#And just Everyone: I can't believe Keith is half Galran! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

empty-blog-for-lurking · 2 months ago

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Now thing is I am normally not that into "Lance is secret alien" aus, but once in awhile i still think about that one au someone wrote on ao3 about Lance being Lotor's son, and like can you imagine? The sheer comedy of it all? Nobody likes it especially not Lance. He is just being dragged into universe's most messiest family situation and he loathes everyone involved. Someone help he did not sign up for this

#empty thoughts #I feel like Lance knows his missing dad is an alien given his siblings were there and old enough to remember Lotor #he just doesn't know he is a goddamn prince #And just Everyone: I can't believe Keith is half Galran!#Lance: So is it a bad time to say I am also half alien? I swear I am not trying to compete or anything #Keith: Depends. Are you half Galran?#Lance: I don't know I never met the deadbeat but I have seen pictures and he's purple but not furry purple #It's ignored because of shit. Right until they capture Lotor/see his face for the first time #Lance: YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT!!!!!!!!!#Lotor: ???? Who even are- oh. Oh. Ohhhh. Oh. Oh no.#I doubt loturra would have happened because dating your teammates estranged/deadbeat dad is the type of mess you don't want to get into #And just how do you think fucking Haggar would react to the fact that she has grandchildren and great grandchildren #Lance just- hates everything about it. Fuck you. Fuck off. He's so fucking done #He does not give a shit. He doesn't know these people. Fuck everything about this

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