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creepyscritches · 2 years ago

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I've been sporadically watching episodes of bridezillas after spending 6 hrs alone with my stylist in her salon watching it together during my appt and. God. Everyone from my state/hometown area that gets on this show is.......not unusually aggro (start a fight in yeehaw town and it'll be the most annoying screaming match of your life before one or two punches decides the whole thing) but my GOD i had no idea how many people down here want a 100k wedding and expect their parents or bridal party to pay for it 👁️👁️

My mom got remarried in 2016 and I think they spent ~$300, most of that being church reservation/donation and booking a large group area at a local buffet everyone likes. She bought her dress for like $10 eight years prior and found matching shoes a couple month before the wedding for like $8 (she looked great too!). Deadass I think it took them 3 weeks to plan the wedding and finalize details. I just saw a groom-to-be get bullied into renting his fiance 3 stretch limos he couldn't afford and she's practically cartwheeling in triumph.......grooms on bridezillas..................you don't have to marry mean women

#Creepy chatter #One episode the bride was literally just physically beating the shit out of her very sweet groom the entire time #and laughing it off like 'can't hit me back stupid I'm a woman!' and the dude was just like 'I wish she was nice 2 me...'#The amount of girls that scream at their moms and run them like slave drivers is fuckin wild #Another yeehaw bridezilla was pissed her mom sat down to eat after she cooked for the wedding for the past 9 hours (for free)#You should be. A little afraid. Of the consequences. Of swearing at the top of your lungs at your mom on reality TV.#Anyway my favorite wedding I've been to was my buddies' getting married on my partner's apartment back patio #One of us got ordained and we all piled into the grass (neighbors watched a little from their balconies lol)#My partner got a noise complaint but hey is it a wedding if we don't whoop while you smoochie

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