#Ayyy wifey

[corvys-clover]

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[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader : Instagram AU

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yourusername 📍 Away with my hubby. A much needed vacation for ourselves.

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yourbestiename Enjoy ❤️ se lo merecen!!!!

yourusername Gracias beba hermosa 😘

claybornharlow Mom said if y’all don’t come back with baby number 3 then to not come back at all!!!!!!

jackharlow What do you think I’m doing??

yourusername LMAAAOOOO AYYY YOOO

urbanwyatt Who took these pictures???

druski not you unless you’re there with them? Since you’re always third wheeling with your divorced ass.

urbanwyatt WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMING FOR ME????

druski You’re an easy target 🎯

yourbestiename Dru, I will beat your ass! Leave my baby daddy alone!!!!

urbanwyatt 🤭 😇

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jackharlow As soon as we landed wifey had to get her matcha. If I didn’t know any better I’d say she loved that more than me 😅😒

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yourusername I don’t know, matcha is like my one true love. Would never make me go hiking early in the morning. Would never get me mad, and would never forget to take out the trash!!!!!!

jackharlow Damn, matcha does all that for you? Since when???

yourusername 😒😒😒😒

yourbestiename You turned my girl from Cortez’s to New Balance 😭😭😭

jackharlow MY GIRL YOU MEAN!!!!!

jackharlow Don’t get it twisted, she still has her closet filled with Cortez and Jordans!!!!

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yourusername Throw the whole husband away. His ass made me go hiking on our vacation!!!! Now he wants to love up on me during dinner?????

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yourbestiename NOOOOOO 😣 😭😭😭😒

yourusername He’s lucky I love him 😒

jackharlow Babe, you were complaining about being bloated and that you ate a lot.

yourusername IT DID NOT MEAN FOR YOU TO TAKE ME HIKING!!!!!!

jackharlow You weren’t complaining though???

yourbrothername She loves nature and all that shit so I bet she was enjoying herself.

yourusername You mind your business

jackharlow 😭😭😭😭 she really was enjoying herself though!!!!

urbanwyatt Damn, could never be me

druski Good thing because then she’ll be divorced with two demons spawns.

jackharlow Dru, I know you’re not calling my kids demon spawns? This is why Mia and Ezequiel terrorize you all the damn time!!!!

druski 🙄 they need to leave me alone!!!!! I’m scared, that’s why I don’t go over often. They have me checking my surroundings all the damn time!

yourusername Lmaoooo, my babies are innocent. You’re the one who’s always getting them riled up!!!!

yourbestiename Cassie said it’s what you deserve!!!!!!

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jackharlow Bring your kid to work day. Phocus is little man approved ✔️

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yourusername 😍 My baby boy 🫶🏼

druski Did you bribe him?

jackharlow No???

druski So how do I know it’s approved by him?

jackharlow I’ll send you a video proof fucker!

druski Na, what if you bribed him with carrots and monster trucks?

jackharlow Get out of here 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourbestiename Drinking mine as we speak!!!! So good!!!!

druski How much did he pay you to say that? It’s just water!

urbanwyatt He don’t have to pay us shit, it’s that good!!!!

druski He definitely paid you!!!!!!

jackharlow Try it and then you can judge!

druski Send me some because no way in hell I’m paying $30 for some celebrity water!

claybornharlow This is why my niece called you broke and paid for your Disney trip.

jackharlow 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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[lovingthereign25]

Reconciliation 🖤

Part 1

Arriving at the Alamodome I was nervous which was unusual, I was never nervous coming to a WWE event. Maybe it was the fact that I haven't been to one in over 8 months or maybe it was the fact that I was a surprise entrant in the women's rumble . Either way my nerves were getting to me . I sat in the locker room next to Lana who is one of my very best friends and some of the other girls that I've missed so much being away.

"How's it feel to be back?" Liv asked

"Different….good different. I smile

" I noticed you dropped the Anoa'i in your name, when did that happen?" Nia asked, referring to my marriage. "

A few months ago when they asked to be a surprise entrant" I say

After a while when it's only Lana, Becky , Liv and I, Lana asked the question the others wanted to

" Is it weird being here with Joe?" She asked

"Yes and no, I mean No in the sense that we've obviously see and speak to each other because we have children together so we are civil and communicate for them. Yes in the sense that it's weird not coming out with him and here his last name after mine." I say honestly.

After the women's rumble I sat in the back with everyone watching the rest of the show….the last match Joe's or as he is known in WWE Roman Reigns.

I sat with Lana until two of my favorite people in the business came in.

"Ayyy, there she is Miss "surprise entrant ", Miss " I can't tell family I'm coming back " Jimmy jokes pulling me into a hug.

" Key word …. Surprise" I smirk after hugging Jey .

"It's good to see you back at it, and you still got it" Jey says

"I NEVER lost it" i sass back

"You seen Big Uce yet?" Jimmy asked

" No, but I was just about to watch his match with KO, wanna join?" I ask

" Sure" they both shrug

Watching Joe entrance I couldn't help but think about how good he looked, yea I've seen him since we've broken up but seeing him shirtless, hair down, being his cocky Tribal chief character was still kind of sexy to me. The match started off slow then of course like always built up with Joe taking a few good bumps, one hit in particular Joe was going in for a spear when Kevin moved shoving Joe right into the turnbuckle.

