#AYYEEEEE

[archaicbro]

auston matthews has assists on the last 3/4 toronto goals, including this redirect by tavares 

again, if jamie benn’s little shitty hit did a number on matthews? im flying to dallas

[animationismycomfort]

YALL I JUST GOT BACK FROM SEEING TROLLS 3 AND HOLY SH-T

[naturepunks]

Could I please request tigerstar I? Thank you sm!!

You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength.

(commissions and ask requests for wc book characters are open!)

[rambunctioustoons]

I think you should be able to take your spouse down to the mines in stardew. different abilities depending on who you take down.

[allpromarlo]

why r the vikings getting slutted out on live television

[karinasbaby]

HAHAHA SOSNDJNES MY OFFICIAL NAME?? i’ll take it. yours is definitely my pookie wookiee cutie patootie <3 because you’re my lil baby angel

our relationship IS so perfect. just as you are. i also love love suddenly. wonder why that is. AND YES PLS SPAM TF OUTTA ME I WANT MY PHONE TO VIBRATE OFF THE TABLE

NOOO WDYM ITS GONNA BE CRAZY? don’t say that. please. (STOP UR PREMATURE TOO?? we were fated, like)

my last exam is on monday! but i have a presentation on tuesday and a assignment due on tuesday BUT! monday

(it’s so funny because i planned to do the assignment in the bus yesterday but i ended up writing the brat tamer drabbles which is my own fault but)

oh it’s is absolutely your official name my honey bun sugar pie schnookums teddy bear chocolate cookie swirl pudding biscuit. and “my lil baby angel” my soul ascended to the 7th heaven and came back btw but we ball.

STOP FLRITING WITH MEEEELENDLSH “just as u are” GET OUT. ENOUGH. out here making me kick my feet in the air and hide my face under the blanket who do u think u are 😒😒😒😒😒 (don’t answer that.) but anywho i shall be spamming the living hell out of u after this just let me get on ig and bro 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

(WE REALLY ARE FATED IN THIS SHIT BRO LIKE YOURE PREMATURE IM PREMATURE YOURE A HEE STAN IM A HEE STAN WHATS NEXT⁉️⁉️⁉️) fate but not sponsored by enha 😁☝️ but AYYEEEEE LAST EXAM ON MONDAY LETS GOOOO 🤾🤾(tuesday doesn’t exist for me) (WHY DIDNT U WORK ON UR ASSIGNMENT >:( also u posting that is like so ridiculous to me lmfao bcs u have NO clue how terrified i am of ur account rn. i’m avoiding that brat tamer work so bad rn bcs i know im gonna die. im so gonna die. for sure gonna die.)

[lanahpyon]

Welcome to the Blackish House Hunger games!!!!!! A giant 🧵 with illustrated situations and silliness ⚠️ CW: Blood, death, some side character designs but absolutely no story spoilers, so feel free to peek! Auto generated scenario's, happenings are completely random. Here we got the teams and their districts!!

The Bloodbath ??? convinces Sakino to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

Gou strangles Madoka with a rope.

Haruma accidently steps on a landmine.

Day 1 Hina accidently steps on a landmine. [💀💀💀 SHE HAD TO FOLLOW HIM I-]

Tougo severely injures Misaki, but puts him out of his misery.

Night 1 Yue overpowers Noa, killing him.

Day 2 Manami is unable to convince Tougo to not kill her.

Sera kills An as she tries to run.

Day 3 Tougo throws a knife into Nayuta's head.

Day 4 Rei decapitates Gou with a sword.

Reiko, Rala, and Karin get into a fight. Reiko triumphantly kills them both.

??? bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Night 4 Rika kills Yue with a sickle.

Day 5 Kasumi accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it.

Akito convinces Chiba to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Arena Event A fire spreads throughout the arena. Rei and Hizuki fail to find a safe spot and suffocate.

A fireball strikes Tougo, killing him.

Night 5 Yoda kills Reiko as she tries to run.

Night 6 Yoda severely injures Akito and leaves him to die.

Sera severely injures Rika and leaves her to die.

