#Author's note: happy VERY belated last minute birthday to one pf my favorite games - i spent all day on this lol

[rpmemestorehouse]

Dark Souls  (2011) Starters

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“…I'm done for, I'm afraid…”

“Regrettably, I have failed in my mission…But perhaps you can keep the torch lit… ”

“Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival.”

“What are you looking at? Don't try anything clever. You might regret it.”

“Don't you ever repair your weapons?”

“Bloody hell, what is it now? You ask too many questions.”

“What's wrong? Get a bit of scare out there?”

“You never give up, do you? I don't know how you do it.”

“Now, that's just embarrassing. How'd you let me do that to you?”

“I am [Name]. Have you business with us?”

“Oh woe is me. I am unworthy, deathly so…”

“What is it, fool? Driven to madness by emotion?”

“What the…what did I do wrong…”

“Too bad for you, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.”

“No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time! Hah hah hah!”

“I have a proposition, if you have a moment.”

“So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?”

“The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!”

“Oh, there you are. You've been quiet these days.”

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn't hear that! Hah hah hah!”

“I am blessed to have found such a brave companion!”

“Forgive me, I was just pondering…about my poor fortune.”

“Was it all a lie? Have I done this all, for nothing?”

“You seem to have your wits about you, hmm? Then you are a welcome customer!”

“Hmph. What a waste of time. Go and fall off a cliff.”

“I'm [Name], of [Place]. If you require smithing, then speak to me.”

“The nice thing about weapons… they never betray you. So, pay them a little respect, eh?”

“I've only heard legends of such specimens…”

“Curses, you damn backstabber…”

“I truly appreciate this, and I guarantee a reward, only later.”

“I was once grateful to you, but if this is our fate, so be it!”

“…Not enough for you? Well, let's not be greedy, now…”

“How dare you come prancing about!”

“Care to pay for a useful tip?”

“I'm considering a change of location…”

“Our futures are murky. Let's not be too friendly, now.”

“I thought you were wiser, but I thought wrong!”

“‘Tis a terrible pity. Like a moth flittering towards a flame.”

“How many times will these lambs rush to slaughter?”

“Greetings. I am [Name], the pardoner.”

“Good tidings, thou art welcome. Laudable is thy dedication to sin.”

“ Somebody! Please, let me out of here! Somebody, anybody!”

“Incidentally, would you care to learn any sorceries? You're clearly talented, and besides, I owe you.

“Oh, hello, you made it! Then, let us begin.”

“ …You! Yes, you! Here, over here!…Please…You must help me…”

“I would have been her supper without you. Being eaten alive! I shudder to think…”

“I will not forget my debt to you.”

“Pyromancy is the art of casting fire. Produce flame, the channel it; just as our ancestors did.”

“When I gave you that flame, I gave you a part of myself. Please take good care of it.”

“This is wrong! You were my friend!”

“I adore trinkets and oddities, so I trade for them.”

“I didn't expect to meet anybody here. I suppose great minds think alike, eh?”

“I am not often revealed to walkers of flesh. You have a gift.”

“Very well. You shall be my pupil.”

“Always fear the flame, lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself.”

“…Now I roam these parts, feigning ablution, and pretending to seek answers.”

“… Hmmm…I have a favour to ask…”

"I am blessed to have met you. I suppose I can call you fool no longer…”

“Well, young pupil, you must have patience. Do not let it bother you.”

“Do not mind me, it does not hurt terribly.”

“You know, I still remember… Your beautiful, silky face… If only I could gaze upon it once more…”

“[Name], what was that? Is something troubling you?”

“I am happy, truly. I have you, don't I?”

“Oh dear… What have we here? Are you a new servant?”

“I pray that you will mind your manners!”

“I knew it! I knew it! You will not get away with this!”

“Why, youuuuu monster…!”

“…Now…you're just like me…Your dedication is fully apparent.”

“Quite honestly, I have run flat up against a wall. Or, a gate, I should say. The thing just won't budge.”

