#Aligner Unit

[channnel]

"I'll tell them eventually-!" He said as another month has quietly passed.

[little-miss-ghostess]

My first conscious thought today was "SpongeBob 3D model alignment chart," so I made that.

[jtargaryen18]

While we're all thinking about the future...

Check out the app Goods Unite Us. It's an excellent app for letting folks know which brands and businesses have supported political parties that align with their personal values. I like the idea of helping brands and companies that value ME.

[tenitchyfingers]

AW NUTS! THERE GOES MY SISTER’S FUCKING SKULL, GUESS I SCREWED UP AGAIN: TRIED TO DRIVE HER HOME FROM THAT COOL PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS BUT I TRIED TO GET A NUT - NOT THAT KINDA NUT - CAUSE SHE ATE A WALNUT, THAT POLE KICKED HER BUTT; NOW HER HEAD FLEW OFF ON THE GROUND, NOW I’M GOING TO GET SUCH A POUNDING FROM MY MOM WHO’S TONI COLLETTE

AND SHE’LL NEVER TONI COL-LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN

I THINK I’M GONNA PUT HER IN THE GROUND. OR SHE’LL BE BACK. GUESS IT RUNS IN THE GENES

Hereditary 🎶

[lmanburs]

United SMP is also such a dumbass name too 😭 like ngl you can tell that man was seething that SMPEarth was already taken

[flamewar05]

Images of Star Raider Thundertron.

The head on Thundertron is more accurate but I don’t like the hook hand and I don’t care about Nightstrike or the rock so pass.

[cherrytimemachine]

Character breakdown for any of the G1 Stunticons? Motormaster or Dead End, Wildrider, etc? Whichever you feel implored to discuss?

Imma do Breakdown for this one. There will be some overlapping of other continuities and I will talk about the other Stunticons, so no worries.

How I feel about this character: Nervous himbo energy. I. G1 he's an anxious boi who just follows what the others are doing. I was surprised by that since I grew up watching TFP and I knew him as the buff fighter who doubled as his husband's partner's medical assistant. It makes sense given his name is Breakdown, and I guess G1 and TFP took that word and used different meanings for it.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Nobody in G1, I'm a KOBD shipper all the way. They're adorable in IDW1 too. Wish they showed more of how Knock Out cared about him when he died in TFP. One of the only things the United Warriors comic did kinda well.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: The rest of the Stunticons. Motormaster is just a big angry himbo, Drag Strip is that bitch who always makes fun of you, Dead End is literally dead inside and frankly I can't blame the guy I would be too if I looked like a light switch, and Wildrider is batshit insane and they should contain him bro is like a rabid dog ready to bite somebody. All of them are chaotic in their own ways and as a whole, which is why they're probably my favorite of the Decepticon combiner teams in G1.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Not an unpopular opinion really, but Breakdown shouldn't have been killed off like that in TFP. If they wanted to kill him off, it could've been done so much better. And I'm kinda interested in Emperor Kumquat's idea of Autobot Breakdown.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: This applies to a lot of characters in G1 to be honest, but I wish we got more character development with them. A lot of characters have the bare minimum of a personality, but I think the Stunticons are some of the most diversified characters when it comes to combiner teams. Most of the characters we get more nuance for are Autobots, so it's nice to have some more Decepticons that stand out. I wish they were more expanded on in the show, but I wasn't expecting it to happen since the show only existed to sell pre-made toys.

[arson-jellyfish69]

Ok so trying to make my own tfp breakdown figurine with paper completely bombed, so I instead got a cheap transformers figurine for 4.50€ at the corner store near my house and repainted him with nail polish and acrylic paint

Just pretend after the whole Unicron thing in unite warriors comic he got upgraded again and now looks like this

[heart-0f-a-rebel16]

New fear unlocked: people thinking I’m an evangelical

[lizardsarecute]

her arm....my arm....

gonna take it easy tomorrow lol

[five-dollars]

Absolutely bodied my job interview just now. It’s kind of crazy how much i can turn it ON when i need to. I truly do not want another job in my current industry like I’m sick just thinking about it but i just sold myself like i have bills due yesterday. And it just jumps out of me I can’t help it. I’m like what am i saying???? There were 5 people interviewing me at once and I’m making them all giggle and nod who am i

[ashenwinds]

// not quite blog related but I must share my silly pirate man who is a discord exclusive muse that I love

[stunticonbreakdown]

Is unite warriors comic only cannon the Japanese TF lore, or is it part of the Aligned continuity in general? (I just want that sad blue gay dumbass to be alright T-T)

Canonically, it's only for the Japanese continuities, but I figured out how to fit it into the general aligned continuity so we can pretend he's ok 💪 (just throw him back into the tfp universe after UW/L takes place, really)

Japan didn't air the third seasons of TFP, RID15, or the Predacons rising movie, changed several character personalities (like Airachnid got turned into some yandere lady who was in love with Jack), and changed a couple lines, so it's not exactly the same as TFP, but considering how Breakdown wasn't even in season 3 and didn't have his personality changed too drastically, you could probably see it as general aligned continuity, especially since UW/L is also several continuities as a multiverse 👍

[neonsbian]

my congress ppl are so wrapped up in this zionist shit i feel like im getting no where emailing and calling them

[transingthoseformers]

Wait i just remembered something from my tfwiki dive i did trying to find out character ages

Bumblebee was created towards the end of the war, and he's supposed to be 20ish right? Define end of war, because before this point i was working under the assumption of the war being equivalent of 20ish years in Cybertronian timescales.

Though, I've agreeded in my head as of today that Cybertronian lifespans don't work like human lifespans. Basically, they seem to skip all of the younger stages, and automatically online in the teen range. And while mathematically all of the adult stages are much longer, mecha seem to stay at the thirty-ish and middle aged stages than the fresh adult.

[flamewar05]

A clash of tyrants