"Shit, he hit his shoulder hard" I say without thinking

" Still in wifey mode?" Jimmy asking smiling

"No, I just don't want him hurt he is the father of my children ' I lie

" Yeah…we'll go with that" he rolled his eyes

A bit later into the match Nia comes in and tells the twins Solo was looking for them, without a word they were gone.

Moments later Joe gets the win and is joined in the ring along with The Usos , Solo and Sami . They attacked Kevin, handcuffing him and giving him as they would call it a "Bloodline bet down" .

Next thing I know Sami is hitting Joe across the back with a chair, unlocking a sore memory of when a similar situation happened with The Shield.

I couldn't even tell you what happened next all I could pay attention to was the welt that now formed on Joe's back.

Joe, Jimmy ,Solo and Paul made their way to the back heading to their locker room , I made my way there also. Jimmy and Solo parting going their own way I enter Joe's locker room.

Joe spots me in the doorway before I can even knock.

"Paul, can you excuse us for a minute" Joe says

Paul nods, giving me a hug before exiting.

"Y/n, I'm not in the mood to fight or argue if that's why you're here " he says sitting down with his back to me the welt had gotten bigger

"I'm not here to fight , I just wanted to make sure you were okay, you took some good hits out there" I say

" All part of the job," he says, rubbing his shoulder.

" Let me" I say walking over, placing my hands on his shoulders, massaging them .

"This welt is pretty nasty" I say slowly, running my fingers over it .

"Is it?" He asks

"Kinda like the one Colby gave you a few years back? " I say

" You never did forgive him for that, did you?" He laughs

" Nope, he knew how much I love your back" I laugh

" Love?" He asked

" Loved" I correct running my fingers over the welt once more .

Joe grabs my hand and brings me around the couch where he sat. Standing in front of Joe trying my best not to make eye contact I feel his eyes roam my body.

" I like the new gear" he said, playing with the zipper on my ring attire.

"Thanks, someone once told me red was a good color on me" I say

Without warning Joe pulled me into his lap attaching his lips to mine. The kiss was hot, lustful and aggressive. One of Joe's hands was on my face, the other gripping my ass. I moaned his name wanting more and more of him .

"Joe" I say pulling away placing my hands on his chest " we should stop"

"Y/n, I need you" he whispers, stroking my face pulling me back in for another kiss.

This man had such an effect on me. Joe laid me on the couch hovering over me, placing soft kisses to my face down to my neck.

"God, you look so damn good in this gear" he says

"Shut up " I laugh trying to cover myself

"I'm serious, your body is perfect, it carried our babies" he says, removing my hands.

Joe slowly unzips the bottoms of my gear just enough for him to slide his hand in. Running his fingers down my core causing me to throw my head back in pleasure.

" So wet Y/n , you still want me don't you baby" he smirks, pumping two fingers inside of me.

I bit my lip trying my hardest not to moan, I don't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing I did indeed still want him. I wanted him in every way possible but also because we were still in an arena full of our coworkers.

"Say it Y/n , tell me you still want me ?" He demands pumping faster than he was a minute ago.

"Shit….I want you" I nearly screamed.

Joe smirks, getting what he wanted from me, he undid his pants reaching in freeing his already hard length.

Just as Joe was about to slip himself inside of me there's a knock on the door

" Who is it?" He asks annoyed

"It's Jimmy uce" we hear from the other side of the door

Quickly I zip my bottoms trying to fix myself as Joe does the same .

" Come in man " Joe says

"Yo Uce Solo is going crazy looking for Jey……he starts stopping mid sentence noticing Joe isn't alone

"Oh my bad I didn't mean to interrupt…." He smirks winking at me

"You're not interrupting anything I was just checking on Joe after the match" I say

"You said something about Solo?" Joe says

"Yea he's out for Jey, saying he went off script " Jimmy explains

"Alright I'll fix it, I call Solo now " Joe reassures

Jimmy leaves Joe and I alone again.

Joe calls Solos calming him down from finding Jey. He hangs up sitting back sighing.

"I'm gonna head out" I say lightly tapping his knee

"Like hell you are" he says grabbing my hand and placing it on his rock hard member in his pants " we're finishing what we started, you're coming home with me"

"Joe,I don't think.." I start but he kisses me again

"Tonight I NEED my wife, so don't think just go grab your stuff and meet me at the hotel…Please " he says stroking my face.

"Okay" I whisper.

*An hour later*

Was I really meeting my soon to be ex-husband for a late night booty call. I thought to myself as I knocked on the door to Joe's room.

Before I reconsider it he opened the door in a damn Towel ….. seriously?

"Finally." He says pulling into me kissing me.

