#And if I'ma die
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was past me back in high school a sad pathetic little meow meow emo bitch who i am glad i no longer am? absolutely. did past me also have killer fucking taste in music? FUCK YES, OH MY GOD. THESE ARE A FUCKING BOP WHAT THE HELL-
#And if I'ma die#Just have your roses ready for me baby#I'll be alright#Just trace the knife and keep it slow and steady#<- Enemy by iamjakehill#Addicted to love and you're my supplier#But you and I we burn like a fire#And your words they cut like barbed wire#But that's how it feels when you love a liar#<- Alone by Lund#like#:0000#DUDE#HOW ARE THESE SO FIREEEEE#music#middle school me#high school me#past me#shitpost#mizismiz
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I like the idea that Leo and usagi didn't like each other in the beginning. They act so similarly, even with their bad traits, which can be an uncanny feeling.
Usagi rarely gets mad, but when he does it's really intense to the point his whole body shakes, he tends to avoid conflict unless it's battle related.
#leo really knows how to push peoples buttons#but is okay cause it gets better laters :3#the ennemies to lovers trope is just one of my favorites XD#inspiration grabbed me a sucked me into the void#oki i'ma go die now#night night#save rottmnt#rottmnt leo#yuichi usagi#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt#rottmnt TAH#turtle and the hare#weepwonp
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T-Rexes hanging out near the water because summer is hot af :)
#t-rex#tyrannosaurus rex#summer#gmod#garry's mod#jurassic world#jurassic park#t rex#Istg if someone is like “The T-rex couldn't swim ☝🤓” then I'ma like... die
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doomposting this sadness that shut up purgatory 1 badboyhalo and lil nas x "star walkin" i'm right
#to be clear this is /lh#qsmp#ON A MISSION TO GET HIGH UP I KNOW THAT I'MA DIE#DON'T EVER SAY IT'S OVER IF I'M BREATHIN#CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#shut up vic#block game brainrot#YES THIS SONG JUST PLAYED ON THE WORK RADIO YES I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SINCE#NO I WON'T ELABORATE I'M AT WORK
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Idk man my boyfriend wishes me to call him and I'm writing detailed notes in my phone instead. Nightmare woman 😂.
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*cracks knuckles*
*opening verse to The Sound of Silence plays on repeat*
#jolymes doujin real#<- i'ma be using that tag to track the progress of this thing#will i get too carried away and make it more ambitious than it needs to be#most likely#we're all gonna die so why not lol <3#txt poot
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Chile this 30 day squat & ab challenge is beating my entire ass. My cousins are dragging me to the gym w/ them too??
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Nobody talk to me, I am failing miserably to draw Keith and and subsequently having an existential crisis.
#What is so wrong with me#I draw this man so much that I draw him without realizing#He is my comfort zone#The easiest character for me to draw#Fuck this#I'ma go watch a witch mourn her gay brother and a vampire watch her human mother die
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the looks of disgust and irritation from Guin are so good
#;;There is nothing wrong with loving your work and wanting to apply yourself to it. [OOC]#ALMOST DONE...#WITH THIS CLASSWORK....I'MA DIE
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The phrase "I'd follow you to the depths of hell" has a lot of weight until you find mutuals through a post about the original wooper's original art derailing into a maroon 5 that still reblog it years after it's epoch.
Trust is when I reblog a minute-long video and a mutual reblogs it from me ten seconds later, clearly not having watched it first.
Misplaced trust, but trust nonetheless.
#My mutuals#My muties#My mutants#Mutuals#Just to clarify#I'd die for you#And I will again#Misplaced trust#But I will hold it like an animal I don't know how to interact with#“Cool. I'ma just freeze up as I hold this dog sized snake I've been handed to like a baby.”
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Papa wants to talk to me when he gets home. Oh no.
