#AND I'M NOT PREPAAAARED ;A;

[crayonurchin]

Why yes, I AM still putting off listening to episode 91 of campaign 3 critical role because I'm afraid of being hurt :D

[regulusrules]

Gwaine in the next act of mbarbyc

[rugbybi]

i'm gonna be 20 in exactly two weeks

[rar0ld]

you .. grow corn ? not gonna lie, that stuff is kinda overrated .... ! potatoes are much better

"What the fuck did you just fucking sayy abouut mee, you little corn hater? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Farmer Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in Bathss, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top farmer in the entire US farming forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking worddds. You thinnnnk you cannnn get awayyyy with saying that shit to me over the Local 8 Baths News???? Think again, hateerrr...! As we speaaaak I am contactingggg my secret network of corn enjoyerrsss across the USAAAA and your areee beingggg traced rigggght nooooow so you better prepaaaare for the storm. The storm that wipeeeees out the patheticccc little thing you call your lifeeeee. You're fuckin' dead, hateerrr... I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scythee. Not only am I extensively trained in scythe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Farmer Corps and I will useeee it to its full extent to wipe your miserable beiing off the face of the continent, you little corn haterrr. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you...! maybeeee youuu would have held your fuckin' tongueeee. But yooou couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn fuckin' fool."

[luffysbasement]

Messy, I have come up with the biggest, most ground breaking, jumbo theory that combines the revival book, its reason for existing, Dream's spiral into insanity, George's eternal sleep, DreamXD, where he came from what his purpose is AND Tales SMP

I also have a drabble I'm gonna send ^v^

I'd do it on Twitter but I switched Twitter off for Ramadan and I also want this to gain a bit of traction cause I put a lot of thought int it

Be prepaaaared~

-14

so you have said jumbo theory... and decided to keep it to yourself?? oh the humanITy!!! 😞😞

[bakuhoes-dumbass]

THE END OF CHAPTER SEVEN HAD ME ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING! The entire chapter was so good- just like the rest of the story of course- and I'm so excited for chapter eight to see what happens next!!

However, please don't feel pressured and take your time! ❤ You're doing amazing work sweetie!

Oh, next chapter is going to be absolutely wild, let me tell you.

In the words of Scar from the Lion King:

"BE PREPAAAARED"

😈

[securiis]

❛Where did you get that?❜

@heartxandxhome

“What? This?”

He gestured down to his leg, because it was quite possibly the only thing she could be referring to. A deep sigh released itself from his chest as he tilted his head back and resisted the urge to pop a pill or two before continuing.

“Just a scratch. Got my leg stuck.” He replied with a smile, though there was more pain behind it than there was any trace of joy. “It, uh -- Nyx actually saved my life. What a surprise, right?”