"I need to use your bathroom first champ" I say pulling away

"Ugh Y/n I've waited long enough" he whines

"Always so whiny" I tease before shutting the door behind me

After a few minutes and a glance in the mirror to make sure I looked ok..I head out of the bathroom Joe now sitting on the edge of the bed impatiently waiting

"Now I'm ready" I say standing in the doorway wearing his "Tribal Chief is my Daddy" shirt with black knee highs and heels .

"Fuck baby" he says biting his lip

"Do you like it?" I ask as if I didn't already know

"Come here now…let your Tribal Daddy show you just how much I like it " he says, grabbing my waist pulling me into his arms and flipping me onto the bed so he was on top.

"Where should I start with you huh?.... Should I dip my fingers inside play with you a little while before I fuck you, or should I eat you out make you beg me to cum?" He asks

God I loved this side of Joe. I always have we had the most incredible sex life.

"Please just do something" I beg

"Look at you begging for Daddy to touch you" he taunts

"Joe…shut up and fuck me" I growl

Joe removes my panties, flinging them behind him somewhere,looking up from between my legs, he smiles just before his tongue pushes past his lips and licks once across my center, as slowly and torturously as possible.

"Joe" I whine desperate for more.

He then begins his assault. He was playing with you, tasting your pussy slowly at first, but later even slipped with his tongue inside of me and twisted his tongue around a bit, causing me to moan like crazy until my orgasm hit. Wasting no time Joe flipped me onto my stomach and pushed my ass to him. He gave my cheek a squeeze and a light spank that made me jolt. Sliding his hand along my spine down to my neck, he pressed me into the mattress and eased his cock into me. I couldn't help but let out a loud moan, my mouth hanging open as my core enveloped him.

“Fuck! How are you still so tight? Squeezing me like that…” he hissed.

Joe then once again switches our position.

Joe pinning my arms behind my head with one of his own while the hand grips one of my hips tightly, guiding them against his, as he gives hard, penetrating thrusts.

"God…Joe" I nearly scream

" You like that baby…when I go nice and deep" he grunts

Joe picks his pace up, He hooks his arms under my legs, lifting them up higher so he can reach a different angle and that’s what pushes me over the edge.

"Oh God…" I moan.

I come hard, clenching around his cock as he fucks me so well, reaching his own high just moments later. His hips fall out of rhythm and he changes his fast thrusts to slow but rough pushes as he spills into me. We're both gasping for air, his forehead falls against mine as I hold onto his broad shoulders. He brushes his lips against mine, softly kissing them before he lets my legs down, his cock slipping out of me leaving me with an empty feeling.

" That was incredible" I pant

" You're welcome" he smirks

I playfully hit his chest. Before rolling under the covers.

"Actually staying after sex….. shocker" he laughs

" Come cuddle with me before I change my mind" I roll my eyes.

[stoopidpigeonxx]

ayyy ily too <3 and good luck with your wifey bb

also DOES DAISUKE HAVE CAMELTOE IN THAT FANART??

DOES HE??? HOLD ON.

[candewlsy]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.

Ayyy, my wifey 🥹💋 you're the sweetest girl ever Iove you muahh

[unheald]

independent, mutuals only mutlimuse feat. characters from the walking dead, harry potter, once upon a time, mcu, the hunger games, twilight & stranger things.  mature themes may be present.  created and loved by alice.

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[malarkis]

much overdue doodle dump ft. my fave old hound of a surgeon, willhelm blackwood woop woop special appearances by @donc-desole‘s fave losers, petch and horny

[taetaespeaches]

“You should call me daddy more often.”

taehyung x reader (or oc) genre: fluff word count: 3.1K

a/n: Ayyy it’s Tae time!!! We’re kicking off our two weeks of Tae with this little drabble showing Tae and Peaches before they crossed the lines of friendship. This takes place the night of, “It’s ok, baby, you don’t have to tell me how cool I was”, in which the whole bangtan gang do karaoke together. Peaches is realizing some feelings in this... anyways, I hope you all enjoy and thanks for reading! :)) 

AS the group began exiting the karaoke room, Taehyung was behind you, holding your coat open for you as you stuck your arms into the sleeves.

“Why thank you, kind sir,” you appreciated after turning around to face him, reaching for the buttons on his own coat. As you did them up, you felt his gaze on your concentrated expression. “There,” you told him, smiling at him as you met his eyes, patting his chest as he flashed you a grin of his own.

Nodding to the door, you spun around, Taehyung’s hand finding your lower back as he guided you toward the exit. You were some of the last one’s out, following behind Namjoon and his girlfriend as the man hung on her making her support his large frame. What a scene, really.

Behind you, you heard mumbles from Yoongi’s girlfriend talking about you, making you smirk fondly.

“I mean, look at her bum,” she told her boyfriend.

“You really need to calm down,” Yoongi told the girl, Taehyung peering at you with an amused smile.

“Well, are you looking at it?” She asked, Yoongi scoffing as she giggled. Turning around, you shot her a wink, the girl dramatically clutching her heart. Taehyung chuckled lightly as he shook his head.

“Don’t encourage her,” Yoongi told you, the girl smacking his arm, Yoongi feigning pain with a dramatized, “ouch”.

