#At this point if the old man wanted coke and caviar for breakfast I'd supply it somehow
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It's 3 in the fucking morning and I'm pitting fresh cherries. What even is my fu king life. My ass has to get up in 3 hours.
FINALLY snuggling in tight and comfortable for bed, teeth flossed and brushed, clothes off, and I fucking forgot to prep the gd forsaken fruit for grandpa's breakfast.
My ass is doing this shit topless and in panties if the old man wakes up and has a heart attack not my fault.
#I am not made for normal people hours iamsuffering#I'm doing this because he's pushing 92 fu king years old and gets sad if I don't#At this point if the old man wanted coke and caviar for breakfast I'd supply it somehow#Luckily he's happy with fresh fruit
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