#And maybe someday you can pet Killer's silly little face

[somegrumpynerd]

Oh my god. I wanna hit something THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE ARHHARGHHAGHA HHHGHYH TUHHHH

OH MY GOD HE'S SO PRECIOUS I MUST PET HIM HE'S SO STOOPID AND GOOFFYY AND ARGHHHHHH

FUCK. HIS BEADY LITTLE EYES FFGGFFFFG HE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COST

Ahsukdbsbjkb I'm so glad you like them!! They're one of my favourites hehe :D

Ignore the fact that I almost forgot to draw them cause I got so caught up planning sprites for everybody else lol

Unfortunately you cannot pet Killer (yet) because he will bite, but you can hold Cross as much as you want (he still doesn't purr but he is having a good time I promise) (ignore the tears he's just not used to so much attention)

[tuttifuckinfruttifriday]

Freddy may be a killer nightmare, but he didn't want to harm her, he wanted to raise her and train her to be a living nightmare just like him. He'd even talk to Malon like he was her own. He was over by the lake at the docks, until he noticed Jason coming from behind. Freddy didn't know what business Jason has until she peeps with excitement. Freddy would be shocked and confused like, "how". Freddy threatened him if he comes any closer, he'll drop her into the lake. (I'll tell you the rest)

Pairing: Jason Voorheese x MJ, Jason Voorheese x Baby Malon, Freddy Krueger x Baby Malon

Warnings: Dark intentions, kidnapping, gore, censored curse words because it’s Freddy, me getting carried away, ooc Freddy, small FreddyVSJason mention, mention of infertility

So sorry it took so long D:!

I probably did some mistakes, and it’s probably not that good... so don’t hesitate to tell me❤️

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He was totally devastated. His baby girl, in the hands of the only living person who detested him more than anything: Freddy Krueger, The Nightmare. Jason never thought he’d see him again, after the fight they had a long time ago. But he was more than ready to take back what’s his.

Passing his devastated wife, he stopped in his track. He just had the best idea. It was risky and he wasn’t even sure he was there, but he would do anything for her. Kissing MJ’s forehead with a silent promise to get their baby back, he went in their bedroom, getting her electronic watch he found her when they first started dating. He tapped the small alarm button on the side, putting the timer at 40 minutes. There was no backing out now.

—DreamWorld—

While he did that, Malon was confused, the now 1 year old looking around at the strange place.. It wasn’t the forest where her and her parents lived, but a strange room with hot pipes and chains that dangled from the ceiling all around. She was scared, not having any idea of how she got there, or where ‘there’ was. She wanted her daddy—!

“Well hello there, little girl. Are you lost?...”

A gasp escaped her small lips at the voice, the location now being a park, like the one her mommy takes her to sometime. Wasn’t... wasn’t she in the hot room 2 seconds ago..? Before she had the time to think anything more of it, her eyes catches the figure of a really kind looking man coming toward her, a concerned face on him. “Hey there!”

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The man said in a soft voice, a goofy smile on his face. Malon, being the curious little girl she is, decided to greet him with the cutest toothless smile, almost forgetting about how she doesn’t know where she is. The stranger’s smile softened before he asked her for her name, which she told him, his trusting face fooling the naive redhead. “Malon? That’s a beautiful name, darling! Where are your parents..?” Her smile got bigger at the pet name, but she shook her head. Her smile disappeared as she shrugged, tears coming to her eyes. “Oh.. don’t cry! I’m sure they’re here somewhere. Why don’t we wait for them here?” She nodded immediately, fooled by what he said and the kids that were now playing in the park. Maybe if she stayed there they would come and get her... So for some time, they sat on a wooden bench and they talked, Malon telling him parts of her life. The only problem, is that she didn’t know that she shouldn’t trust so easily, since her parents hadn’t thought about giving her the talk to not talk to strangers....

Some time later, they decided (more like Freddy decided) that they’d look for her parents since they weren’t coming. So they got up, Fred holding her small hand at first. “So... what’s your name, mister?” Like he remembered something, his face lightened. “Ah, so silly of me! I’m Freddy, but you can call me Fred since my friends call me that.” He said, the last part more playful as he booped her nose, starting to become soft for the small being beside him as she giggled. “Okay, mister Fred!” A toothy grin came to his lips, showing his now slowly rotting teeth, as he let go of her hand, walking a little behind her as he put a hand on her back. But his grin was soon replaced with a darker expression as his plan came back to him. -He wanted someone to take his place someday, and evidently he didn’t have anybody, so the small child would do.....-

Jason was panicking, the timer on his wrist indicating that he has only 5 minutes left. He started to become desperate, thinking that he would never find his child again.

Until he heard a giggle, her giggles.