Stepping out of the karaoke bar onto the street, you shivered at the cold air, a complete contrast from the warmth of the room you were all just occupying. Taehyung immediately noticed, swinging an arm around your shoulders as he tugged you against his body, bringing his other arm to wrap around you, holding you in a side hug. “Do you want to grab a bite to eat?” Taehyung asked you in a whisper, you nodding quickly.

“Pancakes?” You asked, Taehyung tucking his chin into his neck to smile at you.

“Wish me luck,” you heard Namjoon’s girlfriend say with a sigh, pulling both yours and your best friend’s attention to the couple as she helped the drunken man into the car they ordered. You all chuckled as you scanned the group of friends who were all preparing to go their separate ways.

When you and Taehyung excused yourselves to walk the few blocks to the 24-hour diner you often frequented during your late-night hangouts, Taehyung groaned at the comment from Yoongi’s girlfriend once again.

“Watch her as she walks away,” she told her boyfriend, the man scoffing again.

“You know, I have a nice bum too, Kid,” he complained to her with a whine.

“You wish your ass was as good as mine, Yoongles,” you called out, Taehyung giggling against the side of your head as he continued to hold you close, making it difficult to make your way down the street, though you weren’t complaining.

Half way down the block, Taehyung pulled away from you slightly, shooting an obvious glance to your backside. “Is it really that good?” He asked, you trying to hold back a smile and failing miserably. “I’ve never noticed,” he played ignorant, a stunning grin stretching across his face at his own joke.

“That’s offensive,” you shot back through your amused grin. “We’re best friends, how could you not notice how great my ass is?”

“Have you noticed mine?” He asked, you giving him a wide-eyed look.

“Of course, I have,” you told him, “there���s no missing all that cake.” The man fell into giggles as he looked down to his feet in embarrassment, you watching him fondly. God he’s cute.

Entering the restaurant, you sat yourselves in a booth near the corner next to the window. “Do you just want to share a plate?” Taehyung asked you as the waitress made her way over. Nodding at him, Taehyung gave you a single nod as the waitress appeared.

Taehyung handled the order as you watched him fondly, getting you a plate of pancakes to share, a juice for him, and a coffee for you.

“Tonight was fun,” Taehyung said as the waitress left, stretching his arms out across the back of the booth, looking a little too attractive for a late-night pancake run. Or maybe you just found him to be a little too attractive.

“It was,” you pouted. “We don’t get to hang out much all together like that.” Taehyung nodded as the waitress reappeared with the drinks, you both thanking her. “It was nice to have Jungkook and the wifey with too.”

“I really like her,” Taehyung said, taking a sip of his juice, his other arm still hanging over the back of the booth.

“Me too,” you agreed with a smile. “Oh, we decided to call you and Guk,” you paused, building the suspension, “ready for it?” you asked, Taehyung sighing. “The Nimrods,” you announced.

Taehyung’s eyes widened as a small smile graced his face. “The Nimrods?”

“Yeah, it’s fitting,” you shrugged, taking a sip of your coffee. “She came up with it, I just agreed,” you smirked.

He let out a low chuckle, watching as you lowered your mug to the table. “When did you two even decide this?”

“When you were rapping like your life depended on it,” you grinned. “The skill.”

“Shut up,” he smiled widely, his eyes turning to crescents as he flashed you his boxy grin.  

“I’m serious,” you defended, “I personally think Yoongi should write you a rap verse. I would love it,” you told him sincerely, though you wore a smirk.

“He keeps complaining that you haven’t stopped by his studio in a while,” Taehyung noted, your eyes widening.

“That little bitch acts like he doesn’t miss me,” you shook your head, Tae chuckling. “But no, rap king Taehyung,” you added. “The man you are today.”

Rolling his eyes, he shook his head. “What about you singing with your girlfriend?” He started, referring to your ‘I Kissed A Girl’ performance with Yoongi’s girlfriend.

“Do you think she would date me?” You asked with wide eyes, dramatizing your excitement, Taehyung chuckling. “I could take Yoongi, I think,” you nodded to yourself.

“Ok, anyway,” Taehyung interjected, you giggling. “Do you want me to get you a meeting with Bang PD? You could be a performer, darling,” he teased you, you shooting him a glare across the table.

“Taste this,” you suddenly told him, holding up your coffee.

“I don’t like coffee,” he whined, you giggling in response.

“I know, but I love your face after you taste it,” you teased him, the man sighing as he took the mug from you. Without a word, he lifted the cup to his lips, taking a small sip, his face immediately contorting in distaste.

Dropping your head onto your arm on the table, you laughed at him fondly, Taehyung quickly setting the coffee down and grabbing his juice to wash out the taste. “I don’t’ know how you drink that,” he complained making your laughter increase.

“I can’t believe you actually tasted it,” you giggled, lifting your head back up as you grabbed the mug and took a drink.

“You’re ridiculous,” he shook his head, though a small smile was fighting to appear on his annoyed expression.

“And you’re my very favorite person,” you cooed, watching as his lips finally curved up, his beam stunning as ever. Your laughter died down and you and Tae sat in comfortable silence for a few moments as the taste of the black coffee left his mouth.

