenous cat-piranhas than anything else. The saying reflects more of an internal agreement that their brethren should enjoy the same flavor of what they’re consuming. If someone tastes differently to another Krite, it’s just unfortunate that the meal wasn’t consistently flavorful.

This brings me to Humans. It’s so hypocritical of them to make this an endearing standard, and then completely fuck it in the ass, stab it in the back of the skull with a drill, and crank that bitch up to a slow churn. Not all Humans take this sentiment for granted, mind you, and really do believe in it. For them, I have hope. For others, well...

Without getting political; I find it absolutely insulting that Liberals claim to embrace diversity, and then hate anyone who isn’t just like them. Equally, that everyone isn’t the same, immediately violates their core tenet of diversity. It’s a hyperbolic hypocrisy that resonates in what I call, The Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome. It’s where one’s head begins to grow closer to the anus, and over time, proceeds to be absorbed into the colon. Further growth into the lower intestine leads to an entopic singularity that finally the victim becomes their own shit. As anyone in physics would agree, as mass and density increase, a point of singularity develops a micro-black hole, sucking in everyone and everything around them with a sickening pop.

Where I’m going with this, is that the desire to be unique and express it amongst others of equal uniqueness is paradoxical. It’s a childish desire to belong to something greater than themselves, while holding to their pedantic thought that they themselves are still unique. No, you’ve become a collective of the same. Tribalism is fine, and being unique in one’s tribe is comforting when that tribe accepts you. Yet, if the tribe is all that there is for you to feel unique, then one must not be intelligent to realize that tribes change and may reject your uniqueness at any moment. Not having a firm grasp of oneself as a unique entity, being your uniqueness even in the face of overwhelming sameness makes you weak.

The Earth’s population of talking monkeys seems intent on following the path of the Hak’taegan. While humane, forcing one’s perceived pariahs of today to die by their own weakness, it’s just not got quite the pizazz that the Hak’taegan inherently cherish in their genome. You, Human, do not fart glitter because you do not use gold, rubidium, and magnesium as a catalyst in your digestive tract -- You use copper, sodium and potassium and therefore fart sulfides. It’s well known that Hak’taegans, like other species, may fart when they laugh. This makes others laugh when glitter poofs from their anuses.

No, Humans, you can’t match the Hak’taegan. Your flavor varies to the point that it infuriates Krites, which makes them more ravenous. When Krites become angry because prey doesn’t have a uniform expected flavor, they feel justified in eradicating the species by consuming it to extinction as quickly as possible so future generations won’t suffer from indigestion. So you’re in a bind here.

Learn to:

Think for yourself and not care what others think or believe.

Accept others for who they are and what they think or believe.

Understand that words and ideas don’t hurt.

Let’s explore #1:

Do you really care if no one likes your hair?

Does it really matter to you if someone believes in Santa Claus?

Do you really, honestly believe that everyone should agree with you or have horrible things happen to them?

If you really care that no one likes your hair, what does it matter to you if you do? Is it really that fucking important? Are you really that self-centered? Holy shit, are you trying to force everyone to like you or will it really kill you to consider the criticism may be helpful?

“Hello, Jane, I know you like your new hair but shaving it down the middle and dying it vomit is a bit extreme for the board meetings.”

Let’s explore #2:

If you’re such an asshole, that you’re willing to shatter the fantasies of a child with cold truth, you need to reflect on your life choices. If someone wants to believe in Santa Claus and uses that as their ambition to support overriding Human nature, who exactly the fuck are you to crush that? If you don’t believe in Santa and feel you’re such a better person than those who do for it, then please explain why it’s your self-appointed duty to shit on everyone who does? Is it because you believe that a small few justify the treatment of a whole? How moral you are...

Let’s explore #3:

If someone tells you something that you don’t like, are you really hurt by it? Because if so... allow me to introduce you to:

AZURE MALLONE’S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED AT PISSING PEOPLE OFF

When you were born, the Doctor wiped your mother’s ass.

Humans have only two biological sexes.

Jesus said to love everyone as we love ourselves, but you make that challenging.

I think there should be regulations on Corporations.

Your child is a fucking moron and you’re just dumber.

The color of the sky is aqua.

Hitler wasn’t wrong and neither was he right.

All lives matter.

Humans evolved from apes.

LGBTQ+ is a collection of tribes with fake flags.

Rainbows exist because you make God cry.

If God didn’t intend for there to be gay men, then why do guys put their dick in everything?

People should marry whomever they want, but your partner is why animals are out of the question.

Abortion is murder.

Sometimes abortion is OK.

Guns don’t kill people, but they sure help.

If you think what you said hurts me, hold my beer...

I believe everyone needs to be thicker skinned. Equity, Equality, and Enfranchisement are words that are meaningless if you cannot tolerate, listen to, attempt to understand, and educate yourself, especially around the diversity of other people’s ideas or enjoying each others’ cultures respectfully. Furthermore, you cannot espouse how superior you are if in fact you are a closed minded zealot. Of any ideology one may subscribe to, emotional ties to such ideology makes you a zealot. In no way can bigotry be tolerated inasmuch as zealotry can be tolerated.