He never ran that fast all his undead life, his feet making dents in the ‘dream dirt’. When the giggles became louder and finally stopped, he does too, his eyes falling onto the figures of Malon and his enemy. Glancing back down, his eyes widened when he saw that he only have 2 minutes left. So he hid in the trees as he approached more and more, seeing Freddy changing into his real form, his burnt skin replacing his once clear and normal one, his beard disappearing as he threw his glasses away, his clothings changing into his iconic ones. Then, his glove appeared on his hand, the knives on his fingers shining in the sun as he moves them around behind the small girl’s back.

That’s when Jason strikes. He jumps on the demon, which didn’t have the time to sense him attack. He stays on the ground after some time, kind of in shocked and really confused. Why would the undead f**ker have anything to do with the kid?? He can’t even have one!

30seconds.

“Daddy!” The small redhead jumped on her father, giving him a big hug as he hugged her closer, waiting for the watch to go off while still watching Freddy recovering from the fall. But the moment Jason blinked, he had disappeared.

A searing pain ripped through his back as he hugged the girl tighter, feeling his blood running down his scarred back, the fabric of his shirt tearing with a sharp sound. A scared whimper escaped Malon’s mouth as her green eyes widened, feeling her dad hugging her tighter against his chest.

5seconds.

Without even realizing it, as Freddy still swiped at him, Jason doing his best to escape his claws as he protects the girl he hold against him, he takes The Nightmare’s wrist and hold it in his hand—

—RealWorld—

Malon got up with a gasp, realizing that she was sleeping, but immediately let out a scream as she saw Freddy still battling with Jason on the floor.

“Jay? What’s all that— HOLY—!” MJ backed out of the room as she fell to the floor, never having seen any thing or anybody as scary as the being on the ground. This was what took their daughter?! She couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw them still fighting, her husband obviously not wanting him to hurt any of them.

Then, Freddy did something Jason never hoped he did again. He swiped Malon in his arms and ran out of the door, having the almost perfect plan. Jason obviously ran after him, his wife screaming in the background as she was pushed to the ground by the attack, seeing her daughter being taken away again. He couldn’t take it, his blood boiling as he ran with all he could, stopping at the docks where the Crystal lake is. “Dad-daddy..?!—“ “Shut the f**k up, you little f**king brat!” The badmouthed demon put the small girl closer to the water, scaring Jason as he was frozen in place. “You come any closer Momma’s Boy, and I’ll throw your f**king kid.”

Fortunately for Jason, before Freddy could do anything, a low growl was heard, almost scaring the demon to death(again). A creature, which Jason and Malon where really happy to see... Mama Bear.

Since his grip loosen, Malon ran toward her dad, him taking her in his arms and hugging her close, not wanting to let her go anytime soon, as MJ appeared, running toward them at full speed. Nobody minded what was happening with Freddy, hearing him letting out some cries and hearing claws swiping.

The only thing that mattered was that their family was finally reunited again, and that they were never going to let their child out of their sights.

[that-wimpy-cowboy-doll]

Because Why Not?

@idontgettechnology​ tagged me because she knows that I fall more in love with her and our friendship every day  🥰

👽 Do you believe in aliens? Yes’m

👽👽   If so, what do you think they look like? Depends on the environment of whatever planet or system they’re in.  It also depends on whether or not they’re carbon-based or something else.  There are theories that ghosts in our world are actually interdimensional beings/aliens that we physically can’t perceive because we can only understand the world around us in a certain amount of dimensions.  tldr; I don’t know that we could know what aliens look like, depending on where they’re from

🤡 Do you have any phobias? Skunks, failure, being forgotten

💀   What is your favorite thing to do? Read, sleep, spend time with loved ones

☕ Name the tastiest hot beverage. There’s a sexy sweet citrus mocha at my new favorite coffee shop that I love

🥛 Name the tastiest cold beverage. Something fruity but not too sweet

😇 What do you believe is your most angelic quality? Compassion

👹 What do you believe is your most devilish quality? Dark humor

🧜‍♀️   If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why? Look, bud, probably the root reason of why I love redheads is 1000% due to The Little Mermaid (1989)

😻   Describe the sweetest moment you have had with a pet. Anytime a cat comes to sit on me and does that slow blink thing, and anytime a dog rests their big goofy head in my lap

🌎 What is your most far-fetched ‘bucket list’ item? As I get older, fighting someone

🤔 Describe the most influential person in your life. My dad

🤯 Do you have a mental illness? Hahahahahaha YES

🦄 If you could shape-shift into an animal at any time, what would it be and why? Anything that hibernates through the winter, so I could live out my dream of eating anything and everything and then immediately going to sleep for a few months

🍣 Are you a sushi connoisseur? Nope.

🤓 Do you consider yourself a nerd? Yup.

📆 Have you set goals for your life? To not die unfulfilled.