A small breathy chuckle left his mouth, grabbing your interest as you stared at him intently. “Jimin said I looked jealous,” he admitted in embarrassment, your eyebrows raising. Jealous? “When you sang ‘I Kissed A Girl’.”

It took you a moment to comprehend the words and register he actually spoke them and you weren’t dreaming. “Were you?” You asked tentatively, a small smirk toying on your lips.

“Maybe,” he confessed, a smirk overtaking his mouth as you tried to calm the pounding of your heart. His gaze was playful but intense, showing off that infamous duality of his. It wasn’t unusual for Taehyung to fluster you, the man was beautiful and both fortunately and unfortunately, he knew it. But this moment felt a bit heavier than past flirtations.

Before you could respond, the waitress brought your pancakes, asking if you needed anything else before she left you and Tae to stare at each other, the plate of pastries covered in a thick slab of butter sitting between you. He was the first to move, reaching for the knife to spread the butter across the pancakes, you watching his strong and delicate hands hold the metal, causing you to bite your bottom lip. Did I just bite my lip? You thought to yourself. Down girl.

Tae poured syrup over the stack before presenting you with a fork, you taking it with a small smile. “Thank you,” you whispered, Taehyung nodding before he cut a large section of the three pancakes all at once, shoving them into his mouth.

You giggled at him, Taehyung trying not to smile as he struggled to chew the food. “Weak,” you commented, cutting off an even bigger portion and shoveling it into your own mouth, both you and Taehyung desperately holding in your laughter as you struggled to get the pancakes down.

“Jesus, Peaches,” Taehyung laughed after finally swallowing his massive bite, you covering your mouth as you finished chewing yours. The man took a more appropriately sized piece, eating like a normal mature adult as you just barely finished your mouthful, humming in approval making Tae chuckle.

“Oh,” you started, putting your fork down to take a drink of your coffee. “Speaking of Jimin,” you said, Taehyung pulling his eyebrows together in confusion. “Earlier,” you added, Tae’s mouth opening in a realizing oh. “Um, ‘Partition’?” Singing ‘Partition’ with Taehyung, or rather, mostly singing it to him was um, interesting.

There was no denying that you had a bit of a crush on your best friend. However, you were always unsure if he reciprocated those feelings in any way. You always found yourself to be quite fickle in relationships and Taehyung was not a person you were willing to lose due to your inability to give and receive love properly. Yes, he was gorgeous, yes, you adored every aspect of his personality, and yes, you had no doubt he would be the best partner anyone could be blessed with. But those were also the reasons you weren’t willing to cross a line with him. You’d never forgive yourself if you broke his heart, and you’d never be able to move on if you had him and lost him.

Your best friend let out a breath, a smile spreading across his face as he shook his head. “That was your friend too,” he noted, pointing out that Jimin’s girlfriend was as much to blame.

“Friend? She’s dead to me,” you joked, Taehyung giggling as he put more pancake into his mouth.

You watched as the man lost himself in thought for a moment. It wasn’t uncommon for him to space out every now and then as his mind wandered. It was something you loved about him, observing him fondly every time he did it around you. You simply ate another piece of the breakfast food as you waited for him to share his thought with you like he usually did.

When his eyes met yours, you raised your eyebrows. “Do you think we were meant to know each other?” He asked you, a smile immediately tugging at your lips at the question.

“You and I?” You clarified, Taehyung nodding as his tongue swiped out over his lips. He was anticipating your answer, which you found adorable. “Absolutely.”

“Yeah?” He asked, you humming. Tae smiled softly at you with a nod. “I think so too.”

“I don’t think I really believed in soulmates or fate before you,” you admitted, Tae’s expression softening immensely as he soaked in your words, sitting in their sentiment before responding. Neither of you were typically ones to share your feelings so openly, any conversations regarding these types of topics almost always occurring over text or through little letters and postcards you’d send each other.

“I don’t know why I even talked to you that day,” he chuckled lightly. “I just had to.”

“You asked me where I got my backpack,” you giggled, thinking back to the 17-year-old dude who approached you on the street that day, striking up a conversation over your bag and never allowing the conversation to end since then. “I don’t know, when I start thinking about all the things that had to line up just perfectly for us to meet that day, I can’t help but think it was at least sort of meant to be.”

“Knowing you now and being your friend for six years, I’m surprised you even kept talking to me,” he noted with a fond smile.

“Are you calling me standoffish?” You questioned him teasingly, the man chuckling as he waved you off, shaking his head. “I prefer the word aloof,” you added.

“Stop,” he giggled, “I just mean, well, you are a little aloof,” he agreed, reaching out to grab your hand off the table, holding it gently in his as you grinned. “But I mean you’re shy and quiet and you don’t really do strangers,” he explained, and though the words didn’t exactly sound like compliments, you knew he meant them to be. He was just as keen on your personality as you were his.