“Still closed…Still closed…Mmm…”

“I'll think of something. We can overcome this, together!”

“This Knight of [Place] hereby commends you!”

“No worries! Adventuring is my life; I'm prepared for the worst.”

“...By my knighthood, I am ashamed to ask…”

“I feel like I'm always thanking you…I curse my own inability.”

“Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it? Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same.”

“ Yes, yes, you soon shall see…the putrid fate we both share…”

“Mm, you seem quite lucid! A rare thing in these times.”

“This place is melting my mind. The inactivity is repressive!”

“Don't frown with regret; peer forward with your head held high.”

“You have great potential. Don't go and die over nothing.”

“Alas I'm imprisoned once again. I don't suppose you could stage me a getaway?”

“That makes twice. I must be sure to repay you.”

“Heavens… the folly of youth. I'm too old for this.”

“If you are the chosen one, a revelation shall visit thee… hat follow thereafter, depends upon you…”

“If not for me, what beacon would there be in this lost city?”

“I shall look forward to fighting alongside you.”

“Expunging fools like you is part of my charge.”

“This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong.”

“But, why… What seeketh thee?”

“…Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale.”

“Well indeed, thou art a strange one! Nevertheless, I feel some liking for thee.”

“Pernicious caitiff.”

“What a fool we have, what a wretched fool we have!”

“Fight and hunt as you like. Whoever's fastest gets the prey. That's the way we do it.”

“Have a look at my sword, for it's the last thing you'll see!”

“I love collecting these things, but I can only keep so many.”

“I see you have a sharp eye for trinkets.”

“You poor fool…you won't be able to run far enough...”

“I cometh from an age long before thine… I can not stay here for long.”

“From my home I was taken, and banish'd to a plane of distortion.”

“My home of [Place] was reduced to ashes, long ago, in my time. I have been alone ever since…”

“Oh, no, don't worry. I've no intention of escape. It's safe here.”

“You really help break the monotony.”

“I won't disappoint you. I'm taskless no longer!”

“Well, this is a surprise. I don't get many visitors, except for ghosts.”

“I do not know whether you are brave, or just foolish, but you do seem to find your share of trouble.”

“I have not seen the sun for a long time. Perhaps I could do with a change…”

“Are you a Cleric or something?”

“You've been a stranger. Ah, good to see you're well, mate.”

“There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole.”

“The trinkets I'll be stripping off your corpse; that's the real treasure! Nyah hah hah hah!”

“You're still alive, I've said I'm sorry!”

“Oh, we meet again. How many of you are there?”

“Take your higher cause and stuff it, you lousy charlatan!”

“Be gone with you!…You'll spoil my focus.”

“I am [Name], guardian of this sanctuary.”

“We are both strangers in this strange land. But, at least now there are two of us.”

“What? If you've something to say, then say it! Just don't say the wrong thing…”

“Well, you've quite the nerve! I've had enough of you!”

“What? Now you're feeling the heat? You should have thought long and hard…”

“I am here to pay respects to a dear friend. Please, allow me a moment alone.”

“ Hmph, you humans…always taking what you please. Then, I shall do the same.”

“An old friend he was, and thanks to thee…He left this world with honour intact.”

“It is always an honour to speak with thee.”

“Me? There is very little to be said. What good is a dog, with no hares to hunt?”

“…One's demise is always one's own making.”

“…Thou will understand, one day. At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.”

“I cherish my work. Wood carving is a nuanced art.”

“Good, good. What is bravery, without a dash of recklessness!”

“I see that there is at least one legend among ye humans.”

“I wish to elucidate your fate. Do you seek such enlightenment?”

“Let there be no guilt; let there be no vacillation.”

“Your acquaintance was an honour.”

“I must admit, I am fond of you humans.”

“Warriors as yourself are few.”

“I seek to right the wrongs of the past to discover our true Lord.”

“They failed me, every last one of them. They were strong, but saw not the truth. I am certain that you will prove different.”

“My lord, bless thy safe return.”