#America and his bio kids/states he didn't get from other countries are bald eagles | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kyliecatqueen · 9 months ago

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Countryhumans but almost all of UK/Great Britain/British Empire's descendants are hybrids [50% human, 50% their national animal] except for Australia and his states who are all 100% human, and the family (+ friends who are in the know) have an inside joke that Britain fucked animals and that THAT'S why he's got so many hybrid descendants even tho that's very much NOT the case lmao

👇 English family species under the cut👇

- Britain: Human

- America: Bald Eagle Hybrid (eagle legs, tail, + wings on back, human upper body)

- Canada: Caribou Hybrid (centaur legs + antlers)

- Australia: Human

- New Zealand: Kiwi Bird Hybrid (same proportions as America but with kiwi legs/tail/wings)

#tw animal husbandry joke #tw animal husbandry #countryhumans #the cat speaks #countryhumans world peace au #world peace au #America and his bio kids/states he didn't get from other countries are bald eagles #Canada and his providences are caribou #America's adopted states are also hybrids #but they're based on the country they originally came from/their most well-known animal #and New Zealand is a Kiwi bird because that's their national animal #apparently people make 'em a sheep 'cuz of the sheep:human ratio #but eh #animal husbandry #animal husbandry joke

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