Day 7 Sera catches Yoda off guard and kills him

The winner is Sera from District 4! AYYEEEEE… CONGRATS TO SERA, the lil menace

Placements, kills and summary!!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SILLINESS

[sukugo]

i see ur can’t get aroused plantcest and i raise u can’t come plantcest;; can get as wet and as worked up as they fucking want vash can get fucked as much as he (other people lbr) would want but he’s just perpetually not coming not even while masturbating bc his body just does not see the need when there’s no other plant nearby

AYYEEEEE THAT'S HOT, it just builds and builds and builds, and it goes on for years, and every time it's worse, and it's making him crazy and it hurts. but he just. can't. oohhh that's sexy......

BUT BUT ALSO ANON, gonna derail this from naivash a bit bc im stuck on "when there’s no other plant nearby" and linking that to not only nai, but the other plants as well, and what that would mean for vash and the value of his plant healing visits. bc the plant healing would no longer be only to help his dying sisters, but also vash's only opportunities to get some relief.

they are the only moments when he's in the proximity of another plant, the only moments when he can orgasm. when his body will let him.

so he leans his head against the glass and his sister leans into his touch at the other side and, like clockwork, his body is tingling and reacting and fuck, he wishes not to, but he needs to, it's the only relief he can ever get, that he will get in who knows how long. so he succumbs to it, every time.

AND IM THINKING ESP HARD about a younger vash first coming to learn this, the boy going around helping his sisters and noticing that, every time he leans into their tanks, and they come to meet him, there's a thrum in his veins, electricity coursing along his skin. and his markings are glowing. and he's hot. and it's a feeling reminiscent of when he's alone in his rooms and rubs himself, sobbing as his body goes hot and hot and hot, and pleasure builds up and up and up, but never, never culminates

but—it's different.

bc it's been so long since he's felt this, specifically. felt a potential ability to finish. (something he hasn't felt in years, not since—). and he gasps. takes a hand to his crotch, presses. and his dick is throbbing, and his hole is leaking. and he can feel it. he might be able to. he might. he might come. and the thought of that, the prospect of it has his mind spinning and his heart drumming against his chest and his entire body aching in need.

since then, he always asks to be left alone with the plants during his visits.

[kolektsiakomah]

psst ! ! just letting u know this is the admin on bitlngs who made the hades ii and circe stimboards:3

AYYEEEEE IM HONORED 🙏

[blee-bleep]

trying watercolor again ayyeeeee

[redsaurrce]

hi y'all 😭😭💗💗💗

I've been gone for too long it seems 😭😭 how's it going for y'all? I've missed u guys so much and guess WHAT- ya girlie is pulling them girlies ayyeeeee

I mean we've been just joking about boobie gang a few months back but what now- what the- my bisexuality is showing hahaha 😂 college is fun guys 👽 OKAY LISTEN .. my dear homegirls (and homebois) I want Ur opinions on how to keep her happy (both in and out of *cough* bed *cough*) because I'm running out of ideas AND VALES IS APPROACHING WHATBSGSGSHSSJS WHAT ARE U GUYS PLANNING?? Spill some teas bestie 😏

[notahorseindisguise]

sorry got distracfed. turning off the phone now. its almost 4:20am ayyeeeee nice

[amazzwon]

Hi addie ^_^ im bored ( and i want ur attention)

AYYEEEEE ROSY RAE MY BAEEEE💗💗

u have all my attention! wassup? sorry i couldn't reply earlier I was travelling and it was hectic🫠 (all the men in my family need to visit a therapist) BUT i had lots of fun‼️

what are you finding interesting lately🎀?

[baladric]

have to break up w my therapist of 5 years today bc i cant afford my insurance anymore ayyeeeee

[cokowiii]

OLDER SIBLING I HAVE COME TO ASK FOR PERMISSION TO CASUALLY JUMP KENDRA IN THE ALLEYWAY FOR GETTING ORANGE TURT ADDICTED - baseball bat anon

Ayyeeeee this a lil late but yeah go for it. A LOT of people wanna do that now for some reason??? I don’t know why 🤔🤔🤔