“Well, I talked to you because I just had to,” you mimicked his previous words. “You made me feel at ease, which was the first and only time I’d ever felt like that with someone I just met,” you admitted, Taehyung watching you thoughtfully. “I was still nervous, obviously,” you let out a small chuckle, “but I just felt like I knew you or something, I don’t know.”

“I felt the same way,” he told you softly. “And look at us now.” His expression carried such fondness and endearment, his mind surely sifting through the last six years of friendship like yours was. You’d been through a lot together, supporting each other every step of the way. It was almost hard to look back on without getting emotional, especially in the intimacy of the moment, Taehyung’s thumb gently soothing over your knuckles.

“I know, one day you’re asking for my number after knowing me for a total of fifteen minutes, and the next I’m calling you daddy in a song right in front of our closest friends,” you smirked. “The evolution.”

Taehyung let out his low chuckle at the comment, lowering his gaze to the tabletop as he hid his face, feeling flustered by the memory. You smiled fondly at the man, still amazed by how you of all people could cause such bashfulness from the Kim Taehyung. Then again, you were right by his side as he became the Kim Taehyung everyone knew him as now.

Lifting his gaze back to you, his boxy smile slowly transformed into a teasing smirk, your heart racing at the sight “You should call me daddy more often,” he told you, his voice low and thick, and you found yourself wetting your bottom lip before clamping your teeth over it lightly.

“I didn’t know you were into that kind of thing,” you started with a smirk of your own, Taehyung quirking an eyebrow at your lowered tone. “I took you more as a ‘sir’ kind of guy,” you teased him back, because as effected as you were by him in that moment, you always knew how to play right along.

The man scoffed at you as he grabbed his juice, taking a sip. This wasn’t the first time you’d teased each other in this way, pushing the limits, but one of you always pulled back. However, the tension had been building up all night, and despite your usual worries of hurting him and yourself, you had no intention of pulling back. Tae, on the other hand, did have a level enough head to do the backtracking for you both.

“Do you still have that date planned for tomorrow night?” And there it was, the pulling back. You had to wonder if the teasing and games were just that; entertainment. Maybe he was just joking around with his best friend and the friendlier feelings weren’t reciprocated by him. Why would he ask about your dating life in that exact moment?

His eyes were on you as you sighed, taking a sip of your coffee as you nodded. Lowering the mug, you audibly confirmed the date, looking into his eyes as you did so. “Yeah, we’re just getting dinner.” He broke eye contact at your confirmation, looking to the plate that only had about three more bites-worth on it. “She said she knows a place,” you mimicked the text the girl had sent you.

“Oh you hate that,” Tae commented, bringing another piece of food to his mouth, referring to the cliché expression. “You eat the rest,” he nodded to you, dropping your hand as he sat up straighter, returning his hands to his own side of the table.

You looked at your empty hand as you nodded. “Yeah, I do hate that,” you agreed, bringing your now empty hand to your lap as you reached for your fork with the other.  

“What happened with that guy from a couple weeks ago?” Taehyung asked, you suddenly feeling discomfort with the direction of the conversation. You talked to Tae about everything, but as you got older and your attraction to your best friend increased over time, you disliked talking about your dating life more and more.

“He was boring, I ended up ghosting him after the first date,” you told your best friend, plopping the second to last piece of pancake into your mouth.

Taehyung chuckled, watching you as you ate. “Everyone is boring in comparison to you,” he pointed out, echoing his common remark that no one would be able to keep up with you. Your mind is too interesting.

“You’re not,” you countered, pushing the plate and the final piece of food toward Tae. ��And I’m not eating that,” you said stubbornly, Taehyung sighing. You always made him eat the last piece of food.

“That’s why we’re best friends, Peaches,” he reminded you, you nodding as you attempted to hide your disappointment by the term. Being best friends with Taehyung was your favorite thing to be. You just sometimes wondered what it would be like to be something more.

“Forever and always, my Dearest,” you replied, Taehyung smiling adorably at you.

“Definitely,” he agreed with a single nod, eating the last piece of food as you watched him fondly. Always fondly.

[did-i-fucking-stutter]

Finally watching Arcane. I'm only 12 seconds in and I already know I'm going to sob my eyes out.

I'm sorry that this is mostly a comparison to my dnd characters but I'm so hyperfixated on them that I can't ignore the similarities. Like--

(and her DM-assigned color is red, which doesn't help)

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*SPOILERS*

Watch notes by episode

Episode 1

Make that 3 minutes and I'm already on the brink--

FUCKING OH MY GOD VI ALSO HAS A THING ON HER NECK. I knew my idea for Leo wasn't all that original but AHSHZJF

OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS BEAUTIFUL

OKAY, BUT THE "Just get born lucky." DID NOT HAVE TO HIT SO ON THE NOSE XHFBSVCBA

Powder reminds me of the way I wanted to write Maggie :(

Oh god Vi reminds me of teen Leo and she's just as protective of her sister(s)

Episode 2

YOOOO I love how they introduce characters! THAT'S COOL

Oh this is some enemies to lovers shit isn't it

Ayyy fuck the enforcers

WAIT I MADE A CHARACTER THAT LOOKED SO SIMILAR TO COUNSELOR MEDARDA FOR AN ORIGINAL STORY.

