#Also. Odysseus is Agammennon's fixer of mistakes

[aaronofithaca05]

KFC AU!

Penelope was idly tapping on the menu, while sitting in a far corner, the smells of fritters and grease attacking their senses.

Telemachos meanwhile was doodling a boat on one of his notebooks, the six year old giddy.

She turned to their child who was still drawing.

"Oh, look at that".

Genuinely praising his work, Telemachus had skill, Penelope ruffled his hair, while the boy reached for her hand, her tone sincere to their child and a little condescending to Odysseas.

"Our little Altamouras, here, eh? Remind to start selling your work, instead of your father's, my little sweet."

Odysseas meanwhile was restlessly staring at the screen in front, in the other corner his leg twitching, while his fingers spamming the cursed menu in thousands of ways, it didn't work.

He huffed, his fingers spamming the damn screen: "I just. want. a. coke not be charged a plus!"

His fingers went to the initial red and white screen: "I'll shove your promos whe-."

Hearing the curse Penelope sent Odysseas a glare, defeaningly silent, the message?.

Clear as day, "don't you *dare* in front of the boy". She returned to her bored self as if nothing happened, as soon as the threat was sent.

Meanwhile in the other side , defeated at the wall of options, the already struggling artist sighed.

"this wants me to go broke.."

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