#I'm gonna start fucking crying#I don't know what to do#I have a project#Due tomorrow#It's 75% of my grade#But like#I've only known since Monday/Tuesday#Fuckkkkk#I have die right now#I'm scared#I've been burnout all week#I've had no motivation to do anything#And now I'ma get yelled at#👍
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Haven't posted in a while so I decided to draw and post something finally. I haven't drawn Jacko in a while so I drew her as a cowgirl :3
#This drawing took me the whole day to finish I'ma die too#Like I knew it'll take long but not that fucking long 😭#cryptid#monster#oc#furry#dog furry#furry dog#furry oc#dog#canine#wildwest#cowgirl
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ORDINARY LIFE + logan howlett
“Heaven in her mouth, got a hell of a tongue. I can feel her teeth when I drive on a bump. Fingers lettin' go of the wheel when I cum. Whe-wheel when I cum, whe-wheel when I cum. David Carradine, I'ma die when I cum (die when I cum). She just givin' head, she don't know what I've done.”
male reader, drunk reader but logan is drunk too, drunk driving, oral sex, spanking, the claws come out, cum eating
His thick, metal belt buckle clacks against the center console as you drive over the slightly bumpy, winter roads. His left hand gripping the steering wheel while the other sat in your hair, gently holding a fistful of it. His breaths leave in heavy pants and grunts.
Your mouth full of him as you gag and choke around his cock. His pre and your drunken drool dribbling down his length and your chin, glistening along the veins pulsing on his dick.
“Fucking— god,” Logan groans as your tongue sloppily swirls around his fat, leaking tip. Who knew letting some drunk himbo from the bar in his truck would lead to this? You leaned over the center console, your ass slightly perked up in the air, Logan’s dick in your mouth.
The truck jumps as Logan drives over a bump, causing your teeth to graze his slobbered girth. Another low, guttural moan fell from his lips at the feeling. His hand runs down from your hair and over your spine until he reaches the curve of your ass.
Your back arches a bit more as his hand touches it, feeling his palm hit you through your jeans—the motion almost a praise for the accidental graze. Logan drunkenly smirks slightly as he glances over and sees the way your arch deepened. “Slut,” he comments lowly.
You pull your head up, releasing him from your lips with a sinful pop. “Says you,” you retort, your words slightly slurred. Your lips glimmer in his essence. He glances down at you, his smirk faltering slightly.
“The hell is that supposed to mean— oh shit.” His words fall into a pornographic noise as you drag your tongue over his slit and lewdly suck on his tip. The truck swerves before Logan quickly fixes the wheel, his knuckles turning white as he tightens his hold on it.
“Dognt cheel me, jhackcass,” “Don’t kill me, Jackass” is what you meant to say. But kinda hard to talk when your mouth is stuffed with cock, ain’t it?
“Oh shut up,” Logan mumbles, his hand coming down on your ass again. You let out a choked whine around him, the vibrations of your throat shooting straight to Logan, his hand gently squeezing your ass in response.
You bring your hand up, wrapping it around Logan’s base, and begin pumping him there. Your mouth shifts to kiss and suck at the higher inches of his dick, completely lost in the motion as your intoxicated mind moves on autopilot.
The truck swerves again slightly as Logan’s eyes roll and his teeth press together. His other hand subconsciously grips your belt to stabilize as he straightens the wheel. “Logan, careful,” you grumble at him with a slight whine. “You’re gonna kill me before you even cum.”
“We’ll be fine,” Logan huffs out once he finds his ground again. “Or, well, I’ll be fine.” He adds. You roll your eyes at his words before taking him into your mouth again. It feels like only minutes before the truck is screeching to an abrupt halt.
Logan’s hand tightens around the wheel while the other grabs the plump of your ass through your jeans. His fingers digging into you. His head was slightly thrown back against the seat and his eyes squeezed shut. “Oh fucking Christ—“ his moans fill the truck as his cock pulses on your tongue and he cums down your throat. A sudden, sharp snkit followed his lewd noises.
You can’t see the cause of the noise as you try to focus on breathing and swallowing every white spurt he releases. Though some of it leaks out your messy lips anyway. When his fingers finally let go of your ass a little bit, you slowly pick your head up. Then you catch the cause of the sound.