God that one woman that confronted Vander gives me Maria energy. Fuck em up sweetie.

God I love Ekko

I-- is this series anti-cap??? :)

god i love the way those tentacles are drawn

Love how Deckard just *chug chug chug*

VI. VI YOU DIDN'T. I MEAN OF COURSE YOU DID BUT YOU DIDN'T.

Episode 3

Oh thank god, Vander.

WAIT. I KNEW THINGS WERE GOING TO GO DOWN FAST BUT NOT THAT FAST

Oh Ekko :(( poor sweet boy

O H F U C K.

God I love Vander and Silco's dynamic

OH GOD NO.

I kinda figured she would, tbh

"I'll find you. I promise." OKAY. IT'S OFFICIAL. I'M CRYING.

Oh, Powder, baby.

KNEES WEAK PALMS SWEATY

I just realized Deckard looks like Lance lmao

[I literally just held my hands to my mouth for the rest of the episode]

This is the kind of shit I would write and it's come back to haunt me. There's so many similarities between Leo and Violet and Powder and Maggie. I can't unsee it.... aanndd my DM probably sees them too. Fuck.

I still L O V E this series on it's own though. It's STUNNING.

Episode 4

Oh the politics. I'm here for this shit

Episode 5

God I'm so gay for that opening

OOOOH the animation of the spiralinggg

Oh my god this is some enemies to lovers shit huh

HAH. I love the Caitlyn/old person parallel

OKAY I CAN'T FORGIVE THE CROW WHAT THE FUCK

God I love the shady politics to high-class music

OH GOD I'M SOOOO GAY

Woah. I love the show of choice vs action

ooooooohhhh spicy, Mel

Bro I feel for you :(( A dying man's life work. Oh baby :((

OH MY GOD THE PARALLEEELLSSSSS!! I LOVE IIITT

OW. That baptism hit right in the religious trauma

Goddamnit Vi, I mean me too but godamnit

Episode 6

I LOVE RIO SHE'S SO CUTE

ooooh, that was an egg straight out of food wars

🥺

:((( Viktor honey....

VIKTOR. HONEY. 0__0

Jinx, I love you but wow you need so much therapy

o fuc, O FUCK

Idk if my heart can take this

God, this series and kids--

Damn, the professor based

:(((( damn, prof

GOD THAT FLARE. I'M SOBBING.

God, Leo is the same, Vi. She just wanted to get her sisters out of the cult and live the life they took from their family. She never wanted anything to do with artifacts or some higher purpose :((

Episode 7

oooohhh the gloooww

Daammnnn who were the live models for this show? The animation is all so smooth

THE DRUG REFERENCE

oh god, even the border parallels

ooohh choosing between the wifey and the best friend, classic

Oh thank god, for a second I thought Ekko died

JINX, HONEY--

istg the only reason I haven't shed a physical tear is the trauma I'M FUCKING CRYING ON THE INSIDE THOUGH

Episode 8

WAS THAT A REAL WOMAN ACTING???

OH FUCK SHE STRAIGHT UP DECAPITATED HER

OH GOD NO. OH FUCK.

Oh god I don't know if I can watch this...

I kinda like the father/daughter relationship between Silco and Jinx

WHO IS THIS HOWL-LOOKING-ASS

: ( I just want them to be happy

GOD. MRS. MEDARDA. NO.

I swear to god my heart has not stopped aching this entire time

*aches in lesbian*

VIKTOR!!! RUN BABY RUN!!

OH FUCK!!! SHE DEAD!!!

DAAMMNNN FUCK EM UUUUUUP

OH GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE KIDS

Oh no... Jinx...

GOD, WE'RE SO CLOSE, PLEASE DON'T KILL THE LESBIAN

Episode 9

God. Yes. Please. The parallels!

Look at these two broken men at the edge of the world.

Holy shit. The literal cuts on that woman :0

"Damn, these conflicts personal! I like it :)" She later regretted that

I literally sobbed, tears and all at the end. That shit broke me. I'm gonna need a hot minute....

I can't not see Leo in Vi. They're so similar in fighting and heart. I might not even be able to watch the next season because O W.

[kittydripuwu]

AYYY I asked your lovely wife and she approved

I AM NOW A MILF FRIEND BBY💃🏻

WOOOOOOOOOOO wifey approved !!

im on thin ice tho 😔

[bookfast-at-tiffanys]

Hey wifey. Here are some asks, ly 8. What’s your earliest memory in one sentence? 12. Love is ________

Ayyy hey honey I love you ✨🧚‍♀️✨

8.) What’s your earliest memory in one sentence?

I guess it’s time to slide.......WATER slide.

