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backpackingspace · 4 days ago

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yes Athena helped odysseus plot out how to make the secret passageways/trap doors/hidden rooms/tunnels but at the time she was on a the mortal has to do it himself kick to teach him how to do shit and well. Embressingly she doesn't really remember where the hidden doors are. She knows the tunnel system and her secert personal temple but other than that....not so much. In her defense she doesn't really need to use them and she's been busy the last few decades.

(Athena has this realization .5 seconds after telemachus asked her to show her the passageways.)

#Athena #telemachus #Daily reminder that Athena just lives in odysseus's house #Odysseus's canonical circus fun house home #Telemchaus: you helped build them! And you never told me there were secert passageway in my own home?#Telemachus: i could have used those when the suitors were here!#Telemachus: mom won't let dad tell me where they are can you please please please show me them #Athena: Yah sure kid it'll be a fun day trip #Athena: stands up to do just that suddenly realizing she ....doesn't remember where they are #Athena: ......actually we should get your mom's permission first #Telemachus: .......you need my mom's permission? Aren't you a goddess?#Athena: I think it's time to stop talking now #Is this an insult to Athena bc she's the goddess of wisdom? Maybe so #But I like to think she can be just as much of a dumbass as odysseus sometimes just to make her fit in with her mences more

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