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general-du-vallon · 6 months ago

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[ID: 3 gifs from a scene in BBC Musketeers where Porthos shoots a melon off Aramis's head. It's night, busy Inn or similar. 1. Porthis kisses his pistol and aims. 2. The melon explodes, Aramis, arms out wide, doesn't flinch. 3. Aramis smiling widely holds a bottle out to an enthusiastic Porthos who's saying "how about we try it blindfold?". End ID]

#porthos #Aramis #I love their stupid shooting tricks. There shld be a gifs of this scene with s3 bottle shooting scene #Also athos 'I've never seen him make it sober' raoses many Qs.#1. Drunk Porthos v sober Aramis marksmanship competition?#2. When did athos see Porthos miss sober???aramis still have a head. Did Porthos shoot someone in their face #3. How did they discover Porthos shooting drunk skills. This is less a question more of a mild horror and/or hilarity #4. Never suggest more than one miss. Porthos has canonically shot some ppl in the face trying to get a melon #Oh I guess maybe he missed completely and didn't shoot the melon OR the person this did not occur to me. New Q:#How bad at shooting is he?#Actually we see him make a few shots. Tho I can't think atm of an eg just that he does sometimes shoot quite accurately.

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