12.) Love is ____

Er

Love is humour

Love is GOOD HECKING FOOD

Love is big huggles

Love is making brownies in the kitchen and accidentally setting them and the kitchen on fire and then revelling in it feeling bad for doing that

Love is watching Kim Possible (solely because I want to see Shego iykyk) and not judging me when I fangirl over Shego, a cartoon woman 😌

Love you wifey ❤️

[rinka-fuka]

Ayyy it’s wifey

[rmftjin]

Ayyy yuju my wifey 💞💞💞💕💞

[hahaha-darn-it]

yeah and like the rainbow only shows if i put my hair up cuz it's on the undERSIDE OF MY HAIR SKHDKHSKFHBSUF

WHAT COLOR DID YOU AND WIFEY DO YOUR HAIR

@the-end-is-heree HEY HERE

AYYY yeah i hope you get to go to whichever school you wanna go !!

hii how are you

is it morning there?

HIHIHI

yes!

it is 9

i slept at 2:30 am and woke up at 6 and have been oing assignments and eating food since then

[ashnadir]

aliaoren‌:

Alia’s brow furrowed of its own accord, her lips pressing into a thin line as she turned over Iann’s words in her mind. “It was a very elaborate plan just to get rid of one naga and her girlfriend.” She paused. “Ex-girlfriend,” she corrected herself, shaking her head as Iann rearranged her tail across his body, his hands on her snakeskin soothing. “Do you think there are others like him in Soapberry?”

It was difficult for Alia not to smile back, even if Iann’s smile was tentative. “Everyone says that, but I have hardly seen it,” she huffed out a quiet laugh. That wasn’t true - she’d seen a glimpse of that ice and steel, as they had been ending things. In the way Grace was so quick to build those walls back up again. “Maybe her romantic side is the facade,” she joked.

“When we first started dating, and she told me she was a Hunter - I did not know how to feel about that. But it was all in the past, and I got past it. It was so long ago, anyway, and I think the worst of it was on her—having to wake up as a vampire. As someone she was taught to hate and hunt.” She sighed. “What happened between me and Grace—it will all be in the past too.”

Time. Yes, time would help. And space. It didn’t mean it didn’t hurt, and she wasn’t always one to need such reassurances, but… Somehow, she felt like she could breathe a little easier.

She took the ice cream from Iann, watching as he made his slushy mixture and glad to be focusing on someone else. “I remember,” she said through a mouthful of ice cream, the cold of it making her shiver and causing her to curl a little tighter around Iann. “You never felt it?” she repeated. She didn’t think he had told her that. “What was it supposed to feel like?” A pause. “I am sorry that he reversed it. That seems like a horrible way to end things.” It was no wonder that Iann was feeling the way he did. “Have you talked to him since it happened?”

“Very elaborate,” Iann agreed whole-heartedly, because he had thought the same thing, after the whole deal with the cursed painting.  And the doppelganger too.  “It’s almost like you were specifically targeted...”  Iann didn’t want to think that, but of course he thought it.  Iann wasn’t a negative person, but he did perceive the worst-case scenarios particularly for supernaturals.  

“He was part of that anti-naga cult.  There are others, like Mr Tahvee.  Whether or not they’re in Soapberry and have their own targets - or you, specifically - I don’t know. The manifesto book we got didn’t have nay specifics like names.  Just catechisms and dogma, about how evil nagas are.  Propaganda and brainwashing, pocket-sized.  Guh.  It’s insidious.”

At first Iann foolishly thought Alia meant she hardly saw Grace’s soft-side; so when he realized that she meant the exact opposite, it was rather heart-wrenching.  Grace was besotted with Alia.  

“Ayyy....my sweet wifey,” he murmured in sympathy, when Alia made her rather bitter joke.   He slumped comfortably over Alia’s tail, feeling absurdly natural being curled in her.  “You know, I honestly think it’s a vampire thing?  I know that’s kind of a stereotype, but so many vampires seem to get very, very - very - attached to the people they fall for.  Like they’re desperate to have something...I don’t know.  A connection.  A deep, intimate connection.  Maybe it’s on account of their long lives.”

It was so complex, the way Alia talked about her and Grace.  And even though he and Alia didn’t talk all the time or knew each other for very long, the way she spoke resonated so much for Iann.  There was just some people who Iann was immediately attracted to, for their thoughts and beliefs and perspectives.  He always joked that he was in love with Alia, but it really was true.  

But just because it was easy to be besotted by the naga, didn’t meant she didn’t have feelings and choices and preferences of her own.  

It was why when Alia asked a seemingly simple question: what was it supposed to feel like? - that Iann paused in his drinking, staring ahead for a moment.  He blinked.

“I...don’t know,” Iann confessed, both her Alia and to himself. He looked over, to meet her large earnest eyes.  “I assumed I was supposed to feel the same way Tuah did, but.  I’m not Tuah.”  Iann tongued the inside of his cheek.  “Hunh. Now you got me thinking, chica.”

But her sympathy was easier for Iann to understand, and he roughly shook his head, going back to his drink.  “Ahhhh, no it was fine.  I ended it with him, after all.  And then I fucked up by making out with him like a stupid teenager. So I was just relieved I could do something to help the poor bastard out.”

He smiled at Alia, and dipper his spoon in her ice cream.  “Besides, I still have you.  We’ll never break-up, will we. No we won’t.”

all you need is your almost-husband || Iann&Alia