📆📆 If you have made goals, name a few. Become a full-time professor.  Publish a book.

📆📆📆 If you’re living life in the moment, explain away. We live in the worst possible timeline, my profession is notorious for not making a ton of money, and the area I live in is one of the most expensive places to live in the world.

🤩 Name a famous celebrity you dream of meeting. Abbi Jacobson

🌙 Are you a moon or sun person? Moon

🚀 If you could travel back in time to any era, where would it be? If I could pass as a very tan Eastern European, maybe the 20s or 40s.  Just to visit and enjoy the music

🚀🚀 What kind of life would you want in this era? A brief one.

🦕 Do you wish dinosaurs existed in our modern world? Not now, thanks.  That just adds an extra layer of stress.

🦕🦕 If so, would you want a dino pet? Name the kind. Stegosaurus

🎃 Name your favorite holiday. Chrimmas and 4th of July (say what you will about the second one, it reminds me of barbecues and fireworks with my dad).

😊 What do you believe is your most redeeming quality? Fucking compassion, I hope.

😴 Do you get enough sleep? Noooope

🏈 Are you a sport enthusiast? SF Giants, baybee

🦂 Describe your best friend. Goofy, funny, intelligent, loving, sweet, and the absolute love of my life.

🥑 Fruits or veggies? Porque no los dos?

🤞 If you could snap your fingers like Thanos from The Avengers, what would you make happen? I’m gonna have to side with Emily and make Bernie have won the 2016 election

😎 Do you consider yourself a cool kid or a total square? In no lifetime have I EVER been a cool kid

🍭 Do you have a sweet tooth? Of course not, she says, as she finishes the last pieces of chocolate orange in the house

🏥 Do hospitals freak you out? Not really.  I know they should, because body fluids freak me out, but not really.

🍕 What’s the best pizza topping? Sausage and olive

🧘‍♀️ When was the last time you did something just for you? Couple weeks ago, I stayed at a hotel by myself, got naked and ate my weight in pesto pasta in bed while I watched Captain America flex his muscles trying to keep his best friend (boyfriend) from fleeing the country

🎣 Have you ever been fishing? Yes

👶 Do you want to have children someday? Someday

🥔 Name your favorite form of the potato. Au gratin

🌵 Do you have a green thumb? Not at all

🐩 If you have one, name your dream dog(s). A pibble

🍂 Winter, spring, summer or fall? Summer

🐳 Does the ocean freak you out or entice you? Mama ocean calls to me every time I see her

🐚 Ever been scuba-diving or deep-sea fishing? Nope

📸 Do you take a lot of photos? Not really

🎵 Name your three favorite artists/bands. ABBA, The Beatles, and Louis Armstrong

🎵🎵 What about your three favorite genres? Alternative, big band swing, and R&B

🎸 Can you play an instrument(s)? Just the throat and the lungs

🔬 What was the best class in high school? English

🔬🔬 What about the worst class? Math

🕹 Name the video game you have wasted the most time playing. The Inside Out game on my phone

🕹🕹 Name your favorite video game. *swoons* RDR2

🔪 Do you have an interest in serial killers or do they just freak you out? Depends on the serial killer.  I have more interest in Martinis and Murder than any serial killer in particular.

🦗 Do bugs give you the heebie-jeebies? They’re fine as long as they’re not on my face or body without consent

🎱 Confess the last wish you made on a magic 8 ball. I do not remember.

😑 Describe the most annoying thing ever. Willful ignorance.

☺ Describe the greatest thing ever. Falling asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.

🏠 Growing up, how was your home life? Taken for granted

😜 Are you silly or serious? Silly, for the most part

🥩 Steaks: Well-done, medium-rare, or still mooing? Medium-medium

🍄 In your opinion, are mushrooms tasty little morsels or just a dirty fungus? Gross, unless they’re the fun kind mixed with sour candy

🥑 Best way to eat an avocado? Made into guac with lots of citrus and black pepper

⛪ Are you spiritual? In a way, I guess.

⛪🕌 If so, describe your beliefs. Make the world a better place, do what you can for the people who can’t do for themselves, and occasionally reach into chance and/or tarot cards for insight.

🍔 Burgers or dogs? Either, as long as I can have cheese on it.

😤 Describe something that gets under your skin. Looking stupid.

🧟‍♀️ Do you think the world will end in zombies? At this point, I wouldn’t be that surprised.

🐉 Is there a dragon you chase? Acceptance and legacy.

🥞 In your personal opinion, should food be free to everyone? Yes, because unlike Mitch McConnell I’m not a fucking monster.

🐍 What animal are you scared of, if any? Skunks, as stated above

Tagging @ibelieveinturtles @iamartemisday @dresupi @snailsarecute @wheresarizona @hollandeiram and anyone who wants to play <3