#Axem Green is also v popular in Japan and depicted as ''wimpy pretty boy''

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Was thinking of the "Who will be the sexyman of the SMRPG remake?" debacle and I have some Cursed (tm) sexyman options that haven't really been suggested:

Bowyer (self-explanatory)

Culex (also self-explanatory)

Exor (bc he is hugelarge and also a pathetic little meow meow based on his bestiary entries)

Smithy (a 3-way venn diagram of "People into robots" vs. "People into old men" vs. "People into Santa Claus")

I think it's none of them. Geno has already won it-- he's the shipping bicycle for Mario, Bowser, Vivian, and even Dimentio… and the source of plenty AUs.

I do wish it was Culex tho, he's the most objectively attractive character in the game-- my friend and I even toyed with the idea of Culex x Mario

Although it seems like Yaridovich is the runner up, since he is paired with Jonathan, other Smithy Gang members, or original characters. Hell, whenever I share him with people who haven't played the remake, they go "I like him he's a loser."

And in Japan, I think it's… surprisingly Jonathan, followed by… the clown brothers??? It was a shock to me, given how little the latter end up doing.

Claymorton and Bowyer are less sexyman and more happy meal scrunkly toy.