#And it's not even about difficulty! He could be making scrambles eggs and sometimes they're great--sometimes they're inedible!
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Steph and Cass decide to use Alfred's kitchen:
Steph: Do you ever just wonder, 'am I good enough?'
Cass: No.
Steph: That's the spirit! Now let's see how well you can cook!
Cass: Badly.
Steph: It's just waffles! How bad could you be?
Twenty minutes later, after turning off the smoke detector and opening the windows:
Steph, cutting into the 'waffle': I mean, a little burnt never hurt anyone.
That was an understatement. Really, it was impressive that she managed to make a charred waffle. How did it even happen?? Steph was right here the entire time!
As she's about to sacrifice herself and take a bite, Cass takes her wrist.
Cass: Don't eat. You'll die.
...Yeah. She probably would.
Steph: Batburger?
Cass nodded: Batburger.
Steph should've believed Tim when he said Cass has a permanent ban from Alfred's kitchen. No one's perfect.
#I like to imagine that only a few members of the Batfamily can cook anything decent#Alfred is the cooking god#Jason is following in his footsteps#Dick learned to make pancakes and hot chocolate then called it a day#Steph can make waffles very well; and pretty decent with basic dishes#Bruce cannot use a stove or oven; something will catch on fire#Cass is like Bruce#Tim can confidently reheat stuff and boil macaroni. Do not ask him to do anything more.#Duke is a weird 50-50; sometimes he makes something that tastes pretty good. Sometimes it's either undercooked or unrecognizably burned.#And it's not even about difficulty! He could be making scrambles eggs and sometimes they're great--sometimes they're inedible!#Just two women alone in a big mansion and a comfy ten thousand dollar couch. Perfect place for making out and eating greasy Batburgers#To reiterate: the cooking thing was a disaster but it'll take a lot more to end their date#stephcass#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batfamily#Or what I imagine the batfamily may be like#Alfred's kitchen
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