Three metal claws between his knuckles that glisten in the moonlight shine through the windshield. A smirk covering your wet lips. “That good, huh?” You ask as you look at him. One of his sharp brown eyes opens as he looks at you. Smirking, eyes glassy, lips kiss-swollen, and chin slick.
Logan lets his claws graze over your waist as he pulls his hand back, sending an excited shiver up your spine. His mutation retracts back into his skin as he grabs your chin, swiping up some of his spilled seed. “Shut up and swallow,” he mumbles. He pushes his thumb into your mouth, letting you lick the rest of it off.
Afterward, you sigh softly and settle back into your seat, wiping your skin clean. You watch as Logan puts himself back in his boxers. “You got anything to eat?” You ask him.
“Why, so your breath can smell shittier than it already does?” Logan questions snarkily even though he knows he’d make out with you again a hundred times over.
You scoff, watching as he zips and buttons his jeans again. “No, jackass and your cum taste like the goddamn Indian Ocean,” you shoot back at the man. Logan shoots you a small glare before he presses down on the gas pedal again.
Logan just grumbles under his breath a bit before answering, his eyes on the dark road ahead. He reaches over and pops open the glove compartment and hands you a bag of something. You take it from him with a grin.
“Thanks, Lo,” you hum as you open the bag and begin eating whatever he gave you.
“Yeah, just don’t throw up in my truck,” he says back, giving you a small side eye as he watches you practically stuff your face.
“Heard.” You answer playfully with a stupid grin as you pop more of it past your lips.
#wolverine#logan howlett#dorkszn#logan howlett x reader#dorkfilmz#logan howlet smut#wolverine smut#wolverine xmen#xmen 2000#xmen smut#marvel smut#hugh jackman x reader#hugh jackman smut#logan howlett x male reader#james logan howlett x reader#james howlett x reader#logan howlett smut#the weeknd#ordinary life#deadpool and wolverine#the howlett files
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Enid ever hurt Wednesday???! Bro... Please! I have always read that look on her face as recognition, relief that Wednesday is ok, and "Who's the wolf now?! Watch me kick Tyler's Hyde Ass!".
Anyway,, saw a weyler saying that Enid may have seen Wednesday as prey in ep8 and Tyler could have potentially saved Wednesday from Enid.. and to that I have to say,
does this look like the face of a killer to you??!?! That is a SMILE if I’ve ever seen one. Girly was so proud of herself. She WANTED Wednesday to recognize her, that’s why she stopped. She WANTED Wednesday to acknowledge that she shifted, wanted Wednesday to know that she was protecting her. Like look at her. She STOPPED IN HER TRACKS while fighting a huge ass monster to fucking smile at Wednesday and be like “babe look omg I’m a real werewolf look look!!!!!!!!”
That is a golden retriever bruh. The only thing she would have done to Wednesday is fucking smother her with love or some shit let’s be so fr rn. If bro had a tail it would be wagging so hard.
She’s such a silly lil creature I love her sm
#enid sinclair#i'm a real werewolf aren't you PROUD?#I'ma totes gonna kick some Hyde ass for my bae!#i would die for her#Hey Wednesday#wenclair
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Can I do the right thing for the wrong reason? Is it bad that I'm making friends with my demons, and Living by a couple deadly sins Just to make sure I finish what you began And I ain't afraid to lose a life or ten If it means that I get to win in the end (woo) So I'ma do this on my own, step into the danger zone Pull the pin and watch it blow
I would rather die alone Oh, I would rather die alone
- Hellfire by FEVER333
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago lego#ninjago dragons rising fanarts#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr#ninjago jay#ninjago jay walker#jay walker ninjago#jay walker#jay ninjago#ninjago jay fanart#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#ninjago fanart#ninjago evil jay#evil jay#digital artist#digital painting#artists on tumblr#robin's art
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If I die tonight, I'ma make it look pretty
Yeah I'm in your spot, yeah I'm in your city ~
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#fonv#fallout: new vegas#veronica santangelo#rose of sharon cassidy#cass
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